Episode 26

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:01

You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong.

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Welcome to the show. Today we are back in our regular studio, the B Zommer Trucking Studio.

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Quieter.

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Yeah, it is. But it was, you know, it was a lot of fun doing it at uh Darby's patio the other last week. That was actually pretty neat.

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It was fun, and I'd like to do that more.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Yes.

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Minus one thing.

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What's that?

SPEAKER_04 0:38

Ten people? Anyways? Oh my god! We're gonna follow you. You know, gross and net. Yeah. Neither one of them followers raised. Ha. Well, we want up one person.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Yeah.

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Why the fuck do people say, oh yeah, I'll follow you, and then have no intentions.

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It's just one simple click.

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Why though?

SPEAKER_00 1:01

Well, could be three simple clicks.

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Have you ever told somebody something that you didn't come through on? I got a fucking hair hanging right there.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Yeah, you do. I can see it.

SPEAKER_04 1:08

Oh, there it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

You got it. Um, yeah, I don't know. I I mean people like us. People love listening to our show. We have tons of listeners. We just need if we could get people to go and hit the follow and just and just follow it on Facebook, it's gonna help us grow to get more listeners and bigger. And you know, maybe we will get a good studio one day. Maybe we will get some better computers, you know. It's it it doesn't cost a cent to follow. No, if they could potentially get us a couple cents a couple cents. So go ahead, find us on Facebook, smash the follow button. That's what they say on YouTube videos all the time. Smash the subscribe button. Oh, yeah, they do. And uh just it don't cost you nothing to take you five five minutes in the last fucking week.

SPEAKER_04 2:01

Probably 30 minutes. Tons, tons. Yeah, I like what they're saying.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 2:05

So he asked me to and I did it. Right. And you say everybody likes us. Well, not exactly. There's one person particular that says, Oh, I don't mind Brad, I just hate it when he talks. Or opens his fucking mouth. How did she say that?

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Because she told you she'd never I enjoy Brad when he's not talking.

SPEAKER_04 2:27

Is that what she said? Yeah. You know, I say her name, but I don't want to cause issues, and she always lights up, you know, skin gets a little flush, her eyes just melt through you. Brad, how are you?

SPEAKER_02 2:45

I cannot believe she doesn't like me.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

I think she she's a closet liker. I'll take that. Kind of like we got closet listeners that don't act like they listen, but gotta be paid off exterior.

SPEAKER_04 2:57

Yeah. Yeah. So well, I'll work on that.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Man, what a nice day it is.

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Beautiful today. Beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

And it was it was chilly this morning. It started out pretty cold.

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By the time I finally got the uh gumption to get up and go to work, it was pretty warm. I'm I'm running out of the uh give a fucks. Well, they've been gone for a while. Rightfully so. But I mean, once that fucking give a fuck bucket is empty, I keep going.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

I would give more of a fuck if you actually talked into the microphone. And so would the listeners.

SPEAKER_04 3:32

Oh, and you know what uh the listeners said speaking of talking the microphones. What's that? They said that they would like to s have us sitting more so like you're Jane Aldridge and I'm David Andrews and we're doing the news.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Oh, like straight onto the camera.

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Hi, how are you? I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Well, the the video is just an added bonus.

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Right.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

So we're not gonna look right into the video camera. We are talking amongst ourselves, so we're gonna kind of 45 of it. I agree. So if you don't like it, I like 33 and a half. Yeah.

unknown 4:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:11

If you don't like it, yeah, hit subscribe and don't watch it.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

Yeah. It's really not that hard. Had parent-teacher conferences this week. How'd that go? Um, well, I I asked him before we even left the house. I said, Well, what are your teachers gonna say?

SPEAKER_04 4:30

Fuss up.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

He said, They're gonna say, I talk too much, I talk too loud, and I get easily distracted from my task.

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Just like that.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Yeah. So he comes by an honest, so can't fault him for that. But no, the the two teachers that we sat with, they they had nothing but great things to say about him. And he's he's such a joy to have. He does talk a lot, he is loud, and uh and sometimes we just gotta reel him back in and then he he does good after that. Oysterous? Well, they didn't use that word.

SPEAKER_04 5:04

I don't think people do anymore.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

But I got that word used on me in a performance review at work.

SPEAKER_04 5:09

Yeah, that means judgmental.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

It does not mean judgmental.

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Easily upsets other people.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Does not mean that either.

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Uh loud?

SPEAKER_00 5:21

No. Obnoxious loud, yeah, yeah. Slightly obnoxious, yeah. I want to look that up.

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B-O-I.

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Yeah.

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Boy. Levi's.

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Uh boisterous. Describe someone or something that is energetic, loud, and noisy.

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Check.

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Often in a cheerful or rowdy way.

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Half check that back. So.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

There you go. You're damn right on boisterous.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

You're a just a loud cheerleader.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

Yeah.

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Nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

You think they'd get me on a team for PW? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

You'd be the fucking chick that pulls your leg up.

unknown 6:02

I can't do that.

SPEAKER_04 6:03

Oh, they're they're pretty strong girls. They get you up there.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

Yeah, I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 6:07

Husky is what we call some of them.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

Yeah, well.

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It's fair.

SPEAKER_00 6:12

They like their cheesecake.

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Speaking of uh girls and girls, girls, girls. Any hot teachers in that school? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:23

Your age or are they younger now?

SPEAKER_00 6:24

Are they well I think they're a little younger than me at this point? Are they at this point? Yeah. Oh yeah, there's some luckers.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

Either one of your boys' teachers worth looking at twice?

SPEAKER_00 6:35

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're good looking.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

You'll have to send me a list of names so I can Facebook them later.

unknown 6:41

There you go.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

Everybody needs a little spank bank.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, who don't want to.

SPEAKER_04 6:46

Speaking of that, would you if Are women they can't be easily offended by it because there's so many TikToks, Instagram, all that shit. Is it do you think it boosts their self-esteem to know that somebody's jerking off thinking about them?

SPEAKER_00 7:06

I would I would imagine it does. Because I'm going to tell you right now, if some if somebody looked at well, we know it's happening, especially since we went to video for the podcast. But like if some chick was like, I was finger blasting the shit out of myself thinking about you, that's gonna make me feel warm and fuzzy and so.

SPEAKER_04 7:24

Oh, would me too.

SPEAKER_00 7:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:25

And I know I got a bunch of chicks call them whatever you want, X's or just bar trash, but that probably still rub one out thinking about the old days.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

Right. Why I mean why wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Why wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_00 7:39

Come on now.

SPEAKER_04 7:40

I'm I'm certain of it, and that makes me happy. Well, the reason I asked that is I heard uh on one of the reels, uh and off all you're doing is looking at me just to jerk off, then don't even follow me.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

You're putting your videos out there for us to do it.

SPEAKER_04 7:54

Yeah, you've got you're barely covering yourself. Yeah. Why you're not doing it for other girls.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

That's like these chicks that walk around with these hot ass yoga pants on and short shirts with their cleavage hanging on. Like you dressed yourself that way because you like the way it looks and you like the way that other people look at you because of it. And if you say no, you don't, you're a lying whore.

SPEAKER_04 8:20

Yep. And then they look at you and occasionally catch you looking, yeah, and they give you the stink eye like well, you walked out of the fucking house like that. If I had my dick hanging out, I would expect whether they liked it or not, people.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

You'd walk, you'd be like, what the fuck, dude? Like, Jesus Christ, Brett, put that little skin tank away.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

I almost tripped over it.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

No, I just it's yeah. I mean, if you dress provocatively. Good, good word. I like that.

SPEAKER_04 8:49

I learned that today.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

If you dress provocatively and get pissy with people are staring.

SPEAKER_04 8:55

Put on a sweater.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

That's that's your fault.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

Well, I do it because it makes me feel good.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

What about it makes you feel good? Right. Hold on. What what makes you feel good about it? Right. The way that you look in other people's eyes. That's exactly what makes you feel good about it. Well, then they're gonna say, no, it's the way that I feel like I it's the way when I look in the mirror, how I feel about myself. Well, bitch, what does it matter how you feel about yourself anyway?

SPEAKER_04 9:19

If you feel good about yourself, you should feel good about yourself in a fucking snowsuit.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

I feel good about myself with this big old fucking keg hanging off my front end. It's uh my belly, not my pecker. It's up here. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:31

I'm glad you clarified that. Yeah. Some girl that just heard that and went, liar!

SPEAKER_00 9:37

Yeah, she just squirted all over the place. Oh, I tapped the keg.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

God, we could sit down with a paper and a pen sometime. Uh-huh. And we could just call them all out.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:50

Yeah. Like uh give me a random name because I don't want to mistakenly call someone out a girl's name.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

You gotta be careful what you say.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

Yeah, any name will work because it's coming from you.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Oh you don't know anyone. Well, I know all of them, but Jesus Christ, if I say one, somebody's gonna take offense to it, and they're gonna be like, ah, you were talking about her.

SPEAKER_04 10:10

Oh, well, she's already pissed, I'll just say Katie.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

Ain't gonna make her any more mad. Um, wouldn't that be kind of fun? Like, hey Katie, you remember 1998, hood of my 87 cutlass, just to get and then not say another word. Uh-huh. And then you take a turn, you know, hey Patsy. Yeah. You remember behind the 7-Eleven? Hit you in the head with that dumpster cover, and then that's it. And pound it at home. Yeah. And we can just go back and forth, and I bet we'd get a lot more followers. Oh my god, he remembers me.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

He thinks about me.

SPEAKER_04 10:48

But there's a couple that I'm afraid might be stalkers. And I don't need that in my life.

SPEAKER_00 10:54

We're we're not big enough to afford a security team.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

What do you think Kelly would do if you guys got together what year? Oh eight? Oh eight? Oh seven, oh eight, somewhere in there? What would she do if some girl and a young lad born in 06 showed up on your porch and said, This is your son? I mean, which it was before her.

SPEAKER_00 11:22

That happened, asshole. Yes. That's how you did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

I didn't know that. Really?

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

I thought you knew about it all along.

SPEAKER_00 11:33

I knew that the girl had a kid, but didn't know it was mine.

SPEAKER_04 11:36

Oh, how old was she when you found out? Six. No shit. Yeah. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Yep. Yeah. Oh. So yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:42

So you you can tell me how she'd act then. Yeah. How did she take it? Um shocking all the time.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

Very well, actually. Really? Yeah. She says, you know, we're together now, and that was before I ever even knew you, so how can I be mad about that? I mean, she's very understanding of it. A lot of women wouldn't be.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

No. And there's no reason not to be. It was before you.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

Right. And she even had that conversation with her parents and said, hey, we we just found this out, blah, blah, blah. And they said, How shocked were you? I mean, I I knew the girl got pregnant, but was led to believe it wasn't me and this and that. So I mean, I there was always a chance.

SPEAKER_04 12:26

Did you do like the blood test and all that?

SPEAKER_00 12:27

I did the old cheek swab.

SPEAKER_04 12:29

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:30

Apparently 99.99% is pretty close to 100.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Yeah. Oh, I did not know.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

But you can you can look at my daughter and tell. I mean, first first time I saw her, but there's no question.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

I mean That's funny. I did not know that until that happened. That's why you had to smirk. Like, what the fuck? Oh. Wow. Yep. That'd be crazy. What about your city? If it was you? I don't know how she'd take it. I think she'd be one of them that just wet matter in a wet hand.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Yeah, but I mean, you had two kids prior.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

And she accepted that.

SPEAKER_00 13:06

She's more or less their mother anyway.

SPEAKER_04 13:08

Oh, yeah. So what's six more?

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Right.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Wouldn't that be something? You little horror. Holy fuck, can you imagine? Oh man. I imagine she'd take it a lot differently if she showed up with a six-year-old and said, Hey, this is your kid.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Well, that'd be a whole lot different than, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:26

Shut up, bitch! Get off my porch. I don't know you.

SPEAKER_04 13:33

Give me your Venmo. Get out of here. Oh shit. Yeah, that'd be different. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_02 13:44

Six years old.

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

That's crazy. Did she start calling you dad right away? No, we get we we took a lot of time.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

A couple years? No, it wasn't that long. No, I mean we s slowly spent time together, you know, the whole deal.

SPEAKER_04 14:01

She's still figure skating?

SPEAKER_00 14:03

Yeah, yeah. She's she's taking lessons for it. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:07

So she likes it.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

Yeah. She her and Kelly were talking the other day and she said that she had a had a lesson and was doing that. So as long as she enjoys it, hopefully, hopefully she keeps doing it.

SPEAKER_04 14:19

She's gonna do it like singles or is she looking for a man to I would imagine singles.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

Hell I don't know. I don't know anything about figure skating.

SPEAKER_04 14:27

Really? A lot of crotch grabbing. Oh. Tell her watch out for that. Put a mouse trap down there in the old after the Olympics, somebody uh I doubt I sent it to you because I always think to. Put together a video of the uh figure skating famous grabs.

SPEAKER_00 14:44

Oh they get right in there. Well, you get a handle.

SPEAKER_04 14:47

I I would have an issue with that if that's my wife out there getting finger banged on the ice.

SPEAKER_00 14:54

But it's just for it's just for the performance.

SPEAKER_04 14:57

You you really think so? Fuck no.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:00

The performance in fucking three weeks in goddamn Italy. Right.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

Yeah. There's a performance alright. But there is. Team bonding. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:12

That plane you were on seemed pretty empty. What do you mean they didn't have room for me? Yeah, I I don't uh I get kind of funny about that. No, I would too. I mean, it's different. Granted, you're in a bar and somebody goes up, grabs crotch, oh you're getting hit.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Right.

SPEAKER_04 15:26

But you're out there on the ice and you I can't really get mad at you because I wish I could ice skate.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

Well, you gotta hold on to something. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Donald Trump, grab him by the pussy.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

I remember yelling that at that fucking Trump bus. Jesus Christ. Sir, sir, sir. What? We don't like to advertise that. Oh, I'm sorry. Pulled into the rest area.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

Grab her by the pussy!

SPEAKER_00 15:56

Yeah. Oh. Another, another we talk, we hit on it real quick about uh wanting to do another show at another bar like we did, which which was awesome. It was fun.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

It was fun. And all the free beer they gave us.

SPEAKER_00 16:09

We will not do it on a trivia night at the bar.

SPEAKER_04 16:13

Oh, because you heard the rules.

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:20

No computers, no cell phones, no phone of friends, no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:25

That's fine. I wasn't. Then you opened your computer. I no, it was after the We had already answered the computer. Turned in.

SPEAKER_00 16:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

And she said, sir, and then you got kind of volatile.

SPEAKER_00 16:40

Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_04 16:41

A little bit.

SPEAKER_00 16:42

You ever see me get volatile?

SPEAKER_04 16:44

Never seen your wife say, rubber ink, settle down. Never seen that in all the years I've known you. Well, that's how I know.

SPEAKER_00 16:54

They were sitting right there. They could have seen everything that was on the computer. I was just trying to get the episode published for the listeners so they had the damn show to listen to.

SPEAKER_02 17:05

Those trivia people are serious about their shit, though.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

Way too serious.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

I mean, boy, I thought I was gonna have to fight my way out of there.

SPEAKER_04 17:14

You almost did.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

Yeah. Bunch of geriatric motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_04 17:17

And I couldn't have helped you because I would have been laughing too fucking hard. As soon as she beamed you with a purse, it was over.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

The old handbag was gonna go upside my head.

SPEAKER_04 17:28

Thing that upset me with that group of people is they didn't just settle down.

unknown 17:32

Right.

SPEAKER_00 17:32

You know, I put it away, but they kept poking the fucking bear. Comment. Comment.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

I would have elbowed her right in the fucking face. And that dude wearing the fucking uh I got nothing against veterans. I like them.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:46

And veterinarians all alike. But uh he was wearing a desert storm hat.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 17:53

Didn't he look more Vietnam era? He looked pretty old for Operation Freedom.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

I don't know. I didn't pay attention. I was too busy worrying about catching something up beside the head back of my house.

SPEAKER_04 18:05

Yeah, he was ready.

SPEAKER_00 18:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:07

Yeah. They I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 18:09

They were a little and we were fucking in last place. Dead last. With no points.

SPEAKER_04 18:15

Well, the thing to be fair with that, you know why we were in last place? Because we didn't show up with 12 team members.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

That's true, too.

SPEAKER_04 18:22

Every one of them other teams, well, there's one that had four, but we were still only three.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

We had two drunk guys, a woman, and a child.

SPEAKER_04 18:31

And she didn't have her meds yet for the night, so she was a little off. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

Probably shouldn't talk about that part.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

We we did have uh we did we did have a few good answers that we didn't end last.

SPEAKER_04 18:44

Right? You're damn right we didn't end last. No.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

And we and we you know, I don't you probably don't watch much Jeopardy, but uh but uh no it's not the same. They do the double down dare and all that shit on this on this trivia. We did a true daily double, motherfuckers. We bet it all.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

Put it all right there on the house. And I thought them questions would be a little easier.

SPEAKER_00 19:05

Some of them were tough.

SPEAKER_04 19:06

Yeah. Um what's that fucking movie with the trolls that everybody talks about? There's a question about that. Uh I don't know. Um Yeah, you do maybe it's not troll. Harry Potter shit. The Goonies? No, I like the Goonies. Oh, I ain't about the Goonies either. You ever seen Stand By Me? Samara? That was a good one, too.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

No. Had to do a little house uh work, home improvement. I like home improvement. I fucking hate them. I hate 'em.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

Never go how you think they would. What'd you do?

SPEAKER_00 19:40

Uh hot water heater was leaking.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

So slide cookie sheet under it, save yourself some money.

SPEAKER_00 19:50

No, it was leaking too much for that. Oh, was it bad? Yeah, it was leaking.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

And uh was that the dripping I heard last week a few weeks ago? No, it was not. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

Um I think it happened Sunday night or Sunday afternoon. We come home Sunday night and Lucas goes down to the basement and he says he comes back and says, There's some water on the floor down there. I'm like, oh fuck me running. So I beat for the water.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

What's he doing in the water heating room?

SPEAKER_00 20:18

He was, and he was in the uh in the gym. But that they share a wall between the two of them, and it was leaking over, it was dripping and then pooling over there.

SPEAKER_04 20:28

Kind of a weird place to pull one off. Yeah, well, I don't know what he's doing.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

But he just happened to be down there, so I come down, I'm looking at the yeah, there's fucking water, and go over and sure as shit, there's fucking water dripping out of the hot water heater.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

So everybody get a shower before you turned it off? Um how'd that work?

SPEAKER_00 20:51

Yeah, he yeah, yeah, he yeah, I think so, yeah, because he he needed one. Yeah. Um so then we uh I said, well, what do you do? Call somebody or fuck, no idea.

SPEAKER_04 21:03

Are we getting there?

SPEAKER_00 21:03

Oh yeah, I don't call nobody. I ain't gonna pay somebody to do something I can do.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

Um so how many water heaters you change?

SPEAKER_00 21:12

I've done a couple of them.

SPEAKER_04 21:13

So you got the gist.

SPEAKER_00 21:15

Yeah. I mean there's not much to them.

SPEAKER_04 21:17

But how big of a project till you do call somebody?

SPEAKER_00 21:21

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 21:22

Ain't been there yet?

SPEAKER_00 21:24

No, because i i if it's some certain kind of projects I've got some buddies that are kind of experts in that. So you know, get a hand from somebody, but I'm not I'm not looking to call a professional to come out and fucking bend me over and jab it in my asshole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

So that's why my phone didn't ring Sunday night.

SPEAKER_00 21:44

What?

SPEAKER_04 21:45

Um what you'd call a bit of a professional.

SPEAKER_00 21:48

I wasn't gonna trouble somebody for something simple.

SPEAKER_04 21:51

How simple did it turn out to be?

SPEAKER_00 21:52

Well, it was a little bit of a deal, but I got it.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

Was it? Um only because do another tank or you do high?

SPEAKER_00 21:58

I did another tank instead of the Demand. I was waiting. I was gonna I was gonna switch, but I weighed out the options and I just don't I didn't see where it was gonna be much of a benefit. Um we don't ever run out of hot water. Yeah. And so I went and got the same brand, same basically the same unit that I had, because it was from 1998, so I'm thinking, oh fuck, that lasted a while, we'll stick with that.

SPEAKER_04 22:25

Brand is it?

SPEAKER_00 22:26

Uh Richmond. Richmond. They're also the same company as Ream. Oh yeah. Yeah. DRH. Yep. So I took Monday off, went to Menard's.

SPEAKER_04 22:38

Home emergency.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

Yeah. Checked them out. Educated myself a little more on the on-demand versus the tank and come back home. Measured up my space if I if I was gonna go to the on-demand. Anyway, long story short, I went with the tank again.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

YouTube it?

SPEAKER_00 22:56

No? No. No. Um and what I thought was gonna be the exact same dimensions. Well, people can't leave well enough the fuck alone, so I always gotta change something. Well, yeah. Just to stick it to the motherfucking guy. So I get it I get the new one home, rip the old one out, fucking moved her out of the way, put the new one in the area, and it's about four or five inches taller than the old one. Well, that takes care of all your fucking plumbing issues because now you got a bunch of them. And uh so I ended up having to cut some plumbing out and re replumb a couple things and all that, but uh you know hot water by Monday night.

SPEAKER_04 23:38

Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

Lucas got home from practice, water heater was heating up.

SPEAKER_04 23:43

How many times do you say fuck this?

SPEAKER_00 23:46

A lot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

I always say that once I'm gonna do that. Don't you think that's part of home improvement? It absolutely is, 100%. Um, so we get it all done. And Kelly's like, you know, I really appreciate you being able to do that. Um I I'm always so fortunate and so thankful that you're able to do those kinds of things that we don't have to call somebody and have to hire somebody to do it. You know, a lot of the lot of the women that I know, their husbands would wouldn't be able to do it, and they would have to hire a person to come do it, and obviously costs a lot more money. And uh, you know, it's just how I was raised, you know, whatever. But you know, she said that about appreciating and being so thankful that I'm able to do all these things.

SPEAKER_04 24:31

And I almost You can't put thanks in the bank.

SPEAKER_00 24:35

You're right. I almost I almost didn't I almost didn't put the old filter on, and I almost said what I was gonna say, and I stopped. Because I was gonna say, well, you know, yeah, I can do all these things and and it's all you know, and uh you appreciate it, and and I there's a lot of things I can do, but the one thing I can't do is suck my own dick.

SPEAKER_04 24:56

Right. You didn't say that. I did not say it. Did you end up getting a bloy?

SPEAKER_00 25:00

Well, not yet, but it's coming.

SPEAKER_04 25:02

Oh, I think that might have just sealed the deal. I think I might have just stopped there. Yeah. Yeah. We have a tendency to doing that. I don't care. Kind of fucking ourselves. But you know that was nice of you. You just took it as a Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:16

But I I I really wanted to say it because it'd have been funny, and she would have laughed, she'd have been a good sport about it, and and then she probably would have punched me right in the dick, made it swell up so she could say balloon knotted in there.

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Um The guys that can't do that, because she's right, there's a lot of women that got guys uh call for everything.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Right.

SPEAKER_04 25:42

You know how the fuck did they get through life not having to do any of that ever? I don't know. And do you think they're just lazy or do you think they're too scared to try something?

SPEAKER_00 25:55

I don't think it's too lazy. I think they just nervousness unsure, you know, not sure. And they're probably office people that you know, they're like, I don't know, I don't I don't know where to begin, but I make good money, so I'll just pay somebody to take care of it.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

I knew an office person that paid somebody to come change out their doorknobs. He wanted different doorknobs on all his doors in this house. Paid the motherfucker $200 a door for hinges and doorknobs. Why the fuck didn't you call me? I would have done that for $150. Fuck the highest money.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

Yeah. That's easy peasy.

SPEAKER_04 26:32

You can't work a screwdriver, dude.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Right. And there's they're they're basic. You you uh unscrew them and you screw.

SPEAKER_04 26:38

I didn't know how to fuck the first time I fucked. But you figured it out. Right. And that was before YouTube. You know, I mean, Jesus Christ. I'll try any.

SPEAKER_00 26:50

You don't know what my trick to that was? Because I didn't either.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

Well, you do, ask mom.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

No, I found me an older woman that's done it a bunch of times and told her I said, show me how to do it.

SPEAKER_04 26:58

You started out with a skanker?

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Uh my first one was a was a skank, but she was younger. Did you have to pay for it? No. Oh, okay. No. Remember her name? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

What was her name?

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Trisha. Was it really?

SPEAKER_04 27:16

Oh, that's funny. I know it. Yeah. Trisha's, you gotta watch out for them.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

Fucking skanks. Not all Trisha's.

SPEAKER_04 27:27

Was that an SHA one? Probably. Yeah, because the CIA ones are all right. It was SHA, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

Yeah, there's a whole difference in their demeanor.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's funny, though. I wasn't even thinking about that when you were.

SPEAKER_04 27:41

You remember her last name? I don't. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 27:43

No.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Well, Trisha, if you're out there listening, drop us an email. Just send a picture of it and see if he recognizes it.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

I think. I think she's probably not around. I think she might have a little bit too much. Yeah, she was a little different. A little wild. But I don't know. You never know. Was it good?

SPEAKER_04 28:11

I was kind of like all 20 seconds?

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Yeah. Yeah, it was alright. It wasn't what I expected.

SPEAKER_04 28:18

No, it wasn't. No. Here I am, fuck. Thirty seven. Jesus. Fucking Christ. Well, I'm getting old. That'd be eight. Seventeen. Microphone motherfucker. Seventeen if F. I'm lost in thought. 33 plus two. I've been doing it for 35 years. And I'm still not real sure.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

If you're doing it right? Well, kinda.

SPEAKER_04 28:50

Yeah. Yeah. You never know. Like we talked about before. Whoever's with you at that time is going to say, oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Make you feel good. Not me. You suck, you're going to know you suck. Oh, how was that? Fucking fucking quite frankly, it was like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 29:06

Fuck noodles that were better more alive than you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

Don't slap me. I'm not slapping you. I'm trying to make sure you're awake. Move.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

Fuck, my pocket pussy's got more energy than you, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

A half-dead battery. God, you're not very nice.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

What?

SPEAKER_04 29:26

Oh. Um. Oh, while you're parading down the Kelly Road. Yeah. You gotta tell her thanks for uh coming home. Absolutely. And loading the fridge at lunchtime.

SPEAKER_00 29:36

She loaded the studio fridge full of bushlights.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

She ain't gonna get two black eyes. Still can't believe you did that because she forgot about it that one week. What? Oh nothing. I just like saying some stuff sometimes. Just see if anybody's left. You know everybody turned this off ten minutes ago.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

Oh well, if they did, they're missing a good show.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

Got spring break, we're leaving tomorrow night or Friday morning. Yeah. Well I'm gonna go down there and sit in the sun, hopefully.

SPEAKER_00 30:07

Flow rida.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

Uh yeah. And then uh that week will feel about an hour long, and then we'll be back home. Yeah. Isn't that amazing?

SPEAKER_00 30:16

It it's nuts.

SPEAKER_04 30:17

You go eat.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

Week at work feels like it's fucking an eternity.

SPEAKER_04 30:20

Fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_00 30:21

Week on vacation feels like you just got there.

SPEAKER_04 30:23

Yeah. Yep, just got unpacked. Now I gotta turn around.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

Any uh special destination?

SPEAKER_04 30:29

No, they want to go to Disney again, so we'll do that again. Which I'm telling you, you gotta go.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

I've never been.

SPEAKER_04 30:36

And I did not get a fucking my family kind of sucks. Oh, I'm just gonna say it. You know how your photos on your phone will bring back memories like a year ago, ten years, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:48

Well, I'm looking, and there's my wife and two kids hugging Chip and Dale, who are my favorite Disney characters. Is there a picture of you? That nobody took one. And I let the girls go first, and Chip and Dale, oh, they hugged the girl, hugged the girl, hugged the wife. I come up there, and that fucking chip tried giving me a fucking handshake. Uh-huh. And I went, baha!

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Biffed his arm out of the way, and I said, You're hugging me.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

And he hugged me, and Dale's over there, like, oh fuck. I'm gonna hug him too, or he's gonna bend it over. You would think one of them girls would have gotten a picture. So this year I'm hunting for Chippendale. Chippendale. Chip and Dale, not Chippendale's. That's a whole different whole different thing. The thunder from down under. Strip? Yeah. We'll see how this bike trip goes. If a lot of people show up and support us fully, I think our next outing will be like a boudoir.

SPEAKER_00 31:48

I mean Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

I watched Patrick Swayze and that Chris guy do it.

SPEAKER_00 31:54

Still waiting for them 70-year-old ladies to give their 33 cents a day so we can do a camera calendar for them.

SPEAKER_04 31:58

I don't think they want it. Their husband's probably told them no. That's exactly what it was. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 32:03

Which they're only shooting themselves in the foot because if they bought them wives the county. Get them horned up. Old boy takes a Cialis and his Viagra, he'd be ready to go.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

Fucking boom.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:17

Yeah. And then he'd give us 33 cents a day to make another one.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:23

I don't know. Do old people like to fuck still, or do you burn out on that?

SPEAKER_00 32:28

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 32:29

You know anybody old that you could ask that to? Because I ask them, and it's always around a group of guys and they always gotta act like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:36

I've talked to some old guys that are a bunch of horny old men. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:40

Well, I know uh retirement centers are like the biggest fucking VD carrying places you which is kind of fucking gross.

SPEAKER_00 32:48

Oh fucking Merle's got Gertrude, and then he leaves there and fucking sticks in fucking violet.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

Wash it off first or however that works.

SPEAKER_00 32:56

Well, he does. He makes old violet suck it off.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Tastes like gonorrhea.

SPEAKER_00 33:01

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 33:01

Oh Merle. Not that I go through people's mail when I'm at their house, but uh, I see you got picked for jury duty. Yep, yep. Never been.

SPEAKER_00 33:13

You know, I've been summoned, summoned, whatever it is, twice already, and I was all geared up because I was pissed I've never been.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

Oh, you've never been to the big show?

SPEAKER_00 33:25

No. So up until I don't know, four years ago, I've never been told to do it. And then all of a sudden I get one, I'm like, fuck yeah, this is cool. I've been wanting to do it forever.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

If you get in there, you're gonna hand out stickers.

SPEAKER_00 33:41

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:43

That'd be funny.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

I'm gonna stick, I'm gonna stick it right. You know how the jury sits there behind that little half wall. I'm gonna make sure I get a front row seat and I'm gonna stick one there, and I'm gonna sit in a different spot the next time. I'm gonna sit there and Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

Yep. How many are on in jury? Ten or twelve?

SPEAKER_00 33:59

Twelve. I think it's twelve. Yeah. So yeah, no, I I've always wanted to go, well, I didn't get picked. I I never even got called to go to go in the first time, and then I didn't get called in to go the second time, so I was like, damn it. So this is my chance right here. Third time's a charm. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 34:18

Does it say in that paper what it's for? No.

SPEAKER_00 34:21

No, it just tells you the dates you're supposed to be calling in, or yeah, and you gotta go on the website or call in, and it tells you if your number is one for you got to report to the courthouse. So I don't know. I'm I'm I I'm really hoping I get it. I want to do it.

SPEAKER_04 34:37

I think it'd be fun, but I I want to get on a good one.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

You know, like some fucking jealous wife murdered her husband.

SPEAKER_00 34:44

Yeah, not like, oh, this guy was just drinking and driving and got popped. Like, fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 34:49

Is he guilty? I mean, how hard is it? Do you drink? Yeah. When you drink, who drives you home? I do. Guilty.

SPEAKER_00 34:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:56

What more is there to it?

SPEAKER_00 34:58

And I watch a lot of I watch a lot of cop shows. I really like the cop shows.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

I don't watch much TV, but when I do watch it, I like the CIS or CSI or you should wear uh your Mariska Hargate coat. Oh yeah. So then they know you're there to do business.

SPEAKER_00 35:14

On the real deal.

SPEAKER_04 35:16

This guy watches, he knows.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

This guy's a hammer.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

I don't want to do one of the big jury duty things there where they lock you into a hotel. Yeah, no. I don't want that.

unknown 35:31

No.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

I want like a semi-high profile case. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

That glove don't fit, you gotta equip. Fuck you. You killed her, dude. Yeah. And I'd have a hard time not yelling that out.

SPEAKER_00 35:42

Well, you can't. You guys sit there and keep your mouth shut.

SPEAKER_04 35:44

I'd make it for you the first three weeks, and I'm just gonna lose it on them.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

But then the the next thing I wonder is okay, you get there, you hear the case and the whole deal. Yep. Then you go back into the Oh, you know K.

SPEAKER_04 35:57

What do they call that?

SPEAKER_00 35:57

The deli del The Deliberation room or whatever. And you're gonna get difference of opinions. Oh, yeah. And if I feel strongly one way, by God, I'm gonna tell them.

SPEAKER_04 36:11

And this is why you're stubborn ass and say.

SPEAKER_00 36:14

But if there's not enough evidence, I will fight tooth and nail with them that prove it. Just because you think he did it or you feel like he did it, that doesn't mean the law states you have to have substantial evidence.

SPEAKER_04 36:28

No, let's say you're up there and you're listening to it and you say, Oh yeah, fucking motherfucker killed her.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

But there's not enough real evidence to prove that he killed her. What are you gonna go with your gut or are you gonna go with the evidence?

SPEAKER_00 36:52

You have to go with the evidence. Oh, they say that. But you have to. That's that's your job as a jury member. You have to go by the evidence provided.

SPEAKER_04 37:01

What if you knew he did it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:04

Well, if I knew he did it, I wouldn't be allowed to be on the jury because I'd have previous knowledge of the case.

SPEAKER_04 37:10

But you guys said you didn't know each other, so you could be on his case. I wouldn't lie.

SPEAKER_00 37:14

I'm gonna take it real serious.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 37:19

I do. Or whatever. Whatever they say. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:23

You better practice that. If I'm under oath by God.

SPEAKER_04 37:27

Shit's gonna be real.

SPEAKER_00 37:28

That's right. We're gonna cross the T's and dot the I's and I ain't gonna let nobody swindle nobody.

SPEAKER_04 37:34

What do you think about the people that heart their eyes? I I like a dot. It's too much extra. It's not cute to me.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

No, it's too much going on. Yeah, so jury duty, yeah. I can't wait for that. Yeah. I'm sure the problem is gonna be that if I got something going, I'm gonna get selected.

SPEAKER_04 37:54

Oh, yeah, I guarantee you, you're about ready to go to four tens. It's gonna be Friday courts.

SPEAKER_00 37:58

I'll be pissed.

SPEAKER_04 37:59

I'll laugh.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

I will be pissed. How's your day off, motherfucker? Oh, I'll be angry. I'll be an angry bird.

SPEAKER_04 38:06

Then you just gotta go right to guilty.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

Yep. Yep. Fuckers guilty. Fuck away, bro. Fucking my day off, motherfucker. You got drain field to put in. You cocksucker.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

Oh. Um. You don't want it to be a speeding ticket either.

SPEAKER_00 38:23

No, that's that's lame. We all speed. Yeah. Fuck that. I'm not gonna come down on a guy that speeds when I speed.

SPEAKER_04 38:32

Why would you?

SPEAKER_00 38:33

Right.

SPEAKER_04 38:35

That's uh Oh, well, there you go. So what if the case Dun dun dun there you are, Friday at 10 a.m. sitting in court.

SPEAKER_00 38:46

Fuckers guilty.

SPEAKER_04 38:47

And it's something that you've done before. Now, do you get a little knot in your stomach like, oh god, I should have been hung for this a couple times. Luckily, I didn't get caught. Now I see why this guy did this. Ooh.

SPEAKER_00 39:11

No. By the fucking books.

SPEAKER_04 39:13

By the book.

SPEAKER_00 39:14

He shouldn't have got caught doing it.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

Well, after your court case, you tell me what it was called so I can get the book.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

And I'm going to do my own research, and we'll sit right here and I'll tell you why you were wrong. Okay. Or right. You could be right.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

I'm always right.

SPEAKER_04 39:29

And you know, if they're going to buy you dinner at the deliberation room, depending on where they get their pizza, why are you in a hurry to get out of there, guys?

SPEAKER_00 39:37

Well, if it's a Friday and it's my fucking day off, I'm not going to be happy to be there because I'm not going to get paid now.

SPEAKER_04 39:41

But if it's Monday, you can work it out till Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 39:44

I'll run that motherfucker all the way to Thursday. Thursday comes, that motherfucker's guilty.

SPEAKER_04 39:48

I don't know, guys.

SPEAKER_00 39:51

And then boom. What do they call it? A hung jury?

SPEAKER_03 39:53

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 39:53

Yeah. That motherfucker will be hung till Thursday afternoon and it'll be fucking cut loose.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

It's reconvene on Monday. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:03

It'd be cool if I had like a buddy that was on the jury too, so we could sit there and shoot shit. But that would that would be if you know any of the other jurors, you're supposed to say.

SPEAKER_04 40:12

Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:14

I'm not going to be able to do it anyway, because once I get on there and they start interviewing me and that, you know, what do you do? What do you this and that? They're going to realize that I'm a famous podcaster and they're going to be like, ta, nope.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

Only they don't want all the press there.

SPEAKER_00 40:26

Right. Yeah, because then they won't even it won't be about the court case no more. It'll be about Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_04 40:31

You get on there, I'm going to tell everybody Bob from Bob and Brad is in court, and they're going to think, oh my God, what did he do? So they're going to just flood that fucking place for autographs. Free Bob. Yeah. Free Bob. Free Bob. Probably girls with it written across their boobs. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:49

That's a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 40:50

It is. We need more boobs in life.

SPEAKER_00 40:54

We do. I love boobs.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

Most of them.

SPEAKER_00 40:58

Do you like boobs better than butts?

SPEAKER_04 41:00

Nope. I'm butt guy all day long. We talked about that. True and true. Oh, we have. I like a nice titties. I will trade boobs all day long for a butt.

SPEAKER_00 41:07

I like me some nice titties, some hooters.

SPEAKER_04 41:10

You get those, but you know, I don't know. I get I get lost at the nipple sometimes because all of a sudden you'll see some that you wanted to see, and it's just like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 41:20

Yeah, that that is true. You know. That is 100%. You know them little bumps around the nipples? Yes. That's braille for lick here. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_04 41:28

I've heard that. Yeah, but some of them are just splot, you know.

SPEAKER_00 41:43

Some aren't cute. No. No. They're not, but get them out. Yeah. Don't let us no such thing as bad titties. Some are just better than others.

SPEAKER_04 41:52

That's true. Boy, you could almost be a self-help guru.

SPEAKER_00 41:57

I know it.

SPEAKER_04 41:58

Speaking of self-help, kind of along the lines of not really self-help at all, but hi, I'm gonna pretend right now that I'm a chiropractor slash physical therapist, and I'm gonna tell my son that I don't like these guys that had the same name as us, who they never even knew we existed until they came out and they were Googling themselves and went, oh, that's fucking funny. Even though they were good mooded and thought we were decent people and wanted to meet us. No, fuck no. Fry them, report them. Get rid of them.

SPEAKER_00 42:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:29

Fuck you. The same uh IP address. Yeah. Seven out of ten complaints. Huh. Huh. Fuck them. And I know it's them. It's gotta be. It is. And if it's not, they'd send us an email. Yeah. Be like, dude, lay off. We're not that bad of people.

SPEAKER_00 42:50

Yeah, they'd be like, Shaggy. Wouldn't me. Wouldn't me. I mean, if you don't like it, just scroll on by.

SPEAKER_04 43:00

Did you see that picture uh descent the other night to our Facebook? She's at an 80s party and thought she ran into my doppler. Oh yeah, I did see that. Yeah. Look close until you zoom in. He's got a fucked nose. But yeah, so that's kind of neat that she's still fucking messaging, you know.

unknown 43:21

That's because she loves us.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

Can't get enough. Seen her the other night, and I says, you know, she always like shakes my hand, you know. And I'm like, ah, that's weird, D. You've been doing dishes a lot. And she says, No, why? And I went, oh, no reason. And she says, God, I listened to you guys all day long. And I went, ha ha. That's where the dish wrinkled fucking fingers came from.

SPEAKER_00 43:47

Your fingers are pruned.

SPEAKER_04 43:51

Give it a break. Jesus, D. She's funnier. It just That too. You run into certain people. You know, yeah, they're funny, they're funny. But when you run into that one person that's just exceptional, you know, oh god it. That's that's fun.

SPEAKER_00 44:15

Fucking Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_04 44:17

Yeah, they not using us. No, the other two.

SPEAKER_00 44:20

Yeah. You know, and change their name. Yeah. Still report it.

SPEAKER_04 44:25

I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_00 44:28

I got some ideas, but we can't talk about it.

SPEAKER_04 44:30

Nope. Well, actually, if we did talk about it, there'd be like 40,000 people that could not do jury duty.

unknown 44:40

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

Because they heard about it. So I mean, what do you do? Do you play it safe and mention it? They'd have to throw the case out. Right. Everybody knows about this case. No. We'll guess we'll get our jury from Singapore. Oh fuck. Can't do that. They got followers there. That's right. Antarctica yet?

SPEAKER_00 44:58

I don't seen anything from there yet, no.

SPEAKER_04 45:01

Um Hoogie uh them them boys back from uh They are.

SPEAKER_00 45:08

They are. And you want to know what? I think we need to set up a little meeting with them.

SPEAKER_04 45:13

Because the point or the fact that we were lied to by Hoogie? Hoogie?

SPEAKER_00 45:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:20

I'll get you a million. He didn't get us one.

SPEAKER_00 45:24

Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing about him. He's all this and no fucking action.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

A lot a little less talk and a lot more action. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:37

And he he's all talk.

SPEAKER_04 45:40

Fucking kid.

SPEAKER_00 45:41

Yeah. Fucking little peckerhead.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

If he is my kid, I'd beat him when he got home tonight. Why are you telling people shit and they're not coming through? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:52

You know what he needs to do? He needs to up his fucking donations to the show now.

SPEAKER_04 45:56

Double down?

SPEAKER_00 45:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

Yeah. Don't be a bitch. If I spent a week in Hawaii, I'd double down because I got the money.

SPEAKER_00 46:01

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're gonna go to Hawaii on a whim.

SPEAKER_04 46:05

Yeah. Going to work in Canada. Oh, look at me sitting on a beach. How the fuck's that work? Alaska. Alaska. Same goddamn thing. It really is, yeah. So they go to the two states most people never go to. Right. Oh. Bunch of fucks. Good kids, though. They're nice. They are. Let's see here. Home improvements. We did that.

SPEAKER_00 46:29

Yeah. Um. This nice weather's really got the uh itch to jump on the motorcycle.

SPEAKER_04 46:37

Uh you haven't gotten it out yet, though, have you? No. I noticed that. Still got last year's dust on it.

SPEAKER_00 46:42

Oh, Jesus Christ. I live on a fucking dirt road. What do you want me to do? Put a cover on it. And it's still gonna get dirty. That maybe. And then the cover's gonna rub on it and scratch the fucking paint.

SPEAKER_04 46:52

How about the price of them fucking things this year?

SPEAKER_00 46:54

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 47:02

So we're gonna do this, and then we're gonna put some bullshit package together so it's like a limited, but it's not. And we're gonna charge you, what was that? 52 grand?

SPEAKER_00 47:11

$52,000.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

Fuck me to tears, dude. Not even a CVO.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

No.

SPEAKER_04 47:16

No.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

Oh, that's gonna probably be $65,000.

SPEAKER_04 47:18

I bet it is. I was midway pricing that out, and then I got a fucking phone call, which I you gotta love. You gotta love fucking work. Right. I hate them motherfuckers. It's like nobody wants to solve an issue. They just want to move it around. Or create a new one. Yes. It drives me nuts. Um probably be dead this time next week. Found out that our health insurance is really a crock of shit. Fuck you, U of M. Um, it doesn't cover shit. You gotta pay a $4,000 deductible, then you gotta pay a $6,000 deductible, you got a $10,000 max out of pocket. Well, come to find out, I've been getting all my prescriptions from Meyer because who doesn't? Right. It's handy. It's convenient, yeah. Yeah. Well, that goes towards the $10,000. If you wanted us to pay everything, you should have gone to one of our tier one prescription pharmacies, and then once you hit $4,000, everything would be paid.

SPEAKER_00 48:16

Did you tell anybody this? Fuck no. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 48:19

Yeah, so had I done that, fuck, I'd be going to the doctor every other day because it's all free now. Right. I'm at $5,500. Fucking other $4,500. Jesus, fuck. I got summers coming. Right. I I want to do shit, not buy pills. Fuck. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_00 48:39

Oh, speaking of pills, did you want some more Cialis? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 48:42

Ryan, I will take what you're not using. I'll get you a whole bottle. That'd be awesome.

SPEAKER_00 48:48

Yeah. I'll get it tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

That'd be double awesome. Well, I won't see you. Yeah, you could. Because when you leave work at 2 30, you just go this way.

SPEAKER_02 48:59

Stop in. Hey Brad! Throw it out your window. Have a good vacation. Yeah. Stay hard.

SPEAKER_04 49:08

I have to get my loose swimsuits.

SPEAKER_00 49:13

That guy's pitching a tent on the beach.

SPEAKER_04 49:17

What kind of swim shorts you wear? Um, I've gotten into really liking they call them board shorts. There's no liner.

SPEAKER_00 49:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:25

I like those.

SPEAKER_00 49:26

I haven't tried them.

SPEAKER_04 49:27

Are you wearing still the mosquito netting or like the canvas?

SPEAKER_00 49:31

Like just the old school mosquito netting, yeah. I I don't pay much attention.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

Is it comfortable still?

SPEAKER_00 49:38

Yeah. Yeah. It gives me support. Yeah. Get them boys up there.

SPEAKER_01 49:47

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:49

You know, it's it's nice that you're able to take a vacation with the fucking way these gas and fuel prices are.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

Talk about getting bent the fuck over. Yeah. They could come on, Don, you could have waited two more weeks to start a war.

SPEAKER_00 50:02

Let me get my vacation.

SPEAKER_04 50:04

Let me fuck all the spring breakers. Jesus Christ. I know that that's like almost double. Fuck, I filled up today and it was $82. It's the first time I put in more than $50 since I've had that truck.

SPEAKER_00 50:19

Yeah. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 50:20

It is. Yeah. And I'm fine with it if something's really gonna benefit us in the end of this. But I don't know if it's gonna I don't either.

SPEAKER_00 50:29

And the thing is, is if we're gonna pay the war prices, yeah, we better be warring the fuck out of somebody. Fuck yeah. Let's fucking just fucking smash them.

SPEAKER_04 50:41

My buddy Jason, I don't think you ever met him yet, but uh he uh was talking the other day and he says, I don't get it. He said, they're saying all this is due to the bottleneck at that home home is ass. Yeah. Because it's guinea's down.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:58

We got the equipment to fire the fucking missiles in and open it up.

SPEAKER_00 51:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:04

Why not?

SPEAKER_00 51:05

Yeah. Let her flow.

SPEAKER_04 51:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:07

Or how about this? Let's fucking use our own oil.

SPEAKER_04 51:10

Oh drill, baby, drill. That's a neat idea.

SPEAKER_00 51:12

Yeah. We got more than enough to ever sustain our livetimes and our kids and their kids. So why not use our own oil?

SPEAKER_04 51:20

And that's where my concern falls off, anyways. Right. Get the grandkids.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

Yeah. Yeah. My concern's about fucking me right now.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

Oh, fuck, dude. It's getting pricey.

SPEAKER_00 51:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:29

You know, and I'm gonna have to. I don't know. I know diesel's up over five.

SPEAKER_00 51:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:36

What's premium at? Because with bike riding season coming in.

SPEAKER_00 51:39

I think it's right around five.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

We might have to. Yeah, we might need 44 cents a day. Fuck, insurance is going up. Everything's going up.

SPEAKER_00 51:51

Yep. Except our pay.

SPEAKER_04 51:52

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's convenient. Oh, we ain't got money for that. Yeah. I got a $500 a year raise the other day. Oh, yeah? Talk about a slap in the fucking face.

SPEAKER_00 52:02

That's not even the face. That's right in the dick.

SPEAKER_04 52:03

Yeah. Yeah. Like $9 and something a week. Fuck. Eat a dick.

unknown 52:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:07

What do you help me to do? Buy a buy an extra gallon of gas? Right.

SPEAKER_04 52:12

Yeah. I'm tired of it.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

And something, something's got to change.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

If it helps, fine.

SPEAKER_00 52:21

And everybody's like, oh, it's your boy Don, your boy Don. No, it it it don't matter who we have in office. The shit was gonna get out of hand. It was gonna be what it was gonna be. Or if we didn't stand on it and fucking blast a couple motherfuckers, we were gonna get fucking taken advantage of.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

But we don't want that.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

No.

SPEAKER_04 52:38

You know, all them war movies and shit I watch. How fucking unsettling would that be to be sitting here and hearing another country's jets coming through your backyard.

SPEAKER_00 52:58

Ooh, that'd be scary.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

Yeah. Um Mama's old neighbor, Joan, she was from Germany, and uh she said during the war they'd always go to her uncle's house on Sundays for a big family dinner.

SPEAKER_01 53:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

The kids would always go up in the attic and play. Well, there was a bomb, a missile, in the stairway going upstairs. So the kids would go up like four steps and go whoop, step over it and go the rest of the way up. Nobody wanted to move the fucking thing because you don't know.

SPEAKER_03 53:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:31

You know, and I'm just thinking, huh. That is her school, actually, her and a friend of hers, they never skipped school, and uh, they were sophomores or juniors, and they decided that they were gonna skip school. So they skipped school today. She gets home that night, and her mom and dad were just going ape shit, hugging her, kissing her. Loving her. Just love Oh my god. Her school got bombed that day. Oh. And they thought she Oh. Yeah. Oh my god. That's a good reason to skip school right there. Oh fuck. But that just wouldn't that you know, look out here at the wood line and see little chink motherfuckers walking in this way with gun.

SPEAKER_00 54:18

Well, I'll tell you the video would end real shortly because I'm going to get some artillery.

SPEAKER_04 54:24

Quick, I hope.

SPEAKER_00 54:25

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:26

Yeah. Wouldn't that be that'd just be a whole I I like having this shit in other people's countries.

SPEAKER_00 54:31

Yeah, me too. Not ours.

SPEAKER_04 54:33

No.

SPEAKER_00 54:34

That's why we gotta bomb them, not us.

SPEAKER_04 54:36

Right. Stop it where it starts. That's right. And I think too that uh oh, some time ago, one of the emperors of China or Japan, uh, this was quite quite some years ago. I just saw it on YouTube I was watching it, because somebody said that didn't happen, so I had to find it. But anywho, they asked them um why they would never bomb the continental U United States. And this is some time period of Pearl Harbor.

SPEAKER_00 55:04

Yeah, what's your answer? Because behind every blade of grass is a gun.

SPEAKER_03 55:09

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 55:10

Yep. It's it's some something long. Yeah, I can't remember, but there's something behind every blade of grass, there's a gun. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:17

And it's true. Funny. That they know they know that. You know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:22

So I then pussy asses did Pearl Harbor instead of Midam Midwest.

SPEAKER_04 55:28

Trish worked with a uh girl that was in Pearl Harbor when that happened. I said, Ask her if she was shitting bricks.

SPEAKER_00 55:35

I would have been.

SPEAKER_04 55:36

And she said, I can't ask her that. Well, finally after a couple weeks, she came home and said, Oh yeah, she was. Yeah. I couldn't fucking tell you.

SPEAKER_02 55:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 55:45

Yeah. And there you are. Where you where the fuck are you gonna go? You can't run off to Ohio because nothing's connected to you. No. You're just oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 55:54

That was a pussy ass move on their part.

SPEAKER_04 55:56

It was.

SPEAKER_00 55:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:57

It was.

SPEAKER_00 55:58

And guess what?

SPEAKER_04 55:59

They paid for it.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

Yeah, fucking right they did.

SPEAKER_04 56:01

And then we fuck ourselves by saying, huh. All right, we'll rebuild you. No. No. No. No. We turned into glass, leave them. You fucked around. You found out. Yep. Figure it out. That's right. Yep. That would have been something to see too. Yeah. Way bigger than anybody thought it would be.

SPEAKER_00 56:21

You're probably gonna sell the mushroom cloud from here.

SPEAKER_04 56:24

Fucking Oppenheimer had to be like, whoa. Burn shadows into the fucking concrete. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

Well, you know, that's that's is the one one of the many great things about the United States of America is we have a pretty good military. Yeah, we actually damn good military. And I'm thankful for them every day.

SPEAKER_04 56:50

Come big or don't come at all. You know, the only thing I'd like to see is uh with all that is the collateral damage they call it. Fuck drop flyers out of an airplane. Say, if you're not guilty, get the fuck out of here. You got till Saturday, and then Saturday at noon, you just bomb the shit. We don't need boots on the ground. Yeah. We got boats, we got airplanes. We can shoot that shit miles away. But drop flyers out.

SPEAKER_00 57:18

If you're not guilty, get the fuck out of here, and then did you uh did you see the drone from Russia? Those them fuckers sound crazy coming in.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

It's kind of nuts, isn't that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not sure how I feel about Putin either. He's like, oh, I'm on your side. Oh, here I ran. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 57:41

And I thought that Russia was done fighting with Ukraine?

SPEAKER_04 57:45

Ukraine. I thought they were too. Ukraine said, have your fucking fuel pump back.

SPEAKER_00 57:51

Yeah. You know what's gonna happen. You think Putin's gonna keep fucking around, and Big Don's gonna lay the hammer down on him. I think we could end up in a pretty big He's gonna cocksmack him. Fucking wham.

SPEAKER_04 58:06

Should do that on a fucking Oprah interview.

SPEAKER_00 58:08

Yeah. Yeah. Get them both there and have Big Don just pobble his ass. I'd love it. It's the only time I'd ever watch Oprah. That stupid fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_04 58:18

Uh she fat again or is she scared?

SPEAKER_00 58:21

I don't even know.

SPEAKER_04 58:24

Yeah, I think this could be.

SPEAKER_00 58:25

I think she funded a bunch of the fucking Epstein stuff.

SPEAKER_04 58:28

Oh, I'm sure of it. I'm sure of it. Tom Hanks?

SPEAKER_00 58:32

Do you have you seen any of the stuff where they're talking about Epstein being a uh Israeli spy? No, I have not. Oh yeah. There's a bunch of that going on. That's a rabbit hole to go down right there.

SPEAKER_04 58:42

I like them rabbit holes. Yeah, I think it was Israeli, yeah. Well, I don't think he's dead.

SPEAKER_00 58:47

No. Fuck no, he's not.

unknown 58:48

No. No.

SPEAKER_00 58:49

He ain't dead. There was no camera, all the camera footage went away.

SPEAKER_04 58:52

They put him on a gurney, they carried him out, no doubt.

SPEAKER_00 58:55

Lay still, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 58:57

And I do believe, I don't know, I got into the whole, you know, body double of Biden the last two years that he is in office. And I almost kind of wonder about that.

SPEAKER_00 59:06

I saw a lot of that, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_04 59:08

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 59:09

I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_04 59:09

I wouldn't be a surprise. Motherfucker couldn't put together a sentence. Right. You know, ooba-dooby, I like ice cream.

SPEAKER_00 59:16

The poop-a-pants.

SPEAKER_04 59:18

He had no business being there. No, he didn't. And what a fucking embarrassment. These fucking Democrats, too. Um, Kamala in her fucking uh speeches leading up to getting voted, and they're not voted as president, you know, we need to secure Iran. They cannot have nukes. We need to do something about Iran. You can see her saying that 15,000 times if you look on the internet. But when somebody does something about it.

SPEAKER_00 59:46

Who bitched? Her and all her fucking followers.

SPEAKER_02 59:48

Exactly. Fuck, if you would have done it, everybody'd be praising.

SPEAKER_00 59:52

Well, just like Obama. We need we need to secure the borders. We need to secure the borders. Big Dunn does it. And he's no good because he was grabbing them by the pussy.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:02

I do think it's funny, though, that ICE agents are running a lot of TSA's jobs now. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, how'd that pan out for you, you fucking idiot?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:10

You should have stayed at work. You'll get your money. All them TSA agents are gonna get paid. Oh they're gonna get their money.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:16

They will.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:17

It does suck that you are going there and not getting paid enough. And I feel bad for them.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:21

You know what? The only thing at that point you really gotta worry about is groceries. Right. Because you can't walk into Meyer and get a cart full of groceries with an IOU. But you can call your bank, you can call your mortgage company. Hey, this is my fucking job. I need help. Yeah, and they're gonna they're gonna delay it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:39

You know, they're not gonna wash it away for you, but yeah, go to your credit union and say, hey, look at this is this is my situation. This is my job. I've been a TSA agent for 12 years. That's what I do. You know we're not getting paid. I need a little help. I need a little help.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:55

They'll get it. You know, fucking goddamn credit unions when GM was on strike the last time, come get your strike loan. They knew they were going back to work.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:05

Yeah. You know, so and when they went back to work, they were gonna get a fucking $14,000 profit sharing check.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:13

That burns me a little bit more.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:18

That's why $80,000 trucks that you buy should only be about $50,000. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:22

But we ought to pay all these motherfuckers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:25

No, I got a lot of friends that work at General Motors. Oh, yeah. And I care about them and I like them, but but it ain't as bad as you motherfuckers are making it out now.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:33

No, it's not. No, it's not. You know, and these people that get all hemmed up and on disability because my fucking elbow. I've been snapping windshield wipers on for 20 years. Learn a different fucking skill and round the rabbit hole. Yeah. You know, put on tires, do everything. And a lot of them do. And you know, the the bad thing with that, like anything else, is the bad ones paint a bad picture for everybody.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:57

There's a lot of good people at work there.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:00

That's that's the union for you right there. Yes. The union is good for a good employee and it's great for a bad employee. And I am a union, I'm a union. You guys are in union. I'm union. But they they save too many people's bacon when they fuck up. They do. Because them people are they're derelicts. They fucking know that they can do whatever they want, and the union is gonna back them and save their job. So they go around and run amok and they fucking act foolish at work, and they it's it's it's like there's no no rules. There might as well not be any rules because they do what they want and just protect.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:39

I mean, you you fucked up. Get out of here. You know, and there's there's a lot of good good people there. Just it gets overshadowed by the shit ones.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:50

It is. You know. The couple bad apples make it out for everybody.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:54

They do.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:57

You ever pick apples? I have here and there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:03

I used to like going apple picking.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:07

Just thought.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:08

My I actually, as a kid, we would go to the blueberry patch and pick blueberries. You get a bucket, you go fill your bucket. I used to love doing that.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:19

My favorite was strawberries because you could almost sit down and do it. Yeah. I do like that. I eat one. They weigh me on the way I want. I I love my strawberries. But yeah, the blueberries were fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:32

Well, in Montrose. I don't know if you're familiar with where Montrose is.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:35

I know where it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:36

Um they always do a big blueberry, blueberry festival there. And so you go and Do they still? I yeah, I think so. We should go actually That'd be a good bike ride. It would be perfect. Yeah. I'll set it up.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:48

And uh hey, and when you say I'll set it up, what are you implying? That you'll remind me two weeks before the blueberry festival to look it up and see when it is, and then let me know what day we're going, or do you mean that you're really gonna look it up, see when it is, and then call and say, hey, July 15th is the blueberry festival? Meet us here at seven or nine or whatever. Uh I'm just curious where your your set it up goes to.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:26

I am gonna take full reign of this whole deal.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:31

And tell you when to be, where to be, and how to be.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

Does that machine tell you how far we are into this? Yes. How far are we?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:38

Hour and five minutes. Hour and five minutes. Hour and four. Okay. Hour and four and a half.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:42

Because I'm gonna have to make sure I save this. Hour.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:47

Yes. I will take full rein. I am setting this whole deal up. No questions asked. We're gonna ride the motorcycles. The only thing I'm not gonna do is lead the package. That's fine. Because I don't leave.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:02

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:03

You don't like when I lead?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:04

We get used to where we're I don't like to lead.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:06

So we we got a good thing going. Let's not change that.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:08

But all you gotta do is tell me when and point me in that direction. I will. I will. Blueberry festival. And that sounds like a good time.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:15

Your wife doesn't do like my wife does on a Friday night before we're going somewhere on a Saturday morning and get all fucking tanked up and struggle on the way there in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:28

That's where the uh age difference between us kind of comes into play. Uh-huh. Yeah. Like I'll see you guys, you know, half mile away coming to that breakfast restaurant. Yeah. And you're just fucking loving life. Yeah. Oh shit, Kelly got drunk last night. Remember that day when she couldn't even eat breakfast?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:51

Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:52

I felt bad for her, but it was so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:54

It was self induced.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:55

Yeah, you did it yourself. She wouldn't feel bad if it was one of us. Oh. And you know what else I want to do? What? Cheeseburger Festival in Caseville.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:06

Oh yeah, that's a big deal.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:07

I ain't been there in thirty years. I've never been. You haven't. But it's a big deal. It is a big deal. We should do it. Yes. Yeah. And while we're there, I want to go see that battleship. They got at? That's floating in the water, I think, in Saginaw. Bay City. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:24

Caseville and Bay City are a little ways apart.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:26

Yeah. We'll have to map that.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:29

Yeah. We'll make it all work. Fuck it. We're doers.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:33

Oh, um, well, we're on the bike ride thing, too. Uh we really, really, really need you guys if you're going to let us know. I know it's in June, it's a ways away. But uh one of uh our biggest uh supporters, greatest supporters, she wants to do something special for this. Yeah. But it really requires a rough headcount. Yeah. So if you could just let us know and uh fucking what's the little cocksucker buddies? Dalton, I don't need your head count. David was one of the heads. David was the one. Yeah, I don't need that again.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:16

That motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:21

Where's that mask outside? How many licks do you think he gets? All of them. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:25

And he's gonna love every bit of it. Jesus. Yeah, you sent that to me. But he said, Who's this phone number? And I you didn't even have to finish saying it. I d I knew by the first three numbers who it was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:40

Yeah. But yeah, it'd be really nice if we could get a for sure an idea idea, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:46

Yeah. You know, yeah, because uh the Zelmers are are working on some things and trying to get some little promotional items for for what we're doing.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:56

And I I mean I bought shit when he said he was gonna give out a Hellcat, a Springfield. Like, dude, you can't just give that out. Well, I'll check their ID. It's okay. I was like, well fucking you do you, buddy.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:14

Oh I think they're bringing their uh because they they sold their bike.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:21

But I think they're they're debating on either their square body Chevy, which That's that's a pretty sweet truck.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:28

That's a pretty sweet truck. Um but he needs the engine first.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:31

Well he's got the engine. I think it's going in soon.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:34

Oh, is it?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:34

Yep. So it's either that or or they're gonna I imagine they're probably gonna do the square body. That's a cool truck.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:42

It is.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:42

Uh I was checking it out the other day.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:44

Was that inherited or did he buy that?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:46

No, he he ended up acquiring it somewhere. I don't I don't know who he got it from, but Oh, I was wondering like if it was his dad's.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:51

No, it wasn't. It wasn't family.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:54

No, it was he he purchased it somewhere. Why is that nice? Yeah. It's got uh which I didn't realize it, but it's got ghost flames and they're like super dark. Christy was talking about black and I forgot to go look. Yeah. Well you can only tell in the sunlight.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:10

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:10

Yeah. So we were over there the other day and it's and it was out parked outside and the sun was shining out, and it's like, oh fuck yeah, it does. And you can see them, but it's like they're just they're like when you talk about ghost flames, them fuckers are ghosted in there. Whoever did it did a pretty good job. It was pretty sweet.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:26

That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:27

Yeah. So either that or their Hellcat, I would imagine, is what they're gonna do. Oh, I I yeah. Hopefully the truck.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:32

I think the truck that's gonna fit a little better.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:34

Yeah, that and that truck's sweet. It's a step side.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:37

It is nice.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:38

Wood wood bed on it on the back on the floor of it.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:41

That's what kind of wood did they make that out of? Do you know?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:44

I have no idea what they used back in the day.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:45

I don't imagine it's just oak. I mean, it's hard, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:49

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:49

I'll have to research that sometime.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:51

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:52

Um Chad and Dawn Hankspa, they were talking about giving a little prize to our uh bike ride too. Uh something about a day on the tritune for you and some friends. Oh. And I said that'd be a neat gift.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:09

Yeah.

unknown 1:10:09

They didn't really, but no, they've had to.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:11

Yeah. Oh yeah. So, like that's a day of you and me on the tritune and on their tritunes lucky winner.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:22

And they're the captain and a lucky winner in their choice of companions. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, Chad, he just keeps knocking it down. He says, you know, whoever wins, just tell us what they drink so we can have the cooler full of the correct alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:37

Better have Bush Light. I don't follow everybody else.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:39

Yeah. Yeah. And you know, I hate to start telling people what some of these things are because I'm not sure if these people want that revealed right now. But hey, we gotta get people to actually make a decision.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:54

So you know, we I got another plan.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:59

We could get uh we could get two romantic love cruises going on on the pond.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:07

Oh, we could. We could bring your boat over.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:08

Yeah, bring my boat over, your pond. We could you be a captain, I'll be a captain, and uh we'll do a little little romantic love cruise on the pond.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:19

What was that little black guy's name on uh love boat?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:23

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:26

I want to dress like him.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:27

I'll look it up.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:28

Yeah. Um I forget what they called him. Yeah. What do they call that stuff? Door prizes, raffles, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:41

Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:44

Hello, boo. Was it Ted? Exciting and new. No, he's black. You know black Ted? No. Isaac?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:56

Isaac. Yeah. Ted's Ted's the guy's real name. Yeah. Oh, it is?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:00

Okay, yeah, Isaac. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:02

Yeah. You ever watch that show? No, I've never watched it. It's not terrible, but it ain't it's far from great. What's your favorite old show? Like you're sick on the couch and um you got that one TV channel that plays old shows. Um what what what old show?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:22

Uh Gunsmoke. Really? Yeah. Or the or the um what the f I can't, I'm drawing a blank on the name, but it's one of them old Western type shows. Um the fuck is that called? Oh The Cattleman? Yep. Yeah, the cattleman. Yeah. Where it's the guy, his wife passed away, and it's just him and his son. Rifleman. The rifleman, yeah. That's it. The rifleman. That's it. Yeah, yeah. That's a good show. I used to watch that fucker all the time. But if I could pick. Yep. Unfortunately, because we got a bunch of fucking pussies in this world, it's no longer on the air.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:02

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:03

The Dukes of Hazard.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:04

Uh I can watch that on loop. So I was minus the coy and vant season.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:09

Yeah, that that that fucked it up.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:11

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:12

That was that was bad business. Um, but I was actually talking to Lucas about that the other day, and I says, you know what? I says, I need I really want you to watch the Dukes of Hazard.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:22

You buy it on Amazon for him?

SPEAKER_00 1:13:24

Well, he says, Oh yeah, what's it about? And so I'm talking to him about it. I mean, he he knew generally, he knew what the Dukes Hazard was, but he didn't know what what it was about. So I just told him, you know, I gave him a little rundown of it. I says, I think you'd really like it. And so he was he was like, Yeah, we'll have to check that out.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:43

You can buy the entire series for like 59 bucks on Amazon. Really? Yeah, if you still got a DVD player.

unknown 1:13:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:52

PlayStation.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:53

Yep, there you go. Yeah, I thought about buying it because I I do like that show. Um the you can buy episodes on one of the streaming things, but fucking $3.99 an episode. Oh, I'm not sure how many episodes they got. There's a lot. Yeah, there's a fuck ton.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:12

You know, and God, why didn't you guys just fucking get out a hammer and beat some of that sheet metal straight instead of wrecking just about every fucking car. Oh, I know it. You know?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:24

I know it.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:25

Oh my god.

unknown 1:14:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:29

Which that's another one of the things where they made movies, Duke's hazard movie. They were okay, but it wasn't the same. It wasn't the Duke's hazard.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:39

No. Uh, can you make the horn noise? That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:44

Yeah. Who was your favorite person on the Dukes? Daisy.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:51

As a young, horny little boy, yeah. Daisy's gonna be your favorite. But honestly, Uncle Jesse's pretty badass. He was. Um Cooter was a good cooperator. Cooter, he's just he cooter just does what whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:05

DC afterwards. He's uh he uh he was a senator or some god in real life. Ben Jones, yep. Um and I still can't believe when we went down there to North Carolina last year that we didn't stop and s hazard and see it. I I looked, it was quite a ways out of our way, but that would have been kind of we could have spent a fucking between the fucking rainstorms, you know. Yeah, that was pretty bad for a minute.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:34

Yeah, that's where this all started. It is. This whole podcast back to the humble beginnings. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:42

How about that household?

SPEAKER_00 1:15:45

That was cool as shit. I would go back to that again.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:47

Yep. Um put a little gravel on the driveway, please.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:51

Not the driveway.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:52

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:53

The road.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:53

The road. The road. The driveway was fine. The clay road was the problem.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:59

Thing was slicker and goose shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:01

That was a good time, even with the rain. Yeah. Except for that goddamn, what's that rust uh stop or gas station everybody thinks is a big deal? Buckies. Buckies.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:12

I've been once. I don't care to if I'm not. I don't understand the appeal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:17

There's nothing in that fucking place that a bunch of fucking souvenirs.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:22

That's what's in the place.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:23

Overpriced souvenirs.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:25

And you know what? They didn't sell fucking Pepsi. Wasn't that weird? What a crock of shit. Yep. That was I don't know if that's all the Buckies or if that's just that particular one. Just that one in the state there. I can tell you what happened. Somebody got into a fucking pissing contest with the guy at Pepsi and fucking wanted something for nothing. And they lost. Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:43

Um, let's take a step back into history here. Okay. Maybe you can answer this. You're working at uh was it Eminem at the time, the beer distributor? West Side. West Side? Okay. So you're working there. You come into my bar to drop off my order. Yeah. And I say, Hey Budman. Yeah? What's up? What do you need? Yeah, that's in the uh the bar down the road the other day, and I see that they have a uh Joe Lewis Red Wing uh mirror. Yeah Budweiser on the bottom.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:17

Can you get me one of them? No, I can't because I'm just the delivery guy. Oh. I'm not the sales guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:22

So that's the sales guy's job. Sales guy's job. Now, does the sales guy come to me and sell that to my bar or does he give it to me because I bought a bunch of beer?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:32

No, they bring it in and they leave it there.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:34

So then why the fuck do these people sell this shit for so much money?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:38

Because people will pay for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:39

But you got it for free, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:41

Well, that's called greed. God.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:44

There's so many of them fucking mirrors I'd love to have. Not to be like, oh, I can put this on eBay just because they're cool.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:51

You should see the one down in my pole barn.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:53

Oh, you got one down there? Yeah. I've never noticed it.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:56

Yeah. It's got uh the Budweiser drag car.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:06

And it's got Dale Jr.'s number eight Budweiser race car.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:11

On the same ear?

SPEAKER_00 1:18:12

And it's got Elvis on it. How'd you? Because it was when they did the Elvis uh paint scheme for me.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:18

Did you get that when you were working there? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:21

Just legs and no, my boss gave it to me. No shit. Yeah, it was one of his. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:27

And that's a pretty good size one.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:28

Oh, it's big, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:30

That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:31

Yeah. A couple other tins and all that down there.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:34

So did you get anything like hats or coolie cups or anything that you could give us?

SPEAKER_00 1:18:40

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:40

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:41

Um, and it's one thing that I will say about the Anheuser-Busch distributors versus the Miller distributors. The um the Miller distributors are more mom and pop type distributors. And the Anheuser Busch ones are owned by like this one company owns like this many of them in the area.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:03

So it's a corporate conglomerate.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:05

Kind of, yes. And so they uh because I worked for the Budweiser in Daytona.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:11

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:11

When I lived down there, I worked for the Budweiser in Flint. And then I worked for the Budweiser here in Lansing. And the one in Flint was a Mama. The one in Daytona was it was a family-owned place, but things are way more restricted by Anheuser Busch of what you can give out versus the Miller ones. They're like, oh, we suck, our beer sucks so fucking bad, we gotta give out as much free shit as we can so they'll keep buying our beer. So it it there is a difference in an Anheuser Bush and a Miller distributor. They there's a lot more free shit from a Miller distributor than there is an Anheuser Bush. Is it really? Absolutely. And that was in Florida, that was in Flint, and that was here in Lansing.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:03

When you look at that stuff, that that type of thing there, uh fuck. Who did I buy our goddamn van from? Just La Fontaine. La Fontaine. Okay. You got La Fontaine and you got Zigglers pretty much anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:20

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:20

Them guys own pretty much every fucking car dealer everywhere. Right. They're big. Is that a good thing?

unknown 1:20:30

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:31

Everybody says it's good because oh, they'll be so big that they can get it cheaper. No, they can't get it.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:37

They're not going to because they're greedy. No. One, the manufacturer isn't selling you the vehicles cheaper because you own more dealerships. And two, even if they were, you get all these big businesses by making money.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:57

Right. You're not in the market to give shit away. Right. You know, and I think you lose a lot of customer service when they get that big too.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:04

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:05

Um, capital. Uh Harley there. Uh previous to this last buyout, I always thought a lot of their workers were cocksuckers. Unless, you know, you come in there unless you got money falling out of your pocket, they wouldn't give you the time of day. Right. But I bought all three of my bikes from them because that's where I got the best price. And turns out, once you spend a little money in there, those guys do open up and they're really friendly.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:29

Well, I had a different experience when I bought my first bike.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:33

With the previous owners.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:34

With the previous owners. I went there, they gave me a price on the bike. I said, I want the best price. Yep. Okay. I go to Battle Creek, which is owned by someone else.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:48

Yep. At the time.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:49

And I went in there and said, Hey, my first bike. This is what I'm looking for. I need your best price. Their best price was significantly lower than Capitals.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:02

Was it really?

SPEAKER_00 1:22:03

Yeah. Significantly. So they write it all down. I go back to Capital and said, hey, this is what Battle Creek's selling it to me for. If you can do it, I'd rather buy it here because it's closer. It's my local dealer. Blah.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:17

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:18

Alright, we'll see what we can do. Go to the manager. We ain't touching it. No shit. Would not touch it. And they said They could have. They could. Well, obviously. They all fucking pay the same price. Right. So they said, when you get there to Battle Creek to pick it up, they're going to jack the price up on this and this and this and this. And I said, no, they're not. I said, I've been down this road. I'm not. I used to sell this shit. I'm not. Like, I know the game. Well, I went to Battle Creek. And guess what? Price was exactly to the fucking penny what they told me, which was thousands of dollars cheaper than Capital.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:56

Yeah, that's a good bet.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:57

Yeah. So I bought it. It was happy as could be.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:02

And now, with the new owners over here at Capitol?

SPEAKER_00 1:23:06

Yep. It's the same owners as Battle Creek where I bought my first.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:10

Battle Creek and US 27.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:13

And a Wisconsin Harley dealer. They own she she owns a Wisconsin dealer.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:17

They're decent people, but I the thing I liked about Capitol previous was when you went in, it was Harley's. Yeah. Now it's a Can Am fucking China bike.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:32

And I get it, you gotta.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:35

You gotta open your portfolio for other customers. You do.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:39

But could we forget what Harley dealer I was in, and they had Harley's over here, and then you went into the the addition, and that's where all the other shit was. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:52

But Jesus Christ, if they spend all that money to build that other fucking end of that building, you're not gonna be able to do that. You're not getting a good deal again. Because they gotta recoup their costs.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:58

The thing I do like about them taking over is now they've got tons of aftermarket shit available.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:05

You know what it sounds like to me? You'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:08

I would.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:09

I know.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:10

New ropes hurt. Yeah, soak them in fucking tar and get them loose. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. It's it's different. And speaking of the dealers, I don't understand either. These guys uh, because bike riding season's coming, we've said it.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:27

These guys uh where are you going? Well, we're gonna go to Muskegon, hit up that Harley dealer, then we're gonna go over Mount Pleasant, hit up that Harley dealer, then we're gonna hit up Flint and check. Why are you going from dealer to dealer to dealer? Are you looking for something? No.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:41

Then what are you going for? I don't understand. They all got the same shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:44

Do you understand?

SPEAKER_00 1:24:45

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:45

I don't either.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:46

The only thing is that's different from the dealer to dealer to dealer is you can get their personalized t-shirts.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:54

And pay through the fucking nose for it.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:56

By the way, if I'm paying $35 for a fucking t-shirt and it's got your goddamn name on the back, that bitch should have been free.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:03

I think you're $20 short, buddy.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:05

Do they are they up there?

SPEAKER_00 1:25:06

They're like $55 fucking dollars for a t-shirt.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:09

To wear your name and advertise for you. Yeah. Yeah, cut that fucking price.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:14

But people pay it, so they do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:15

They do. They do.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:17

So uh while you're headed down to Florida.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:21

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:23

We'll be headed over to States for wrestling.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:26

Oh yeah, that's uh Friday and Saturday, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:25:30

Well, it starts Thursday, but uh my my boy he wrestles Friday and uh You gotta be at it on Thursday or No, we'll be there Friday. And then uh provided he wrestles good enough, he'll make it to the second day and wrestle Saturday.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:46

That's the big one.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:47

That's the yeah, that's the dance right there.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:49

You guys stay in with uh Katie and Jason.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:52

Yep. Yep. So we'll be over there Friday night. We'll get done wrestling, we'll go over their place. Michigan State plays at uh nine o'clock.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:01

What are you gonna do over there while you're watching basketball?

SPEAKER_00 1:26:04

Drink beer. Huh.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:07

You can say that, and she likes you.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:10

Would you uh work on her on that? Just find out early what it is. Uh I like Dexter's idea, though. I really do.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:19

I I I don't like it for you because you'd end up fucking with two black eyes and a fucking broken neck, I think.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:24

The happiest two black eyes a man's ever had. Yeah, let's see if she hates me when my mouth's open then.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:33

That's right. So we don't know for sure, but being that you're on vacation, we don't know that we'll be able to produce an episode next week.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:43

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:44

There has been thoughts of me flying down for a day or two just to gas prices got expensive, so leave leave our corporate jet in the parked. Yeah, I'll I'll just fly commercial.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:59

I'll fly uh business class. What's the cheap one?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:02

Um I think it is no coach. Is that what it is? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:07

I sure as fuck ain't flying first class, can't afford that.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:10

Have you ever?

SPEAKER_00 1:27:11

No. Nope, never have.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:13

I would love to try it. I know a couple people that have, and they said it's amazing.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:17

Well, yeah, but it's also fucking three times the money.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:19

Why pay for that? Most flights are only a few hours. Yeah. Yeah. Let's party it up.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:27

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:28

I can I can deal with a couple hours being uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:31

You know, talking about that, like these first class type people. Uh-huh. It is funny when you think about it. You gotta pee, you gotta go potty, you can go pee.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:42

Okay, well, take your horse and ride. Keep your ears open.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:46

Um there's a certain type of person that really gets off on telling you that I was in first class. I stayed at the two thousand dollar a night hotel. We went to Wimbledon. Um and I don't understand the appeal because when I hear somebody talking like that, I might like you, but I I still think you're you're kind of a douchebag because why would you spend three grand on airplane tickets when I can spend eleven hundred? And we're both on the same fucking plane. We both got off at the same fucking airport, and then I'm going to my $280 a night hotel to sleep. Because we were out all day. And you're going to your $900 a night hotel to sleep. Because we've been out all day. What makes you think you're somebody by the amount of money you spend?

SPEAKER_00 1:29:08

Because you're a pompous ass. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:13

And do people think it's a status. Do people suck your ass for that?

SPEAKER_00 1:29:17

No, I don't think so. I'm not sucking nobody's ass in this.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:21

I win a million, I win a lot of things.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:24

I've said before, and like you have, I will take care of a lot of people. Absolutely. But guess what? When we go riding down to fucking San Antonio, we're still staying at the fucking Holiday Inn. You know, I'm not gonna. Now, I will pay a lot for a hotel if that's our day. We're going to that hotel room and we're doing nothing but being in that hotel room. That would be different. Yeah. But we're still just going there to sleep.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:51

Well, you know, like Chingy and Snoop Dogg, they still stay at the Holiday Inn. I've seen their commercials. Yeah. What you doing, nothing? At the Holiday Inn.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:03

But what I don't get that. The amount of money you spend to do something does not impress me.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:08

No. No.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:10

No. You know. It's kind of like them people, uh, yeah, I just bought that boat. Oh, that's a nice boat. Oh yeah, it costs 42 grand.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:22

I didn't ask how much it costs.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:23

Why did you have to throw it in?

SPEAKER_00 1:30:24

Don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:25

Right. I don't give a fuck. And if you can buy a $100,000 goddamn boat when we're out on that boat, why are you bitching to me about fucking gas money? Right. Yeah, everybody rides on the goddamn thing, but nobody wants to give you gas money. Well, you shouldn't have invited people up here then.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:42

You know what I like about people that are that do a good job for themselves and they've got money and they're well off and all that. When they act, no different than fucking us.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:54

Yep, there you go.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:55

People like that, I respect us because they understand that you know you don't have as much as they have, but they don't throw it in your face.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:07

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:08

No, they're great people like that. And I will I know a lot of people like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:11

Absolutely. Me too.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:13

It's like, fuck, I wish I was doing as good as these cats, but uh they're still great friends.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:17

And they don't treat me any different.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:19

No. No.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:20

Because they put their pants on the same fucking way we do.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:24

Yeah. You know, that's like years ago when I damn near stroked out there and we finally got our Friday bike ride together, and I was like, God, I don't know, Bob, because I ain't gotten a fucking check in nine weeks. Right. Oh, don't worry about it. Talk to Brian, me and Brian got you.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:40

It ain't no big deal. Right. You fucking um you you go and you have fun and you want the people you're with to have fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:46

Yeah. I'll go to the fucking bar.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:49

Buy these guys around. You don't just because. Right. It ain't showing off. It's just being nice to those guys that I like. Right. Well, I'll be goddamn, there's always one in the group that won't take their turn. Oh yeah. And it's just like, oh yeah. Really, dude. Yeah. You know. I think my favorite thing about that Friday was when Todd bought all that fucking pizza.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:12

He bought all the pizza. Oh my God. After he got fucking lost. He was a good guy. He was.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:19

We should see if he wants to go riding again sometime.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:22

Yeah. That was so fucking funny to see him go darting by. They're going brrrr.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:34

Hey, you missed your exit, buddy. Come back. We need your card. That was a lot of fun that day. That was fun. We had a good time.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:45

I wish Brian still had his bike.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:48

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:48

He was fun to ride with.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:50

He might get another one. God, you remember we're going up the fucking Baldwin.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:54

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:55

Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:59

There wasn't a cover fucking not getting past my.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:02

Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:05

He was having a good old time.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:08

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:09

I I keep trying, I keep trying to talk him into buying another one.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:12

I bet he will eventually. Maybe not this year, but I bet he will. He liked it.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:16

He did.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:17

And he's a good rider.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:19

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when you just grab a handful of fucking throttle engines. Just fucking sender. Yeah. I don't know if he can ride in second, third, fourth, or fifth gear, but yeah, he's got one and six down there.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:32

You know, he could he could actually get a bike that didn't have second, third, or fourth. He'd be fine. It'd be lighter. Because you don't use them gears anyway. Fuck. See him go around a couple of them cars.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:45

It's like, yeah, I'll wait a minute.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:49

No fucks to give. Oh shit. That that was that was a lot of fun, actually.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:56

Yeah. That whole weekend was fun. That little cabin that his dad had. That's cool.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:00

That was badass, actually.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:02

That was cool. Yeah. Ah, damn. You know, you look back at shit like that too, of all the things you should have bought. You know, when you heard about it. Yeah. Like my cousin was talking trying to he was a big snowmobiler. I fucking give a fuck about snow. And we're talking about buying a place he had a line on up in Grand Marie before they blew up.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:26

It was cheap. I didn't have the extra money then. So we passed that up. And now I sit there and think, God, now that Grand Marais is what they are. That would have been a gold mine.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:37

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:38

Yep. Which that town, I of all the towns in Michigan, I'm gonna go ahead and say that one has changed the most in 20 years.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:46

That's changed a lot. Yes, yes, I agree with that.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:49

Not necessarily for the better because they got really expensive. Right. But you know, is there anywhere you can go where it's just like old times anymore? I don't know. And like Grand Marie, did they explode because some corporation came in and bought everything up, or were they just they still Grand Marie people just doing good?

SPEAKER_00 1:35:11

Well, I think there's a lot of Grand Marie people doing good, but I think there's some some transplants that came in that had money and saw the writing on the wall. And I mean, because that's a huge snowmobile town. Oh yeah. And side by side now, now that that's gotten real popular. So they get a lot of business.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:27

Thanks to COVID. They turned my side by side from affordable into Yeah. Yeah. Boy, I had COVID. I think uh well that's coming back too.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:40

Well, what COVID did do I'm sorry, not what COVID did, what your fucking governor did was bankrupted and fucking hurt a lot of families in the UP.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:54

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:56

Shut a lot of it down.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:57

Big time.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:57

And it'll never come back.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:58

It won't.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:59

And the thing is, is the UP is one of the most amazing places in the world. It is. As far as I'm concerned. But yeah, no, that they they got they got hurt during COVID.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:13

She fucked us on a lot of stuff. Yeah. She really did. Yeah. And she's got these pipe dreams of being a fucking president.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:21

Never gonna happen.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:23

Nope. Detroit ain't that big, babe. That's for sure. Someone else I wanted to talk about real quick. I've had a lot of them throughout my life. No, I never I don't think I ever had one of them. Oh, I have plenty. But uh they're awesome. Reading an article today about concussions.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:45

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:47

And how we need to start taking better care of our high school and college age kids. I fucking blasted this beaner on a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:55

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:56

And I'm fine for the most part. I don't like how they blew it all out of proportion. Well, it's like everything. You know. Is it a good thing? No. No. But it's gonna happen. And no matter what you do, you cannot make a helmet for any sport that's not gonna That's gonna just erase it.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:21

Right. It's it's just a fact of life.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:24

You like football, for instance. You make a better helmet, but guess what? The motherfuckers hitting you are getting bigger and better.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:32

So you're not keeping up with the times.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:34

And the helmet's only gonna protect the head? Yes. What about your neck?

SPEAKER_04 1:37:38

Right. Nothing there. You know, and you look back at the day when they were wearing this little fucking piece of leather.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:44

Oh, you guys had some balls.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:46

And the thing is, is them motherfuckers are just as they're tougher than what these pussy kids are today. Oh fuck yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:52

So leaps and bounds.

SPEAKER_00 1:37:53

So fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:54

And they got a fucking one hundredth of a paycheck, too. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:00

That sport, rugby. I guess that's starting to get pretty big around here.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:05

I would never fuck with a rugby player.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:07

Fuck my lawyer. He uh I said, we're talking hockey, and he says, You ever play anymore? And I said, No, not in years. I said, You? And he says, No. He said, actually, I got into uh rugby. And I says, Oh, so I took a step back. You want to talk some hockey bullshit? I'll go toe to toe. But when he said rugby, I'm like, oh, yeah. You got my fucking that's a that is a tough sport. I wouldn't even try it. No. Fuck. And and I don't understand what they're doing besides trying to beat the dog fuck out of each other.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:38

That's all I can tell.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:39

Yeah. They got a ball in there, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:42

I don't think it even fucking matters where the ball's at. No helmets.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:47

I'm taking your teeth home today.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:51

If you don't swallow them.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:52

They are the that's a special kind of fucking person. They're not. But yeah, back to where we got off track. Yeah, we might miss a week on an episode, but we'll see.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:08

But we're gonna see if our IT department can get a few things figured out and maybe we can uh maybe we can patch it in uh how to put them together. Did you figure that out?

SPEAKER_04 1:39:20

Yeah, I looked into it last night. I just don't know how to do the other.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:24

Well we'll get there.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:25

Well we'll figure it out. We'll figure this out all the way till now. The only thing we ain't got figured out is how to get followers.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:31

Well, yeah, we're we're shitting the bet on that. That's bound to come. We should be at 2,000 followers right now.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:39

Minimum.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:40

Next time you see my kids, their fingers are probably gonna have fucking calluses on them because all the way to Florida and back, I'm gonna have them sign up on different email accounts. Uh-huh. And then go to Facebook and TikTok and Instagram, follow us, YouTube, and then make another email.

SPEAKER_00 1:39:58

I got an idea. Yeah. While you're doing that.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:01

You're are you going to be driving most of the way?

SPEAKER_03 1:40:03

Oh, yeah. I drive. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:05

Good, good idea. So while you're driving, every time they make one, they have to hand the phone up to you, let you view it. View it, make sure it's legit, then you can pass it back.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:18

Recycle.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:18

And you put them on a checklist. Because you you probably got on the you guys are taking the the Pacific around.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:22

No, we're taking the truck.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:24

Okay. Yep. You got a little notepad right there? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so each write each one of their names down and write a fucking slash mark every time they hand you the phone up. And when one starts falling behind, get out of the fucking truck. Check them out.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:38

Guess who's gonna have a good Disney?

SPEAKER_00 1:40:40

Your free ride's gone.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:41

I'll buy you a balloon. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:44

And fuck, she ain't getting me on them goddamn balloons this time. Two years ago, and we're down there, we're walking out, end of the night, fucking Mickey Mouse is in bed. We're walking out, and the motherfucker's selling these goddamn balloons. They were sweet balloons.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:59

This fucking bigger round. They were awesome.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:03

And Trish says, I kind of want to get the girls a balloon. Wait, 50?

SPEAKER_02 1:41:09

And I said, Per balloon! Oh, like 50 bucks for two of the girls, and the other one says, Oh, but I really like that one.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:20

That was a $74 fucking balloon. We ain't doing that this year.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:25

Girls, no balloons.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:26

Don't even ask. Times have changed.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:28

Yeah. We're at war.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:30

We're at war.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:32

Right?

SPEAKER_04 1:41:33

Be lucky you got a block of cheese to chew on. Holy fuck. Yeah, but uh, we gotta do something about getting some followers, dude.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:44

If anybody that's listening has any suggestions on how we can get some more followers.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:49

Anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:50

Where would they send it to? Uh at Outlook.com.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:56

Yeah, that's right. And we got a phone number here somewhere.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:00

Phone number? I can find that phone number for you.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:03

I think it's a 616er.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:06

How about a 616-528-8293?

SPEAKER_04 1:42:11

That'd be correct. Can you do it once for our Spanish listeners?

SPEAKER_00 1:42:14

No. No? No, but you can.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:17

Oh no, dosh, trace.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:19

You already confused him.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:20

Yeah, I I can't do that. Now he's hitting fucking one two three and he's like not anywhere. Real numbers.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:25

Sais uno sace. Motherfucker, you just mess me up. Anyway, it's 616-528-5293.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:38

If you need it in Spanish, put it through the translator.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:41

Yeah. It is funny how we all know a little bit of Spanish.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:45

Yeah. I know the numbers. Yeah. And C. C. C. Hell yeah. C. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:52

Tequila Taco.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:56

Yeah. Well. All right. What do you think? You want to hang this up?

SPEAKER_00 1:42:58

Yeah, we're going to let uh we're going to let these people go and um we will hopefully be back with them next week. Yes. Provided we can get a little uh technologically more advanced. Well, Starlink. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:11

Yeah. So if not, we'll be around the next week. Yes, we will. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:16

So as always, stay positive, test negative, and we'll talk to you next time. See ya, friends.