Episode 28

Transcript

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You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong.

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Welcome back, everybody. Been a little bit of a busy week this week. How about you?

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Been a busy week.

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Yeah. Well, we're here from the B Zelmer Trucking Studios and uh a little rainy out there today. Pretty shitty, actually.

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Yeah. Has been all week. Yeah. Yeah. All the water.

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Oh, Jesus. The places up north are flooded right out.

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Losing roads. Yeah. Dams are dams are damming.

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Yeah, they're they're all a lot of them up north are at risk of of breaking.

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The one that just went out, uh I didn't recognize it. Okoda?

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Uh did that sound familiar?

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Oscoda? No, it was it started with an A. Oh I'm not sure. I don't know. I'd have to look that up again. But boy, they had a issue there. And then Saboygan.

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Yep. That thing's that thing's holding back. Um over there by Nuego or something, I think they were uh they're they kicked people out of there, too. Evacuation there too, yeah.

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Um what are you gonna do?

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Well, I can't swim, so I'm getting the fuck out of there.

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I mean There's gotta be. Here's the river. Some of these people gotta be alright, right?

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I guess it depends on how bad it is. But I'm gonna tell you right now, if that dam breaks, they're gonna be like, damn.

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Now, that river flows into Lake Huron, right? If I was looking at it, right?

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I think so.

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Now here we are, Michigan.

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Yeah.

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Sheboygan. Here, the water goes into Lake Huron. Okay. Every other river in Michigan goes this way. All of them? Or this way. East to west, west to east or south. Yeah. But that one for some reason. It's going uphill. Yeah. It's going up north. How's that work? Well. So now if you get into Canada, are they all flowing north? I have no idea.

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Because you're maybe I missed that class in school.

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I don't know.

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I don't know either. But do you know of a river? Oh, look at that. What do you got in your hand?

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I got um one of our custom made kan koozies that was sponsored to us by the Zelmers. Um and I think correct me if I'm wrong, but I think those are going to be handed out at the June 6th motorcycle ride.

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I heard something about that. I gotta be there early so I can get one before they're all gone.

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Well, don't don't wait till it's too late.

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That is nice.

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Turned out really good. I mean, I don't know, I don't know if you can see that on the camera or not, but that it turned out really nice.

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I feel kind of shitty right now because I don't remember the name of the girl that did them.

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I don't recall the name either.

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But we should remember that out and say thank you.

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But she did a hell of a job on them.

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So and does she print other stuff? We'll have to we'll have to get in contact with her and thinking of items for our new website. Yes, a sale page, a swag page per se.

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The new website. Now, I happen to know a guy that's in web design.

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My God, you know, when I first saw that, I said, wow, who do you know, Bob? Because this looks pretty.

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That motherfucker, he knows his onions, doesn't he? Well, I want everybody to know that Brad has come out of his comfort zone and become a web designer. And uh you can go right on over to perpetuallywrong.com.

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That's right. Simplified it.

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Way simpler. You don't have the dot buzzsprout dot hit the flag in your browser and then it'll always come up.

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There you go.

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Yeah, it's a favorite, as it should be a favorite. Yeah. So perpetually wrong.com. That's our official website. Brad has taken a lot of great pride in making it what it is. Unsupported. I think he's done a hell of a job.

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So what I really like is the about page. Yeah. You guys click on there, you hit a little hamburger. Yep.

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That's three lines for anybody knowing what hamburger is.

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Four pages on there, I think. I think so. You got a bio? Yep.

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Yep. Yep.

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So meet Bob, meet Brad. Yeah.

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Got events? Pictures. Events, pictures. Yeah. So which we'll we'll continually be adding to the pictures page. And oh yeah.

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Especially once the weather's straightened up. Yeah. Yeah. We're a lot more photogenic in the weather.

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Well, I don't know if I'm ever photogenic, but here we are. Uh but yeah, so we got that. And then what else did we get? We got new shirts from Swannee's Turks Tavern right there.

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You know what? I'm not sure how this is gonna work, but let me have your beer for a minute.

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Okay. So thanks to Megan and the gang over there at Swannee's Turks Tavern for uh providing us with some uh with some pretty kick-ass shirts. Actually, I like 'em. I don't know, I can't see what you're doing. Yeah, so Brad's displaying a view of the uh new koozies. Yep, double seam. Uh nice fat black background on it. Um yeah, so uh I may as well do a quick do a little do a little uh Turkish tavern on the on the screen there showing off his new shirt that was sent over to us. So uh yeah, yeah.

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God, now we got we got uh beer guy.

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Yep, yep, which we're getting low, Evan.

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So uh yeah, swing by pick up a couple, yeah, yeah. Uh we got uh a uh swag sponsor, yep, Zelmers up on that. Thank you on that, and then we've got uh uh call her a linen dealer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep us looking good. She'd give us a shirt off her back. I bet she would. Oh yeah? Now, how about that uh we ride Michigan? I I've tried contacting them several times. Can't get a hold of it.

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We need to contact them.

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I don't know how because I can't get them.

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I need a I need a hat with it on the other side for the camera. Yep.

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I bet I know why they didn't do that.

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Why?

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Because right now it looks good with the UP kind of coming into the center.

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Yeah.

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If you put it over there, I don't know.

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Well, we're gonna talk to them. Yeah. We'll find out. We'll be seeing them sh soon anyway at one of the bike events. Oh yeah.

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They can't they can't avoid us, they can't kick us out. That's right. Um I did get a little crazy today. I don't know if you saw it, but uh I said we ride Michigan because uh that's where I was on my Facebook page.

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Yeah.

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Uh I saw it and I see all these people are advertising bike rides coming up. So I went over to Bob and Brad Perpetually Wrong page, uh, clicked follow, filled out all the questions, they accepted me, and I put our flyer on there. Oh boy.

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So we're gonna We're gonna have 2,000 bikes. You're gonna shit your laundry if there's 2,000 bikes that show up.

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I don't know what you're gonna do. I'm gonna get you an orange cone and a whistle. Line them up, bud. Oh no. Your name's first in this for a reason. Oh, first one to court.

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Apparently you probably gotta have a permit or something for them. I'm willing to bet. Yeah, because the because of course the government wants their money, right?

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Mm-hmm. Had a few days this week. Uh I'm gonna call it celebrating an unfortunate deal, and that's where I'm gonna leave it. But it was good to see. It just sucks that the only time you see the whole family anymore is when there is an incident. Right. Right. But boy, is it fun getting around all them guys. Uh Charlie, uh, one of Trisha's cousins, he's uh almost 40. Okay. And have you ever heard of a romp hymn? Have you heard of a romp her? Is that a sex move or what? No. Uh the shorts and the shirt are all one.

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Yeah, it's it's it's yeah, romper. Romper. They call him romper because her is wearing it. Yeah, your shoulders are kind of exposed and it's just yeah. And then when you yeah, yeah.

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He calls them romp hymns because him and some buddies wear them. Now, I'm trying to stay off the uh and he's married. So guy? No, good girl. Yeah, a cute one too. So we know he's yeah, but uh he's got a few buddies, they like to hang out in their uh romp hymns. And I found that just kind of weird. And I says, so what's in a a good romp him? And he says, double zipper. What's the double zipper? And he says, you get a little hot, you unzip it from the top. You got a piss, you unzip it from the bottom. What the fuck, dude? So if anybody out there wants to get a couple of Bob and Brad logo to up romp hymns, uh we'll wear them out some Saturday.

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Just don't. I'd rather I'd rather you didn't get us any romp hymns.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Oh, logo right there where the sack is?

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No.

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Okay.

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No. Nope.

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All right. Well, if anybody decides uh we both wear a 2XL.

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And if I get drunk enough, I probably put it on.

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Oh, you'll put it on a date in the morning. Fuck it. But yeah, I just I found that kind of odd. Um and he showed me some pictures, I mean, for uh three. I'm so used to bashing on the gays. What do you call straight guys? Not homosex, them are gays.

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Hetero?

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Hetero.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Three heterosexual guys look really good in the rompums.

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So I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to look that up.

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Imagine pulling up to the bar, getting off the bike. Oh, I burned my leg again because damn rompum.

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Yeah, Jesus.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna pass on the rompums.

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Well, we're hitting on kind of high points. Uh you ever heard of dubby D-U-B-B-Y energy drinks?

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I have not. And I do like my energy drinks.

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I know, you're a connoisseur. Yeah. We're gonna have to order some because uh they uh agreed to sponsor us. And by sponsoring us, we'll get to be in their little video clips. I guess they're big in the gaming community.

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Okay.

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Um Twitch.

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Yeah, Twitch is where all the people play and people watch them play.

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Is that what that is?

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Yeah, which I don't get, but whatever. If that's your thing, yeah.

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So it's like uh like YouTube for gamers?

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I think so. So like if I'm if I'm playing this game and I'm I'm streaming it on Twitch, and you're like, oh, Bob's playing the game, I'm gonna watch him, and you can watch me play.

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Am I watching the screen or am I watching you?

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Well, I think I think it can be done multiple different ways. I've never been on it, I've just heard about it.

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Okay, but yeah, they they're big into that community, so uh we're gonna order some up, and if you like it, then we're gonna have to take the sponsorship thing sailing.

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Okay, well, I'm just gonna be completely honest with you.

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If it's not good, you're gonna say something.

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If it's not my thing, I'm gonna I'm not I'm not gonna push it on, I'm not gonna tell the people it's good if it's not.

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But if it is good, then I'll tell it's good. Then we'll go down that and I'll probably start drinking it. So watch our uh website because oh god, did he hear us?

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Heaven's calling. Must be he knows we need more beer. Yeah.

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Probably out in the driveway with a couple thirties right now. Bring them down. That's right. And I saw too. God, you know, I've been going down this podcast road of watching all these videos and how-tos and stuff. Yeah. Did you know we can go live without having to invest anything? No. There's websites. One is create your own radio station. Yeah. No shit. So you can say, hey, uh, Thursday at 5 45, we're gonna be on. Yeah, I don't know. Something to look at.

SPEAKER_05 12:37

Well, and then if if we if we were to do that, we could potentially open up the phone lines. Yeah. And maybe, maybe allow somebody to talk to us.

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None of them, no caller ID one, so yeah. I want to know who we're that's right.

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There's nothing's anonymous around here.

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How about another apology, too, that I gotta put out there? Ooh. You? Yeah, I'm gonna send one out there.

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Wow.

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First off, I'm gonna have two apologies. Folks, let me let me check his temperature, make sure it's okay. It's joking out again. Um, first apology will come after this. Fuck you, Jason Witt. It is not all about me.

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Well, no, I that that you can't apologize by saying fuck you.

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Now I'm gonna say sorry for telling you to fuck off. Sometimes it might seem that way, but that's not what it's all about. You see his email? I did see his email. The other guy I gotta apologize to is Hoogie for you kind of getting on his nuts a little bit about not getting us all the followers that he promised. Uh he uh he might misspoke before he knew. And he said, sorry, but the what are the big brown guys, big fat fuckers that come from an island?

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Hawaiian?

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No, the Hawaiians, the other ones. Uh Somalians? Somalians, yeah. He said the Somalis, I think he said the Somalis. Yeah, the Somalis rather listen to music than people talk. So he didn't know, so I'm gonna say sorry for dragging your name through the dirt.

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His ass, his mouth wrote checks that his ass couldn't catch.

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And that you'll get that with these young people. So you remember doing that.

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Yeah, I still do it. Um so what he can do to make it up to us is he can up his donation to 63 cents a day. Ooh. Instead of like two cents.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And he's working with Ashton, right? Yeah.

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He can't go i i if he went and told his customer something, he's gotta stand by it. He's gotta deliver.

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Yeah. So said you're gonna blow my yard. You guys just wheeled out of here. Um, yeah, so Ashton, you could probably throw in too. I mean two of them. Having a girlfriend as long as you had, you'd be saving your money for a ring, but I don't think that's your intentions at all. So sponsored by Bob and Brad. I I agree with that.

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Does he even listen to us? I believe so. Oh, good. If he's smart, he does.

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I was amazed by how many people I heard this past week that listened to us. Half of St. John's, you said. Oh, I think at least. Maybe even half of Clinton County.

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Yeah, but a lot of them are closet listeners.

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Um, got a lot of shit for uh you remember talking about Ricardo uh coming home and mowing my yard? Yeah. Yeah, well, they played that for Ricardo. He wasn't real fucking thrilled.

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What do you mean he wasn't? I don't know. Oh, he's got to like loosen up a little bit.

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A little bit. Loosen.

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Uh yeah, but the energy drinks you're talking about, those dubbies, I'm I'm actually excited to try them.

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Yeah, I think we should. I now what do you look for in an energy drink?

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Well, number one flavor. Yeah.

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Is that's the most important?

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Yeah. And I usually do the zero sugars. Um try to.

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Why? Health?

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What uh just I mean, don't need to have different. I mean, they're they're obviously not good for you to begin with. Well, aren't they all sugar to begin with? Caffeine. Oh, it's caffeine. Yeah, that's not sugar. So, like monsters you can get zero sugar. Monsters you can get sugar-free red bulls. Which one works better? I think they work the same. But I I bounce between the the monsters, I'll I'll get some zero sugar ones, or I'll get some sugar-free red bulls. But then the one I I've been drinking, I like a lot. It's uh it's the monsters, but it's a tea. It's a wild berry tea. That's got sugar in it.

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What's wildberry?

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Hmm. It's like I don't know, like fruit. Yeah, like raspberry snare, I don't know.

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It's good though.

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Yeah, I like it. And then they got one that's uh lemonade tea, so it's like an Arnold Palmer.

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Fucking things are kind of pricey, though.

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They are, and I and I've actually cut back a lot on them because I don't uh if we get into dubby, you're gonna have to quit cutting back. Well, we'll see.

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We'd have you up all night if it tastes good. Um, so what is caffeine? Is it a plant?

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I don't know. I mean it's obviously some type of substance of some sort. It's not just caffeine created caffeine and coffee beans. Right. I mean coffee coffee's caffeine, right?

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Yeah.

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Say that three times fast.

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I'm thinking if we could get five thousand more followers, we could afford somebody. I'll tell you who I think we could afford. Who hey Brittany, you want to look that up for us? Thank you, dear. Wouldn't that be handy? I don't see Britney. Oh, that's because we don't have five thousand followers. Damn it. That would just be handier than fuck. Yeah, what?

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Yeah. And then they could they could pass it over to the computer and we have it right there.

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Right. I don't know. I've never heard of a caffeine beah, I don't know.

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I think caffeine is there's caffeine in certain foods. So I don't know. Um like nicotine, I think is a form of caffeine.

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I have no idea.

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So it's like a stimulant, get your nicotine water.

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Have you ever tried that?

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No, I never heard of it.

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Oh yeah. Um if I see it again, I'll buy you a bottle. I don't want to try it.

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I'll try it. I'll try anything.

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I figured.

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Hey, you want blue paldy? And speaking of like nicotine being being caffeine and a stimulant and all that, you know, you got all the different chews, and holy shit. You go to the damn you go to the store and you look behind the counter and they've got the the pouches, they got the long cuts, they got all the different they got the the no nicot they're no tobacco, and then the the you know nicotine only, and then there's cafe pouches. Yeah. What are they? They are it's called snus or snus. However, however you want to say it. Nicotine, but no tobacco? No, mine have these have tobacco. Oh, they do? Yep, so it's tobacco and nicotine. Uh they call them spit-free pouches, so I guess I'm a swallower. Don't get no ideas, people. Maybe. And uh bring on the rock. So actually yesterday morning we were at work and eighty percent of the garage that I work at, the guys there, we all chew. Oh yeah. It's and some some do the hot rod Copenhagen, some do the Grizzly, oh yeah, some do some do the you know the um cougar. Yeah, just depends. And and you know, I do I do the skull snuss, and that's what I like.

SPEAKER_03 19:47

No, is your stuff the same as Zen?

SPEAKER_05 19:49

No, because Zen is just nicotine, oh no tobacco.

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But it's the same.

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Well, the pouches, the Zen pouches are a lot smaller than the ones I are? Yeah, yeah. So the one guy, Brian, at work, he's one of our newer guys, is he want one? He's like pouches? I said, yeah. He says, he says, no. No. He's he says, he says, you know what pouches are like? I said, what? He says, pouches are like eating pussy through the underwear. It just ain't right. Who said that?

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Brian. He's got a good point. Yeah. That's a smart man.

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I've never heard that. Pouches are like eating pussy through the underwear. And I told him he could fuck right off.

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He's right, though, kind of. Did you used to chew regular? Yeah. Yep. And then what got you into the pouch? It's just messier. You're right.

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So I don't know.

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Especially if you get into that fine-cut shit. Yeah. Oh, that's no thanks. No.

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So yeah, um, I did just try, I don't know if you've heard of it. It's called Elp A L P.

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Guy at work was talking about that the other day.

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It's fairly new on the market from from what I know. I don't know much about it.

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And what makes that different?

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That is the nicotine and the flavoring, but not the tobacco. So it's like a zen.

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So okay. Backup. I'm learning here. That sounds like an Amazon truck. Yeah, I know.

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Sickly.

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What's in a cigarette that kills you? Is it the tobacco?

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Tobacco. Tobacco is what is bad for you.

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Okay.

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Nicotine is some people say nicotine's bad for you, but all it is is like a caffeine. It's a stimulant. So it's not what's addictive. When you look at red man.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Is that just a tobacco leaf that's kind of turned into jerky?

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I believe, yeah, I believe that's what it is.

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Does that have nicotine in it?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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As far as I know.

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So I got a lot to learn about all that because I really don't understand what nicotine is. But that supposedly is Not addict.

SPEAKER_05 22:00

It's not it's supposed supposedly not addicting, and it's supposedly not bad for you like tobacco is.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Okay. So the tobacco's the culprit. Yeah, that's the cancer causing how long you've been chewing one thing or the other.

SPEAKER_05 22:20

I don't know. But he's right. It's no different than drinking bush NA, not alcohol. That's like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it's wrong.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

Yeah, that's true. But I bet if you bought a barrel of bush NA, you'd have some drunk people. Because I think a lot of them act mental. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:52

It's a placebo, you call that.

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We should try that.

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We should host a party this year and just have an fucked up on a keg of bush NA. And then as soon as they start acting drunk like that, just fucking slap the shit out of them. You're just stupid. You're not drunk.

SPEAKER_02 23:05

You're just an idiot. That would be fun. So if I said here, have a pinch of long cut. Do you still ever or every now and again? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:21

Yep. Every now and again. Because I don't I like it.

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It is messy.

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It is. I like it. Um I will tell you that like the real shit versus the stuff I do, there's an octane difference.

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Which this is way higher octane. Is it?

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Yeah, yeah. Like I can put one of these pouches in and I'll have it in for hours. If I'm busy working and all that, it's it's a which is handy there. I like the feel of it. I like the taste of it, you know, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

But you'll eat with it too, won't you? Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:51

Yeah. A lot of times, like if I'm eating uh something, I'll pull it out and I'll put it right back in. Hey, I don't care because I like the flavor.

SPEAKER_02 23:59

And you can because it's all contained.

SPEAKER_05 24:01

Yeah. Yeah. So I no, I I do like that. But every now and again I'll grab a pinch of I gotta cut back.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:10

Well, no, you need you not not now. It's getting to be motorcycle season, and we're riding, and you throw that fucking half a can out, you fill the potholes up with it.

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One of these days I'm just gonna throw her straight up and see what happens. I'll be selfish. Joe caution to the windmates. We'll be pissed. Oh, it's disgusting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:29

Um but yeah, so the ALP. I bought the ALP because we were at the shooting range a couple weeks ago, and one of the guys there had it, and he says, Oh, you want to try it? I says, Yeah, hell yeah, I'll try it. So I put it in it. That's a pouch, too. Okay. And they're smaller pouches, and it was it was winter green flavor. I'm like, Yeah, that's pretty good flavor, and I was getting a little something out of it, you know. And then uh I bought some the other day, sweet nectar. I'm thinking, ooh, that's refreshing, you know, that'll be cool. Mix it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Give your mouth a little yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:58

And uh I put it in and it had little to no flavor. So I was disappointed. Why have it? Yeah, because I like the flavoring. So I'm I might try to buy a can of the Elp Wintergreen, give it one more honest effort. If that turns out to be the same as the sweet nectar, out the door, you go, they can get fucked.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Well, you know, like you said, can, can, can, can. You gotta know your can so you can help that worker.

SPEAKER_05 25:32

I do every time. And my particular can is always behind one of the signs that's flip it down. So you flip it down and it's right there, almost always. So I you go up to the counter. Them young girls, they don't know what's what, as far as that. There's too many to memorize, too many to know.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

If they were chasing real men, they'd know.

SPEAKER_05 25:51

Well, yeah, but they're young and like them little thugs, most of them. So no, I always tell I always point it out because it's it's quicker for me, it's quicker for the people waiting in line behind me, and it's easier on them. But I will tell you, I cannot believe this irritates the shit out of me. They're standing there at this rack.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

And you tell them can't follow direction.

SPEAKER_05 26:18

Third row down, all the way to the left, and they go six rows down and they go right to the right. They do not know their left from their right. Apparently, somebody didn't teach them that.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

Well, you get I think they're a little excited too, because there's a line behind you, they're trying to help you, they're trying yeah, but open your fucking eyes. Uh when I started chewing, you had Redman, you had Levi Garrett, you had Kodiak Wintergreen, and you had Skull Wintergreen and Skull Straight. Yep. That was your choices.

SPEAKER_05 26:52

Yeah. Now there's about 30 times that.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

And they all make money. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:59

Yeah. They wouldn't be doing it if they didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

No, absolutely not. Um yeah, that's an interesting market. But you know what? I I started with Kodiak, that got expensive. I went to Grizzly, that got expensive. Now I'm in Cougar, and that's starting to creep up, so I'm looking for the next shittier product. But the thing is, is I go in there, I get what I get. Yeah. I never sit there like a fucking smoker and say, ooh, $425. How much are those? $425.

SPEAKER_05 27:33

I think that's what you meant.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

No, smoke your shit. Don't. Yeah. The time to price check is when we're all away from you. You know, hey, I'm gonna price check a million cigarettes and I'm gonna pay for it in dimes, so please go first.

SPEAKER_05 27:50

Or you'll get you in this this uh we're stereotyping like a motherfucker, but I don't care.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

You'll get, oh, those are 425. Fine. Uh I need daily three and I need uh 612 479 312 546. And it's like, motherfucker, fill out the paper.

SPEAKER_05 28:16

Like the sign says. Yeah, that killed me doing that.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 28:20

Fill out the paper. Do not sit there and buy your fucking lotto tickets.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

No.

SPEAKER_05 28:25

One after the after the next, after the next, after the next, after the next, while you got ten people waiting for you because they got jobs to get to, and you don't have a fucking job because you're fucking lazy.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Slide aside.

SPEAKER_05 28:36

Yeah. Sit back and relax and enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

I gotta mention Jason Whitt one more time. I am not getting up to go pee. I am getting up to throw my chew out.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

He thinks I got a prostate problem.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

So uh this week we had a uh very special day in the household here. It was uh Kelly and I's 14th wedding anniversary. Um 14 years of uh wedded bliss.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

Wedded bliss. There's a song about that, 14 years. 14 years of silence. It's been 14 years of pain. I don't know about it. Guns and roses, look it up, man. Oh, I wish I would have known it was 14. I would have put that on loop and played it on the radio station.

SPEAKER_05 29:23

Yeah, so we uh we celebrated our 14th anniversary. Um what'd you do? Well, when you have uh young children that are involved in everything they can be involved in.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Um did you take her to the gun store like you did for her birthday?

SPEAKER_05 29:38

No. No, we uh we went to uh we took him to baseball practice, dropped them off, went to the fifth grade camp meeting.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

Oh, he's got that this year.

SPEAKER_05 29:48

Because they got fifth grade camp this year, and then we went back to baseball practice, finished that up, picked him up, and then we went to uh nice romantic dinner at uh Abyss Bar in downtown Eaton Rapids.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

You know what? It's funny. Them people that don't have kids. You guys get to woo people, each other. You get to do all this, but us, that's a pretty good night, to be honest.

SPEAKER_05 30:14

Well, in I mean, you know what? We chose to have the kid. Right. We chose to get him involved and stuff, we chose to be a part of everything. So you know what? The end of the day, as long as we have each other and we have happy times and we love each other. This fancy dinners don't mean dick. That's touching. Yeah. Well, it's true.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

I got you, babe. Doot doot doo. Yeah, it is, and it's and you know, sometimes it's like I feel like I could do more, but I like to assume she understands that hey, we are busy. Yeah. So this is the best you get. That's right. Be happy I didn't take you to KFC. Although I like Mr. KFC.

SPEAKER_05 31:00

Only the mashed potato bowls. Are those good? Yeah, they're pretty good. Chickens crispy still? Yeah. Oh yeah. I should try them. Actually, she made them one night for dinner here at home. KFC ain't got shit on her. And uh, she says, Well, I am KFC. It's Kelly's fried chicken. Oh yeah. So that was she think you're looking good? Yes, she is. Well, let me tell you. Um tacos for dessert.

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Oh yeah, nothing wrong with that. Ah. Something else Jason had in his email. Oh. If we would have put a third option on that poll, he would have voted. He likes the speedway stuff. Do you get the speedway stuff?

SPEAKER_05 31:51

We've talked about that before with the Speedway Grill, the burgers. I've never had Speedway's breakfast. No, no? Yeah, yeah. Back when I was delivering beer, I'd I had had the the Speedway's breakfast. It's good, but it's fucking Speedway, Jason. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Bought gas and got a free breakfast sandwich.

SPEAKER_05 32:14

Right. Yeah. That that wasn't worthy of the list.

SPEAKER_02 32:18

Okay, that's why it wasn't on there.

SPEAKER_05 32:20

Just for just for that, I might go tomorrow and get a Speedway breakfast sandwich just to give it a review.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

You should.

SPEAKER_05 32:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Make sure you get on there and review. Oh, speaking of being able to review.

SPEAKER_05 32:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

Oh yeah, we really imploded this week. We're on Yelp, Google.

unknown 32:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:37

Wouldn't that be exploded?

SPEAKER_02 32:39

What did I say?

SPEAKER_05 32:40

Imploded. That's bad.

SPEAKER_02 32:43

Well, we might be headed that direction. Sometimes it feels like that. Yeah, no. Oh, yeah. Exploded.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

So get on Yelp. Give us a review. Have we ever had a time where we sit here and we actually got everything remotely right?

SPEAKER_05 33:03

No. I don't we wouldn't be perpetually wrong if we did.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Huh. Um 14 years. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much unstoppable now.

SPEAKER_05 33:18

Well, if she's put up with me this long, I'm safe.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

Ah, she ain't gonna get rid of you. What a pain in the ass that'd be. You seen your neighbor Stuart lately?

SPEAKER_05 33:28

No. No, hasn't he? Is he still with us? Still alive, do you know? I mean, he's he's always on Facebook. Always posting on Facebook. Maybe. Maybe we haven't seen him because he's working on our new table that he's gonna build.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

Drive by his house, see if there's a big pile of sawdust out there. Maybe you're right.

SPEAKER_05 33:45

I don't know where he lives.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 33:47

Not sure.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

Well. Anytime you want to deliver that table you promised us.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

The the big uh whiskey barrel whiskey barrel with a nice tabletop, spot for the fridge.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

And somewhere for my feet.

SPEAKER_05 33:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

And then we get that, we just need to find somebody that's good at building high top chairs.

SPEAKER_05 34:07

Yeah. I agree.

SPEAKER_02 34:10

Know anybody?

SPEAKER_05 34:12

No, but I'm sure there's a listener out there that wants to donate them to us.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

Oh, probably heading to the wood lathe right now. I like square legs.

SPEAKER_05 34:20

I'll tell you what, if if if you are the guy that's gonna build our chairs, message old Sean Zilke or Stuart Zilke, whichever his name is this week, and uh ask him what the dimensions are so you know how tall to build chairs. We don't want to be fucking shit on like this. Right. Yeah. So yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

We'll have to remind him.

SPEAKER_05 34:42

Little update um from last week. You and your people, your concerns about our guardrail.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_05 34:55

Um all of the 96 guardrail endings have been repaired and they're in working order.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

It's a safe corridor to travel down, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:04

It is a safe corridor. Even the one that them dil dildos at Grand Ledge don't know how to turn their fucking Psalter off and fucked up our road and caused people to crash into our guardrail.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Should have made them come fix it.

SPEAKER_05 35:16

Well, we wanted it done right.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Oh. So boy.

SPEAKER_05 35:21

Just gonna put that I'm gonna put that right there and leave it there.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

Well, I'm not gonna either disagree nor agree with that.

SPEAKER_05 35:30

You don't have to, because then it keeps you neutral.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

That's where I'm bust.

SPEAKER_05 35:37

Got the bike out the other day. Where'd you go? Up to the car wash.

SPEAKER_02 35:41

Spray it on? Yep. Dry the seat before you got back on, or you oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:45

Yep. Yep. Lucas even rode with me. He's like, Yeah, I'll go with you. So I had him feeding the quarters in that motherfucker as I'm spraying it.

SPEAKER_02 35:52

Feel good again? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

Check the air in the tire?

SPEAKER_05 35:57

Nope. You wanna know why? Because I got tire monitors.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

And it said it was good? Said it was good. Those numbers or are they green and red?

SPEAKER_05 36:06

Numbers. That's good.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

Um yeah, that's well, if you look out there right now, it looks like a great day for it.

SPEAKER_05 36:14

Yeah, well it's muddy out there. It is got a lot of water.

SPEAKER_02 36:20

I need a little time, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:23

I just I I walked by it and I just every time I walk by it, it's it's just it's dirty, and we live on a dirt road, and it just you can't keep it clean.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

Remember me talking about I gotta scrub my forks?

SPEAKER_05 36:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Because I thought it was uh not corrosion. What's the other C word?

SPEAKER_05 36:42

Uh um I was thinking oxidation. Oxidation, the old word. It's not C. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

Well, after doing a lot of research on that, turns out it's not oxidization oxid oxidation. I thank you. Um, it is the clear coat that Harley cheaply applies to the forks peeling off.

SPEAKER_05 37:03

That's supposed to be covered under warranty from them.

SPEAKER_02 37:06

I know. But I don't know how long that warranty is.

SPEAKER_05 37:11

Well, they need to stand behind their fucking product.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

So everybody says scrub the fuck out of it. Basically, like I was gonna do sanding it off, anyways. But boy, it looks like asshole. And I went out there with a scrubbing pad. Yeah. That's gonna be a lot more work than I'm prepped for.

SPEAKER_05 37:32

A lot of this, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 37:34

Oh my fuck yes. Fucking you think I got a new rotator cuff. Be able to grip that thing. I'm pretty good at the dog, though. You are. I might have to put you.

SPEAKER_05 37:43

Chronic masturbator. I could probably come over there and have things whipped out in no time flat.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

We might have to give you a shot at it. My question is, once I get it all fucking scrub the fuck off.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

I'd re-clear it.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

Uh-huh. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 37:54

Yeah, that's what I would do.

SPEAKER_02 37:57

I just gotta figure out a good way of doing it so I don't have to take the forks off to do it right. You know.

SPEAKER_05 38:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

Yeah. You never get a minute. Come on over, jerk them things off for me. See how it looks. I'm on my way. Oh fuck. Uh yeah, it just pisses you off. You spend all that money.

SPEAKER_05 38:17

Right. Actually, it's funny. When I did take the bike to the car wash the other day, I right out here on the on the my side, not my road, but the one around the corner from me, uh there was a bike out there, and it was your exact bike. Really? Yeah. Same blue pinstripe, the whole nine yards, it was the same bike as yours.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Or as my wife calls it, the same boring ass black colored bike with a line on it. And then you go out and buy a colored one, and then she gripes even more. Just be happy to sit back there and go somewhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:55

If you don't like it, stay home while I ride.

SPEAKER_02 38:57

And now they charge you more for the black ones.

SPEAKER_05 39:00

Do they?

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Yeah, because the grays their stock color, so now they I think it's twelve hundred dollars to be vivid black. Fuck you guys.

SPEAKER_05 39:07

Right. Um Yeah. So you got some notes here, I see. I did. I don't get this one.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Which one?

SPEAKER_05 39:20

About Earth.

SPEAKER_02 39:21

Oh, Earth. Yeah. Who named it Earth? I don't know. I'm really curious. Uh one of the kids asked me that the other day. Who named Earth? Fuck, I don't. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 39:37

I don't know. I mean, how long has it been called Earth?

SPEAKER_02 39:39

Right. At least 51 years.

SPEAKER_05 39:45

It got me behind. But yeah, I mean, I don't know. So, like when they started searching the solar system and exploring and figuring out? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

So, everything we pretty much are sure that everybody was either in Africa or Europe. It's kind of where everybody started.

SPEAKER_05 40:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:07

Then they just kind of shh. But back in that day, did they call it Earth? And why did nobody complain about why the fuck are we calling it Earth?

SPEAKER_05 40:15

Right.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

God damn US people think you rule rule the world? No, you don't. We're gonna call it pretzel. I don't know. I don't know how they all agreed on it. No idea. Another question I got him, kind of about the same thing, is the dude that invented the clock. How did he know what time it was? And everybody just I don't know who invented the clock.

SPEAKER_05 40:40

They just trusted him.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_05 40:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:43

That's the following that we need. Just follow us. We believe.

SPEAKER_05 40:49

Well, maybe he maybe he spent a lot of time watching the sunrise and set and all that. And then figured out we'll call once it hits that peak of that tree line.

SPEAKER_02 41:03

That's six.

SPEAKER_05 41:04

That's what that'll be. Or maybe he watched it and it once it got to high noon then that's we know that's noon. So we'll start we'll start making those things spin around to where it gets to that same exact spot tomorrow and then we know it's calibrated.

SPEAKER_02 41:23

We'll know how long it is. Yeah. Because that's kind of neat if you get one of them I call them solar clocks, but they're not called that. Sun dials. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of neat if you set it up right, it does tell the time.

SPEAKER_05 41:36

Right.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

You know, and then you know this thing to tell how long until it's getting dark. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen it. I like each finger is 15 minutes, you put it on the horizon and the sun up here. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's an hour. Huh. That's 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 41:50

I've never tried it. Try it. Yeah, I will.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Yeah. It it works. Alright. Um, but yeah, I don't, you know, we just all agreed that the fucker's right, it is that time.

SPEAKER_05 42:00

Well, and you know, you t talk about the sundial. I've seen there's a 3D print that you can make, and it's it's it's a sundial of sorts, but you put it you park it outside, and wherever the sun, you know, wherever the shadow is of it, the light shines through it and it's numbers and tells you what time it is.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

That would be cool.

SPEAKER_05 42:26

I'll have to get Lucas to do that. He'll 3D. After the hitch plugs. Yeah, we gotta get those.

SPEAKER_03 42:31

Do them first.

SPEAKER_05 42:31

Because we got the new QR code for the new website.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

That would be kind of neat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:36

So apparently if you if you put it just right, it'll tell you like this the sun shines through it, and whichever way the sun shine it, it tells you on the ground it's you should get him working on it.

SPEAKER_02 42:49

And we all got watches now, so it'd be easy to calibrate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:52

Yeah. Just a little twisty-twisty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:55

That's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_05 42:56

Yeah, well, I'll I'll see if I can get him to print one of them.

SPEAKER_02 42:58

Yeah. What do you think about bird baths? I don't understand because they get all dirty.

SPEAKER_05 43:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Bird bird ain't getting clean.

SPEAKER_05 43:08

No. Well, I mean, it thinks it is.

SPEAKER_02 43:10

Yeah. A lot of people spend a lot of money on lawn globes, bird baths.

SPEAKER_05 43:16

And you take a birdbath, and the motherfucker sits there, cleans himself up, and then shits in the water. Right. So I'll clean it up.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

Fuck the next guy. Yeah, and then you got I don't know. Are you a big lawn ornament person? No. Yeah. I no. I like it just.

SPEAKER_05 43:34

Well, you got that giant cock.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

Oh, yeah, I know. I gotta I gotta reweld his feet though.

SPEAKER_05 43:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

Broke a broke a foot.

SPEAKER_05 43:42

Bring him over sometime.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

I would, but it's not like it's the easiest. I'll have to look and see if I can pull legs off of him.

SPEAKER_05 43:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

Just bring the legs.

SPEAKER_05 43:50

Don't bring your six foot cock.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

I don't want to bring that big motherfucker. Jesus Christ. And you know I'd get pulled over going home that night and got my Fucking bird in the back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:02

Sir, did you steal that chicken? Nope, I choked him.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Yeah, there's just a lot of things that I really don't understand how they came to be, but um I do know $4.2 billion spent on that fucking Artemis mission is kind of horse shit, and we really didn't get nothing out of it.

SPEAKER_05 44:27

Well, you know. Did you see the landing?

SPEAKER_02 44:33

That looked fake as well.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

No, I did not see the landing. In fact, I don't follow along with any of that bullshit because I don't believe in any of it. And I'll tell you, it goes right back to the fucking moon landing. We we did not land on the moon.

SPEAKER_02 44:49

No.

SPEAKER_05 44:50

We we may have by now, possibly, maybe, doubt it. But we did not land on the moon when they said we did. And anybody who follows along with us knows how we feel about that. Yes. I actually saw a buddy of mine on Facebook posted. Do we believe everything that we're seeing with this Artemis deal is actual or is some of it AI generated?

SPEAKER_02 45:19

It's all AI.

SPEAKER_05 45:20

And I believe, I believe it is. I believe I believe it's not. We're being we're being deceived.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

But why? What are they trying to do?

SPEAKER_05 45:30

They have nothing to gain from it that we know of.

SPEAKER_02 45:33

But they're taking your attention away. Yeah. So I wonder what they're taking your attention away from.

SPEAKER_05 45:39

But I just don't I don't believe I don't think it's I don't think it's really happening. That's just my opinion on it.

SPEAKER_02 45:46

Talking about fake governmental bullshit, who do you think's gonna be our next governor? Because you know that's all fucking that's tied up already.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

I'm going Perry Johnson.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

Perry Johnson. Yep. Never heard him.

SPEAKER_05 45:58

He looks the guy that's on TV, it looks like Christopher Walken. Oh I know.

SPEAKER_02 46:03

He does.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:06

Speaking of Christopher Walken, when you were delivering beer, did you ever notice all the restaurants that have a picture of him on the walk-in freezer?

SPEAKER_05 46:17

What? Really? One place that I used to deliver to had a picture of him, and it says, Welcome to the walk-in cooler. Only one time.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

No shit. I saw that God everywhere. Oh God, I'd laugh.

SPEAKER_05 46:32

No, that and I saw it and I was like, huh, that's kind of funny. That's the only one I ever saw. That's crazy. One party store had it. And it wasn't even for the customers to see it, it was just the delivery people and the and the workers. Right.

SPEAKER_02 46:44

The customers are never going to see it. Yeah. Oh. You know, buddy Ryan Nyos.

SPEAKER_05 46:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

Yeah. Well, if you guys are bored Friday, you should come out there to their house. Uh bring your own chair, bring your own cooler type of thing, because uh the movers are gonna pack all their shit Friday and they're moving back to Wisconsin.

SPEAKER_05 47:03

They are?

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Yeah, so they're having a little drinking festival Friday night. But uh if you can, cool. If not, that's fine. Um, but uh the oh shit, I probably shouldn't have said that on here. We're just talking. Um that's kind of funny how you get into that. Well, anywho, he says, I gotta put my freezer in uh storage locker.

SPEAKER_05 47:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:29

I don't have room for it where we're moving right now. Do you want some deer meat? Fuck yeah, I'll take some venison. Yeah. So I get over there and he hands me three big bags of uh backstraps. Here you go. And I said, Thank you very much. I love that.

SPEAKER_00 47:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:45

And he says, How much deer you want? You want a whole deer? And I says, Yeah, I guess. Well, I don't want it to go to waste. When I say, Do you want to hold deer? What are you picturing?

SPEAKER_05 47:58

Like the steaks, the ground meat, the backstraps.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

How about all of that still attached to the four legs?

SPEAKER_05 48:05

No. No.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

You're getting me. He got the back straps off, packed them up, fucking good to go. Then he just quartered the motherfucker, put it in trash bags to tie the tight. What in the trailer park buck is this?

SPEAKER_05 48:33

You're shitting me.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

What are we supposed to do? Just cut off what we want. I gotta let it thaw out sometime when I got a minute. I'm either gonna make canned venison or I'll make a fuck ton of jerky, but I'd go with jerky. Like what? Like Fred Flintstone with a fucking DM caveman. Oh, okay. That's good shit right now. But wow, yeah. Yeah. And wow.

SPEAKER_05 49:10

Oh. At work today. Just I don't know why this popped in my head and has nothing to do with caveman or whole deer. Um we have a section of our highway that goes over top of a train track. And uh the train was stopped under the bridge on the highway.

SPEAKER_02 49:33

Highway goes over the train track. Yeah, okay. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 49:36

And um just ahead of the train, the train tracks were all fucked up. They looked like a chicane, an S. Wash out all the stone bedding, all the railroad ties, they were all there. Whole nine yards. But the tracks just went like that. And um, so the train was headed for that screwed up spot on the on the tracks. Got her stopped in time.

SPEAKER_02 50:12

You think they saw it?

SPEAKER_05 50:16

Well, that particular section through at night. Yeah, probably wouldn't have seen. But that particular section, that train's only going about eight miles an hour.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Oh, so it's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 50:30

So it's it's just barely moving, but still if you took your eyes off the road for a minute or two. That could be a mess. Yeah. Um I'm willing to bet as much as it was, I'd bet if they hit it, it probably would have took it off the tracks.

SPEAKER_02 50:47

That'd be a mess.

SPEAKER_05 50:48

Now, right behind the train engine, the train cars were hauling steel coils.

SPEAKER_02 50:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 50:55

Four coils to a train train.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

Some things come off and unwind.

SPEAKER_05 50:59

Yeah, you might have a little excitement. So yeah, good.

SPEAKER_02 51:05

Where is that at?

SPEAKER_05 51:06

In Mason. Trying to think of where the it's between Cedar and Street and Holt Road. Okay. Um, but yeah, the train tracks, they were they were not in good shape. Well, there's a bunch of standing water around it from all the water. I don't know if it was washing over the tracks and and messed it up, or if a tree uprooted with the high winds and fell like a real big tree, fell down and hit the tracks.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

They get out there to fix it, yeah?

SPEAKER_05 51:32

This afternoon they were out there with the backhoe and a crew out there working on it.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

That's nuts. Yeah. Come on, God, you imagine coming through there clipping? Yeah, fuck. Yeah, I don't know. How about that fucking dude that was stabbing people over in East Lansing yesterday? You hear about that?

SPEAKER_05 51:52

Yeah, he got his ass shot. Yeah. Good for you.

SPEAKER_02 51:54

Rightfully so. Yeah. Fucking idiot. Yeah, stabbed, I don't remember, half a dozen people. What the fuck's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_05 52:02

I never heard.

SPEAKER_02 52:02

I mean, you don't I don't I don't understand people. You hear anything about him? Was he a fucked up dude?

SPEAKER_05 52:10

No, I don't know. I didn't hear much about it. I just heard he was doing some stabbing and the cops did some shooting.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

Get out of the car to shoot him or just fucking pull up and bam! I don't know. That's why I think it'd be sweet to be a cop. Hey, stop being a fuck you. We'd have a lot less problems. That ain't a lie. Pinball Pete, uh my mind's kind of trailing. Yeah. But yeah, East Lancing made me think of it. Is Pinball Pete still open over there?

SPEAKER_05 52:42

I don't know. I mean, the there's still still says it on the door in it. That's why I went by there the other day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

We should go there sometime. Fuck that goddamn expensive ass Dave and Busters.

SPEAKER_05 52:53

Dave and Busters or Zab Zone. They're they're expensive too. Are they? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:57

I played that once in my life. I kind of enjoyed it. What? Zab. Oh, laser tag.

SPEAKER_05 53:02

Yeah. Yeah, we should do that.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

No, what we should do.

SPEAKER_05 53:05

What?

SPEAKER_02 53:07

We could put another event on the page? Yeah. Paintballing.

SPEAKER_05 53:12

Oh, I want to do that, babe.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

I would love to do that.

SPEAKER_05 53:14

Yeah. They got one right around the corner, Potterville.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Do they?

SPEAKER_05 53:16

Oh, that's still open? Oh yeah. Yeah. Lucas was there for a birthday party.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

They rent the guns and all that shit?

SPEAKER_05 53:21

Yep. I'm in.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Yeah, we should do that. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 53:25

That'll be a Bob and Brad event.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

Get that figured out. Find out what it all costs. All right. And then we'll get some people. That'd be a hoop.

SPEAKER_05 53:33

Oh, did you see when the blueberry festival was?

SPEAKER_02 53:36

Uh yes.

SPEAKER_05 53:37

We talked about that on the show.

SPEAKER_02 53:39

Kelly sent it to us the other day. I forgot about the blueberries. Because she had a date and a blueberry, and then she had a date and a cheeseburger. Yeah, that's cheeseburger. I understood the cheeseburger, but I forgot that we talked about blueberries.

SPEAKER_05 53:51

August 9th through the 16th.

SPEAKER_02 53:52

9th through the 16th.

SPEAKER_05 53:54

Is the blueberry festival in Montrose.

SPEAKER_02 53:56

I don't think I got anything going on.

SPEAKER_05 53:58

And then August 14th to the 23rd is cheeseburger.

SPEAKER_02 54:02

That's back-to-back weeks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:05

Like our show on the road.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

We should, right from the blueberry festival. Yeah. I like a blueberry pancake.

SPEAKER_05 54:11

Well, we can do a show while we're eating blueberry pancakes for breakfast.

SPEAKER_02 54:13

Do you like blueberry pancakes?

SPEAKER_05 54:14

Fuck yes, I have.

SPEAKER_02 54:15

How do you like your blueberry pancakes? Because it better be the way I like it, or I'm going to be like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

SPEAKER_05 54:20

Well, it's their blueberry pancakes. They're pancakes with blueberries mixed in the pancakes.

SPEAKER_02 54:24

Thank you. I was at a restaurant. I think it was Nebraska.

SPEAKER_05 54:29

They put them on top. The fuck is that? It's a pancake top of blueberries. Yes. That is not a blueberry pancake.

SPEAKER_02 54:40

I was I almost cried. I was like, what is this? Well, you wanted blueberry pancakes.

SPEAKER_03 54:46

Blueberries go inside. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:48

Sense when you don't get a chocolate chip pancake that's a plain pancake with chocolate chip top.

SPEAKER_02 54:53

Chocolate chip on top. No, you don't. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. Oh. Wife's birthday weekend, uh, April 26th. We usually go to the uh maple syrup festival for that.

SPEAKER_05 55:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:08

And uh we spend about, I don't know, $140 on one bottle of maple syrup. And then we drink. But I like going to the fire hall up there, fire barn. I think it was 12 bucks or 15 last year. All you can eat pancakes, sausage, chocolate milk. I love it. So I'm hoping the weather's decent enough to go eat pancakes. Um, we got a lot of festivals. You know, you think about Michigan, and they do, they got something going on every fucking weekend. You know, we got the Coast Guard Festival, which that's a fucking riot. Yeah, it is. Last year kind of pissed me off every fucking hour. Remember, I had to go stand in line and then I got up there, and then you guys had to move aside so I could be a new customer. Yeah. That's kind of fucked.

SPEAKER_05 56:06

Which we'd have stayed there and just spent money the whole time.

SPEAKER_02 56:09

I'm paying you money.

SPEAKER_05 56:10

Right.

SPEAKER_02 56:10

You know, now these people that bring their little what do you call them? Crotch goblins? Yes. Yeah, bring them in there and then they don't order anything.

SPEAKER_05 56:17

Get the fuck out. Yeah, if you're not if you're not actively spending money, you got to go.

SPEAKER_03 56:24

Um, yeah, so. Now, didn't you guys go with us once to the maple syrup festival? Nope. I don't believe so.

SPEAKER_02 56:35

Maybe I saw Brian and Christy there. Do they frequent the maple syrup festival? Maybe they do. Maybe I saw them there and I thought you were with us.

SPEAKER_05 56:43

I don't know. Now, when you say they got all you can eat pancakes and sausage and chocolate milk. They have sausage links or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 56:51

They are links, which I prefer patties, but them are some damn good links.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 56:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:56

So they're not your run-of-the-mill Johnsonville.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

No. You got a little offended by that. No, they're I don't know what them firemen do, but they make a lot of money on pancakes.

SPEAKER_05 57:10

I'd get on on some pancakes.

SPEAKER_02 57:11

Every year I kind of want to bring my own little bottle of Miss Butterworth because I'm not a big maple syrup fan. Right.

SPEAKER_05 57:19

I'm a I take it or leave it.

SPEAKER_02 57:21

I mean, you can suck the shit out of a tree. I do like making it though.

SPEAKER_05 57:26

Because there's drinking involved. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 57:28

A lot of it. Oh, yeah. So August, that's two weekends, blueberries and then cheeseburgers.

SPEAKER_05 57:37

Yeah. Don't put blueberries on your cheeseburgers.

SPEAKER_02 57:40

Probably well, it could be good.

SPEAKER_05 57:42

Peanut butter on cheeseburger is good.

SPEAKER_02 57:44

You know, a lot of people say that. I can't bring myself to doing it. I love peanut butter and I love a cheeseburger.

SPEAKER_05 57:48

It's good. Yeah. Just a bacon, a little peanut butter, a little cheese, a little barbecue sauce. And then peanut butter.

SPEAKER_02 57:59

With barbecue sauce.

SPEAKER_05 58:00

Yeah. Sweet and savory.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

Yeah, probably won't be trying that in the future. I mean, good for you that you like them different things. But kind of f funny about that.

SPEAKER_05 58:15

We just got eating chicken.

SPEAKER_02 58:16

I did. And I'm eating all sorts of different kinds of chicken. Every week I buy two fucking different soaking devices. Uh marinade. Yeah. And uh yeah, last night we had garlic and onion and we had honey garlic.

SPEAKER_05 58:34

Oh. Now when you uh when you're getting ready to prepare your chicken and you're doing it, are you walking around the kitchen singing bird, bird, bird, b- bird, bird?

SPEAKER_02 58:44

I'm gonna try it next time, see if it tastes better.

SPEAKER_05 58:46

It will.

SPEAKER_02 58:47

Oh, I tell you, the kid moved out, the uh number two and her boyfriend. Finally. Yeah, moved into an apartment.

SPEAKER_05 58:54

Oh. Tired of listening to you and mom knock it out every night, huh?

SPEAKER_02 58:59

I do believe that's an issue. She says, Christ, did you see she posted on Facebook today? It's some dude working out and it says you've got more time than you think. Get with it. No. Alright, so she shared that. I screenshot it. I sent it to her, and I said, Amazing how time exists until it's bedtime, and then you don't have time for this. Yeah. You don't tell me you got more time than you think, and then no. No.

SPEAKER_05 59:35

You want to know why?

SPEAKER_02 59:36

I forgot to turn the goddamn phone on airplane mode.

SPEAKER_05 59:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 59:39

So my watch keeps going.

SPEAKER_05 59:42

It better not be affecting our video.

SPEAKER_02 59:44

That's why I just got up and checked to make sure it's still fucking recorded.

SPEAKER_05 59:46

Um, you know, maybe, maybe she has the time when it's bedtime, but maybe you're too busy harvesting your crops.

SPEAKER_02 59:56

Oh, dude, that farm game fucking I'm I'm doing a little over 1,400 acres. Damn. I've spent probably four mil on tractors, plows, other implements. What kind of tractors? Um, right now I'm buying the new Hallens and the Jim Deers. Apparently they couldn't push through the trademarks.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:23

But why aren't they wanderers?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:26

It should have been wander. That would have been better. I might have to send a send a message to the developer. That would have been really good. Yeah, Juan Deere. Oh, fuck, yeah. I mean, got me a 14-bottom plow the other day. Oh. I can kick out a field in about 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:44

Um I might need to get into this game.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:46

Farm Manager 2026. If you get into it, let me know. I'll let you join our syndicate, farming syndicate.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:53

Uh the the the kid that just moved out, he uh he spent some cashola on the game so he could buy a bunch of money and really boom his farm right away. I won't do that because no. So he started a club. There's five of us in the old farming club. Huh. I got pigs, I got horses, I got chickens. Do you eat them? No, but they give you eggs. I don't know what the pigs does got them today. No, though. Oh no, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:23

Did I say horses? I think so.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:25

What do the horses make?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:26

The horses make manure. I am not gonna say yes, you said horses. I don't recall, and I'm not gonna get burned at the fucking cross for that in another video.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:34

Yes, you are right. And you know what? After now that I I've got the website done, I think now I'm gonna concentrate on getting some uh because I've got like five weeks episodes to pull shit from and make tickets. Yes, you do. Yeah, so now that I finally appeased you and we got the website going, now if you can grant me a little bit of time, I will throw together a bunch of clips.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:01

Perfect.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:02

Uh what else you think we should put on there though? Uh, I don't know. I mean, there's got to be other interesting things. I don't know. I mean, every website I go to, like I've said before, I was uh that's what makes me the most proud. Uh-huh. Is there's not one snippet of porn on our website, and every time I get on the computer, I end up on porn.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:26

So you can't mix business with pleasure.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:29

No, you cannot. And I I stayed on that. I started to veer, and I came back. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:35

Well, you know, that's that's that's good, kind of, but I do like my porn too.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:41

So um thinking if I watch it a little bit less, I won't miss getting it so much.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:46

Yeah. So I printed off those uh QR codes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:52

That we would we're gonna start leaving them when we pay our bill at the restaurant. Just leave them on the table.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:58

Maybe somebody'll How are you gonna bring them along with you?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:02

Probably just gonna put a paperclip over them.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:05

Like bring dozen or so?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:06

Well, I'll probably keep them on my truck. Oh, and then just when I'm going into a place, I'll grab it and take it with me. But they need to be cut in straight lines. Because there's what eight to a page?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:19

Ten.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:20

Ten to a page. So I'm gonna ask Nettie, one of our good listeners, if uh if she will cross cover. She's got one of them one of them cleaver things like back in the elementary days. So they got one at work. I'm hoping Nettie will uh do that for us because you know she likes to support the show. It would be handy.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:44

Yeah, so otherwise you gotta sit there and ask the waitress for her scissors.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:51

She's a lesbian, she might say, No, I don't want a scissor.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:55

Um, yeah, I think that might get us some more, but oh, we got like 60 views on our webpage. We're up to like 278 people on our Facebook. So we're slowly we're getting there. We're slowly climbing.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:08

We're gaining traction. It's an uphill battle. But yeah, we're getting there.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:14

So I mean, all these guys uh spent time in wars trying to take the same hill three days in a row.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:21

Now you can relate.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

No, you're paying because we ain't getting nowhere here.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:25

You know, another thing I want to I want to get some input from our listeners, because we don't get enough of that. But what I want to get some input in is I am in the market for a new pellet grill, potentially.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:40

Mine give up fixing that one.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:42

Well, I haven't even started on it. Oh but it's it's been a great smoker. It's a green mountain grill, GMG. I've got zero complaints about it. Love it, does a great job. I fucked up and broke the auger in it, and I need to tear into it to fix it. And I probably can fix it, but if I can't fix it, I have to buy a part and you have to buy the whole assembly, and I'm gonna sink 300 bucks into it.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:08

Why a new one?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:09

So at that point, I instead of putting money into that, I'm thinking I might go a new one. I like Green Mountain Grill, I think they do a great job, but if somebody else has something different, I'm interested in hearing about it, and I want real world experience. I don't want what you read on the internet. I want people that are real to give me their idea. Well.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:40

I'm giving you my idea. Let's hear it. Dollars to donuts. Okay. You can't beat Pit Boss. The thing, you gotta buy the right one. They've got like six really good ones. They're cheap enough where it breaks, put on Facebook. I got a scrap model, they come, they get it.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:01

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:02

I don't I've had my smoker for probably 12 years, and I've had the pellet grill for five or well, six years, and I've got zero complaints. Okay. Except for my only complaint is I wish they broke the temperatures down in quarters instead of fifties, which I'm sure the newer ones do. You know, like 325, 350, 375. Mine is 3350. It's six years old. My biggest complaint is why are people spending three, four, five grand on a Yoder? Yeah. I unless that's gonna walk into my kitchen, get my beef out, fix it the way I like it, and put it on the smoker itself, I fail to see. I get it. This corner is just as hot as this corner is just as hot as the center.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:02

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:03

But if you're not catering, why spend that kind of money?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:08

I think I can touch a little bit on it.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:10

I'd like to hear it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:12

Do I think they're worth what they cost? I don't really think. I don't know. But what I can tell you is the material that's the metal that it's made out of is a lot thicker. So it's gonna last longer. And it will use less pellets over time because it's thicker, holds the heat in better.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:43

Maintains.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:44

And I think that they have a better um computer in them for the regulation. And yes, I think you get even heat across them. So are they superior? 100% they are. Brian has the odor, and it's phenomenal, it works great, and it probably weighs three times what yours or mine is. Oh, yeah. Because it's built with a higher quality, thicker metal on it. It's gonna be heavier. So do I think it's worth it? Or I'm sorry, do I think that it's gonna cook pork chops better than a pit boss? Not necessarily cook them better. Right. But will it do it more times over?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:36

Yes, I think.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:39

So I you're you're you're getting more value or you're getting more more of a product for the higher price, and I think it'll outlast our Green Mountains pit bosses and all. So so at that point you look at it as an investment.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:58

Well, that's a big investment.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:59

It is, but if it's gonna last you twenty years, well then it's gonna pay for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:04

Then it's worth it.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:05

So it's just one of them things where you have to have a market for everybody.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:10

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:11

And if I had the extra money sitting around right now, I'd probably go buy one. Would you? I think I would. But I don't have the extra money to spend like that. Get a second job. I do have. Get a third.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:29

I do have. Well, then you don't have the extra money to spend on that. So I'm not buying one. Well, good. At least you know what you got. Yeah. But yeah, it's I don't know. I I look at some of them setups and I get it. You know, a lot of them. Well, the other one, uh it starts with an M. Uh Mastercraft, I think is the name of it. Master Chef. Master Chef, maybe. I've never had one, but I know a couple guys that do, and they love them.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:58

I've heard good things about those. They're super. Somebody was just talking to me about them, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:02

You know. Um and you get to that cheap level, I'm wondering, like, God.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:06

I'm not afraid to go with another Green Mountain. Because that one's seven years old.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:12

And it's what was it when you bought it new?

SPEAKER_05 1:10:15

Like 700 bucks.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:16

Seven years? That's not bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:18

No. You know, I mean a hundred bucks a year to cook?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:22

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:22

Sure, not bad. Um, there's the Z grills. There's the Grilla grills.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:28

I haven't heard of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:29

My dad has one and my buddy Ray has one. Um, and they love them. They're great. There's Rec Tech.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:37

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:38

Weber is in the game.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:40

They've come a long way.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:41

Well, the Webbers, when I bought mine, were shit. But apparently their newer ones are pretty cat's ass.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:50

Yeah, I heard they've come a long way.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:52

And then there's um Traeger. Which I think is They were the trendsetters of the Pellet Grills.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:59

You know who Traeger is? They're under Armour in the grilling world. Okay. They came out with a very good marketing.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:08

Yes. You know swooped everybody up.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:11

Yep. Just off of marketing.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:13

Yeah. But then they sold out to an overseas company.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:17

Oh, they did.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:18

Yes. And then they started getting cheap. So I personally will not buy a tregger. Yes, they were the the guys that started the pellet grills for the general public. But I'm not I'm not doing a tragor.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:34

I'll tell you, I like the pellet grill way better than a fucking charcoal grill. So don't forget it. Food-wise? If you got the patience, it does taste better on charcoal.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:46

Well, I love using my charcoal grill.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:47

Hands down.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:48

But I don't always have the time for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:49

No, you don't. It's timely. And you got a gas one too for the quick days, right? Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:57

And if you if you're hosting and you're barbecuing, I want to be chumming it up. I want to be throwing some cornhole.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:08

I don't want to be throwing charcoal.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:10

I don't want to be babysitting a temperature gauge that I gotta go adjust vents and all that, which the the Weber kettle grill is phenomenal and it does a great job regulating it. But if I'm I want to put it in there and got an app on my phone, it's cooking, life's good. Right. Let's keep drinking, let's keep throwing cornhole bags, let's uh do whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:37

Speaking of cornhole, I'm thinking about putting in uh horseshoes in my house. I've been wanting to do it for the last couple years. This year might be the year.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:46

I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:48

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:48

I got an idea.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:49

I think I know where this might be going. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:52

Do you?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:53

Maybe.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:54

When I come over to dig out the fire pit, we'll dig up some horseshoe pits and get some sand and get a nice bed. That's a bed sand for your horseshoe. I love playing horseshoes.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:06

We should do that.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:08

Yeah. Thing I don't like, you look around at horseshoes. I like the old one-piece rods. You drive it in the ground through the shoes. Well, all these fucking things you find now are two-piece, three-piece rods. Yeah, and they're flimsy as fuck. Right. You can you get a steel fucking I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:27

Well, you just gotta make sure it's right diameter and a solid bar.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:30

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:31

Yeah, we can do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:33

We'll figure it out. I do like throwing horseshoes. I get why the bag throwing kind of took over it. It's easier. It's mobile. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:42

But horseshoes is fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:44

It is. And I love the ching.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:47

Horseshoes and hand grenades.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:49

God damn right. I'd love to throw a hand grenade.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:54

Me too. Actually, there's some flashbangs and some um smoke grenades and all that that you can get online. Can normal folk buy flashbangs?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:08

Or similar?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:09

Yeah, you the one particular place that sells them, you gotta go through their online course. Watch videos.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:16

What's that? Set it, don't pick it up? Probably. Probably.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:21

I think I'm gonna get some this year.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:22

I think it'd be a fucking riot.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:24

Yeah. We'll throw them out there and we'll run around and BAM! Act like we're going after the enemy.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:33

Get some before we go to paintball.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:36

Deal.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:37

Yeah. Yep. Toss one out there, stun them, shoot them.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:40

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:42

We're gonna have to figure that out because I would be a hoot. Oh, the problem is, is summer's so fucking short, dude. Our yeah, we're night, we're supposed to be nice weather for like eight months.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:52

But that window's really well because you factor in the shitty rainy weather in the spring.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:58

And then you get the low temperatures in the fall. So our summer is only about three, three months.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:06

This year's really gonna suck balls. My first part of summer. Graduation party, graduation party, graduation party, graduation party. Please nobody get fucking married this year because I need some me time.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:16

Well, if you get married, he ain't coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:19

Swing through there and eat.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:21

Yeah. And drink your beer.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:24

Yeah, I'd yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:26

And Brad ain't bringing a plus one, he's bringing a plus three.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:29

That's right. Gotta bring those abroad. That's right. Yep. Told him I'd feed him tonight. Um, we went out to the corner landing. You ever go there? No, I'm out there on 66 and uh Grand River by Ionia. You guys should go out there and eat sometime.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:44

I feel like I've been there once.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:46

Man, well, we did have breakfast there once. Me, you, Brian, Christy, the wives. We did uh when we're going uh was it when we're going up the ball? No. Yeah, when we're going up the ball. Okay, yeah. Yeah, but uh since then they've gotten new owners, and I went up there and got an open face beef sandwich the other night.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:05

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:08

Good? That was good. I do like that. You can give me a prime rib or an open face sandwich. I'm going for the open face every time just because and I got belly ache halfway through because I was too full. But I didn't pay fifteen dollars to throw food away, so I fought through it.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:25

No, that's what you are as a trooper.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:28

You're a little trooper. Well piggy. You're right, though. I can't read this motherfucker hardly.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:37

I need to get Brad some readers, okay, apparently, to keep at the studio.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:41

Oh, yeah, your whole regular chew versus pouches thing that we talked about.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:46

I wanted to say something earlier that I don't like about the pouches. Is everywhere you go now, like you go to a public park, you go to where I'm going. Yeah, pisses me off. Throw the fuckers in the toilet like any other good human being. Oh, in the trash.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:02

Or trash. Throwing the motherfuckers in the toilet. Fucking piss every time I go into spandex, there's some cocksucker at Spandex, or as the normal world calls it, tailgators. There's somebody in there every day, because I go there to fuel up my truck at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:21

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:22

And every fucking day I go in there to take a piss, some cocksucker has spit his fucking pouches in that urinal.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:29

Why? There's a trash can on the way in.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:31

There's a trash can next to every fucking pump. There's a trash can at the door. There's a trash can in the fucking bathroom. Quit spitting your fucking pouches in the urinal. Somebody's got to clean that up. It's bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:44

Looks like a bunch of tampons just floating down in there.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:49

Even your regular long cut.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:51

Oh, don't do that. I will sometimes just before I pee, and then I'll blast it all away.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:59

Oh, like it takes you back to your childhood when you're pissing on church? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:02

But I get it down the drain before I leave. I'm not going to leave a wad sitting down.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:06

I mean, it's just why would you why would you spit the fucker in the urinal?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:11

People are lazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:15

It's not even lazy. You walk past three fucking trash cans.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:19

Spit in the fucking garbage. Nobody should have to fucking clean up your chew from the fucking urinal when you can throw it right in the trash can.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:29

Yep. Pretty soon we're going to be banned from chewing anywhere. And it should be, because the fucking people are pigs. We've gotten emails. We got a text. Just one. So not taking it too seriously. But it but quite a few emails and quite a few C in-person verbals. If you back up episode seven, eight, or nine, we talked about having some guests on episode ten. Then we weren't comfortable with episode ten coming so quick. Then 15 showed up. Yep. And then we went to 20. And when we hit 25. Now we're two from 30. Everybody says you guys promised the wives.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:29

Oh, yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:31

And I'm getting quite a few people that are um rather upset because they feel as though they were misled. So we're gonna have to get that set.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:43

Okay. Well, let me let me put this out there for all those people that are concerned.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:47

Because we are concerned as well.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:50

We may not be married anymore. They don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:52

Right.

unknown 1:19:53

Well.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:54

Nah, I just had my 14th anniversary. Right. So I said. Um the problem with that, and and it has not gone unnoticed. We hear you, we appreciate you, and we want the same thing. But every week we talk to the two of them. Are you ready? Well, I don't think I'm ready. Well, how about now? Well, I don't think we're ready. And it's not just one, it's both. And they they keep not showing up.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:31

Well, both are teetering.

unknown 1:20:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:33

Now I think it because she's she's ready. So now we gotta get the other one ready. Till it's time. And then we gotta do it because like right now it's not a good season for it.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:43

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:44

Once we take this traveling show on the road, it'll be easier. But there's no fucking way I'm gonna get her out here on a Thursday. Right. In time. Because I don't want to be up all night doing this.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:57

And by God, let me tell you, when them two cackling hens get on the air.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:02

You might be sending an email saying, ooh.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:06

We're sorry for pushing. Because I'm sure they're gonna just go on and on.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:14

It's gonna be one way or the other, or they're gonna sit there and go. And you're not gonna know they're there if we didn't have video. Yeah. So we will get them, but it's gonna be closer to the warmer months when we got more time. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:28

Yep. So they're coming. They're just ready to start breathing hard. They're coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:35

And you know, don't remind me every day. Give me at least four weeks before you remind me again. We will make it happen. And it'll be good.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:48

Uh even if we have to stick our hand up their ass and make them talk like a puppet.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:54

I'll do that. That's weird. Hand fits fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:03

Fourteen years. Putting up with that for 14 years. Yeah. God bless her.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:08

Well, she tells everybody that I'm a rescue on the dog page. Like an old dog. Yeah. Well, on that note, I think, uh, unless you've got anything else.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:20

No, I'm just gonna have another beer, but I think we can hang her up right here.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:24

All right. As always, go to the website, the new website. Perpetuallywrong.com. Or you can text 616-528-8293.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:37

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SPEAKER_05 1:22:41

And if you're gonna talk, if you're gonna send an email, please, for the love of God.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:47

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SPEAKER_05 1:22:49

Be everybody should strive to be a Jason Witt.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:52

Yes, they should.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:54

Email subject episode, whatever episode it is, give a little timestamp. You know how much shit we talk about on a daily basis without the microphones?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:07

A lot.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:08

I don't know whether I'm coming or going after that.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:10

Blurred lines.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:12

And that's so hard. Have you experienced that? Um hey, remember when you guys were talking about I don't.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:19

No. You know. What episode was it? Ooh, it was episode three. Well, how the fuck do I remember episode three? That was 30 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:28

I remember our first, though.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:29

Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:30

You'll never forget your first.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:34

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SPEAKER_00 1:23:41

Comment. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:42

Yeah. So on that note, as always, stay positive, test negative, and we'll catch you on the next one.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:49

Bye.