Episode 29

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You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the B Zomer BCR Studios. Um, gotta start plugging BCR a little bit because we're running out of beer. This is true. We don't want to ruffle feathers.

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Uh-huh. Um fact a comment was made about that.

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Did he make a comment about it?

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Yeah, I said, man, we're about out of bushlight. Oh, I didn't even know we were still on the show. He says, Oh, it is as dumber's this, dumbers that. I says, Boy, that jealousy does not look good on you. It's a bad look.

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You know, and it's hard to squeeze everybody in every week. Yeah. So, yeah. Maybe the the B and B Zomer stands for BCR Zomer.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Or you want to look at it there. We've been mentioning it all the time, Evan.

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Yeah, and you just you just don't want to see it.

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Um before I get into this.

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Uh-huh.

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What's this? Oh, that.

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Yeah, that. Uh the listeners can't see it. Wow. Um. You quit chewing.

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I did.

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Three days. Uh it was more than three. Sunday.

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Sunday. Monday.

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Tuesday. Oh, almost four. And most all of the things.

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Well, I'll take back what I said. You almost made it four days.

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Yeah.

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Feel better now that you're back?

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Well, I quit chewing tobacco.

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How did you quit chewing tobacco? What what put that knife in the coffin for you?

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You were there. Uh Saturday night. We were we were uh tying one on at one of our favorite bars. The diesel tap. The diesel tap, yep. And uh Brian said, You oughta fucking quit that shit. And I said, You're right, I should. He says, then you should do it right now. I says, Done. And I threw my can of chew down. And then things escalated quickly.

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When he grabbed your chew, opened it up, and shoves it down his pants, rubs his balls all over all 27 pouches.

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That was Darnell, though. Yeah. It wasn't Brian, that was Darnell.

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I said, wow, that's a way to get a guy to commit. Yeah.

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Never touch it again.

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Till today.

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Today I was needing a little fix, a little something. And so I thought, you know what? The tobacco was, and boy, did we get burned at the cross from last week.

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Oh, dude.

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Nicotine is in fact what's addictive.

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And it is. That's what he says.

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But tobacco is what is cancer causing. So I'm I have quit the tobacco. I bought a can of Zen and popped one of them in.

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All's right in the world.

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Well, more than right. I mean, I got after being a few days like that without it, and I put the old Zen in, they ought to change them motherfuckers to zip.

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Which one did you get? Those are the milligram ones, too?

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The six milligram, yeah.

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So middle of the road? Three, six, nine?

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Yeah, I think they even make twelve now, but you better be a bigger man than I am if you're taking the twelves.

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No, them nines I tried kicked my ass.

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Yeah, so I I I probably should have bought a threes, but I said fuck it. I put one in. It only lasted about uh 20 minutes before I was like, holy shit. Like fucking zip.

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Well, take it out, set it aside before you pass out if you need to.

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Yeah, yeah. So the I got my second one in right now for the day. And you know, good going good. Life's good.

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24, 48, 96, second one in 96 hours is pretty good.

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Yeah.

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I think so. Um I'll tell you, I was I felt You sounded like you're an orange fucker too this morning.

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I felt sluggish. I felt like I I couldn't hardly stay awake.

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Those are the drawbacks.

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Yeah, the nicotine definitely uh gives you a little uh how many more pounds of food do you think you ate in the last four days?

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Because that's what happens to me.

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You know, the hunger wasn't there until yesterday, and oh my god, I could have ate fucking every bit of food that got put in front of me. I couldn't get full.

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I think that's why cigarette smokers are generally skinny.

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Yeah, and then and then they you know they quit smoking, they pump right up. So yeah, no, I uh I I'm gonna I'm gonna maybe do the the Zens, see if I can maybe slowly wean myself off of that. Um we talked about ELP last week. I was gonna buy a can of that.

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Can't keep it on the shelves.

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They were out of stock. Um and then I did find out that ELP does a caffeine pouch.

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I thought so.

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Talking to the kid at the store today.

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Yep.

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He says, Oh my god, those caffeine pouches are that's where it's at. He says, Them things are all there. And I said, like, like, shoot me straight. Because they don't even sell them there. He gets them online. Right. I said, shoot me straight. I said, if if you pop one of them in there, like, do you notice it? He says, Oh my god, it's a game changer.

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I don't think you can do, I don't think you can sell the caffeine ones. Probably not. Here, because it is all online.

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Right. So he said, he can drink energy drinks, nothing. They don't do anything for him. He said, but he puts a caffeine Alp in, and he's like, whoa. He's like, I popped one in, and I was up till five o'clock in the morning. But I was playing video games.

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Trying.

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Oh, I'm gonna buy a can or two, six, or whatever.

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Oh, I'd buy and buy at least the five pack.

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Yeah. Oh, I can share them with my buddies. Right.

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Come in. Yeah. Um speaking of getting burned at the cross for the whole nicotine thing. Yeah. Um, that was partially uh Jason Witt. And uh I I got this new thing here. It's an iPad, so I can kind of keep up on stuff.

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Oh, yeah.

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Look at you. Mr. Tech. He did a pretty good job. I asked him. I said, we'd like to have you on the show sometime. Well, then he wanted to uh know what his travel rate was. He wanted an apparel allowance, uh, a whole bunch of other shit. Who does he think we are? And who does he think he is? Hey, David Letterman. I mean, I'd fly him here.

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I wouldn't. Really? No. Is he even alive still?

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Oh, he's gotta be. I would have heard it if he died. I don't know. But at 1349 last week, when we were talking about big brown guys, big fat fuckers that come from an island, and you said Samoan?

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Like the girl stole cookies?

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You said Somalians.

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Somalian, whatever.

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Yes. And he says, no dipshits. Samoans. Look it up. Samoans play in the NFL. Somalians steal nine billion dollars in Minnesota tax dollars.

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Oh, he's right.

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Uh-huh. When he hit the tax dollar thing, I went, oh yeah. Light bulb. Yep. Now the rock is part Samoan, right? I think so. I think that's where he gets his brown skin from. Yeah, his big not a fan of the tattoo.

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Yeah, I've never really paid attention to his tattoos.

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No.

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So I couldn't I couldn't.

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I lay in bed quite often and just Yeah. I'm not surprised. Try to get her to look over so she sees it. Maybe she get a little ready to go. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking spent that whole week in Florida. Goddamn ocean salt water, pool salt water, the hot tub salt water. And you know that clam only opened once. Did you get the pearl? I did not. I wasn't even concerned about the pearl for this. This is all for me.

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Did you give a pearl?

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Oh, I did. Yeah, yeah. She she wore all 37 pearls. Fucking what a crock of shit. So what what do you got going on here? Alright. I'm gonna read this. So, Jason, when you decide to say no dipshit, that's not what the stripe meh, go to Google. Fact check, motherfucker. Black and brown stripes on the progress pride flag.

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Correct.

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Yes. The black stripes. Well, okay, so you got your L's, your G's, your Bs, your T's, your Q's.

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Elemental P's.

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Do you know which one is which? Nope. Okay. I do know that me and you both reside in the blue. Right here? Yep. You got the downslope, I got the upslope. We've got the pink women, which are straight women.

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Smushed up against us. Yeah. They're right between us like they wanna be.

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That's right. Um the white, I forget what the white's for. Confused. Oh yeah, the ones that don't know. Yeah. Confused orientations.

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Yes.

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And then the brown is you have pride in migrants.

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Okay.

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Yep. And your black is obviously for racial depression. But it also stands for two things. What's the other thing you think? HIV AIDS awareness. And I don't know why they call it HIV AIDS awareness. Because HIV is the start to AIDS.

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Is that how it goes?

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And I figure if I got HIV.

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AIDS is coming. Something was coming.

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Merry Christmas. You got the next step. So yeah. Um these people, not a big fan of. These two, they're alright guys. That blue. Yeah. So basically what that is is a pecking order.

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Okay.

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White women with regular men. And then these guys, they get the chunkier, the ones that know how to cook. And then these guys, although they haven't been following the rules for years, they're supposed to take the fat ones that we don't want, the fat white ones.

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We gotta get you a better point of finger. Should have had my laser point. We should have.

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So Lucas has one. That's kind of disappointing through the years that they have basically said we don't care what the rules were, we're taking the hot ones.

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Well, you know.

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I mean to each their own.

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Rules were meant to be broken, I suppose.

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I guess.

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Yeah. But anyway, that was sent in to to the studio from one of the listeners.

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Glad that came in your mailbox.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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But so we're gonna honor it for an episode.

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Or two.

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Think the tape's that good? We'll see. I know this whole month is supposed to be for these people, right? Is it this month? I think it is. And a lot of companies said we're not doing that.

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Well, I I have an issue with it because you're like boosting it up.

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Making it.

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They want to be treated as normal. Equal. Equal. But then they have to have their own specialty, yada yada yada. We're not gonna elaborate on it. We're not gonna we're not gonna piss everybody off by talking about it.

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My ancestors had a flag that made them proud, and we're not allowed to display that anywhere.

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Right.

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So Why can't we bring that back?

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Live your life. Walk down the street as normal.

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You know what flag I'm talking about? Looks like two backwards Z.

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Jump. Jump.

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But I mean, you fly your flag. Why can't we?

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And it's it's I don't know. I don't know. But anyway.

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Who's the nicest gay person you know? Nice person.

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Like personally person I know. I don't can't think of who I know. You don't know how gay get people? I mean, I do, but it's like you put me on the spot. I can't think of who I know.

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Yeah, I was hoping you didn't say you, because I'm like, I don't know either.

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Right.

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Correct. That'd be kind of you don't get it unless you subscribe. Right. Which that new website has really taken shape. So it's really we're doing good. So again, that's perpetually wrong.com. Take you right to the page. Oh, yeah.

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Um but we need more pages on there. I don't know what's going on.

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Yeah, we're working on it. Yeah. Um there is a uh supporter page on there.

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Yes, there is. Please help.

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Yeah.

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I could use the hope.

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Me too.

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I can use a lot of hope.

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Yeah. And it's just 33 cents a day.

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Or 63 if you're compounding for correct. Yeah. Um today. You're usually a pretty reserved gentleman. And I'm gonna let this slide with uh must have been the lack of nicotine. Okay. But uh rumor mill is uh because I saw it on the way way to the studio, you know, you get them signs that you guys put up that says like accident ahead. Yeah. Shit like that.

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Yeah.

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It says disgruntled them dot worker ahead. Please don't exit.

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I said, I bet I know that guy. There may have been a little bit of an issue this morning. Uh we're not gonna go too in depth on it.

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No, we don't want anything incriminating.

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But when somebody has a ramp closed down and there are trucks and flashers and arrows telling you, no, you can't come down this ramp. Do not take it upon yourself to drive around those trucks through the grass where there is somebody working around a blind corner of a ramp that you can't see, and you're gonna run them over. Be courteous to the people that are out there working on that.

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You wear a vest? Absolutely. What color? Yellow or orange?

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Yellow. With reflective silver on it.

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Those are the only ones I like. I don't like the orange.

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Yeah, and I mean we had an incident today. Somebody totally drove around our trucks. There was guys out there working on the road, and you could have hit them. They want to go home to their family.

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Just like you do.

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Just like everybody else does. And it's actually today.

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And is it because they're in a hurry? Well, that, and they think the rules don't apply to them. They're looking at the phone. This is where I always get off.

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No, they weren't looking on the phone. They had to fucking stop on the highway and make a 90-degree turn through the grass to get onto that ramp around the tracks. So he worked for it. Yeah, yeah. You knew what you were doing was wrong.

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No, I'm not a real big self-driving car guy. Uh-huh. But when you guys close you close that ramp, ramp, does like somebody have to put that in a computer so these self-driving cars know?

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No.

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How does do you have any idea how that works?

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I think they work off cameras and views and all that stuff, and they see, oh, I can't get over there, there's a vehicle there, or whatever.

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Then reroutes you like a GPS would.

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I would assume so. But this wasn't a self-driving car, so there's that.

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I'm glad you didn't go off half-cocked and start a bigger problem.

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Well, you it the potential is there. Let's just let's just put it that way. And um, you know, just be mindful. It's actually this week is work zone national work zone safety awareness week.

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And that's to keep you guys safer. Yeah.

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So people are supposed to educate themselves on paying attention. Oh.

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Do you guys take a class on that?

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There's classes offered all over the US for stuff like that. I wasn't in any classes.

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When's the last time you had to go to school for work?

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Last year we did a guardrail class. Um we do that every once in a while. Um gotta do do a class coming up for um updating our equipment operating cards and all that stuff. Standard.

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Just like hey, I did learn this again.

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Yeah, yeah. So um one thing that seems to be frustrating at work, and it's not just me at work, but it's everybody that's out doing stuff outside, you know. It's the time of the year. Everybody wants to get out. Everybody's cooped up in their house, they want to get out and do some yard work.

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And then today's the first very nice day in a while. It's 80 degrees today.

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Yeah, beautiful. But people want to get out, they're cooped up in the house, they want to take their dogs out, take them for a walk, play in the yard, throw the ball, walk around in the woods, drive to a construction zone. You're niggas just gonna keep hammering that.

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I mean, how fucking stupid are you?

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But one thing that has gotten really, really, really bad over the last probably four years that I can think of is ticks. Oh. Ticks have gotten out of hand. And you see ads all over the place that the the Lyme disease has gone up over 200% in the state of Michigan, which there wasn't very many cases to begin with, but now they're starting to develop more cases.

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But every year they say they're worse than last year.

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Yeah, and they and they are. In fact, I know this because I live it every day. Yesterday, I had two ticks that I had crawling across my leg from just getting out of the truck and doing something on the side of the highway. Them, you wouldn't believe how many ticks live right on the edge of the highway.

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Do you tuck your pants into your socks like you see some of these hunters do?

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No.

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Well, try it.

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I don't ever get them down in my pants.

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Well, they gotta get in there somewhere.

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They crawl up my legs and I catch them, or they crawl up my arms or whatever. But, you know, everybody needs to be mindful of the ticks. They're getting worse every year. Why they're getting worse, I don't know. People will tell you it's because we don't have hard winters anymore. Well, we had a pretty hard winter last winter.

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I think what it is, is people don't have home chickens like they used to.

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I don't and I don't know that that's all true either. I don't that people say possums eat all the ticks. They don't.

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They're lazy. Possums get get because there's a lot of ticks out there.

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Possums get actually covered in ticks. They can't eat all them ticks off of them. There's no way.

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Isn't that why the babies ride on their backs?

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I have no idea why they ride on their backs.

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I thought they wrote on there to eat the ticks.

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But no, there's the the tick population is getting bad. So everybody be mindful. You should get a collar. Yeah, I'm just gonna walk around with a fucking tick collar.

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Like they put on dogs. Put it around your wrist like I don't think that matters.

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We have we have some really good spray.

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When I'm visiting you in the hospital, I can't believe my buddy's dying from Lyme disease. And the doctor looks at me and he says, See this? I wear my tick bracelet every time I'm outside. Keeps me safe. I'm gonna rewind to episode 29. Yeah. About seven or eight, ten minutes in. Try twenty. Twenty. Yeah. And I'm gonna play it for you.

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Okay.

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Well you won't even give it a thought.

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Regardless. I want everybody to be aware. And check yourself. Check your animals.

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Now will ticks bite everybody?

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Like will they burrow in? They burrow right in, yeah. Yep.

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Anybody.

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Yeah. They they don't care.

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See them pictures of them dogs in the whole roof of their mouth just coding I fought.

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So yeah, they're they're they're vicious, they're nasty, they're they they crawl wherever they can find something to crawl on. They they look for a host anywhere that they can.

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Speaking of crawling.

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Yep.

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Somewhat. If you haven't seen it, rush on over to the old Facebook page. The kids are doing this thing called sea lion.

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Yep. The sea lion.

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Bobby's got a nice 48-second video of doing the sea lion.

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They do it so much better than I do.

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I think you did a good job.

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I tried. I gave it my all.

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Yeah. If you were wearing short pants, I don't think you could have got your legs up there.

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Yep. In fact, in order to get my legs up like I did, I had to have Lucas and Kelly help me get my pants so I could. Oh, so you were locked in. Oh yeah.

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Do whatever you want now.

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Yeah. And then toward the end of the video, I tried getting a little more aggressive and more, and the old belly high-sided almost rolled over.

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That would have been something. You know, you talk about the guardrail you do at work. Yeah. You guys ever mend fences?

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Yes.

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I did that Saturday. You did? I did. Uh Miss Julie.

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You did.

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I did. Yes. I it took a lot of work on my part. As it should have. We come together.

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There's even a picture of it. There is. Yeah.

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Oh, she's so happy in that picture. So, gee Christ, you'd swear to God this was Christmas.

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Now if you could just get Katie's fence pulled a little tighter.

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Katie's a little bit of a looser canon. Um I don't think she's is accepting as of change as uh I don't know. Well. Part of it is I might have mentioned to a couple people when she is an earshot that I was looking for a house.

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So she was just looking at dollar signs. I don't like him, but I'll take his money.

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Oh, that was a good time there Saturday.

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Absolutely. It was a lot of fun.

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I'm glad we did that. Yep.

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Got to see some familiar faces.

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And some new faces for me. You've seen it.

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Yeah, it was a good time. Nice little get together, nice gathering. It's always fun there. You ever go canoeing? No. No, and I won't.

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My kid sent me this meme the other day, and it said, Don't be afraid to go out kayaking. Those four hours will be the best eight hours of your day. And you'll remember it 12 hours later or something. I liked canoeing. I used to a lot, and we used to do it every year. But well, you get it. Well, you did tubing this year. I did tubing last year. Doesn't it seem like, God damn, is this ever going to end though?

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Oh no, it was fun. But the river was moving fairly quick when we did it. Oh, so you were zipping. It was well, we weren't zipping, but it moved along pretty good.

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Boy, once that slows down or you get to a wide spot, it's kind of like a whole mess of us tied together. You do that again?

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Yeah, yeah. We're actually going to do it again. We've been talking about it. You have to come with us.

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Hastings again? Yep. Yep. Yeah. That's a good spot. They drop you off up there.

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It was perfect. It was a lot of fun.

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And it's just long enough.

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Yep. Yep. I think we were a little quicker just because, like I said, the river was up and it was flowing pretty good. But it uh it went by good. It was fun.

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Lots of summer activities coming. We're gonna be busy.

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We're gonna be busier in a one-legged Indian and an ass kicking contest.

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Maple syrup festival in Vermontville's this week, huh?

SPEAKER_01 23:45

Yeah, yeah. We talked about that on the show. Yeah. Take Trish there, her birthday's coming up, right?

SPEAKER_02 23:50

We need somebody to tell her that when the weather's in the high 60s, it's not too cold.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

Nope. Nope. Take advantage of the days you got.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

Because you don't know when your last one will be.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

And that's why you got a goddamn coat. Put a coat on. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:05

Put your jacket on. Jump on the back of that bike.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Furnace on or off at your house.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

Depends on the day around here.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

Have you noticed the last two or three nights how fucking hot it seems to get at night?

SPEAKER_01 24:21

Yeah. And you know what I do? I turn the air on.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Oh, it's here.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

We've already had the air on. Have you really? Absolutely. Guy at work was like, you turned your air on? I says, fuck yeah. It was 73 degrees in the house when I woke up. I said, that is too hot. I can't sweat in bed. We won't turn our air on in April. There ain't no way. I says, what the fuck does it matter what month it is? It matters what the temperature is. Yeah. And if it's fucking hot in my house, I'm going to be comfortable turning the air on. If it's cold, I'm going to switch the air off and turn the fucking furnace on.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

Right back to it.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Yeah. That's the cool thing about modern technology is you can fucking flip a switch and have whatever you want.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Are you still flipping switches?

SPEAKER_01 24:56

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, we got the old style. Not not the dial, but you gotta buy yourself a smart.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Yeah, and then you can just do it from home. Paul Barnes got one.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

Does it? Yep. Well, priorities. Paul Barnes got a got a smart smart thermostat.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

What's that heat off of?

SPEAKER_01 25:11

You got a thermos out there out there. Oh yeah. Yep. And thinking about putting a mini split on it for air conditioner. I was gonna do a window shaker for it, and I think that would be fine.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

Did you ever get it cleaned out?

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Oh, it's a lot cleaner than it was. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I made some good pressure. You gotta start somewhere. Oh yeah. Yeah, and Friday's my day off, and it's supposed to be raining, so if it's raining, I'll probably shoot out there and work some more, get stuff taken care of.

SPEAKER_02 25:37

It's kinda hard to get into.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

I stood out in the garage the other day and just kind of mine was overwhelming, so I took all the big stuff, took it right out. That way I had some space, I started sweeping up floor, started finding shit that needed to be thrown away, threw that away, got some of the big construction trash bags out, took care of that. Yeah, good to go.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

But yeah, father-in-law came up the other day, he wanted a big trash bag to cover up one of his little trees the night it was supposed to frost. Uh-huh. And I says, Yep, I'll go get it. Well no, I can go out there to the garage and get it. I can find it. And I said, Oh no, you can't. Now, typically, by this time of year, I've got it all cleaned out. And he would walk out there and say, Oh, there's the trash bags.

SPEAKER_01 26:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 26:23

But now I gotta move 75 goddamn things, pull the truck out, turn it around. That's a goddamn mess. I gotta get the bike out, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

You had it out the one time. I did. I got out, took it up to town. We'll give it a good bath. Not again since?

SPEAKER_01 26:36

Not since then, nope. Yeah, I gotta but it's been raining almost every fucking day.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

Oh, fuck. Was it foggy out here this morning?

SPEAKER_01 26:42

Oh yeah. Whoo? Yep, real foggy.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

Yep. Um so now let's let's get into the old meat and potatoes of the show and talk about stuff that people want to know.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

I wasn't done talking about the ticks.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Oh. Let's travel back in time. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

The you know, we talked about why there continue to get more and more and more.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Oh, we have more.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

But I don't I don't know why there's more. But it almost makes me want to jump down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole.

SPEAKER_02 27:15

You think we're being planted?

SPEAKER_01 27:16

And I'm wondering if there's a reason why we're getting more and more and more, because we want more people to get sick and we want more people and we want more health care dollars. Now I do think that's if they wanted to keep them at bay, they would. Why did they go away and why there was hardly any of them ever, and now all of a sudden they're back.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

Did they used to spray for them? Do you know? I don't know. I don't either. Maybe they ran out of money. Gretchen's fifty-two cents fuel tax ain't enough to take care of the ticks.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

I I spray for ticks, mosquitoes, the whole nine yards around my house.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

Do you spray?

SPEAKER_01 27:51

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

Well now you look at that. Like you said, maybe they're being planted, maybe they're being fertilized to grow because they want us all. Not all of us, but COVID kind of failed miserably in killing half of us off. Yeah. Maybe that is the ticket. And then look at all the I don't know, I'm gonna have to look that up. Maybe Pfizer's got a new fucking Lyme disease.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

There is.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Is there?

SPEAKER_01 28:17

Well, huh? I know in the in the pet industry, the vets, there's a there's a thing you can give to your animals that fights that. So why isn't it gonna be coming down the pipeline for the humans?

SPEAKER_02 28:28

I bet that's unaffordable, like an epipen and um what's that shit? Diabetics take insulin. I don't know. I just think they're all out there to fucking just line their pockets in any ways.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

At all costs.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

Yeah. It don't matter to them.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

I think you're right.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

But at the same time, they gotta keep a certain number of us working.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Pay the bills.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

That is true.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

Um Well, I was gonna go with something else, but it seems that we're kind of on the health kick here. Or you know, that type of thing. Yeah. Uh 23andMe, Ancestry.com. Do you think when that shit came out, I said, this is a bad idea, it's gonna cause a lot of issues for a lot of people. Um what do you mean you're not my mom or you know, dad or sister, you know, me and my sister, who quote unquote have the same mom and dad, if we both did the 23 and me and we didn't match, that's a problem. Yeah. No, it's just one more product to create issues. I think the smart shit that we're getting into, not just AI, but just the advances in science.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Right. I don't think it's good. Well, my dad did it. And uh found out he's got like twenty-five siblings.

SPEAKER_02 30:00

Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

No shit. Oh, from I guess it'd be like his dad's out sowing the seed like Johnny Appleseed.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Yep. And uh he actually found his biological mother. And did they meet? They have, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

How'd that go?

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Pretty good, I guess. It was I mean, it was obviously taboo at the beginning, but that's yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

Well, I might have asked you this before, but if you were adopted, you're forty-one now.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

You know Steve and Brenda, their mom and dad. Correct. Would you want to meet your real dad or mom? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

I I don't not sure.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

You know, because I asked people that are in that situation, and it's a 50-50 mix. You know, some do, some are like no fucking way.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

Right.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

I mean, he was so how did he find out from that like 230?

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Yeah, I mean, he he knew he was adopted from way back. I mean, he's always known that, but didn't know who who was what.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

So his parents, are they both adoptive parents? Or was like his dad, his dad, and his mom adopted?

SPEAKER_01 31:17

No, no. He was he was 100% adopted.

SPEAKER_02 31:19

Oh. Yeah. So did he do uh um what do they call them homes where the kids go when they're waiting to be adopted? Uh orphanage? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

Was he in that or I I think I I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm not sure how that all played out. Or if there was somebody already set to adopt him when he was conceived or born, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

So if you're gonna go, you and Kelly talk tonight, and you guys, you know what, we want another kid.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

We don't.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

Right. But let's say you did, yeah, and you figure well, let's just adopt one. No, this is why I don't go to the Humane Society for my dogs. I really like this one, but he's in a cage with another one. Right. Now I gotta take both. So do you come home with two kids or do you because I always feel bad for the kids. Once they're like six, uh fuck, I don't want to say it like that. Six, seven. I feel like nobody really everybody wants a baby.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

I don't.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

I'd rather have a charming lessons taught six or seven year old. Right. That's funny. How do it how many times that comes up?

SPEAKER_01 32:37

It always goes together.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

Nobody says seven or eight.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

No.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

No. And what is what does six seven mean?

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Nobody knows. Nobody knows.

SPEAKER_02 32:46

Uh it's but yeah, I don't know. I I'd feel bad leaving a kid behind.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

Yeah. I I could see that. But the whole six, seven thing is kind of faded out now. Because all the kids are pissed that the adults ruined it.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Oh, no, she has. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

Oh yeah, they're all been out. That's so last year.

SPEAKER_02 33:03

If that's how that works, there's a list of things I want to start saying. I know. Bro.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

Bro. Lucas' new one is he'll come up to me, he'll walk right up to me, he'll be like, square up, bro. And I'm like, Motherfucker, if I square up, you ain't gonna be eating right for a week.

SPEAKER_02 33:24

Probably ain't shitting right either. I always try to do that when we're getting ready for bed, standing in front of the bathroom sinks. Uh I always try to get Trish to fight a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

Well, even if she did fight with you, she'd probably fucking punch you right in the junk and end it not fair fight.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

No, she did that once. I we were watching a 2020 show and about these girls getting abducted. So she gets up to go do whatever the fuck she does when we're watching TV. And when she came back in the room, I wrapped her up. And I said, and she says, let go at me! And I said, That don't work in a dark parking lot. What are you gonna do? You know what she did? Fucking wham!

SPEAKER_01 34:07

Right to the nuts.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

Right in the, yeah. We were playing.

SPEAKER_01 34:11

Well, but you just said that ain't gonna work in a dark parking lot. So you asked for 100% asked for that.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

But that's like, I do this.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

You know I'm not gonna punch you. I'm just this is what I would do.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

Right.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

So she could have said, oh, and stopped short. No, she gave it, she gave it the people's elbow.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

But on the same token, you wrapped her up. You weren't really gonna abduct her. But you did it. So I you know what? I can't ask for that myself. You've got what you deserved.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

Well, that was not fun or funny.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

I mean, I'm laughing, so that's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

That that, yeah. And that's amazing, too. I mean, god dang. For everything God did, oh, he made you, which I we can go down that road too, because I think that's false. I think we came from monkeys.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

I don't think we came from monkeys. What do they what do they call that? Uh evolve?

SPEAKER_02 35:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

You think we evolved from monkeys?

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Well, not maybe not monkeys, but I mean, you stand at the fucking zoo. I'm watching that black fucking ape in there, and he's just sitting there looking kind of pissed off at the world. Like, I don't want to be here, dude. And then I catch my reflection in the glare, and I look like a pissed off old guy that don't want to be here. I can see similarities more so than, oh, geez, shall we eat the apple and fuck? No. I don't know. I mean where are you at on that?

SPEAKER_01 35:50

It's a tough call because I got a buddy of mine that has been sending me a lot of TikToks about atheist type things. And I listen to them, and I don't I don't necessarily disagree with what's being said. Right. I can see both sides. I can see that side of it. At the same time, I was raised in a Christian home, and you're not supposed to question your faith.

SPEAKER_02 36:25

That's what they say.

SPEAKER_01 36:26

Right. But are they leading you down that path and telling you you can't question it? Yes, they are. There are things that don't make sense to me. There's things I question, there's things I don't understand. And at this point, I just choose not to dig into it. I choose not to draw a hard line and say, this is how it has to be. This is the only way it can be, because I don't know. No, no.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

I feel like a boat out there. Yeah. You know where the Pacific and the Atlantic meet? I'm sure they meet somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

They got to.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

I feel like I'm kind of drifting because Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

That's one of them things where you just have to you have to choose one. And that's what you got.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

Like I just have a hard time believing. I whatever. What? I just don't think there's no fucking way that this guy There's a reason Catholic is the biggest religion out there. You know. I think it's getting gonna get overtaken here shortly, but a lot of the mythology that goes with it, I I've always questioned it since I was little.

SPEAKER_03 37:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

But I still believe there's a God. Right. But at the same time, dude, come on back.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

Right.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

You know, uh you know, when you look at these guys that are just constantly getting shit on, no matter what they do, they can't get ahead. Well, God won't give you any more than you can deal with. Well, it's time to pass the buck to somebody else. I've started dealing with shit, you know.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

So pick another motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

You created them all. You know, and then you get into religion too. The thing, the number one thing I hate most about the Catholic Church is the thing they call confession.

SPEAKER_03 38:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

So we go out, we party, I fuck the neighbor's wife, then I come back on Saturday and screw her again. Well, as long as I'm sitting there, sit kneel, stand, sit, neel, stand, 72 times on Sunday morning, and I say, Dear Lord, I didn't mean to do Joanne. All's forgiven. And now next Friday comes, I get tanked up. Oh, she's there, and we hammer one out by the pine tree by the pool. Well, guess I'm going to church again on Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 38:53

You're not talking about my mother-in-law, are you?

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Oh, God, no. Oh, God, if she listened to that, she started liking me because, oh, you're such you're such a good Catholic boy. Now she hears this. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Yeah, how good of a Catholic boy are you? Just writing off the whole damn family here.

SPEAKER_02 39:09

That's not what I mean. But how can you both repetitively do the same shit? I mean, at some point, there should be a big voice that comes out of the ceiling there and says, Bob, quit floor. You're done. Yes. You are done. See that lightning strike, you're next. Right. I mean, I'm all about baseball. Three strikes, you're out. But I see some of these guys and girls that are doing ridiculous shit nonstop. And living a good life. Yeah. Oh, and Churchy LaRue, I made the brownies for the bake sale. Well, if you mix them up with your hand, I don't want your fucking I know where your hand was.

SPEAKER_01 39:50

You were knuckles deep in the fucking neighbor guy. And speaking of that, is cheating ever okay?

SPEAKER_02 39:59

It's not supposed to be. I had somebody tell me the other day. Thank God he found out I was screwing around. That saved our marriage. Well. Pardon me?

SPEAKER_01 40:16

I'm confused.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

If that saved your marriage, he's holding back.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 40:26

I I read the whole article about that the other day.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

But then today's day and age, you get all these motherfuckers. They're like, yeah, go out and fuck so-and-so.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

Oh, open marriages. Yeah. Open relationships. And swingers.

SPEAKER_01 40:43

Yeah. Which I don't I don't understand that. The whole swingers thing.

SPEAKER_02 40:47

Perpetually wrong.com. Please drop us a line.

SPEAKER_00 40:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

And if you want to just email it from whatever hidden thing, info at perpetually wrong.com. We'll send us an email. I don't care who it comes from. But swinging, that's gotta go back to the 40s.

SPEAKER_01 41:05

It's almost becoming a normal thing.

SPEAKER_02 41:07

And I think that's because of TikTok, Instagram, Facebook. I think it's because of social media. It's making it more broad. Um TV shows.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

They're normalizing it.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 41:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

TV shows are really bad.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

Um I'm really not interested in taking my wife to a party and be like, check them motherfuckers out. You want to fuck them? It'd be different. It it it doesn't make sense. No. Like, oh yeah, check out them two. Yeah. Well, I don't know. He's kind of a good looking guy. You want to bang him? You want to let him fucking bust your butt? No. Bust your butt. No. No, I'm never going to say that. Do you want oh, you want to let that guy fucking plow you?

SPEAKER_02 41:50

The weird thing about that is in that setting, it's perfectly fine. Oh yeah. But if it was just a random Thursday night and she's doing it. Oh, that whore.

SPEAKER_00 42:00

Well.

SPEAKER_02 42:01

Where do you draw the line? What did you think where did you think that was gonna lead to?

SPEAKER_01 42:05

Yeah, it's it's gonna create a bigger, it's gonna snowball. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

And then you're gonna get a fucking avalanche. And it's mmm. Yep. Nothing good can come out of it. It's but if that's what you're in. How do they find each other? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 42:21

See, I don't understand that shit either.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

I don't know. I mean, it's like there's these fucking you hear about, oh, we were at a swingers party. Well, how'd you know about a fucking party?

SPEAKER_02 42:29

I mean, there's gotta be avenues of Yeah, but I've never gotten invited to one.

SPEAKER_00 42:34

No, I haven't either, and I don't really I would check it out. I would check it out.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

I don't even know if I would.

SPEAKER_00 42:39

Really? Yeah. I would. I'd have to go just you know you got his nose around.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

You go to the mall, you try on a lot of shirts, and you never buy one.

unknown 42:51

That's different.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

That is different. I'm a browser. Um I I would be curious just to see. Because you know, you see it in movies, and they look like some bomb ass parties. Yeah, but are they really like that, or are they just a bunch of sleaze balls sitting on some used up fucking couch?

SPEAKER_01 43:11

No, don't sit there, it's got a wet spot on it. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't I don't know. It'd be a cold day in hell before I fucking went up to some didn't. Hey, you want to fuck my wife?

SPEAKER_02 43:21

Well, I mean a lot of them parties, too. You've got a lot of guy on guy stuff. No, no, excuse me, Steve. Go ahead and fuck my wife at that point. I don't want none of this.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

Yeah. Or hey, Steve, go fuck my wife, but watch your ass. I'm coming, motherfucker. Like, no. That's fucked up. That is fucked up. Jesus Christ. No.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

Ah. They're just there's people for everybody.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

Makes you think of the old John Anderson song. Just a swing, and Oh yeah. And that's probably what that was about. Very well could have been. I'm picturing a front porch swing. Just out there enjoying the nice summer day. Yeah. Swinging with your sweetie.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

Our minds went to two totally different places. But it's accepted like it's like you're borrowing a loaf of bread anymore. Go to the neighbors, get a cup of flour. Well, you got railed and the flowers all shaken up. It's just weird how. And why are all these TV shows and movies doing that to make it seem normal? That's what I don't get. And I that's another one of your fucking uh conspiracy theory things.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

I think well, as a matter of fact, I know because I've done enough research on it. Hollywood was invented to steer our minds.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

Absolutely. 100%.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

And what are they gaining by putting this in every single TV show, every single movie? You name me a show or a movie made in the last five years that does not have two dudes kissing or two checks or and I'm fine with that. But when you're making a show about Main Street, small town USA, you don't have a black buck screwing all the fucking women on the street. You don't have all their sons making out with each other, but yet it's in every fucking show.

SPEAKER_01 45:34

Right.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Drives me insane.

SPEAKER_01 45:36

I agree. I'm I'm you know.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

And if you are that big black buck that's doing all the chicks on the street, good for you.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

You lucky moment.

SPEAKER_02 45:44

But I just don't like because then these kids, you know, when they're 10 to 13, they st they're watching these shows. Now they think this is normal. What's wrong with me? Right.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

And that's and there's the end game.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Yeah. I think that's where the wheels fell off the bus years ago with these young kids.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

The only bus I know with the wheels is they go round and round.

SPEAKER_02 46:06

Yeah. It's I don't know. We gotta change that shit. But I'm not gonna be one to say, hey, you guys can only watch Little House on the Prairie.

unknown 46:16

Right.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Because I don't agree with that show either. Yeah. Although the Brady Bunch is pretty good. Yeah. You watch that a fair bit?

SPEAKER_01 46:22

I did back in the day, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

Marsha or Jan?

SPEAKER_01 46:27

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. I'm really hung up on my FBI show.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

You still on to her? Oh, yeah.

unknown 46:38

Well.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

God damn.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

Oh, we all gotta have hopes and dreams. Yeah, well. You know who Sydney Sweeney is? Yes. You know who Jenna Ortega is? Yes. Do you know who Selena Gomez is? Yes. All right. Last well, we've been watching this show, Euphoria, with Sydney.

SPEAKER_01 47:01

I see the advertisements for you. Any good?

SPEAKER_02 47:05

It is, actually. It's just the show's good. It's just like, wow, is this really how fucked up kids a lot of kids are nowadays? So that part of it's good. But Sydney she gets them out quite a bit.

SPEAKER_01 47:18

I gotta watch it tonight.

SPEAKER_00 47:20

You should. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

Um so I says, Jesus Christ, you know. And I've always had a thing for her. And Tristas. So like, would you pick her or Selena Gomez? And I went. I like Selena because she's more hometown cute.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:37

And I'm afraid that Sydney, the older she gets, them things are gonna drop. And I'm not gonna be impressed.

SPEAKER_01 47:46

You know who's haven't dropped the older they got? Who? Jennifer Aniston.

SPEAKER_02 47:49

Oh, them perky fuckers. Yeah. She's she's fifty something. Whatever she's gonna do. She's doing pretty good. I should try it. Yep. I think it's uh the sperm baths. Could be. Tighten up your skin.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

Well, I'm not gonna take sperm baths, so no.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

Never mind. If I'm you I would go with wrinkles. Yes. But they say that does that. Um, yeah, so we're talking, and I said, Well, I think I'd go with Selena Gomez. And she says, Alright, how about hers, uh fucking uh Jenna Ortega? I couldn't sleep. I pondered on that.

SPEAKER_01 48:27

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

It's just I mean, girls, you guys got your shot at this, you better take it now, because Sydney, I'm not gonna watch in ten years when your boobs hit your knees. Those are just too much.

SPEAKER_01 48:43

I'm gonna pull up a picture and see. Pull up a good one, because that's the one that comes up as you as you search her.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

She's got her headlights on.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

Oh yeah. I learned that from Aniston, like you. Boy, how cold do you think they kept it on that friends? Holy shit, they are Jennifer's calming down, drop that in their 10 degrees.

SPEAKER_01 49:11

So if I'm picking, man, they kind of look similar.

SPEAKER_02 49:15

They do. They do. It's a tough go. Selena.

SPEAKER_01 49:23

I'll take Selena.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

The only problem I got with her is Bieber's been in it. I don't hold a lot of fault to women and their choices before me, but Well, and you know who's been in Bieber, did he? Yeah, that's true. Did he? Did he?

SPEAKER_01 49:39

He did. What happened with that? It kind of It was all part of the fucking show. So is he in jail? I don't know. Is he free? I think he got some probation.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

So he's free and nothing changed.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:53

We got his name out there, probably sold some more records.

SPEAKER_01 49:55

And what did they what happened behind the light in the government while that was going? Oh, dude. To sway you away from this to this.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

They call that a shell game.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

Yeah. Time and time again, that is kind of shit goes on.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

A lot of people don't believe it. They wouldn't hurt us. That's their main goal.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

Yeah. Yeah, that is. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

Do you think any politicians are ever actually honest? No.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

No. No, I don't. I don't care if you're one side of the aisle or the all the way to the other.

SPEAKER_02 50:36

I think they've all got something up their sleeve.

SPEAKER_01 50:38

Absolutely. Our whole government's crooked. Some more than others.

SPEAKER_02 50:45

Somebody's trying to work on it, but I think I don't think he's gonna get there.

SPEAKER_01 50:49

Yeah, but if you got a guy that comes in and he's want and he actually is for the people and wants to be a straight shooter and get in line and follow him. But the problem is, is all the elites will squash him out. You'll never you will never ever see a non-corrupt government.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

No.

SPEAKER_01 51:09

Ever.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Speaking of corrupt governments, what do you think about Old Whitmer being interested in trying to be a president? I mean, she didn't do nothing but double our expenses here and run us into a shithole.

SPEAKER_01 51:19

Well, and she ruined I can't tell you how many families she ruined in the upper peninsula.

SPEAKER_02 51:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:24

With her little fucking bullshit COVID.

SPEAKER_02 51:27

But that little skanker, she's gonna if she runs, I bet she goes quite a ways.

SPEAKER_01 51:31

I think you're right. A lot of people like her.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

A lot of people do. I don't I don't know why. Um but then again, she's been here for almost eight years now.

SPEAKER_01 51:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:45

And I know she hasn't done shit but cost us money.

SPEAKER_01 51:48

She's fixing the damn roads. Have you taken a drive?

SPEAKER_02 51:52

Yeah. But you know, there's a certain level of comfort that comes with that too. Okay, so she might tax us a little bit more, but but what's the next one gonna do? Better or worse? Fuck, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

And that that's the thing is sometimes it's better to know what you have than what you don't know.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

Yeah. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

Um well, I'm glad we got freedom of speech.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

And do you think a lot of people want to limit that?

SPEAKER_01 52:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:21

Do you think it should be? You know, I don't agree with burning our flag as freedom of speech.

SPEAKER_01 52:28

I don't either.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Well, they're not from here, so they can do that. Well, then they shouldn't be here. Yeah, if you don't like it, go back. Cross the border like you did once, motherfucker. Yeah. Ain't nobody gonna try stopping you going the other way.

SPEAKER_01 52:42

No, no.

SPEAKER_02 52:43

But I don't I don't see how that's freedom of speech.

SPEAKER_01 52:46

Yeah. It's a fine, that's a slippery slope. It's a fine line.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

Freedom of speech, but we go to the mall and I yell, Bob, you dirty fucking cocksucker. You can legitimately sue me for sl slander, libel, whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Well, that's freedom of speech. Well, I can't wait till we're out in public again. Your ass better watch what the fuck you say. You say one wrong you say one sideways comment to me, and I'm fucking recording.

SPEAKER_02 53:09

Bernstein, get on him. I'm gonna put a retainer down on them so you can't hire them.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

I got Figer.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if he can make it to a courtroom anymore. He's getting old.

SPEAKER_01 53:21

He is, but he's got people. Yeah. Guys built an empire.

unknown 53:25

God.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

I wish we had an empire.

SPEAKER_01 53:28

We're trying. We're working on it. One episode at a time.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

27 fucking countries, dude.

SPEAKER_01 53:32

Yeah. I think it's our troops.

SPEAKER_02 53:36

Can't tell a Somalian from a Samoan, but we're there. I think it's gotta be. Gotta be some sort of I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 53:48

I don't know, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:48

I'm not sure either, but then too, like do you conspiracy theory? Most of them people, they're all looking at going off grid. You know, get away from the government. Do you think you could ever really be, no matter how hard they try, I don't people know you're there.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

Somebody knows you're there. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

I I don't think there's any way that you're and if you you've been there for ten years of everything. They don't want to bother you yet.

SPEAKER_01 54:15

Right. If they wanted to, if they had enough reason to, you'd be the you'd be talked to.

SPEAKER_02 54:20

No, I talked to Trisha's cousin, uh, cousin-in-law, uh Jason, and he's got a place out in Idaho. And he funnels his own water, all this stuff. I'd like to go out there for a couple weeks, just check it out. Yeah. But that ain't a full-time living for me. Just take a trip. Yeah. I'd like to. Would he have us? Oh yeah. Fuck yeah. He says that all the time.

SPEAKER_01 54:44

See one of them motherfuckers rocking around with a romp him?

SPEAKER_00 54:46

No. Okay. No.

SPEAKER_01 54:47

Otherwise that's a trip canceled.

SPEAKER_02 54:49

No.

SPEAKER_01 54:52

I'd have put a pin right in that fucking balloon right now.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

I looked them up today. Um, custom rompums. Uh-huh. I was gonna order a couple and then just say, look, Bob, somebody sent it, so you gotta wear it. Well, a little out of my price budget to get them customed. Thank God. So I don't think that's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 55:13

Appreciate it.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

Unless you want to loan me $150.

SPEAKER_01 55:16

No. Okay. Nope. I do not.

SPEAKER_02 55:18

That'd be a hoot. Fucking pound half a bottle of Ryan special mix before we go out and just let her stand.

SPEAKER_01 55:27

Mm-mm. No ain't gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02 55:31

Matter of fact, our new uh profile picture has you on a rompum. Did you notice that? I noticed. Yeah, I thought it was cute.

SPEAKER_01 55:39

Yeah, I did not. I chose not to say anything because I was less than impressed.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

I don't understand how AI is.

SPEAKER_01 55:51

I don't understand why I couldn't have had a pair of bib overalls like you did, but hey, whatever. Par for the course, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 56:00

I just laughed so fucking hard.

SPEAKER_01 56:02

I guess that's the that's the downfall to being the fucking sound guy. Being the producer and not the fucking video guy.

SPEAKER_02 56:11

Yep, and you're producing instead of videographing. Yeah. Fuck. I said, hey Gemini, put these guys in some summer wares. I said, Well, by God, look at that.

SPEAKER_01 56:23

Yeah, put him in a rompin. Yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 56:30

What do you think about turning your turkeys in now, like you had to with your deer? Did you see they're doing that? Yeah. Um Is it the same disease?

SPEAKER_01 56:39

Nah, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

What are they looking at?

SPEAKER_01 56:41

I don't Do you have to report your turkey harvest?

SPEAKER_02 56:44

I well, somebody told me that, but he might have heard they would like you to.

SPEAKER_01 56:49

They started doing this digital tag. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

I heard about that.

SPEAKER_01 56:53

So you can you don't have to carry a sticky tag to put on your turkey or your deer. You can just go in and validate your tag through your app on your phone.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

Are you supposed to do that as soon as you fucking lay the fucker down? Or can I drag them home, hang them up, and say I didn't get caught and go get another one?

SPEAKER_01 57:16

Well, you they want you to report them immediately. Yeah, and there's there's a window of opportunity for that. I'm uh I'm not into the digital bullshit. I want an actual tag and I want it tagged on my animal that I harvest because then it takes question out of you come out of the woods if you're hunting somewhere, you're dragging the deer to your truck, you got your deer, DNR cop happens to be in the area, he's gonna look and he's gonna say, Oh, you got your tag on there, nice. Let's make sure everything's valid on it. Yeah, whole nine yards. Now, good to go. You drag your deer out of the fucking woods and you don't have a tag on it, and the first thing that DNR officer's gonna do is he's gonna say, Well, hey, where's your tag? Oh, I did the digital one. Okay, let's see your phone. Let's see, make sure you validated it, reported it, the whole nine yards, and you gotta produce that. What happens if by chance Well no, they say that it it's an app on there, so it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00 58:23

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

But by chance, you've been out there hunting all day, watching porn on your phone, it's dead.

SPEAKER_02 58:35

Can't plug into a tree.

SPEAKER_01 58:37

Yeah. How are you gonna prove it? I don't like it. I'm not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 58:41

Is this just a trial thing?

SPEAKER_01 58:43

No, it's it's that it's live, yeah. So I'm gonna stick with going to the store, getting my tags. You still can't tags. Oh yeah. They they'll never take that away. And I'm gonna tag it, and that way I'm legal beagle, everything's good. I'm not f I'm not I'm not gonna give any reason to have any questions.

SPEAKER_02 59:03

Now, a lot of people will have their wives go and get some tags. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:09

Now that's highly illegal.

SPEAKER_02 59:11

It is. You're out there, you shoot one, you got her tag, you gotta tag it with her tag. Yeah. Legally, is she supposed to be there?

SPEAKER_01 59:20

You damn right.

SPEAKER_02 59:22

Okay, so you can't be like, ah, she hit it earlier and I'm just coming out to get it because she just looked like she better fucking be there.

SPEAKER_01 59:30

And I think that's wrong that people do that. Oh, fuck a ton of people do that, dude.

SPEAKER_02 59:34

They do. Yep. I got sixteen deer in the freezer. Well, motherfucker, how'd how'd you pull that off? Yeah, exactly. Yep. And but then they're the same people that will all of a sudden preach because I can't believe you had six beers and drove down the road. That's illegal. Let's go eat some of your fucking beef jerky or your venison jerky and discuss this. Yeah. You know.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

You know, and if you're gonna be a sportsman, you need to do a now I'm gonna say I don't agree with everything that they do for the rules. You know, I think that they should open up baiting. Oh, yeah. And I think that they should do some different things, and I'm I it always cracks me up when people say that.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

Open up baiting. Yeah. You know, because I don't know. I'd say a good 50% of people put in uh food plots.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

Yeah. To me, that's still baiting. That's baiting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:29

But that's legal.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

Or you hunt on a fucking cornfield that's 500 acres.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:33

Right. That's so why not just make it legal? Because essentially that's what you're doing.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

I agree. And I think they need to loosen up those restrictions on that. I don't like it. I think they should. And then you get these guys, well, if you hunt over a bait pile, you're not a real hunter. Yeah, it makes it easier if you have a bait pile.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:51

So there's a guy flying back from Wyoming and the fenced in 50 acres, and you got exactly you know?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:56

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:56

Yep. I only paid five grand for that deer. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:00

Yeah. Hopefully it sucks your dick too.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:03

You know, and every time I talk like this, I always playing in my mind, like, okay, what do I say? But I do. I can't really ever think of anything, but I'm certain there's something that I I'll look for it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:20

You know, look for it and point it out next year. Boy, I'm gonna fucking burn your ass when I do.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:25

But yeah, if you notice it, let me know, because I know a lot of people that do like we're just talking about, and I'm thinking, God, there's gotta be something.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:34

Yeah. There might be. I don't know. I'll I'll look for it. Yeah. Let me know.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:41

Kindly. At first. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:43

Oh yeah, real kind. Yep. You know, we talked about making uh look has got a 3D printer. We talked about doing these um hitch covers.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

Oh, do you need me to send that QR code to you again?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:56

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna need something. Yeah, but I I I wonder, you know, I want to hear what these people think. Yeah. If you were at a stoplight and you see on the back of a pickup truck in the hitch part, it's got a QR code, and you're just sitting there at the red light. Are you gonna grab your phone and are you gonna look, you scan that QR code from your seat and go to that Q what that QR code sends you to? Are you gonna do it?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:24

I do. I would. I would in a second. What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:29

Or if it's on the if it's a sticker and it's on their back window.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:32

Yeah. If I can get a shot of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:34

Yeah, are you gonna are you gonna do it? So I want to know what the people think.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:38

Because yeah. Um and let us drop us a line, let us know if you would do that. Because like in that case, fuck, we could print out 20 and be walking into Meyer and say, huh, nothing in his itch. Yep, pop one in.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:48

But the other thing too is like people have ruined that because you get this QR code and it'll send you to this picture and it'll be somebody flipping you off. Yep. Or it'll be a picture of fucking that big black berry. Yeah. Big Barry.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:02

Is his name Barry? Is that why everybody calls him Barry? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:05

So, like, will people do it?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:07

So I can see where people would be hesitant too.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:09

Yeah. Because if you get burned once, shame on you.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:12

I'm not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:13

Shame on you. If I get burned twice, shame on me.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:16

No, I will say on that whole thought there is uh, you know, because I've been thinking about things that we could sell on our website. Yeah. So I uh designed a bikini and you should see it. I gotta see. I gotta see if I I saved it right. It's I can't say how much it costs because when we put it in the store, I don't want people saying oh. Well, fuckers are trying to rape us! Both uh got our logos on both boob parts. Okay. This one shows more your head, this one shows more mine, like it was just kind of split. And then on the front, we got a logo, and then on the ass, I've got the QR code. And I'm doing that set up so like, you know, we're sitting at the beach, and this chick goes walking by. Oh, what's that QR code? I ain't taking a picture of her ass. I'm checking out where the website.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:04

I think you should put the QR code on the front.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:06

On the front?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:08

Okay. Small. So you that way when they're laid out like this. Oh, yeah, and you're walking past them in the beach and yeah. Damn, is that a QR code? Good, good, good, good.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:18

But the problem is if if a chick's walking around with camel toe, it's gonna fuck the QR code up.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:24

Here. Hey, can you spread them a little bit for me?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:27

Yeah, it's looking at that. Oh, the Cooley Cups, of course, uh t-shirts. T-shirts, stuff like that. And it's very simplistic to do. Yeah. And a lot of that shit's pretty cheap.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

Well, we're gonna start doing it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:40

Look to the website because you're gonna start seeing merch.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:43

That's what it'll be called. It'll be under the merch tab.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:46

I like that. Yeah. Yeah. But I wonder if people would buy that too, you know. I mean, who ain't gonna buy a $5 koozy?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:56

Who doesn't want to see their wife walking around on the pontoon this summer with Brad and Bob staring at them? I mean, I'd buy mine one.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:07

Me too.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:07

Yeah.

unknown 1:05:08

Huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

Maybe we need to do some uh one piece.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:12

Oh yeah, definitely. Definitely, because there's some one piecers out there that a lot of the one pieces are hotter than the fucking bikini, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:20

They certainly can be. I think. Yes, they can.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:23

But yeah, the QR code thing, if did you tell them where it would be on the hitch? And like, did you spell it right out? Like, you pull up to the stop sign and the hitch cover has a Q. Would you notice that?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:37

I think so. Unless you get some of these people that fucking rage right up to the fucking stop sign and park right on the ass of the truck and they can't see the hitch. All they can see is the top of the tailgate.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:46

I don't know where you got that idea, but I think it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:49

We're gonna try it.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

I think it's a real good idea. Um, but uh, you know, I was looking at our stats too.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:56

Over twelve hundred visitors. To our website. Already? Yeah, 1284 to be exact. Didn't change any of our numbers anywhere else. There are twelve hundred of them from you. Me sitting in bed at night, just click, click. Refresh, click, refresh, refresh. Yeah, how do you get that many? And we're gaining some followers on Facebook, though.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:22

Next episode's gonna be a Roman numeral.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:25

Oh, that's gonna be Triple X. Uh-huh. The good one.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:29

Boy, we gotta make that one spicy. Yeah, we gotta. Maybe we'll do that one shirtless.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:37

I'm good with that.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:38

Not me.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:40

Well, I'll go shirtless. Like Mickey Mouse. I'll go Mickey.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:45

I'll go like winning poo-poo.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:49

What could go wrong?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:50

Everything.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:53

Um, I don't know. I just do you feel like sometimes too when we're sitting here, like, this isn't going as well as I thought it would.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:06

I I think we're doing good.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:08

And that's where I'd like to get some viewership comments too. Like nobody wants to comment.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:12

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:12

I mean, Jason Wick, God bless you.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:14

He's he, you know, he's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:17

He is.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:17

And we probably should buy him a we should get him here. We well, that we probably should buy him a case of Miller Light as much as that pains me to say it.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:26

You but I'll help you pay for it, but I ain't gonna purchase it. I don't want people catching me walking out of the store with that. I mean, if Anneiser Bush sees me walking out with Miller Light, we might lose our fucking soon-to-be sponsorship. You know, remember when that happened to Dale Jr.?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:42

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:42

Oh yeah, shortly after he signed with Bud. Uh him and his friends were in, and that's why he built that little small town. Yeah, all right. So him and his friends, they're at a bar in Morrison. And at this bar, they ran out of Budweiser. Um, so him and his buddies got into the Miller Light. Somebody came in, got some pictures of it, and put it on a website or something. Oh, I thought Dale Jr. was a you know a Budweiser guy. Well, it got him into a lot of trouble. Damn near lost his contract, all that happy horse shit. Well, that's why he did the small town village. Look at that bushlight.

unknown 1:08:23

No, we ain't running out of no bushlight, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:25

No, we're not. And so that's why he did that because he'd wanted to go out and party with his buddies without being in the public eye. But dude, Bud Weiser said, You drink nothing when you're in public but our product. The bar's out. I'm having a good time. You know what? We're gonna go down the street to another bar. I can't lose my $40 million a year. Right. You know? Um, I mean, look at these fucking sports stars. Dude, all you gotta do is be in good shape from April, May, to whenever the fuck your team falls out of running for the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:07

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:07

And you're out there doing coke off of strippers' asses. What are you thinking? Then that's just like the whole fucking driving around drunk, getting in accidents.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:17

You got millions. What the fuck this tiger doing? He was not drunk.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:21

He was high as fuck, though, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:23

He was not drunk. I don't know if he was on any type of medication or these white women are gonna get him into something he can't get out of. Well, the one fucked him up with a nine iron.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:36

Yeah. I'd still like to meet him, though, because I I think he's a good guy. You know, look at us. Can you imagine having a camera up your fucking ass 24-7? You walk down the street and people are taking pictures, you're gonna get in some issues.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:53

Boy, I'm getting close to that age. I have to get a camera up my ass, ain't I?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:57

I haven't done it yet.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:59

What is the matter with you?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:01

They won't do it at the time because my blood pressure was so up and down they didn't want to knock me out.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:08

So you need to really be mindful of your health.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:12

You care to take a look? No, I'm not gonna look up your ass. Do you got one of them endoscopes like snap on?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:19

You can just slide it up there and oh, we can run to the Harbor Freight and get one of them cameras, and I'll I'll fucking lube that thing up and jam it right up there.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:26

Talking about things up your ass. I mean, you were getting pretty lit Saturday. Uh-huh. And oh, I'm standing behind the bar. Kelly's got that big old dildo in her hand. Oh, that thing. And she says, Seriously, Brad, do you think anybody could take this? And I said, Oh, yeah. And she says, But seriously, I'd love to see it. So I opened up my phone, went to the old Reddit page, showed her a few things, and she says, Whoa. And I said, Yes, it's completely possible.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:00

Is that why she's been on Reddit since then? I think so. She's been she's been scrolling on Reddit for days. That might be why.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:07

Yeah, so kind of opened her eyes to like wow. And I says, Yeah, it's kind of impressive, isn't it? And she says, Well, it's impressive that you were able to pull that up so fast. I should have stumbled a little bit, like, uh, what am I looking for here?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:23

How do you what would you even type in for that?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:29

And I ain't gonna lie, if I was a woman, I'd have all sorts of stuff crammed up in there.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:34

In your ass or your box?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:36

Box.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:37

You know, and then you do see some of these pornos where they take these big old monster dildos and like Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:44

Well, even some of these dudes, he's getting ready to put it in her. He lays it on her belly, chest, and part of her fucking throat. And then you watch that all go in. Where is it going? Because I'm told that that part of a female is only so well, it's gotta go somewhere. Yeah, I don't know. Are they tearing the lining of the walls? Like, fucking don't wear your shoes in the pool, you're gonna tear the lining. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know where and I need somebody, and I'm hoping Mr. Witt will help us out with this, but I need somebody to explain to me where it really. I mean, do you just push everything?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:29

Jason, you got some homework to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:31

I mean, does she stand up afterwards and ooh, shake my lungs back down?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:35

I don't look at the hour and 13-minute mark around the email.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:39

And how do they I feel bad when you watch some of these porns? I generally feel bad for the girl because it's like that cannot be comfortable.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:50

Well, and then some of them take a whole fucking fist and an arm.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:53

Yeah. And then their friend gets in there and roots around. It's insane. Would you do porn if you knew none of your family would ever see it? I don't think that's possible anymore, but am I getting paid a lot of money? Well, I think the average dude gets like 200 bucks a film. I don't get paid like girls do.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:15

That's like prostitution.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:19

When you say it like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:22

I am against it 100%. It is poor prostitution. It is. Huh. You're getting paid. That's prostitution. Yeah, you're right. I wonder how they get around that. I don't know. Entertainment, I guess. Getting paid for your time? Yeah. Not your axe.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:45

Yeah. Would you ever consider you know getting paid for my time? A couple single guys just living life. And uh porn star, you mean. Um Janet Jameson? Okay. Would you marry that? No.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:05

God no.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:07

That's gotta be hard because you go to work and your buddies they've seen more of her than you have. They've jacked off to her. Yeah. No. Nope. No? Nope. Would you do her one time just like Well, yeah. Okay. So you're not cutting it completely out.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:24

No, how am I turning the barrel?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:29

That's gotta be like a barrel. You see some of them, you know. Oh, 5,000 scenes. Holy fuck.

unknown 1:14:40

You know.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:40

That thing's plum wore out. Probably done it more than 5,000 times in my lifespan, but not all on a Saturday. You know, that Whitney that did the Whitney or the Houston 500, whatever her fucking name was. 500 dudes in X amount of time. Then you got the bitch cross.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:58

I thought that was a car race. Well, shh.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:02

Fucking cars ain't as beat up as she was. It's a demolition derby. And how do you feel about being the guy that's 500? Yeah, do 500.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:17

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:18

I don't even want to be number five.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:22

Figure if I'm inside a Baker's dozen, we should be alright.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:27

So 55's an o'go.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:29

I'm not too picky. Heinz 57, they're doing a thing for the NFL draft this year. Whoever uh is the 57th draft pick gets this big contract with Heinz. Oh I don't like that. Because if I looked it up on Google, I would know who had the 57th pick. And they're ultimately gonna make that you know what I mean? Yeah. But I bet that's probably on fucking.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:03

So Heinz is gonna go to whatever that person is, that team, that outfit that has 57th, and say, This is who we want. These are your three people you can pick from.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:12

Guarantee ya.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:13

If you don't do this, we've got it also in the contract, it's null and void.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:17

Yep. Guaranteed. Yeah. Guaranteed.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:20

So now this outfit's stuck with them three choices. Yeah. And if we don't pick them, but we want somebody that we think is gonna better our team.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:27

Tough shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:29

We're out of a bunch of money.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:31

Yeah. And that's another thing. Like, do you even think any sports are real anymore?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:35

No, I don't. I think I think it's all run by Vegas. Yeah. Which we've covered that before. We've talked about it, and I still stand on my high horse with that. I think the betting apps, the casinos, the Vegas, they're all in control of all the outcomes.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:49

You think anything after high school?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:52

Not anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:53

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:54

No. No there's too much money to be made in the betting industry.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:00

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:01

Yeah. And people are like, well, how you can't think that because there's no way you'd get all them people on board. Well, money is what rules the world.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:09

I didn't look last time, but like presidents and governors, can you bet on that? Because if you can't, they're missing the boat. You know?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:18

I'm sure somewhere there's a way to bet on it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:20

Yeah. Do you get into the sports betting much?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:23

Uh yeah, during football season, I I do a little I put 50 bucks in my account and run it. Hopefully at the beginning I win a couple decent ones and then it can keep me going through the whole season. But once it's done, it's done. It's it's a $50 deal.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:38

But like where do you find the fun bets? Like uh they always talk about you can bet it's 10 to 1 that they pour grape gator eight on the coach. Where do you find those bets? Because everything I've ever been on, I can find you know who's gonna perform well, the score, the right.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:54

Uh I don't I don't really find many of those, so I'm not sure. But maybe I'm not smart enough to get through all the apps.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:00

If you ever hear of it, let me know, because that's the type of fun shit I'd like to better.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:04

You know who would know? Who? Dexter and Julie. Or are they big sports biggest? They're really proficient on their uh sports betting.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:11

So they they would have the big into sports like he is?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:14

I know he is. So is she is she? Oh yeah, and she knows her onions. Let me tell you. That woman, she is uh she's pretty smart with the sports.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:23

Do you know any good any sports like I know enough to muddle through a conversation, I think. That's for me.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:29

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't know I don't know stats, I don't know this and that.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:35

No, some of them guys though, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:37

That's all they that's all they live for.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:39

Yeah, it's insane. I mean, good for them. Yeah, you know, that's what they enjoy, but wow.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:44

I got other things going. I can't focus on that.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:49

So can you vote? Can you can you like college baseball is that? Bettable?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:57

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:59

Any sport you can think of is all that shit is soccer, baseball, racing, horses, fucking you name it.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:07

See, and racing's so easy, you know. Fucking hey, we can't have him win. Send that signal to his computer to blow the motor. Okay. You know, it's I don't think that happens. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:19

It's all and like with racing, I think that's the least able to control. Yeah. Because you're running 180 mile an hour around a track, and if if a tire blows, that's out of your control. Or if you if you get a little loose and you and you collect the guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:39

I'll agree with that. Because the two things that I really like is I like I don't watch it much because it's turned into kind of soap opera, but I really did like NASCAR and I like Moto GP, the fucking bike racing, because when you see like interviews with these guys, they're there because they want to win.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:59

Yes, you know, whereas you see an interview with your average quarterback, and honestly, yeah, hey mom, did Kleenex send us the 14 mil? Yeah. He don't give a fuck about nothing else. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:12

And I'll tell you what, if you look up salaries for let's just say NFL, MLB, basketball, you look up sp salaries for those players, and you look up the salaries for the NASCAR drivers, it's huge. There is a huge, huge difference. Huge difference. Guess why? Because it's less controlled by Vegas.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:33

Yeah, it's huge.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:35

Tell me I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:37

Not for me.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:38

Okay then.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:38

But if you go to perpetuallywrong.com, you can tell them all day long.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:41

Tell me anything you want.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:42

Yeah, I I yeah. I just don't I don't know. It's just like everybody says AI's gonna wreck us. AI's gonna we've been living in a version of AI our whole lives.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:55

We have.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:56

You know, it's all been dictated.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:00

I agree with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:03

Uh I don't know how we're coming along, but I got another thing I wanted to ask.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:09

Talk to the teddy bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:11

The other day, I think it was uh it was the Portland or the Grand Ledge page on Facebook. I follow a lot of the communities around us. Yeah. Yeah, might have even been eating rapids, I'm not sure. Anywho, um, me and my husband, we've got three kids, we're tired of living where we are. Is there any good conservative schools or areas where you would suggest we move to? And I'm reading through the comments, and you know what the I guess it'd be three towns, four towns, the the the number the four top towns suggested were Puauma, Westphalia, Fowler, Eaton Rapids, and Mason. And it really surprised me because I I don't know. What's your Catholic school program like in Eaton Rapids? Do you know?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:06

I mean No idea.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:07

Because I'm thinking, okay, woman, if that's the way you want to go, get them into a private school of some sort. You stand a better chance. But like I I'd like to think, you know, P.W. We still are pretty fucking conservative. Oh yeah. But I it falls it falters a little bit every time somebody from outside comes in. You know, because they want to change it. Yes. Yeah, so I agree. So you're not gonna hold that forever. No. But you can't be nineteen forties closed-minded and keep people from coming. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:44

You know?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:44

Yeah, I agree with that. I you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:47

I and I never would have thought Mason would have been on that list, because they're with my experience, pretty liberal.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:56

You got a lot of country folk there.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:58

Maybe I'm reading it wrong.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:59

Yeah, I think I think I mean yeah, you have the city, which is gonna be more of your non-conservative type people, and that's every city. I don't care what city you're doing.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:10

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:10

Most city folks are more on the liberal side, and most country folks are more on the conservative side.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:19

But don't you think a lot of that isn't necessarily where you're living, but how you were raised?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:24

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:25

You know, although I say that, but like I'm not dogging my mom, but she she's not liberal by any means, but she's a lot more liberal than I am. You know? And it's like, well, where did I learn to be so tight assed about certain things? You know, your mom is she's kind of like mine as well. No, she's very conservative. Is she? Oh yeah. Okay. It's just kind of funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:53

I mean, look at us. Yeah. Turning over a new leaf.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:56

Yeah. I can't wait till the end of the month. We can turn that one over. But I don't know. I think it's all about how you're raised, more so than me too.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:10

And and again, I don't give a fuck if you're left or if you're right. If you're a good person, we can all sit around. We can sit around and have all the beer and all the fun chats and all the good times you want. And left or right, it shouldn't matter either.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:24

We should all be looking at what, you know, because you on the right know what's good for us. Me on the left knows what's good for us. Yeah. Why why don't we just say, huh? We're fighting about the same goddamn thing. Yeah. But we can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:41

That's us getting soft. It is. And since we're getting soft, we better go. I think it's time to go. I don't want to go through this. On that note, we'll catch you next week. And as always, stay positive, test negative, and we'll catch you next week.