Episode 31

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:01

You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Hoogie. You fucker. Yeah, cheap son of a bitch. Hope you got some money from grabbing your birthday card so you can send it our way. To you. Welcome everybody. Number 31. Um, we're a day earlier this week than what we have been. Um Jason Witt, I did not get an episode 30 email update. I imagine you're still back in that big brand new camper into the side yard. But when you're finished with that, if you could go ahead and drop us a little uh email on the review, I'd appreciate it. Uh Bob, you told me earlier that you heard there was a gravel train fight. Yes. So they must have been listening.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

Yeah, so I was on Facebook on my break because I'm really busy at work, and uh it was on the area scanner Facebook page. It says that somebody with a gravel train and a sedan got into a road rage incident, and then they all of a sudden they were outside fighting, physically fighting. And I thought, well, good for them. You know, a couple episodes back we talked about we need more fights. We do. You know, it'll fix some of the problems. It'll it'll knock some people down to where they should be. And did it say who won? Uh no. I did I never saw in the comments anything or no videos or anything like that. But uh yeah, so so kudos to the gravel train guy. I know you were listening to us and you took our advice and you got out and snapped a mudhole in that motherfucker because he was probably was fucking around on his car. I hope he didn't.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

Well, you know what? I'll tell you though. There's two gravel train drivers. I did it for a while. There's two differences. You got the buff, good shape, gravel train driver, and you've got the Portly fella.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Portly.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Um don't hit me again, and I'm gonna have a heart attack. So hopefully he was.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Well, if he got out of the truck, it's probably the rough and tough guy.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

I hope so. And you know what don't happen enough because cars are fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

Yeah, we need more fights. And that's that's endorsed by Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Yes, sir. What is not endorsed by Bob and Brad is FDA approved lab grown fucking meat. They can uh FDA approve lab grown meat, uh-huh, but not a cancer treatment. Have you heard about that? They they approved chicken, they ain't gotten into beef yet, but they're they're gonna be there.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

Well, why would they have something that cures cancer when they're gonna feed the cancer to you with the lab-grown fucking meat?

SPEAKER_00 2:51

How how do you know? This shit's Bill Gates.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Oh, I'm sure. The big elites are in control of population. I believe it wholeheartedly. People can think I'm crazy, people think I'm a conspiracy theorist, whatever, but I believe the elites with the big dollars that have the backing and have the abilities, I think they play a role in population control.

SPEAKER_00 3:19

I wish I was a boy. That's what Pinocchio did, because he had the strings together. Because he was a puppet. Yep. Um, how do you think that lab grown meat's gonna be in the store? Am I gonna have my I ate grass and here I am, eat me, and then over here I'm gonna have the lab grown meat, or is it gonna be like gasoline where the sticker says less than 10% lab meat?

SPEAKER_02 3:41

Or will it not tell you anything and you won't even know?

SPEAKER_00 3:43

Right. Here's a cancer stick, go fry it up for your kids. Right. Give us another round of COVID if you want to wipe us out. Fucking assholes.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Yeah. Um that's all that was. Lost my train of thought on that one. Oh, meat. Now, I'm gonna get a little pushback on this comment, and that's okay. But there is a big difference in meat whether you go to Walmart or you go to Meyer or your local grocery store or whatever. And and I and I and I'm not saying all of it, but beef, there is definitely a difference. I got a steak. I got some steaks, a package of them, one time at Walmart, and I grilled them.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

I hope you're going in the right direction here.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

And that Walmart beef was nasty.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

Okay, good. I was afraid you were gonna say you liked it, but it's gonna slap you.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

The color of it, the texture of it, everything about it was wrong. Compared to anything that I've any other beef I've steaks that I've cooked before. So I don't know what they're doing different, but it's that was the last time I ever bought Walmart. It it seemed like it. I really, it really did seem like it was not actual meat.

SPEAKER_00 5:09

Even their burger's fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

It looks different, it cooks different. Um, speaking of burger, yeah. You know, we're always big steak, brisket talkers, ribs. Oh yeah. Yeah. But when you go for a hamburger, because I've got different grades that I use for different things. Correct. Do you like the 9010 or the 782 8020? What's your go-to burger?

SPEAKER_02 5:34

Well, I I I don't have a good answer for you because we buy a half a beef from the same farmer every single time. And I don't know what that equates to because it doesn't tell you on the damn package. Can you call him tomorrow? No. No, he don't want to talk to me right now. Unless I'm buying a half of beef.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Yeah, I I I like my 80-20 for grilling burgers.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

And I think that's kind of the standard.

SPEAKER_00 5:59

I like my 90-10 for like tacos and shit.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

Yeah. But see, when we do tacos, which yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, so and it was Tuesday, so it was taco Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

Um, and uh we mix half and half with ground beef, ground venison.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Always do half and half?

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Yeah, when we do tacos, yeah. Yeah, and it's fucking delicious. Sloppy Joe's. Uh yep. We don't do a lot of sloppy joes, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

Um you don't like sloppy joe?

SPEAKER_02 6:27

I I like 'em, but it's not my go-to.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

Like I'm I don't you put cheese on it?

SPEAKER_02 6:32

Yes. Yeah, okay, and mustard.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

Yeah, she puts mustard in it, but I won't.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

No, I put it on the like on the channel? Yeah.

unknown 6:41

Huh.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Yeah. That's what I like.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

Like what you like. Right. I'm not here to change your view on anything.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

Or judge me, motherfucker. No, no, no. So don't even start that shit.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

And I don't think you're gonna have anybody push you back on the Walmart beef, though, because that is some shit me.

SPEAKER_02 6:55

If they do, they're they're they've never had good news.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

They're messing out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

Yeah. So I I I just I can't do the Walmart beef. It was uh that it ruined it for me. It was gross.

SPEAKER_00 7:05

Oh, did you see the TikTok uh Logan put on the other day? No. Um it was really kind of cool. It was a bunch of clips of them fucking guys just out partying and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

He does that quite often.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

Man, I miss them days.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

I really do. Speaking of that.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

Yeah. Partying?

SPEAKER_00 7:26

Today I get a I get a text today from Malachi. Uh you haven't met him yet. No. He's a girthy um Paul Bunyan sort. Okay. Uh, do you remember the goofy motherfucker from the show Taxi? Had the black. Yeah. Yeah. He takes his hat off. You'd swear to God that was him. Wears a hat, he looks alright. But uh anywho, he sends me a text. 5338 episode XXX. I'll take that bet. It will be a cakewalk.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

Is he talking about the drinking bet?

SPEAKER_00 7:58

Yes. I got also about 10 additional texts throughout the day.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

What's your calendar looking like? Name a time. All these kids, they've all of a sudden grown 10 foot tall and bulletproof. And bitch, it wasn't who can drink and stay standing. It was who can drink all night and get up at 7 a.m.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

And get shit done.

SPEAKER_00 8:22

And get shit done. So I think round one, we might do it with Malachi, and he'll probably pick his fucking main man Zach. Or he might, yeah, he might pick Ty to do it with him. But anywho, the next day, 6 a.m. We're going for a run, motherfucker. That's right. After we cut three quarter fucking wood. Yeah. Being there with a chainsaws waking him up. Get up, bitches. Time to work. They ain't gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 8:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

So there were rules to that, and I think at 5345, them rules were explained, and they didn't listen to it.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Yeah, because they were too busy. Oh fuck, I'll show them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00 8:59

Anybody there is Fucking Sydney comes in. He'd done working today on my drivers. We doing liquor or just beer? Well, he's a big feller, so I told him he's doing glass bottle and we'll we'll do the beer and keep us even.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

I mean, we never said liquor.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

No. We said drinking.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

Although I think we beat the pants off all them little fuckers no matter what.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

Oh, I guarantee them. Young punk kids? Fuck. Well, just like we said last time. They laid around in the fucking tents till noon or later. Right. And then got up like, oh man, oh, uh.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Oh, breakfast? Whoa, who made that? Like your mom just dropped it the fuck off. No, we've been up making it.

SPEAKER_02 9:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

Yeah. Um, putting it up. And on that note, uh, too. Uh so Saturday's the Airstream Convention. Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

Urban Air, they call it.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Um, I think the wife's on board. She's a little nervous because Mother's Day's the next day, but that's fine. But I was also informed that we may have to work in another stop. Uh that kid Sydney that I was talking about is having a big party. Oh, he's over on Gunnell Road.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Also, he's around right around the corner here. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

And uh I guess he has some bashers. Gonna be a lot of people there.

SPEAKER_02 10:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:18

Might be a good time to try out that new electric business card.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:23

So we might have to figure out how to get over there for a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

I got that covered. You come here, we jump on the side by side, and we cruise over to Gunnell Road.

unknown 10:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 10:34

Is it close enough for that?

SPEAKER_02 10:35

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

We won't do that. 1111 Gunnell Road. South Gunnell Road.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

You just gave everybody the guy's address to the back.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

Come on over, motherfuckers. Let's tear it up. He always talks about these big parties he had. Um, and forget that address unless you were formally invited. Or not.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

And if you show up and you weren't invited, just say, huh? I'm here with Brad. Here with Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

He'll know. He'll let you in.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

Or he won't.

SPEAKER_00 11:06

Or he won't. And I've heard stories about the people that he won't, so tread softly.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:14

The Bob and Brad show are not responsible for any decisions you make on your own.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

Yeah. Even if we told you to do it.

SPEAKER_00 11:20

Our lawyer, Figer, told me to say that once in a while.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

Absolutely. And he's a fighter.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

Ooh, we should bring him Saturday. Yes. Yeah. Who invited you? Get them, Figer. That's right. Still doing the elp. Good. I actually like the way them taste. They got good flavor. Are you finding them in more places now or no? Not yet.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

The Wild Bills tobacco store has them. They carry them. But I go to Spandex and get them. They generally have them.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Hold that with that. Is the can smaller? Nope. Same size can. Oh, it is. Your pocket rings are still still right. Not stupid ass fucking. Still popping in the Zens once in a while.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

Yeah, every you know, every every couple of days, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 12:01

That's ALP. Yeah. Elp.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

Help. Help nicotine pouches. For the most refreshing. Ooh. Chew, substitute. Get elp.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

I I like that. And the pouches are a little bigger.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

They are, so they're they feel feel right. Yeah. So still, still no tobacco. Haven't had that in God, it's had to be in three weeks now.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

Oh, yeah, three. I'd say three. That's good.

SPEAKER_02 12:27

I'm doing good. Good for you. Yeah. Look at me taking the safer alternative.

SPEAKER_00 12:31

I'd sing you a song too if there was like a happy you quit song, but write that up this week. I'll sing it next week. Four weeks. Happy. Yeah. Met some interesting people at the old wagon wheel in Portland there Monday night. I'm glad you guys called and said, let's get on the bike.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Yeah. It was too nice not to. You know, a beautiful sunny day out. Had a few drinks. Said, no, we're gonna go for a ride.

SPEAKER_00 12:56

Got a lot of followers.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

We did. We gained a few right there at the wagon wheel. Uh big old group of group of golfers on a limousine bus. And they knew how that's the way to do it. Yeah. Wixham, is that where they were from? That area, yeah, somewhere in there.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

Um in case he's listening, gotta say hi to Wyatt.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

Yep. Oh, Wyatt. He was he was the uh he was the main man in their group.

SPEAKER_00 13:19

Yeah, what do they what do they call that in golf? You got the ball boy, bat boy, in baseball.

SPEAKER_02 13:26

I think he's the ball washer.

SPEAKER_00 13:28

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Yep. Wyatt the ball washer. No, it was they they were doing a pro-am golf tournament.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Pro am and something else.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

Yeah, so they were like I guess they were somewhat semi-professional golfers.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

Yeah, that's what it was. Pro am and semi-pro is what he called it.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

So that was kind of neat.

SPEAKER_00 13:50

Yeah, they're all those guys for a while. They were having a good time. Good group of guys. Yeah, partying it up. There's one that was a little Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

We'll we'll let him slide. Yeah, get the stick out of your ass, dude.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

You're hanging out with 29 cool people. Yeah. Make it 30.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Who knows? Maybe he's the guy flipping the fucking bill.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

Could be.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

Um. Before we get too far into this. Yeah. June 6th. Yes. I've got a couple routes together, and we need to know if you're coming. Please let us know if you're coming.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

And how many? And what your mode of transportation is.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

Yes. Yes and yes.

SPEAKER_02 14:33

I I was looking over those routes that you sent me. Um we'll have to.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

We'll have to sit down and talk about this one, kinda.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

Yeah, there was there was one I was thinking no. Yeah. So we'll go over that off the air.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Although that'll eat up some time. No, we're just sit here and just Yeah. What do y'all think? But yeah. Oh, so you just really it would help. We're uh I got a countdown on here. We're 30 days, 14 hours, 44 minutes, 28 seconds away.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna be a good time.

SPEAKER_00 15:07

I'm not gonna look forward to it if at 44 minutes to go I get a bunch of ding ding ding. Okay, that's just the way it is. Piss poor planning there. Yeah. So yeah, let us know. And even if you uh if you're kind of a pussy to it, you can say, well, if it's not raining, I'll be there. Then I'll kind of half count you.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

Yeah. But don't be a pussy.

SPEAKER_00 15:27

Right. Just show up.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Um and then we got the paintball deal coming up.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

Yeah, how's the planning on that going? Uh we're getting there. Ben and talks our team.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Yep, Ben and Talks with a couple of the fields. Um I think we've narrowed it down. We're gonna do Potterville.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

Um I for a moment say for real? Yeah. Because I think you're full of shit.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

Did you not call and talk to them? I did. Okay, so we're getting closer.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

Oh, let's see here. Upcoming events. Oh, where is it? Um, there's a thing on here that's gonna tell me that Bob is putting this together. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Bob's mouth went full hero mode and starting writing checks, his body cannot cash.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Hey, uh, look at your text message. Oh, you can't. We just got a text message. One of our top listeners just text in a group and said, Chug a beer on three, and then he's counted one, two, three. So I feel like we need to honor.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

Are we getting a new one going through it? Yeah, because that one's almost gone. Alright, I'm gonna finish that one later.

SPEAKER_02 16:55

Yeah. So Dexter. Everybody that's listening, watching, we're only doing this because hold on, let's give them a minute to go grab a beer. Yeah. Hurry up and grab a beer. And we'll come back to that in just a minute. And then we'll do the countdown. We'll chug these motherfuckers. And if you're driving, well, piss poor plan and pull over.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

Pull over, yeah. Yeah, don't want your head tip back that long. Get in your cooler. Okay, I think that's been enough time. Yeah, yeah. My beer ain't that far away.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Okay, and and you could have paused it too, because they have the ability to pause it to get their beer. So, alright, here we go. This is uh this is for you, Dex.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

Is it three, two, one, then drink or three, two, three?

SPEAKER_02 17:37

Well, he said on three, one, two, three. So we're gonna count to three, and on three, we're gonna chug these motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

You're going up. One, two, three.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

Hold on. Does that really say three, one, two, three? Yeah. Chug a beer on three. Oh, okay. So he's telling us how to do it. Yep, so thinks we're stupid. Yeah. So, Dex, this is for you. One, two, three. There you have it, folks.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

Don't send another text. I can't do these all night long.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

We'll be sleeping on the couch. Wow, ha.

SPEAKER_00 18:17

Felt like a full 12 ounces.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

That was a toll, that was 12 cold ounces right there.

unknown 18:26

Whew.

SPEAKER_00 18:27

Join us in another hour while me and Bob leave the camera on and fall asleep hugging each other. I haven't done that in a while.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

Must be he got told we were in the middle of a podcast.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

Oh, I bet so. Uh-huh. Yep. Probably texted him and said, I'm all by myself. Lucas is gone. What do I do while those guys are in the basement? Let me tell you, baby girl. Wow. Um, that is not gonna take part very often when we compete. No. Because I can't compete like that.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

Um I got a lot of uh questions over the last week concerning you.

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Um what what's this Ida Bell look like?

SPEAKER_00 19:20

Oh. Have you been shown people?

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Yeah. So yeah, people want to know what what your what your doll looks like.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

And what do they say? Do they say, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

Well, one person said, uh, that's not that's not what I expected it her to look like. Like not not the quality. Yeah, right. Just the look the look was was I I wasn't expecting it to look that wasn't what I was picturing. Other people were like, Wow. That's that's pretty sweet.

SPEAKER_00 19:50

So how many of them, knowing we're going full bar on this, uh huh, how many of them have clicked on there and bought their uh snap in uh crotch holes so when we finally get her, so they can pay rent? We can break her in, right?

SPEAKER_02 20:06

Um I don't know if anybody's bought any yet, but I think the gears are turning.

SPEAKER_00 20:12

I mean, somebody wants to take lead on this, and we probably get them if we do a group order cheaper.

SPEAKER_02 20:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:18

Um who said it wasn't what he was expecting, Ryan?

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Uh I'm not gonna talk about who said it.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

Okay. Well, seems so I brought your name up, Ryan Stage. You wanna throw together a little uh sign-up sheet on like Google Genius or something, and then we'll all uh tell you how many we're buying and then make one massive order.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Yeah, uh I'll I'll talk to him about that tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

That would be awesome.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

Um which I think he's probably gonna be in because it sounds like the uh the little relationship that he was in had a little snatch.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

Head south. Yeah. He didn't head south enough.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

Right.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

So he is uh single again.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

Back on the market. So if we've got any single ladies that uh might be interested in him.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

You know what? I'm gonna have to meet him. Yeah. Mm and face to face. I'm sitting him down, talk to him. I got a couple people in mind. But gotta make sure he's on the straight and arrow.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Yes. Worthy.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

Worthy. Right. Yeah. And they're of age and they look good, Ryan, so ease. Don't be scared. Don't be scared.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

It'll be a blind date.

unknown 21:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:33

That Ida, she was a hit, man. A lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

She likes to get hit.

SPEAKER_00 21:38

Yeah. Not with punches either. No. No, break my back, baby.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Yeah, well, Ida Bell.

SPEAKER_00 21:51

Um driving down the road the other day. Trying to loosen your load? Got several sa is it several women on my mind or seven? Because then he kind of counts. Two that want to kill me, three that want to kill me.

SPEAKER_02 22:04

Seven women on my mind.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

And what is stow me? Like steal me?

SPEAKER_02 22:08

I don't know. Does he say stow? I think he says stone. I guess. Four that wanna hold me. Hold me. Two that want to own me. Own me. One that She's a friend of mine.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

I'm gonna look this up real quick, because ever since you you got me hooked into this, I can look anything up while we talk. I really like it. What's the name of the song? Uh Take It Easy. Take it easy. God dang. Take. But anywho, going down the road. Yeah. And on the bike. And we're in kind of a hilly area. So, you know, you you only got a couple minutes to get around somebody.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

Stop riding the yellow line, you fucking dirt bag cocksucking maggot that's in a car or a truck.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

Knowing that you got a bike right behind you, that it's safer for them to be ahead of you than behind you.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Exactly. Yeah. Let me just see what's going on. I'll pass, you pass.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:09

Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me. That's what I said. You're right. What is like fucking bam, bam, like fucking cue?

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Like they're they're mad at you. Like back in the days? Yeah. Like like David and Goliath. Didn't he stone him?

SPEAKER_00 23:26

And the four that wanna own 'em must be like, do they is that his way of saying like they want to get married? Or just tell you everything?

SPEAKER_02 23:33

I think like they want they want him to themselves.

SPEAKER_00 23:37

So Ryan, that girl, is she one that wants to own you? One that wants to stone you, or is she just a friend of yours? I think she wants to own him. And he don't.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

And I think she would just jump with a gun.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

You ain't fencing this wild dog in.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Yeah. Yeah. He said something about when the dog's hungry, he's gonna eat. Wolf. So don't know what he meant by that, but uh, you know, that was his words, not mine.

SPEAKER_00 24:05

Oh, I understand. You know, and he's still young. What is he, 30?

SPEAKER_02 24:09

No, he's 34, 35, 35, 35.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

Get a little long in the tooth. You might want to find somebody that wants to own you, because pretty soon your choices uh they get depleted. Yeah. Yeah. When a woman in her early 40s is not owned, it's not really one that you want to own you. Usually. She's probably coming with some baggage. Yep. I ain't United Airlines, motherfucker. Well, you sure fucking spirit. Did you see the clouds on the other?

SPEAKER_02 24:41

Boy, they put the fucks to a lot of people. How does that happen? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

One day you're a yellow fucking missile in the sky, the next day you're all grounded. We you know what? We're gonna have to save this thought for down the road. Okay, and we're gonna have to get Delta Bryan in here to explain to us Oh, he will. How it all falls apart.

SPEAKER_02 25:05

Absolutely. And apparently, and I I remember it now. Did you get your money back for tickets?

SPEAKER_00 25:12

No. So you're you're you're shit out of luck. You're as the Eagles said, standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona, yeah, no place to go.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

None. Zero. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

You're just fucked.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

Unless you can start flapping your fucking arms like a bird, you ain't flying nowhere.

SPEAKER_00 25:27

And a lot of people, they did spirit because they didn't they were cheap. Yeah. They didn't have the money to do the others.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

You know what else was cheap about them? Their fucking quality and their customer service.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

I heard the customer service. Well, especially now, it's ten times as bad.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

Well, there's nobody even answering the phones now.

SPEAKER_00 25:48

And then the government just says, fuck it, fuck all these people.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

Well, the government bailed them out once before.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

Oh, I did not know that.

SPEAKER_02 25:55

Yeah, and that's where I was going with that. Is I I had just heard that and I I remember it now that it's being brought up, but yeah, they they got a big bailout from the government once before, and then they fucked up. Yeah, they mishandled their business again and now they're up shit crick. And apparently another airline How about the fuel bill?

SPEAKER_00 26:18

I'm sure they weren't current on that.

SPEAKER_02 26:21

That might have been what broke them. Yeah. But apparently another airline offered to buy them and they wouldn't sell.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

Was that Delta?

SPEAKER_02 26:31

I have no idea. No idea. No, I'm not sure. I that was just what I had heard.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

Same color, maybe they're related to DHL who keeps popping up and disappearing.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

Yeah, what yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

I think Savannah, there's the other one.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

Then they're closed.

SPEAKER_00 26:45

Yeah. Are you closed or you're not? Right. What are you doing here? For the love of God, before you close again, deliver my package. It's been three years. I don't even remember what I ordered, but I want it. Yeah, that's uh that's a really weird just one day you're at the airport.

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

Like why ain't they bringing my bird around yet?

SPEAKER_02 27:07

Well, you go, apparently you'd go to the gate and like locked up tighter than a nun's cunt.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

Oh, nobody even there to explain?

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Yep. No, no workers, no nothing.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

That's fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

So yeah, that that's terrible for anybody that got screwed up in that traveling.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

I probably wouldn't be able to get hot after a fucking job. Well, I just moved. Yeah. How you guys like the new house? No, that's fucked up. Cardboard box? Yeah, I love it. You know, because like there'd been in the past two years like six big good-sized trucking companies that did that. Oh, yeah. Drivers got to work, uh, fucking. Ain't nobody there. Nobody's there. And that, okay. Chances are for most of them, they were they just drove in for the day to get in and go to work. So get back in your wheels, go home. Yeah. But for those guys that got dumped in, you know, southwest Texas, fuel card ain't on. Ain't got no gas in it. Right. What am I supposed to do? Yeah. Oh, I'll fly home. Oh fuck, no, I can't do that now because spirits out. You're fucked. Yeah. Yeah. So that uh That's why I like to drive everywhere I go.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

I don't. I'm tired of driving.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Are you a flyer? If you have a choice, you'd fly rather than drive.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Yeah, more times than not.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

I don't like that.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

So like we went to Nashville. You're you're here. You guys flew Nashville. And we flew to Nashville because it was a real short weekend. It was just it was a surprise for friend's birthday. And uh so we flew down there. By the time we got done fucking around driving to the airport, getting there early, then our flight was delayed.

SPEAKER_00 28:50

Brad drove down, he's on his fifth beer. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 28:52

Yeah, I could have I I honestly could have driven.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

Was it that long?

SPEAKER_02 28:56

All the by the time it was all said and done, it was a direct flight, it would have been like half-hour difference. By the time by the time we left our house and got to our hotel, I think I could have drove it in just as quick. That's horse shit. Yeah. The flight don't take long, it's like an hour flight.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

Well, you're going up by the time you're up, you're coming back down.

SPEAKER_02 29:21

Yeah. But you gotta get to the airport early. Airport's an hour and a half away.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

And then did you have to do this?

SPEAKER_02 29:27

And the little scanner so we got there and then we had to get an Uber and go from the airport to the hotel. I couldn't have to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 29:34

Depending on time of day, that fucking Uber is not timely.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

Well, it was it was late at this point because the fucking flight was delayed so bad. So it's almost not worth it. I told her next time, I says, we uh next time we go to Nashville, we're jumping on the bike and going.

SPEAKER_00 29:48

You'd be hard pressed to get me to fly there.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

Yeah. So yeah, I didn't think I can fly right now. I think the IRS has us uh grounded? Yeah, they got passports blocked, and I I do believe that I cannot fly.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

Oh. They want you to flee the country?

SPEAKER_00 30:09

Where the fuck they think I'm gonna go? You know how much money I have.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

Or don't.

SPEAKER_00 30:13

Oh, he's going to Bali. The fuck he is. On a postcard. Yeah, that that whole case. Nah, it's going slower than I thought, but we're getting there. Um seems how we just 3213 or 123, whatever the fuck we did for Dexter there. Yeah. Um, I'm not gonna make it public. I'm just gonna say, sorry about one of my comments last week, Dexter. That's for you. It's been discussed. We're back to being bros. Bruh. Is that how you say it? Bruh. Bruh. Bruh, bro. I don't want to be a broke. Broham. Yeah, bro. Anywho, there. There it is. It's public, it's out there, everybody knows. So go ahead and listen to this episode and pick me all the fuck apart, too. You know.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

Speaking of you apologizing, which is never happens. Rare. Um we were talking the other day, and you said something about somebody said that we're a little gruff.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

Yes. In my head, that is good ruff.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Like that's rough with a G. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 31:24

The crime dog.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

Yeah. That's McGruff, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 31:28

Oh, yeah. But I don't really understand what gruff I mean, am I the cleanest, most well-kept looking individual?

SPEAKER_02 31:35

I don't think it has anything to do with looks.

SPEAKER_00 31:38

Are you looking it up? Yes. Because I don't really I don't think we're gruff. You're getting quick on that.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Gruff describes a harsh, low-pitched voice or an abrupt, unfriendly, and surly demeanor.

SPEAKER_00 32:00

We're friendly. Do you think people think we're not? When we're out and about? I mean, you get loud.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

I think we might be a little gruff.

SPEAKER_00 32:13

Fuck it, fuck, yeah. I don't think we're gruff. We're gruff.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

Well, I think the gruff part that they said is the part where it says a harsh, low-pitched voice and abrupt.

SPEAKER_00 32:27

Oh, you think it's the abrupt?

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Yeah, in the low-pitched, harsh voice.

SPEAKER_00 32:31

What is low pitch?

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Look look we don't we don't talk like this. Oh just a lower lower tone of a voice.

SPEAKER_00 32:42

Yeah, well, right there. Well, James Earl Jones is gruff then.

SPEAKER_02 32:46

Key details about gruff. Tone of voice. It refers to a raspy, husky, or throaty sound. I know some girls that are gruff.

SPEAKER_03 32:55

I like throaty.

SPEAKER_00 32:58

Get over here, you gruff bitch. You try that. Let me know how that works out. I'm not gonna do that. Um so is it a bad thing?

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Well, then it says often resulting from emotion or illness.

SPEAKER_00 33:12

Oh, I've got some emotions.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

Yeah, you're a fucking emotional wreck.

SPEAKER_00 33:16

And if the windows were open, you'd have some fucking what was the other one? Emotions and what? Illness. Yeah, you'd have people think you were ill from your allergies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

So uh you want me to use gruff in a sentence?

SPEAKER_00 33:28

I would love it.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

His gruff exterior concealed one of the kindest hearts. Well, that's true. Or he gave a gruff reply when asked for help.

SPEAKER_00 33:39

Well, sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Anybody asks you anything, you're stupid.

SPEAKER_00 33:43

Well, I'm sitting there, all right, and I've got a fucking tire in my hand, and I'm trying to get it on the fucking truck. And you sat there for three fucking beers watching me try to get the fucker on there, and then you say, Oh, would you like a hand? And I say, Well, what the fuck do you think? That's not gruff, that's your stupidity for not paying fucking attention.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

That's extremely gruff. In fact, I think that was the definition. If Brad says something mean like that, that's extreme gruffness.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

You know, you know how fucking tired I get of in cases like that. You know, I'm gonna watch you struggle for fucking days, and then I'm gonna be pissed when I get a snarky remark back.

SPEAKER_02 34:26

I feel like I'm being attacked, and I wasn't even there when you did the tires on the back.

SPEAKER_00 34:30

Oh no, no, no, not yet. You're not being attacked. I guess fucking gruff. That's gruffer. Fuck it. Just no, please let me continue to struggle while you do fucking nothing to help me. It drives like how fucking stupid are people these days? You know, oh my god. It just the other night when we met, you guys are kidding free this week because Lucas uh you sent him off to military camp.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:05

Um, so when you came out Monday, uh you were a little delayed because you were getting some, and I understand, and I said, Well, that didn't take as long as I thought it would. You said her vibrator helped me along. Correct. And then I said, Well, where do you put the vibrator on you? And you looked at me like I was a fucking idiot. So where do you put it to hurry you along?

SPEAKER_02 35:36

It didn't hurry me along, it hurried the process along.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

So you wait till she's done every time?

SPEAKER_02 35:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 35:45

Really? Yes, why?

SPEAKER_02 35:47

Because I'm a selfless lover.

SPEAKER_00 35:49

Well, that's not gruff at all.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

No, no, I'm the opposite of gruff. You're the gruff motherfucker, not me.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

So you're okay. I thought the vibrant and I waited until we did this to ask more in depth because I thought for sure like she'd hit your nuts with it or something. Because I've seen videos where they run it up and down.

SPEAKER_02 36:11

That's kind of cool. I'll try that. You never have. Yeah, we have that's kind of neat. Just don't go too far past the taint.

SPEAKER_00 36:22

Going towards the balls or towards the balls?

SPEAKER_02 36:24

Away from the balls.

SPEAKER_00 36:28

Have a mess?

SPEAKER_02 36:29

No. No, no, we're just gonna go ahead and fucking stop and jump there. Does it you can call me spirit motherfucker? We're grounded.

SPEAKER_00 36:38

When the head of the vibrator hits the old starfish, you get really excited.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

No, it doesn't, and we're not gonna.

SPEAKER_00 36:46

Like how did you find that out? I don't know, but the idea of it is enough. Anybody that's watching this is looking at you right now saying, Oh, he knows. No, he does not know.

SPEAKER_02 36:56

No, sir. Absolutely not. Huh. It is my button, it's exit only. You can take that to the bank.

SPEAKER_00 37:04

So it was uh just a misunderstanding on my part.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

Yes, yes. What you should have understood is that the vibrator and I worked hand in hand together in this endeavor.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

So what do you do? Just kind of fucking and 'cause like we've used that to do that.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

Right.

SPEAKER_00 37:25

But I always just hand it to her and I say, you know where this goes, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

That's because you're you're a selfish lover. And that's part of your problem.

SPEAKER_00 37:33

And it's getting worse.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

I know. You're a fucking dick. I mean, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

You're so foolish. Oh my god. Remember that blonde-haired guy with long hair, and all the chicks wanted to do him, and he was got popular because they put him on a book? Fabio. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

Yeah. Yeah. What about him?

SPEAKER_00 37:58

I don't think he spends that much time making sure everybody's happy before he's.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

Because he's an arrogant fucking prick.

SPEAKER_00 38:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

He ain't even gruff.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

I was trying to go the other way with that. Like why?

SPEAKER_02 38:11

Everybody wanted him, and he just kind of like that look.

SPEAKER_00 38:17

Shade movie. What was that called? Shades of gray? Yeah. Fifty shades of gray. Yeah. And everybody got all hot and bothered over that movie.

SPEAKER_02 38:26

Well I never watched it.

SPEAKER_00 38:28

I pick your ass up, take you to a trailer in a trailer park, tie you up in the kitchen. You're not that turned on. Were they turned on from that, or were they turned on from the fact that the motherfucker had a lot of money? Oh, we're gonna fly to France and then I'll tie you up in my little dungeon. Well, fuck yeah. What woman's?

SPEAKER_02 38:49

Well, anyway, it was real muscular and fit, but that's a thing of the past.

SPEAKER_00 38:54

Her nipples were weird.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

I didn't even watch it, but I know about it.

SPEAKER_00 38:57

Watch it, because her nipples are just no? No. No.

SPEAKER_02 39:03

Like how many CDs could you hang off of them?

SPEAKER_00 39:06

Probably. I mean, you could hang your laundry on the motherfucker if something were way too much. Look like little fucking fingers. Really? Blacker than your shirt? And she is pretty white, yeah. That's weird. Yeah. Look at it sometime. Um I heard uh rumor mill, I I talked to the wife, your wife, earlier, and she said that you guys did watch uh Hogan's documentary.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

We did last night.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

Did you get through all four?

SPEAKER_02 39:37

All four. Sat right there, never got out of the chair.

SPEAKER_00 39:39

Pretty good damn show, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_02 39:41

It really was. It was interesting. It was. Um I'll be the first to tell you that I was surprised, but I wasn't surprised about the cocaine.

SPEAKER_00 39:52

Oh yeah, yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

Um because all your big stars, they do it. Most of them do.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

Yeah, Bob and Brad won't when we hit it big. No.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

No.

unknown 40:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

But like Bob won't. As a kid, you know. Hogan was the man. I'd have never thought he was doing that.

SPEAKER_00 40:16

You know, the steroid use that they kind of clobbered him on. That goes against everything he was saying. How the fuck do you think these guys get that big?

SPEAKER_02 40:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:25

You know, uh, Kevin Nash kinda, you know, he got a little, yeah, a little teary-eyed there for a minute. Yeah. Um, I thought Brett the hitman was gonna just dog the fuck out of him for the you know, because when you first met Brett on the show, he's like, yeah, that guy. And he he just seemed like he well, he seemed like he was being really gruff.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

He was. In the very last time they had him in the interview, yeah, he flat out said that Hogan was a fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_00 40:52

He did, yeah. Yeah. But he came around and admitted that if it wasn't for him, he was jealous.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

Yeah, you know, they they wouldn't be half of what they are, and then like as a kid growing up, the Ultimate Warrior, I thought he was great. I liked him.

SPEAKER_00 41:06

Whew, he is a mess.

SPEAKER_02 41:07

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was not, he was not the new face. No, no, and he made that clear. Um, but it was funny. I was sitting there, every time one of the old wrestlers would would show up on the TV, I'd be like, oh, that's so and so. And she's she you know didn't know wrestling. Right. She's like, she just starts laughing, like, I'm reliving my childhood right here. Like fucking Brutus the barber beefcake. Yes, yeah, you know, and thanks for thanks for me.

SPEAKER_00 41:35

Uh Ricardo watched a lot of wrestling when Trish was growing up, so she knew a bunch of them. Yeah, which made it kind of fun. Yeah, um, oh fuck uh Hexaw Jim Duggan.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

He looked, he looks rough. Like Yeah, yeah. Uh Jesse the Body Ventura looks pretty rough. Oh my god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

No, I didn't ever pay much attention to him when he was uh the governor. Yeah. He didn't look that rough, did he? He couldn't ask.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

No, no, he he aged hard after that.

SPEAKER_00 42:04

Did he still have long hair when he was in office? Do you remember? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Um, but a little uh little side note, speaking of all that, and you brought him up already, Kevin Nash. Yeah. You know he's from Detroit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we actually hit him in episode four. And he lives down in Florida, and when I was living in Florida, my brother and I were used to working out at the powerhouse gym. And he was in there and we we were actually working out with him. Like he'd do sets with us and everything.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

I mean, he looks good.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Yeah. Still, yep.

SPEAKER_00 42:34

Um, you know, the other guy, uh Triple H.

SPEAKER_02 42:38

Oh yeah. He aged well too.

SPEAKER_00 42:40

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

But you know, he changed his name from he wasn't Triple H at the beginning. No, he wasn't. Hunter Hurst Helmsley.

SPEAKER_00 42:47

Yes. Yeah. But God, he, you know, um, god damn, they showed uh Sergeant Slaughter. Yeah. Boy, he looks like he's wasting away into nothing.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Well, yeah, I think he's older than a lot of those guys, though.

SPEAKER_00 43:00

Is he? I think he was on the older side when it was all going on. Generation above them.

SPEAKER_02 43:05

Yeah. But it was it was cool. It was cool to see all that and and watch it.

SPEAKER_00 43:09

It was because you know, it's like a lot of them clips. I remember seeing that. Yeah. You know? Yep.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

Like when the 17 shoes.

SPEAKER_00 43:18

Yeah, yeah. And I still I mean, that's part of your fucking spine problem right there. You picked his ass up. Yeah. But I never thought about it like when he said uh the leg drop. The leg drop. That's the thing I would have given up.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

In Japan.

SPEAKER_00 43:32

Yep. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_02 43:34

Yeah, because I mean, but if you think about it, how many, how many hundreds of times does that motherfucker do that and shove his spine?

SPEAKER_00 43:41

Just yeah. Boy, he did a good job with the third wife, though. She is a smoker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:47

Yeah. Oh, Linda wasn't bad looking still.

SPEAKER_00 43:50

No, not at all. Not at all. Just you know, age like everybody else. But she aged pretty well.

SPEAKER_02 43:55

It was the cocaine. That's what made her look so good. She stayed young and vibrant.

SPEAKER_00 43:59

Probably. I don't know.

unknown 44:02

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 44:03

Could be. They never showed the second wife. No, I noticed that. And I wonder if she's got some little lawsuit thing going on. Because like the daughter Brooke wasn't on there. Right, correct. Because she doesn't want she doesn't want to be associated with that mess.

SPEAKER_02 44:16

Right.

SPEAKER_00 44:16

Well.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

Didn't she get in a mess of her own?

SPEAKER_00 44:19

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. She's had a few. Yeah. Um But you know how hard is that gonna be, Bob? I uh I come in here with my camera and I say, hey, we're doing the Hanks, and uh E's gonna buy it from us. I'll give you $300,000 a year. How much does that change your life having somebody with a camera, a whole crew up your ass? It'd be tough. You know, it would be tough. And how tough is that gonna be on Lucas, who's still in school.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

Right.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

His buddies are watching that you know?

SPEAKER_02 44:55

And and no matter what, it may be a reality TV show and you're supposed to act your normal way, but them they were telling, they're telling you how to act.

SPEAKER_00 45:04

You're not acting your normal way.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

No, they're telling you how to act because they need numbers and they need drama and they need to do this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

Yep, go out and get arrested like a dumb fuck, so we got something to talk about. Well, this is Hollywood. Why don't you pretend arrest me and save me a lot of heartache?

SPEAKER_02 45:18

Yeah. And legal fees.

SPEAKER_00 45:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:20

Oh no, we got your legal fees covered, though.

SPEAKER_00 45:22

But you know, I like last week we were talking, kind of blaming TV and movies on things, but I think a lot of it is the reality show. I agree. Because all of a sudden now people think this is the way we're supposed to live.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

Yeah, so then at least on a normal show it's fantasy. They went out and acted a fool. Why can't I?

SPEAKER_00 45:40

Right.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

They got away with it. Why can't I?

SPEAKER_00 45:43

Because your dad don't have 26-inch pythons, brother! Let me tell you something, brother.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

It's your vitamins. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:51

Say your prayers. You know, I don't know. It's it'd be tough. I I mean, I'm already feeling repercussions from our little bit of fame we get off of this sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

Somebody comes up in the bar, hey, you bobbin Brad. Motherfucker, I wanted a night off. Yeah. Now I gotta.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

I'm getting bombarded by paparazzi and fucking people.

SPEAKER_00 46:17

It's tough.

SPEAKER_02 46:18

Nobody asked for that.

SPEAKER_00 46:19

No. It'd be kind of cool. I'd I'd love that. Pull out of the driveway and somebody's like taking a picture of me.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

Yeah. I'll stop and pull pull my pants down, show them a butthole.

SPEAKER_00 46:32

Take a picture of that. You know, and even then, you know, all these um famous people too. You're famous because of people like us. So if I want to say hi, you take the goddamn time to say hi.

SPEAKER_03 46:47

Right.

SPEAKER_00 46:48

I know you say you don't want to be bothered all the time. Then stop fucking traveling.

SPEAKER_02 46:52

You don't mind spending all that fucking money you're making off everybody.

SPEAKER_00 46:56

Right. You know.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

And you you wanted to be a professional, you wanted to be a spotlight.

SPEAKER_00 47:01

You knew what this was.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 47:03

And I feel like if I was that famous, I'm gonna take a minute to say hi to everybody. Oh my god. You know, you gotta have the balls to come up here to me when you see me at a bar and say hi.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

And leave it that there. Yep. Don't don't sit there and fangirl.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

No.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

Unless you're cute.

SPEAKER_00 47:19

Yeah. If I want, you know, uh, I think I talked about it before, uh Jesse uh uh Jesse uh fuck chainsaw song, um uh Jackal, uh lead singer of Jackal.

SPEAKER_02 47:37

Oh, they used to play in Flint all the time. Jesse uh I don't know his name, but I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 47:41

Well he's got shares the name with it, Jesse James Dupree. That's his name. There we go. Okay, got there, thank you. We saw him in Wisconsin for the hog rally, and he went scooting by us, you know, because he is there at the full throttle. Yeah, and he scoots by a couple times in the golf cart, and I said, I'm gonna stop him. And so I finally yelled, hey Jesse, and fucking he couldn't get on the brakes quick enough. Yep, jumped off that fucking cart, comes walking up. Yeah, what can I help you with? And I says, I just wanted to say hi, man. And I said, Love your music, can't wait to see you playing tonight, and I really like the full throttle show because of you. And he says, I don't need to rush around. Where are you guys from? And we talked to him for I'd have to ask Trish because I might be exaggerating a little bit, but 20, 25 minutes. He's from Michigan, isn't he? I think so. Because they they used to play at the end of the show. They used to do flint all the time.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

Machine shop.

SPEAKER_00 48:35

Yep. Yeah and he was great, and he took his time, and I said, Well, I don't want to bother you. You said you've been scooting around, you obviously got shit to do. And he says, Yeah, I do, but I'll get to it. So you know, have a good night tonight, guys. Yep. He was great. That's how we would be. I would hope so.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

Yeah. But we'd be like, hey, while we're here, why don't you buy us a beer?

SPEAKER_00 48:53

Right. In fact, I'm gonna go buy us a couple beer. Oh, that would be great. Um, the one guy that I think is a major douchebag cocksucking dick is Matthew McConaughey. He keeps talking, and he may have bought someplace. Now I stopped kind of paying attention to anything with his fucking name on it. But he was in Michigan doing some film and he wanted to uh buy around Grand Rapids. Everybody's getting all excited, Matthew Matthew. Thank you. Uh he's coming here, he's great. Well, then you talk to anybody that's met him, and he is a self-righteous, obnoxious piece of pile of shit. I could see that. I can too. And dude, you've had some good movies. Don't ruin what I envision you're at, you know. I you're a fun guy and all that, so can you just please act like it? You know, um Tom Cruise, I kinda envisioned being a dick, but I've heard he's a nice guy that takes time.

SPEAKER_02 49:55

I've heard that same thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:56

You know. But I would like to think that if I were to ever get famous, I would take the time to When?

SPEAKER_02 50:03

When you get famous.

SPEAKER_00 50:04

When? When? And not you, it's we. Us. Yeah. You get old and decrepit, I'll put you in my little red wagon and pull you everywhere I go.

SPEAKER_02 50:14

Hell yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:15

Come on, Bob.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Well, by then your grandchildren will be able to pull us both around our wagons.

SPEAKER_00 50:19

Yeah. Well, by the time we get famous, it'll probably be the greats. But you know, we're doing really good though. Uh we haven't brought up this part really, but you know, emails, texts, stuff like that. Uh got a lot of people that say they really, really fucking enjoy us. Yeah. Keep going, you guys are killing it. And I like seeing that because it makes me feel like we're not just down here a couple bumbling idiots.

SPEAKER_02 50:46

Yeah, it's like a little steroid shot.

SPEAKER_00 50:47

It is. Hulkster. Yeah. That's right. Brother. You'd be wearing my fucking fighs as arms if you had.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:58

Yeah.

unknown 50:59

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 51:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:02

But he was a good size.

SPEAKER_00 51:05

So he's a good sized guy to begin with.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Well, yeah, he's what, six, seven, six, nine?

SPEAKER_00 51:13

Yeah, don't say something.

unknown 51:14

God damn it.

SPEAKER_00 51:15

I don't think I um that's never gonna go away in my head.

SPEAKER_02 51:21

Yeah, but the kids are all pissed because the adults ruined it.

SPEAKER_00 51:23

Oh, I'm ready to ruin a lot of things. Uh, Trish is going with her mother and my two youngest kids to see Michael tonight at the IMAX. Uh-huh. Um, one kid, Ava, she's seen it. This will be her second time. Lexi, who's got more money than God, this is her third time seeing it. Jesus. I guess it's really, really good. Um, and uh, so they said they were gonna go after school today. Uh, they had a doctor appointment, then they were gonna go to the movie. And I said, Really? Is it that good to go that many times? Oh, yeah, you gotta see it, Dad. Well, Trish says, Well, I want to go. And then she said, Oh, I need to ask my mom. You've met her mom, you've met Jean. Oh, yeah. Do you picture her as being one at a Michael Jackson concert? Yes. Do you really? I do. Because she said that they saw her and the ants went to see Michael, and I'm thinking, there's no fucking way I can see Gene at a Michael Jackson concert. Really?

SPEAKER_02 52:24

She's she's a party animal. Oh, she is. Oh yeah. Yeah, I can.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

Yeah, boy. She fights a little bit, get that fucking wax coating off of a fucking liquor bottle, but once it's loose, she is fun when she gets to drinking. Oh, but yeah, um, so now it's coming out of the theater pretty soon. So now I'm gonna have to watch it. I mean, like the guy or not, he was talented. And I he was. Did you ever see the Elvis movie? Um, like a biography type thing on that? No, I don't think so. You guys watch that too before your week as of single parents is over. Um, you know, he got really ruined because his uh manager kept giving him drugs and shit to keep him going. One more show, one more show. And I think that's what kind of happened to Michael. I mean, everybody says, oh, he got weird trying to go white, and which was a weird phase. But I I mean the fucking dude had to have a lot of pressure.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

Well, and I don't I actually had this conversation with somebody, and I can't remember who the hell it was. We were talking about him. And you know, he's he's got the stigma that he was touching kids inappropriately and all that. And has there ever been proof of that though? No, not that I know of, but the person that I was talking to said, I don't believe that he did that. I don't believe that's what I don't believe he did anything inappropriate. I think he was misunderstood and he was maybe not mentally there and was more on the same level as the as the kids.

SPEAKER_00 54:11

See my opinion on that, yes, is he never mentally grew up because he has rushed into it, so him hanging out with 12 and 13 year olds playing with his well for all purposes, he had a fucking circus in his backyard and Bubbles the monkey. Right. Um remind me to show you that picture of me and Bubbles. Kids didn't believe that I met him, but anywho, I'll show it to you. Did you like him?

unknown 54:34

No.

SPEAKER_00 54:36

But I think too a lot of like people bringing up bad things like that was at least my age group, that was the the years where you were starting to find out that gay people exist and stuff. Right. And I think a lot of uh the backwoods hillbillies, and I don't mean this derogatory, but a lot of the backwoods hillbillies, oh fuck that black faggot.

SPEAKER_02 55:07

Right.

SPEAKER_00 55:07

You know, yeah. They didn't like that he was black and that famous, they didn't like that he acted the way he did, so they just and I think they kind of killed him on that.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

And they didn't take the time to understand him.

SPEAKER_00 55:18

Right. They stereotyped him and they made their and when you look at that too, that type of shit, we have come a long way, like in our lifetime.

SPEAKER_02 55:28

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 55:30

You know, it it's crazy to for me to think that people actually used to make them drink out of a different fucking drinking fountain.

SPEAKER_02 55:38

Which is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 55:40

It's insane. Yeah. You know, and but that went right up through the 70s. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, fucking people. Ugh.

SPEAKER_02 55:51

We all gotta put our pants on the same way.

SPEAKER_00 55:53

We do, except for now we've gone too far the other way. Right. Because transies.

SPEAKER_02 55:59

Them fuckers.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

No.

SPEAKER_02 56:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:01

That's unacceptable. Uh but yeah, I I I feel like he might have gotten a bad rap.

SPEAKER_02 56:07

I think so too. And one of our listeners is a big Michael Jackson fan.

SPEAKER_00 56:14

Really?

SPEAKER_02 56:15

And when I dog on him, because Oh, yeah, kinda.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

Kind of what I do.

SPEAKER_02 56:21

I dog on a lot of things. Oh boy, he gets a little emotional about it.

SPEAKER_00 56:25

Does he really?

SPEAKER_02 56:26

Yeah. So next time he does, I'm gonna say Chug of Beer on three.

SPEAKER_00 56:37

And then it'll all go away. Done. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's a good. I mean, he's got a lot of good songs. Oh yeah. The thriller! I didn't like the video.

SPEAKER_02 56:47

I never watched it.

SPEAKER_00 56:48

I spent a lot of money on the video. Billy Jean.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

You know who else I like? Who? She wore a Raspberry Berrin. Oh, Prince? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:59

That motherfucker was talented and he did not kill himself. No. Somebody killed him.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

No.

SPEAKER_00 57:05

You know, he played just about every fucking instrument out there.

SPEAKER_02 57:12

So he's a lot like Kid Rock.

SPEAKER_00 57:14

Yeah. Except for Kid Rock gets a bum rap because of things he says people take the wrong way.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

Right. He's very outspoken.

SPEAKER_00 57:26

Well, that could be really taken too. A lot of times me and you say things that people take the wrong way. Mostly you. You said it earlier. They didn't take the time to learn. Right. So yeah. You know, Dexter, he was upset with a little something I said last week and he took the time. He said, Whoa, bro, that wasn't cool. And I said, Well, I apologize, but uh thank you for talking about it. I I guess I would have thought we would have had more conversation with it, but nope, we did not. We just uh agreed that maybe I was in the wrong and you wrong? Yeah. Occasionally occasionally. You ever been there? Me wrong? Yeah. Fuck no. Oh, I got TikTok say otherwise, but have you ever like been sitting there saying something and your your mouth is saying it, and back here somewhere in your head, it's trying to tell your mouth to shut up, but you keep going. Have you ever found yourself in that predicament?

SPEAKER_02 58:36

No, not that predicament, but I have spouted my mouth off, and as soon as I shut it off, then I realized my brain's a little slow. It lags a little bit. So so the mouth fight. And then I was like, then the brain kicked in and was like, hey, motherfucker, that was wrong. And so then I immediately rectified it.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

Go into uh let's fix this mess. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:04

And so that happened actually a few weeks back with Lucas. I made a comment about somebody, and then I realized as soon as I said it that was wrong, so I used that as a teaching moment. Oh. And I just stopped like that. And I said, you know what? That was wrong of me to say that. That wasn't very nice, it wasn't fair, and I should do better next time. And I really think that before you say things, you should think them through before you say 'em. And that was that. No, I don't practice what I preach very often. Well, that's but I would just yeah. But I used it as a teaching moment for him.

SPEAKER_00 59:50

It makes sense. But I think the whole think about it before you say it is part of the problem. No, it's part of the problem why we're where we're at. Right. Because everybody's spineless bitch, you know. Oh, these fucking kids getting out of college. I'm gonna be late today. My mind just cannot handle the stress. You know, the the these I had one when I was with the previous company. Uh-huh. I'm taking a mental health day. Fuck you, boy. Pull your bootstraps up and get with it, motherfucker. That's the mental health you're getting. Yeah. You need to figure out how to deal with it like the rest of us. You want to talk to somebody, talk to somebody, but let's get off the clock.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:40

You know, and and that's the difference in the generation we were raised in versus our generation raising kids.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:50

A bunch of fucking idiot pussies is what we are.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:53

We have raised a generation of a bunch of pussy motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:57

But boy, when you find the good ones, they'll work for them. They're good. They are good. Yep. Yep, so it's not all of them. Except for they can't keep up with a couple middle-aged fucking guys drinking.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:10

Well, no, because they're fucking soft as Sherman.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:14

How old Neil Banks take that comment last week? Have you seen him?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:17

Oh, yeah, I saw him a couple times.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:19

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:19

Yeah. He uh proceeded to tell me how he likes you better than me.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:25

Well, most people do. No, they don't. Oh, if you put a poll out there?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:29

I would tell you to put a poll out there, but nobody plays with it. Nobody, nobody responds to him.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

So now he does he want to be on my paintball team then?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:41

He definitely said he wants to be on your team. Did he? Yes. Good. That is uh that that was that was that was said right quickly. I'm gonna be on Brad's team.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:51

You don't watch your mouth. Your team might turn you.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:55

I might be the team. They say there's no me and team, but you better find it. Yes, there is. Or no I and team. There's no I in team, but there's a me motherfucker. Yeah. Oh. I'll put together my team and we'll fucking stomp a mud hole in your ass.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:14

Not a chance. I'm bringing in choppers.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:17

Please do.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:20

That's all you're gonna hear. You know, look up like the ending scene of Platoon.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:25

Oh shit. So by next episode, we will have a date lockdown for the for the paintball.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:32

Oh probably ought to make an announcement about that. This is not going to be a free event.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

No, this is a pay to play.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:41

Yeah, you'll pay your own way and bring enough bush lights to cover us after the game. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Because I had somebody ask me about that the other day. Jesus Christ, you guys got enough sponsors that you're just gonna put this on? Whoa! Back up the boat, Junior.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:57

The fucking Briggs.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:00

We got enough fucking sponsors so we can plug this bitch in the wall. Yeah. I appreciate the ones we do have.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:08

Very good to us. Yes. We need more. We need a little help from our friends.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:13

Yes. But uh no. We will have a date by next episode, we'll have a date lockdown for paintball. Okay. Um and we'll be able to give a cost and what it's gonna require to be there. And uh and we're probably gonna have to limit it to the first 20 or 30 or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

So teams of 15, maybe two teams.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:37

Well, that chucking that beer got me a little gassy.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:44

Um yeah, so all right.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:47

And then heard it here. We've got uh I don't remember the dates because I don't have my notes here. But uh we got Blueberry Festival coming up in Montrose.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:56

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:57

Um we'll probably do an on-location podcast for that.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:02

Oh yeah. Memorial Day. If you guys looked at the uh website and you saw uh the upcoming guests, Memorial Day is gonna be the weekend we bring out the wives and the Jason Witt.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:18

Yep. So that uh that might be a little uh bonus for the listeners because they're gonna get uh two episodes.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:25

Could be a mess.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:27

Could be.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:28

I say we do the wives first and then Jason after.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:31

Well, I'd rather do the wives than Jason. Really? I mean, if we're doing. You ever seen him wink? He does he does have a pretty good wink. He does.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:40

Um yeah, okay. I'm gonna hold you to that whole uh paintball. Yeah, next week. You got the dates I sent you?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:47

Yeah, so next week we'll have we'll have that on lockdown, we'll have it reserved.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:51

Um then, yeah. Then you guys are really gonna have to reply. Yeah, no fucking around. Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:58

Yeah. Don't say, well, I think we can make it. No, either you can or you can't.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:01

Because I can't carry fucking 14 other guns to walk out. Gotta get our money worth. Pop this fucker till it's empty. We'll be out here a few hours. Um let's see here. What else I got in the notes here? Oh. This must be one you put in here. Bob's lack of responsibility.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:30

I would never put that in there. I'm so fucking full of responsibility, it's pouring out of my fucking soul. So I don't know how that got in there. I don't either, but it's funny. What's my lack of responsibility?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:43

Well Careful what you say. Seventeen episodes ago.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:49

Probably not that many. But you're talking about hitchhugs.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:54

Yeah. I'm working on still in the R and D prog. Yeah. Rome wasn't built in the day, motherfucker. You know when people say that. Yeah. Nothing was built in the day. Right.

unknown 1:06:08

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:08

So what's your point? Thank you. Well. Got under that pretty quick, didn't I? Well, I was a little gruff about that, wasn't I? I do have to say, last Friday, last Friday, I went uh dropped the boy off to school, and then I had to go out to um Zelmer's to go with him because he got his new table for his for the bar.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:40

I heard that broke already. Well I mean tiny. No, it did.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:45

And that fucking Willie, that motherfucker broke the goddamn glass on it.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:50

Big boy?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:51

Not big enough to use that as an excuse.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:56

But anyw, anywho. So go out there to uh to do that, and him and Neil are out working in the shop, and I pull in. I was actually on the phone with you when I pulled in there. Yeah, you were. And then I got off phone with you, jumped out of my truck, walked in. Right when I got to the door, I could hear these voices in my head. So I thought they were in my head. And it sounded like you and me talking. Crack the door open and sure as shit stinks. Fucking Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:30

I have a son in the shop.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:31

In the shop. And I was like, how about that? And I walk over to Brian, he's working on his truck, and I said hi to him and all this, and then he says, uh Neil's over working on his truck. And Brian says, careful, Neil's a little soft today.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:56

I already got to that part.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:58

So that part already came through before I pulled into the driveway. So I asked him if he needed a hug and he didn't want one.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:07

Really?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:08

You know what? If you ever ask me, I might not want one, but I'm going to give you one because I think that's your way of saying I need a hug.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:16

It could be.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:17

I always say hugs, not drugs.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:19

That's right. Yeah. Um. We had prom this weekend.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:26

That turned into a kind of a messy little Saturday holy.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:29

Okay, so you're going to be a grandpa in about nine months.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:32

Uh no. We don't do that on our proms. Yeah. I'd kill a motherfucker if that happened. Yeah. Uh that was the time. And uh that's enough to be said with that, too.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:54

Well, this week, this last weekend, while you were gone, courting kids around to prom and all that. Lucas and I had our first two-gun competition.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:04

Yeah, how'd that go?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:06

Boy, that was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:07

Was it?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:08

Lots of fun. Um there were 92 shooters there. And Lucas finished 47th. He was the only the only kid there. The re the next oldest person was like 25.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:22

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:23

So he he finished 47th out of 92 people. Which very first time ever going to competition. You know, your nerves are up.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:30

You don't you're where'd you finish?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:32

Well, I finished 36th.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:34

Oh, shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:35

So it was my first time ever doing it too, but it was uh it was a learning experience.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:42

It was fun. Did you get to watch a lot of it when you weren't shooting? Did you pay attention?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:48

I mean there you had a squad.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:52

Our squad had 18 people in it, and we took off from the safety brief and we went right to our stage, and the only people I saw do anything was the people before us in our squad.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:04

Oh, so you didn't like see number one like uh he was that much better.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:09

No, no, the guy that won it actually wins regularly.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:14

Yeah, the the guy what age would you put him at?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:16

Uh he's in his fifties. Oh so yeah. And he apparently he's a bad dude. Like when he shows up, he's he's running for first or second.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:27

Now this was out in uh Hastings, right? Yeah, yeah. Most of the people from that area?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:33

Well, I think from you know, hours away. Within but it was uh a lot of fun. We got our next competition coming up on the 17th, which is a steel challenge shoot, so it's different than what we did this time.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:49

Is that the one that said O'Kill?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:50

Yep, yep. So we'll be right around the corner from you or down the street from you. Down the street. Um that'll be fun. That's steel challenge is five different stages, and everything you shoot at is a steel target.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:03

I love the steel target. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:05

Oh yeah, you get feedback. Yeah, it's fun. So you you have five targets. One of them's painted red. So you shoot, you can shoot in whatever order you want, but the last target you hit has to be the red one because that's called the stop target. So you shoot whichever you can shoot, start left to right, you can shoot right to left, you can bounce back and forth, however, whatever you feel.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:28

But don't hit the red one.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:29

Yeah, don't hit the red one until you're done. Because once you hit the red, that stops. That's done. So and you don't move around, you're in you're in one box.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:38

Oh that you shoot from.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:40

Yeah. Where last week's competition was traveling. Yeah, you're it was more it was a tactical type thing. You're going through barriers, different walls.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:49

Which seems to be to me more fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:52

Yeah, well, I think they're both fun in their own way, but you know, I I think the Steel Challenge is it's gonna be difficult, but it's not gonna be as difficult because you don't have to remember a stage plan on how you go through this stage.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:08

The thing I was kind of disappointed in on a couple of the videos I saw is nobody took a somersault. Like you're running from here across the course. Come on. They do it in every movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:19

This ain't fucking American gladiator motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:22

Can you do that the next time? Just give me a little. Well, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:40

You fucking dildo. Let's research something before. Jesus Christ. Hey, this is one of those times where you open your mouth and you didn't think.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:49

I didn't know that. I've never seen the movies.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:51

Me neither. Yeah, I just heard the movie. But apparently we gotta watch them. They're supposed to be really good.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:55

I've I've heard that. Um 17th.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:00

Yeah. You're gonna want to probably just drag my camper out to your house.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:06

It'd be a good idea. Because little known fact. Yeah. The minute you get off of uh Maple Road and turn uh you'll be turning to the north on Oak to the Oak Hill on Plain Road. There is one, two, three, five houses that are worthy to stop by and have beer.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:31

They're all good drinkers. So when you're going there, drive fast, get down there. On the way out, you'll have to take your time.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:42

Well, maybe on the way in there, I should stop for a couple breakfast beers, and then I'll knock the edge off and I'll be relaxed.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:50

I uh I doubt they'll let you shoot if they smell booze though, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:54

Well, yeah. Yeah, it's good. It is against the rules.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:57

Okay. I didn't know. You know, they say that about me being a smart ass. Yeah, right. But I I didn't know if that's a game changer or not.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:05

I would shoot better if I had to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:06

I bet you would. But you're not gonna find out on that day. Rules are rules. I can't wait till you get there now on the 17th, and they're letting everybody walk through. Hey, you hold on, blow into this.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:18

Why am I being targeted? We heard about you. You fucking drunk.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:26

But the uh most interesting thing about that sh that shooting competition you had last weekend. Yeah. 92 people. Yep. Two guns apiece, that's 184. Yes. Safe to say at least 60 to 70 of them were also carrying. Concealed carry when they got there. Let's add another 70 guns.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:46

Nobody died. No. No. No. But you read on the news that when you get more than one gun in an area, people die.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:55

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:55

So kind of interested me. Good point. It was interesting.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:59

Yep. Yep. So all those guns.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:02

None of them shot somebody.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:04

Even a kid handling two of them. There was not one issue.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:09

It's interesting. Why don't they change their stats on that?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:14

Not one of them guns jumped off the rack and fucking started shooting at anybody.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:18

No. And I'll bet there was probably an AR there. Most assault rifle 15s.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:24

They're Arma Light Rifle 15. They're not assault rifles. And half of them were AR platform guns because that's the two guns. You take a pistol and an AR.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:35

Some of them boys spend a lot of money on them. Oh God, you can spend.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:43

It's not necessary, but.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:45

Well, that's kind of where I go with it, is you buy one, you add a couple trinkets to it.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:54

That's gonna do the same thing. I mean, for fuck's sake, you're not over there fighting Iran, for fuck's sake. But teach their own. Right. You know, uh one of Trisha's uncles does a lot of uh gunsmithing. Uh learned how to do a lot of that. Uh he's re-blueing stuff and stuff. And I'm good? Yeah, he's really good. He is. Um Mike's really, really good with that stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:20

I might have to meet that guy.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:22

You'd like him. He's gonna talk your ear off about it. That's all right. But you're good about that. But yeah, you'll have to meet him. He he does. He knows his shit when it comes to that stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:32

He knows his onions.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:33

I yes. I'd like to get over there just to kind of see the whole process.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:41

You need help?

SPEAKER_00 1:16:43

No, I do not right now. No. Don't want to get addicted to the nicotine.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:51

You already are.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:53

So they say. Um, yeah, you'll have to we'll have to introduce you to him. He's a pretty good good cat. Yeah. But I always see this shit on uh Facebook. Oh, do your gunsmithing classes on stuff. And I always thought that'd be fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:11

Oh, I I have an interest in it.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:13

You know.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:14

I don't have time for it, but I got the interest. Oh, shoot. You know what else I wanted to talk to you about? What?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:20

Oh, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:23

Neither one of us are fond about getting up and going to work every day.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:27

Well, I fucking hate going to work.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:29

I came up with a plan.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:31

I'm listening.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:32

I need an investor.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:33

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:35

I'm thinking we get a laser engraver.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:39

I've actually been looking at them. It's funny you bring that up.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:42

A t-shirt press. Um, have you heard of DTFs? Direct transfer, not down to focus.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:49

That's the only DTF I know about.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:51

Direct transfer fabric. No, I forget. But there's this company, uh Ninja. You submit your design and they will send you all these transfer sheets. Now you can get a printer, but they're like $4,400. We're not that big. Yeah. Um, but I thought about it and it's like, God, if I could I've been looking at the engravers. If I could find somebody buy one of these engravers and a t-shirt press, uh I would love to get into that type of business. Um, you know, I was looking shit up. You can get a blank, good Arctic yeti. Yeah. Not that brand, but you're gonna get that quality for like six bucks. Right. You can get a whole bunch of Gildan t-shirts for about a buck a piece. A buck to three bucks. You can get your dry fits, you know a person too that can help with that. But we can get all that stuff and go into a business of doing that. And everybody says, Oh, every town's got 30 fucking people that do that already. Yes, and they're all making money.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:00

Are they? Because I was gonna, I was before you said that, I was gonna tell you I hate to put a pin in your balloon. But I know a lot of people that do it already and bought the stuff, and some of it just sits.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:19

Yeah, because they want to go ride their side by side on the weekends, they want to go up to the cottage on the boat, they're not going to the events and printing shit, they're not putting the time in. So if you know people that have that equipment, instead of us getting foolish and spending money. Rent it out. Let us have it for six weeks. But it's funny that you talk about the laser engraver because you can do the things that where you put a picture inside a block of fucking glass.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:47

Yeah. So if you were to open up my phone right now and go to Facebook, you would see countless advertisements for laser engravers because I've been looking at them. I've been looking into getting one.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:59

I've been eyeballing the Blaze X myself just because it's a cheap entry level.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:04

But that goes along with the 3D printer.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:11

We add that to our ensemble.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:13

Oh my god, we're unstoppable. Yeah. The sky's the limit.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:16

Can you guys 3D print this? Yeah, I know this is a one-day affair, but if you could come back in six to seven weeks, we'll have it done for you. Maybe. But don't you think that you if you dedicated your time and energy to it, you could actually make a good We could certainly sell a lot more merch on our website. Yeah, because it'd be affordable.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:39

You're gonna need a merch tab on the website.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:40

I do, but I need we need merch.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:46

Put it on there. But you had nothing to offer. Nothing to offer. It's like when you go home and get ready for bed.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:53

Right. You got nothing to offer. Sorry, Trish, go to bed. I ain't got nothing. Yeah. Ryan, bring in another bottle. Um, yeah, but uh I I don't know. And you know, and honestly, I was talking to a friend of mine, Jason, on the way over here tonight, and I said, you know what, to be honest, if I could get like these farmers and like MDOT to say, you know what? You want to go into that field and clean all that loose fucking ratty ass wood up? Go ahead. Right. I could fucking make a living selling goddamn firewood. I got the grapple bucket and log splitter. Right. Snap, snap, snap, snap. Yeah. But M Dot won't let you do it. Oh no. Yeah. No. Um most farmers, fuck, they won't even let you fucking chase a goddamn cat you shot onto their field anymore. They ain't gonna let you go get their wood. A bobcat? Yeah, oh yeah. Okay. Yeah, not a house cat. Right. Who does that?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:49

Clarifying that.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:51

Funny story.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:54

Yeah. Come, kitty, come, kiddie, come, kiddie, come.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:57

Back years ago, I uh believe it was before I was born, maybe shortly after I was born, but there's a story spoken of that one of my uncles and his friends got a neighbor cat and they lit the thing on fire.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:11

And when they did, it took off running out of the fucking garage back towards its house.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:17

Now and the cats can run pretty fast. It's like a fireball just fucking smoking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:24

You imagine if you did that today, you'd be in fucking jail for molestation of an animal or whatever they fucking call it.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:32

Well, I gotta tell you. I'm a cat person.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:36

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:37

And if I saw somebody do that, I'd probably pop them right in the fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:40

You had that 40-year-old cat.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:42

He was 22.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:43

Yeah. I still can't believe you're a cat person.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:46

I like cats.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:48

If I got a cat, I want a big cat. Oh. Like Tyson. Oh. No, I don't want I don't like house cats because you know when you come home, a dog is there. Hey, buddy! Yeah. You get home to a cat and they're like not my cat.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:04

That motherfucker was waiting at the door for you.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:07

I did meet that cat, but I didn't pay much particular attention to that cat because the baddest motherfucking cat there was.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:14

Why haven't you gotten another one? Could never replace him.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:19

Well, it's good that you don't because then we can't come over no more because she's allergic to cats.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:23

No, no. I I won't I I want one, but I won't have another one.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:28

Let's get another dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:30

No, I got two.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:31

Yeah. They're like cats.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:33

No, no, they're not. Fuck. No.

unknown 1:23:38

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:39

Two dogs are enough.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:40

Can you litter box train a dog?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:42

No, I don't think so. Because they're not as smart as cats. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:46

Two. Bullshit. That black fucking dog we got is chewing on my carpet now.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:57

You know the sound of carpet getting pulled out of your fucking floor. Yeah. I hear that last night. I'm like, fuck. Go over there. Fucking dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:06

Maybe thinks he's a cat.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:07

Oh, shoot the bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:09

You can't say that.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:11

I'm not going to. That dog has don't chew on my shit. You never have before. Right. Getting senile, getting dementia, whatever it may be. Don't chew on my fucking carpet.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:27

Maybe he needs more love. Maybe you need to show some more affection to it.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:34

Maybe I'll go home tonight and start chewing on the carpet.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:38

Jesus Christ, Brad. What the fuck are you doing? Call Bob.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:42

Ask him. He'll help me.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:45

Trish, he needs to be held.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:47

God, how about that though? The other day. Jesus Christ, you guys want to go out riding Monday and get dinner? And I'm like, yeah, well, Trish, don't leave work till like 6 45.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:58

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:59

And Kelly says, I got you. Sends her a message.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:02

Text her right up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:03

Pack your shit. Get ready to leave on time tonight because we got shit to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:07

Yeah. And when we got there, she was ready. Yeah. I've never seen that in a day in my life.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:12

And I was cool about it. I'm like, all right. Yeah. So next time I need her out on time, well, Kelly's getting a text from me.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:20

Hey.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:21

You get her out for me.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:22

Did you do me a salad here?

SPEAKER_00 1:25:24

That was pretty awesome. Yeah. When the woman speaks, people listen.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:31

Well, I think uh You think you're about done?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:33

Yeah, I think we'll wrap this up here.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:35

So um how what do you what are you feeling when you look back? I don't think this was as good as 30. It wasn't. No. We were a little too too soft.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:44

We weren't as gruff as we normally are. Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:46

So trying not to.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:48

Um we'll come back next week. We'll have some some solid dates, some information.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:54

We're gonna have a lot of shit going on next week. Yeah, it's gonna be fucking it's a big week.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:59

Next week's episode is gonna be like out of this world. We're gonna oversell and underdeliver.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:04

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SPEAKER_00 1:26:31

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SPEAKER_02 1:26:40

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SPEAKER_00 1:26:41

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SPEAKER_02 1:26:42

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SPEAKER_00 1:26:43

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SPEAKER_02 1:26:48

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SPEAKER_00 1:26:52

Oh, go see the Michael Jackson movie before it's out at IMAX. Let us know how it was.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:56

Yeah, because I'm not wasting my money if it ain't worth going to. Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:59

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SPEAKER_02 1:27:02

As always, stay positive, test negative, and we'll catch you next time.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:05

Goodbye, folks.