Episode 32

Transcript

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You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong.

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Well, everybody, welcome back to the show. It's been a pretty good week for me. How about you, Brad?

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It's been a glorious week. We went from 30 and fucking misty rain. And today, what were we? 60?

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I think it had to have been 65 or better. It was nice out. Yeah. I've been outside all day.

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Make a s you sweat on the lawnmower?

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I wasn't sweating on lawnmower because I did that first thing in the morning before it got too dry from the room. Oh, you did it in the morning. Yeah, my allergies have been raping me. I can tell. I sound a little off today. I feel good. Don't mind drinking my bushlight.

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Everybody's gonna say that really wasn't Bob. That was a stand-in because Bob was busy.

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Well, watch the video then.

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Yeah, because it's Bob.

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No, my allergies have just been fucking horrible. I think I got a little cold going with it. You go to an allergist for that? No. No, I probably should.

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Did you ever?

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No.

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Oh really?

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No, I never had allergies until I was an adult. No shit. Yeah, it just hit me. So um please, everybody, make sure you're hitting the like and subscribe buttons on whatever platform you're using. Uh YouTube, Spotify, Apple, whatever it is. Make sure you're following, hitting the like button helps us out, gets us uh more recognition so we can grow this thing bigger and help us get rolling.

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Well, I prefer that they do, and then they can watch it again, but um want to start off with a little Michigan fun fact. Oh history.

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I didn't know you were that in tune with our home state to give history. What do you got?

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Well, I was talking to a guy. Um a lot of people know him. He's main sponsor of the show.

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Oh, okay.

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And uh we were talking and he's Ryan. Yeah, he uh he says, um we got talking and he says you should do a little Michigan history.

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I like it.

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I thought, you know, that's a good idea. So just for shits and gigs.

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Oh, let me get one out. Go ahead. Did you know before the Mackinac Bridge was open in 1957 they took car ferries across?

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Yes. I think everybody knew that. All right. Yeah. Well if you didn't, you do now.

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You sure paid attention in school. Coming out with some zingers.

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So we're traveling to the big town of Lions, Michigan.

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Right down the road from me.

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Yeah. We're going there this Sunday for a steel challenge shoot. And so I thought, well, that'd be a good one to do a little history on.

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Is that really listed as Lions?

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Yes. Fuck. Okay.

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That's the price. I don't understand addresses.

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So did you know? Do you want to know how it got its name?

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Lucius Lion.

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Lucius, you're right. So you're you're already high.

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I do know some of my history.

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In 1836.

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That I did not know.

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And do you know I don't know why it became Lions? Because he was a world traveler. Lucius was? Yep. And he was the very first person to ever bring lions, like the animal, whatever you want to call them, to the States, and he landed right in Lions, Michigan.

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It's not called Lions because it was his last name. It's because he brought Lions.

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No, his name wasn't really Lucius Lions. It was Lucius the Lion Tamer. Oh, no shit. Yeah. So Lucius the Lion Tamer in 1836 settled in in Lions, Michigan, and was the first place to ever bring lions to the United States.

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I did not know that. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's pretty fucking interesting. Is there any offspring of Lucius is still around?

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That I don't know. I didn't dig too deep.

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Perpetually wrong.com. Get a hold of us if you're the founders.

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Info.

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Yeah.

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Is it info at?

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Well, you yeah, or you can just go hit the box that says I want you to say hey.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, whatever. Uh but otherwise it's info at perpetually wrong.com if you're emailing.

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And again, remember, we are perpetually wrong.

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So I saw Lions written down, so I went ahead and I pulled that up here. Oh, that's how you knew that. That's how I knew who's just lying. It doesn't say anywhere here what his real last name is.

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Well, I don't know.

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That's kind of interesting.

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Maybe we can get some feedback from the listeners. And then the next town.

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Where are we going now?

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We're gonna cross next county over. Maybe two counties, I'm not sure. Could be. We're gonna go to Olivet. Oh going south. Yeah. Olivet was founded by Reverend John J. Shippard.

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I got a question about that.

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Talk to me.

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No, I'm not trying to be racist, don't take it that way. Was he black? I didn't see a picture of him. Because wasn't Olivet at one time a predominantly black college? Or am I thinking of Albion?

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I'm not sure.

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Okay. Next week in a history. Uh-huh. Check it out for me. Okay. Nothing, I don't give a shit if he's white or black or purple. I'm just curious because I've I've heard we've had black colleges in Michigan, and I them are the only two that I can think of.

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That could be. So Reverend John J. Shippard in 1844.

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Eight years after Lucius.

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He was also a world traveler. And he brought the first olive branch to the United States, right here in Michigan.

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Olive.

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Yeah.

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That's interesting.

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So he'd like to extend the olive branch.

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How did you learn this?

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Did you look it up or you know, just a little, just a little uh shit you pick up on. Yeah, yeah.

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So that's interesting. That's why it's olive. Yeah. Yep. Olivet. Well, kudos to you for the homework. Yeah. I like that. Um now w what back then you know, because you've been to both Olivet and Lions. Yeah, absolutely. Neither one of them are a fucking metropolis by any means. No. Now, what made how do I say this? Okay, so Brad and Bob, Bob and Brad, whatever, we're uh walking through all these woods and stuff, and we say, Hey, Bob, what do you think? Wanna make this where we put our courthouse and our church? Yep. Yeah, I don't know how that works. And then how do we go? Because there was no roads when we started. I mean, how far out? Like did Lucius just walk 500 steps and say, Sally, babe, I'm tired. And she says, Fuck yeah, that's maybe that's where the lion scored its first kill.

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Could be. And then we mark that as town. Home base. I'm kind of curious how that you know because I mean, really. Now I'm sure we're gonna get a bunch of pushback from the people that start giving us information on these towns. And I don't care what they find or what they know or think they know. That's the goddamn cold hard facts right there. And if you don't believe it, I don't care.

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This could be a fun interactive moment.

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Yeah.

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No, I I think I might work on adding a page to the website called uh fan interaction. And they can come on there and it's like a blog they can type like, you dim witted fuck, Lucius's real last name was Smith.

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Yeah, well it's not.

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Right. Blow my mind if it was. But that could be kind of fun, get these guys thinking. But uh speaking of a little town history, have you ever been through Pompeii? I think I took you through there last year on the bike when we were going up.

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Yeah, I don't remember where it's at, but I remember going through it.

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Yeah, yeah, just a little, no nothing now. Name me a town. That's kind of disappeared throughout your life that you used to know. Matherton, for me, just north of Puomo, between Puomo and Hubbardston, that used to be a town. That's nothing now.

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I've never even heard of it. Yeah, probably not, because it's all the towns I've ever been through are still the towns. Are they? Yeah, that I know of. I don't know.

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We could take this history on the road. Yeah. We'll bring the extra microphone and we'll find the oldest motherfucker in town that we see. Set him down. Yeah, sit him down. Tell us about your town. I just moved here last week. Who's next? Who's next? That would be kind of fun, like antique roadshow, except for hey, Bob and Brad on the road learning about their surroundings.

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I'll tell you what. Kudos to Bush Light. My throat already feels better. That's why you should have started drinking. Medication. I should have had a breakfast beer.

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You should have. Speaking of little towns, that little town that had the biker bar that we used to go to, they got a drag strip there on a dagger. Yeah. Did they ever rebuild that? The one that burnt down? No. No.

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And I'm sure they never will. But why?

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Town don't like it, or they just took the money and ran.

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The the the story is the people who owned it were struggling.

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Oh. And well, seriously, if you're outside of Lansing or Grand Rapids, I mean Eaton Rapids decent size. I own you they're decent size. But like these little hometown bars, how the fuck do you guys make it? They rely on the locals. I mean.

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So like across the street from Ontadega Tavern that burned down.

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Yep.

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Across the street is Archie's.

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You guys go there often.

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Even though they're a lot. They got good food. They got cold beer.

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Now, when the other one was the tavern was there, did you still prefer Archie's?

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We never, we we never went to Auntega Tavern. Oh, you didn't? No. No. It was a different kind of crowd there.

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It is. They probably lost a lot of money just from all them dollar bills burning up.

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Probably. That thing was lined with them. I've been there once or twice. I used to deliver the beer there.

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Any uh truth to the matter that uh perhaps the one of the uh um biker clubs burnt it down?

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I don't think so. No. I think it was homemade. Yeah.

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Yep. Yeah, because I think it was Don't empty the grease kettle.

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Yeah. Can't uh can't can't make it anymore and something's gotta give. Well, the insurance payout.

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We've got two shows in one.

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It's a good choice, yeah.

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Let's go meet the town and you guys, while we're talking about your town and the history of your town, perhaps you could give us a little dirt on somebody in your town.

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Yeah.

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Who burned it down? Right. I'll bet somebody'll tell us.

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Yeah, somebody's got the answer. Somebody always has the answer.

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They do.

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Um, 22 days, by the way. Yes, June 6th. Big ride. Looking forward to it. Oh.

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Speaking of stuff that's coming up.

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Yeah, big announcement, don't we?

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Holy fuck me the tears.

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As promised in the last episode.

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Some say ye have little faith. I apologize. And I take back all the derogatory comments that you did not hear me say.

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How about the shitty fucking video that you posted?

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That was there because if you did not get it done, then my point was proven.

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What what is my title here? Uh oh, entertainment event coordinator and producer. Yeah. Boy.

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Boy, did you coordinate some shit? Man, I'm any hats. Yes, you are.

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So, while we still have your attention.

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Yeah, it falls off in about seven minutes. Right.

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Well, fuck, we're already we're already 12 and a half in. July 11th.

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2026.

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2026. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. Yes. From 10 to 1.

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10 a.m. to 1 p.m.

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is the Bob and Brad Paintball event. We aren't sure exactly of the cap we're gonna have.

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But come one, come all, as uh they say in the circus.

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Yeah, so this is kind of gonna need to be organized and structured and whatnot. Yes, sir. So on the uh website, perpetually wrong.com, is an events page. And I believe by the end of the evening it'll probably be updated.

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Oh fuck, yes, it will be.

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Um with the date, the time, the cost, all that jazz.

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Make sure you guys update that before you go to bed. Okay.

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Yeah, thank you. And uh so TC paintball.

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Out on McConnell.

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Yep. It's technically a Charlotte address, but it's Potterville.

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What does a TC stand for? Any idea?

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I don't know. Okay. I have no idea. Um Saturday, July 11th.

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Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

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10 o'clock.

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10 a.m.

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We're we're going to war. God damn it. That's that's that's all there is to it. We're going to war. And uh the cost is gonna be $55 a person. You get 500 paintballs.

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That's pretty cheap.

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Yeah. For three hours.

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Three hours.

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That's I specifically asked, can we bring beer?

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Guess what they said?

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She said, Yes, you can, but please try to be somewhat discreet about it because we are a family, fun place, and we don't want anybody to feel put out or you know, basically you drink, just keep your clothes on. Yeah, so you can bring your cooler, bring your beer. Well, Bob, bring your trigger finger.

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I put that on there too.

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What's that?

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Um I thought a good way to get more people into signing up is if they know they come. And it's I put in put on that thing, BYOB, unless you like Bush Light. Because I'll I'll bring a big old cooler of Bush Light, keep everybody hydrated.

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I'll probably have one too.

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You're gonna have one. So you guys can drink for free as long as you drink Bush Light.

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Well, we know Isaiah will be there. Oh yeah.

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Yeah. And in order to drink for free, you need to pay the $55 to shoot a fucking gun, Zay.

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So there's a there's a tab on the website under the event for you to register.

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You want to know what it's called?

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And pay what?

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RSVP and pay fee. Click the button, click it, put your info in. There's a note section, put your name.

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Yep.

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And don't just put Dave, because we between the two of us, we know 37 Dave's.

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Yeah. I got it if they all came, we'd be full. Yeah. So, yes. Go on, RSVP, pay the fee, show up July 11th, a little before 10.

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No refunds.

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Yep, no refunds.

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Grandma died, I'll give you your refund. But anything short of that, no.

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Because we gotta we've got to get this paid for and have it all taken care of. June 27th.

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Yep. June 27th's a cutoff.

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Yep. Um. So be ready to go.

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That'll be a good time.

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We're gonna we're gonna fucking slay some paintballs. I mean, I'm looking forward to the bike ride. Oh, yeah.

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But I'm more so looking forward to showing everybody how fit you are. When we start, I gotta be behind one of them big fucking balloons because I ain't gonna be able to run to the next one.

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And then and that's the cool thing about that place, they have multiple courses, so we don't have to play on the same course.

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We can bounce around. Yep. And they give us a referee.

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Or referees, I think, is what it's gonna be a blast.

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And bring an extra eight bucks you can get a paint grenade.

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Oh yeah.

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An extra six bucks you can get a smoke.

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Smoke grenade?

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That?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a blast.

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And talking to the National Guard, see if they'll bring a fucking helicopter over for me.

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Lori right down in the car.

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Get me my 50 cal fucking paintball gun. So yeah, I mean save that day. What better chance, guys, are you gonna get to shoot this motherfucker and get a little fucking I call it high ink aggression out?

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Well, you know.

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I'm looking forward to it.

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Or or you're gonna get your ass handed to you by me.

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That could happen too.

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I'm ready to go.

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So that's roughly eight weeks. God, summer's short. I know. But uh when do you think we should start uh tuning up these uh physiques, or are you ready to go? Oh, this is a fine-tuned machine.

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Oh, you're ready to fucking my body is a temple. Whew!

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Yeah, my temple's a little broken up.

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Yeah, it is. I've seen you run. It ain't pretty.

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I gotta practice. I can't make an ass out of myself twice. So that's exciting. That is.

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I think I think we're gonna have a that's gonna be just a frickin' blast. That's gonna be fun. Yeah, yeah. Uh and there's no age. No. If you can hold a gun, you can play. Yeah, if you're you know, if you got a 10-year-old kid that wants to play and come with you, cool. You know what? Show up. We we want we want this to be fun for everybody.

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If you got a 78-year-old grandpa that wants to play, bring them. Yeah. And this is both guy girl. It doesn't matter. It is co-ed. Yep. Uh my wife's already made it clear that she will not be paintballing, but she will be hanging out by the cooler. And mine will be too. Nope. She's not paintballing either.

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She hasn't said, but I'm sure I'm she's more than welcome to, but I don't know if she's gonna.

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Either way, I'm just gonna walk out there and we go to get refreshments, and I'm gonna launch one of my fucking paint grenades. Boosh! Now you look like you played girls.

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Okay, well, you know what? You're gonna do that, and I'm gonna stay out to the side, and then when you do it, I'm gonna blast you, pop up, and then I'll be the hero.

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Oh, took him out, ladies.

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Uh-huh. Yep. He should have known better.

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Uh-huh.

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I got all sorts of shows I gotta watch so I know how to maybe start watching Saving Ryan's privates.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um yeah, but it's I'm I'm excited. It's gonna be fun. Yep.

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So yeah, get on there uh sooner is better than uh, you know, like always. So get on there, sign up, and don't forget to put your fucking name on there.

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Yeah, and we'll and we'll be monitoring it. So if if it comes to a, you know, we're getting close to the cap or whatever, we'll say, hey, got this many spots available.

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You want in, hurry.

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Yeah. So everybody get signed up for that. It's guaranteed to be a lot of fun.

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That's gonna be.

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I know Neil wants to be on your team because he wants to shoot me.

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Well, how are we gonna do teams for the first event? Are we gonna like fucking basketball and grade school? I pick Jim. Well, I think uh Or do we let the fans have a choice and we'll just stand staring at each other?

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I think for the very first game, Bob has a team, Brad has a team. Okay. And we go out there and we we slobber knock. I want you, I want you, I want you. Yep. And then after that, kind of a free free. Then we won't be separated after that. Right. We'll stay on the same team. Unless that goes over real well, then we'll do another one there.

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I want to do my Rambo face.

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Yeah, shake. So yeah.

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Yeah. Oh yeah. That's two events and one summer.

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Yeah. And I bet you we'll have three or four of them before it's all said and done.

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Oh. Yeah, there's plenty of things. Maybe we'll do a golf outing. Oh, that'd be kind of fun. Yeah.

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That could be fun.

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Let's see how the bike ride and uh paintball go because maybe event coordinating is not for me. It might be. It might be. And if not, you know what? We can change your name. Yeah, I hope so.

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Yeah. So you know, I was thinking about something the other day. I was doing something, and somebody else was helping me do something, and I can't remember what it was, but I just I remember it happening. And uh actually I think it was Lucas. I I wanted him to do something, and he didn't do it the way that I would have done it. But the end result was still gonna be the same, and not necessarily.

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Were you patient?

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No, I I got a little pissy. I'm like, well, why didn't you do it like this? And so have you ever found yourself I can understand that you get mad at someone for doing something because they do it in a different way in which you expected it or wanted it done, but still get the same result in the end? I'm I'm guilty. I I will tell you right now I'm extremely guilty of it, and it makes me feel like a fucking dickhead when it's all said and done because I'm like I'm not gonna say my way is the only way. Right.

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But I do get caught up in my way is the best way, if that makes sense.

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Because it's your your thoughts. Right. But you're not necessarily the most efficient or smartest motherfucker around. And then it's like, well, maybe if some if some of us and and I all these motherfuckers listening are the same way. I guarantee you, they're all wired the same when it comes to that. Maybe if we sometimes, and I need practice with this, maybe if we sometimes step back and let it play out.

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You'll see that.

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And maybe we could learn something from it.

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But this all starts this all starts way back in fucking grade school, dude.

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It does.

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Um show your work. Why the fuck do I gotta show that I'm doing my math the same way as you as long as the answer is the same in the end?

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There's more than one way to skin a motherfucking cat.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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And I agree. That so I don't know why it's everything. It's the school's fault.

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Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's why we got kids wanting to be fucking animals.

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Yeah. But yeah, there's uh there's a few things. And there's some things that I think when you're looking at something like that, why are you doing it this way? What bothers me is when I see somebody doing something, and it's just like, holy fuck, this is so much easier if you would just that's where I get really and I I feel the same way.

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But it's it's tough because we're men. Mm-hmm.

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It's we're my way or the highway. Get out.

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Yeah.

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Um, but that being said, too, I have at the end of that whole altercation, I have seen where all right, maybe I learned something.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

Right.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

You know, I'm not gonna admit it to you if I was watching you, like, what the fuck? Oh, look at that.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

Oh, I see why you did that.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

Yeah. I'm probably not gonna admit that because you get too much pride. Yeah. That was a really good idea.

SPEAKER_01 24:47

But it's something I need to work on for myself. Because I I'm quick to why didn't you fucking do it like this?

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Oh, you are like a lightning rod with yeah, you you go off a little quick with some stuff.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

May have a short fuse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:03

But we all got something.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Yeah. Better to have a short fuse than a short deck.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

What happens if you get both? Well.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

Yeah, yeah. I'm all about it. However, if I bite through that hot dog or brat, and it's like I'm biting through a Trojan magnum, I'm not interested.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

You're talking about the casings. Oh my god, dude. Some of them are tough.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

Some of them are.

SPEAKER_01 25:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

And like, fuck, I need a knife to get through this. I mean, biting through it. Oh fuck. You know, and then they tell you, like, oh Safe sex. Always give a blowjob with a rubber on. Who fucking bitches doing that?

SPEAKER_01 26:07

I've never had a blowjob.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

But have you seen it in the movies before?

SPEAKER_01 26:12

With a with a condom on I've had blowjobs.

unknown 26:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Clarify that.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

Finish that up real quick.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Um have you ever given a blowjob with a condiment?

SPEAKER_02 26:22

I have never given a blowjob. Just checking. Good catch there.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Yeah. Just making sure.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

I don't even know why anybody would want to do that.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

Hey, quick question. Not to shift gears. Quick answer. But did you uh on the camera, did you did you record it in the wrong fucking format again? Last week? No, this week. This week. Did you fix it this week?

SPEAKER_02 26:43

No, I didn't touch it this week. So did I push record?

SPEAKER_01 26:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Yeah, you did. Um, but last week I got people fucking like, where the fuck's the podcast? It ain't posted. It ain't posted.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Oh, I know. That took me a Oh, that format.

SPEAKER_01 27:02

Yeah. Yeah. Shit. Well, no matter no.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

No, it's gonna take some time, but yeah, that I I gotta change that.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

Motherfucker thinks he's the most fucking executive fucking producer there is.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

You're the producer, look at the business card.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

What the fuck's your title then?

SPEAKER_02 27:19

Um I am uh a little bit of public relations in social media.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Okay, we're kind of tied together. Whatever, whatever the deal is with the video. Yeah, I gotta fix that. You quit quit fucking around.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

That took me a long time last week on that.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Anyway, back to your biting through a condom. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't and some people um and oh we've touched on this a little bit off and on through some episodes, but a lot of people, Kogel Viennas, they like it because they call them snappy dogs because you gotta bite through it.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

I Kogel Viennas are the best hot dog that ever stepped through. Do you find that it's love them? No. No, you don't it's it's not like a rubber.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

It snaps.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Yeah, see, that's what I don't like.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

That's good. I like my ballparks for a hot dog. Oh, fuck your ballparks. Yeah, yeah. Don't ever come over. Don't ever come over here expecting to have ballparks. Because it ain't happening.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Well, then don't get mad when you see me in the corner with my knife fucking cutting all the plastic off my goddamn side. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

I'll get Frank vergers then. Vienna Kogel Frank's.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Are those long skinny ones?

SPEAKER_01 28:28

No.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

No.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

They're normal size. Normal size. They're actually they're bigger around than a Vienna. The Vienna's are the curved with the casing. Okay. Serve the curve.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

Yep. I do remember that.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

The Frank Vienna Frank or the Kogo Frank verters.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Are more of a hot dog.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

Yeah, they're they're straighter and not snappy.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

Yeah, I don't like the snappy. Um but other than that, I mean I'll eat any I'll eat anything you got on the grill.

SPEAKER_01 28:58

But just you're too picky.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

Keep it less snappy. Yeah. Not a fan.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Uh the other thing that I Honey Brad's coming over. We can't have Vienna's, we gotta have Frank's.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

Have you ever been walking through the store and looked at the ring bologna and thought, huh? That could be fun later. For you or her. Her. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I've always thought about it, and she tells me no all the time. I can't be the only one that's. Don't take much for Tito's anymore either.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

Tito's Trish.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 29:50

T T boy, uh we got you printed out these notes, and I can't fucking read them because there's no ink in your fucking printer.

SPEAKER_02 29:59

Yeah. Well, that is a shitty copy.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

Um what? Dear note here. What note? Every man wants to be wanted. You goddamn. Would you mind explaining that to the women that have men with needs?

SPEAKER_01 30:22

Well, the men don't need no explain it because they get it. They know what it is.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

They can't explain it nicely, so.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Well, why don't you just uh sit back and go get us a couple more beers while I talk?

SPEAKER_02 30:34

I would like to see the self-hope woman.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Yes. Every man wants to be wanted. Yes, we are the men, the alpha male, whatever, the the strength in the relationship. Call it what you want. A lot of women are already at this point rolling their eyes. But the thing is, is, you know, when it comes time to making whoopie, you know, or burying the bone, or whatever you want to call it. Thank you. And uh, you know, sometimes women fail to realize that we shouldn't always be the ones initiating it.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

For the love of God. And do it sober once.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

Oh, I don't care if they're drunk or not, but okay I mean, so not to interrupt we we all we all like to get right down to business and bury the bone and do all that, but sometimes instead of us making the attempt, we need the ladies out there. They need to put forth the effort, they need to initiate the romance. Nurture. Yes. Because what that does for the men out there is it makes them feel wanted, feel desired.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

And I think feel like you're worth something.

SPEAKER_01 32:12

I think a lot of relationships go south because of this. I really do. And I think that uh I think that women get all bent out of shape at their man. The motherfuckers out there working his dick in the dirt every day. Every day. Out and a lot of men work outdoors and the heat and the cold and you know, inclement weather and all that. And sometimes they just want to feel appreciated. And I'm gonna tell you right now, most any man I know, best way to his hardest through his boner.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

I agree.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

So, ladies, make sure your man's always got a full belly and an empty seed bag. And I guarantee you, empty seed bag. I guarantee you, he will be less of an asshole. He will be happier to be around. And when you give that man a little appreciation and make him feel desired and wanted, he's gonna keep working twice as hard to make make everybody work, make everybody happy. Well, you're gonna this isn't just I'm this isn't a reflection on me. Right in my home. It's not the case at all. This is just something that I know is going on with a lot of men out there, and men's health is important, their mental health. And there's too many people upset and miserable, and you know, ladies, the best way to make a man happy is empty a seed bag. Well and feed him.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

The thing on that, and I was just reading, I was just kind of poking around because I'm kind of looking for it right now and I can't find it, but I really truly meant to save it. Uh it's a thing talking about women and how they uh basically, and don't hate me for this, women, but it's a thing talking about how women today versus women in the 60s, the differences, and how basically women are failing things now. Well, you know, you didn't you know you know where I'm going.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

I know where you're going with it, and I'm and I'm gonna and I'm gonna stick up for the women in this aspect because I know exactly what you're do what you're thinking. The problem is, is we live in a society in an economy where a man can't provide for a whole family by himself and still have nice things. You know, the we we're in a we're stuck in a society where we need two income houses.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:54

And so I give all the credit to all these women in the world that clean their house, do their laundry, and work a full-time job. I am very fortunate in that aspect that I have that, and and we are very taken care of in our home. It's a lot for a woman to have to take care of kids and laundry and dishes and work and still feel like they've got something left to give at the end of the day. I'm not a I'm not saying anything against that. I I I feel for these women. But Jesus Christ, just lay there and let the guy stick it in or something. Touch his pee pee a little bit and then roll over and let him poke you. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

Yeah, yes. You know, and act act like you want to be there. Yeah. Be like, damn, baby, look at that fucking belly. But I don't want you going into a porn homo. Yeah, don't fake it. Don't do that. Do not fake it. No.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

Yeah.

unknown 35:57

No.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

You will you will ruin a guy's fucking head if you fake it.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Is it that much to ask, though? Set the phone down. I'm only uh I I've waited I've ridden rides at Cedar Point longer than what I typically go. So you can't have your phone on at Cedar Point in a roller coaster, you don't need it on while I'm on.

SPEAKER_01 36:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

That alone would make me feel loved.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

I mean, fuck. Cowboys get excited just riding a bowl for eight seconds.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

Right. That's the other thing. That's the other thing. Huh. Don't be afraid to get crazy and pretend it's ten years, twenty years, thirty years. I don't know how long y'all been together, 40 years ago. Jump up on top, throw a hip out.

SPEAKER_01 36:44

Yeah. Who cares? And you know what? Let him put it in your fucking butt once in a while. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

It can't hurt that much. I shit bigger than my dick. So I know it's not that bad.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Yeah. Just let him put it in your butt every now and again.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

No harm. Yeah. And really?

SPEAKER_01 37:08

You'll brighten his day.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

You only have to do it every now and then, but quarterly.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

That's enough to keep me. What do you need, dear? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

Can I do this? Can I do that?

SPEAKER_02 37:19

Right.

SPEAKER_01 37:20

Oh, let me get those dishes. Right. Yeah. But yeah. We we need more healthy relationships.

SPEAKER_02 37:28

Well, I think too, the big problem is is everybody's just fucked up anymore.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 37:35

You know. Oh, I'm too busy for this, I'm too busy for that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Um. Yeah, I wish I could remember that that goddamn page was because I can't find it anywhere. But they had a lot of good points. It's like uh, you know, I don't expect you to come bow down, untie my shoes when I get home and you know, suck ass.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

But you're not a servant. Like, nobody wants that.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

A lot of women are changing to where they just think they're better than we are. You know, which in some cases they probably are. Yeah. But um, we're watching a TV show right now, The Hunter Hunting Wives. It's a good show. Haven't watched that yet. It's a good show. But the problem I have is the four or five women on that show. And oh, girl power, this horseshit of you know, I don't I like an independent woman, not a go over the top. Right. We don't need men. Yeah, exactly. You know, there is a difference. Oh. I like it when you giggle before you talk.

SPEAKER_01 38:49

That's just looking at something here. Um back to your biting through a condom thing. Yeah. Um we did the maple syrup festival a few weeks ago. That one's easier to read. Oh no, I got it. I I ciphered through it. Okay. And uh we forgot to talk about it, and it was it was just one of them moments where you had to be there.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

I hope you can make this half as funny as it was when we were there.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

So anybody that knows Brad on a personal level knows how much he loves his breakfasts.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Oh, I do.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

And the whole maple syrup festival in Vermontville was the pancake, breakfast, sausage, milk, the whole nine yards. We're in line, okay. He gets his tickets to go in, and he's like a fucking 12-year-old little boy who just kissed his first girl. He is giddy as fuck. He's like, Oh, oh, I need two pancake breakfasts. He says, two extra milks and two extra sausages. Okay, the one pancake breakfast was for Tricia, the other pancake breakfast was for Brad, the two extra milks, you already got one milk coming with it, two extra milks and the two extra sausages were all Brad's.

SPEAKER_02 40:24

And how many times did I ask her, Do you want any extra milk or sausage? I was hoping she'd say yes because I didn't I wanted to get more milk, but I didn't want to be a fucking pig.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

So we get in there, we're we're in line, get our pancakes, get our sausages, get our milks, and he's like, oop, I got tickets for extra sausage. Oh, okay. Hands two tickets to that, gets a pile of fucking sausage. Oh, get to the milk. I got my extra tickets for milk. Okay. Gets his extra milks. We're sitting there. And he's he's just just going to town on this breakfast. Well, you ever go and you get the at a to-go place or whatever, you get the uh plasticware, the knife and the fork that's in the in the clear tube sack, and you gotta pop it out of there, and it's got a napkin in it and everything. Brad, it's all done. Can't eat no more. Oh, I'm stuffed. He's got two lonely little sausages on his plate. But he's not willing to let them go. I'm not gonna let them go. No, they're not going. He's he's not letting them go to the garbage. They are still very much gonna get eaten.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

And you gotta understand, too, they were good sausages. They were very good saucers.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

So and uh they were sausage links, not patties. So he's like, what am I gonna do with these? What am I gonna do with them? Well, Kelly takes and grabs the fucking silverware wrapper that's you know the length of a fork, and the end of it was popped open. He's like, it was like a light bulb popped on. He's like, that's perfect. He slides this fucking sausage link down in there. He's like, You think we can get another one in there? Yep. He pops the other one, he's got a plastic wrap of two sausage links. And he's like, Well, how am I gonna stop it from coming out the other end? So they grab another silverware bag and go the other end. So it's it's locked up tighter than an unscot. Oh, fuck yes. Signed, sealed, delivered. He stuffs them motherfuckers in his pocket, and we go out wandering around. I mean, he's just happy as a queer eating comb.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

And you should be thrilled that I did package him so well. I because you got a little hungry in the bar. I got a little hungry and eated a snag.

SPEAKER_01 42:59

He says, Oh, I got a sausage for you. And I'm like, oh, yeah. So I was thankful that he was resourceful and packed his fucking sausage to go.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

That worked out fucking great.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

Oh, god damn.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

That was yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

I mean we forgot to talk about that when it was fresh.

SPEAKER_02 43:25

We did, but and we've got a picture of me and Bob holding my little sausages, yeah. I think it's on there. Oh, yeah, it's uh um, you know, the other thing when we were in Maple Rapids, and I'm gonna have to ask you for permission, but over there in Vermontville, they've got a uh old W W two tank.

SPEAKER_01 43:51

Yeah, M sixty.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

And uh me and Bob thought uh we should take a picture with it. Yeah. Well, he laid down on it like he's getting a summer tan, and I He's just standing next to him. It's a very good picture. It's on the website picks if you guys want to go look at it. But uh I got to thinking like a day or two later, and I said, God, back in WW2, they had pinup girls on everything. And so I I asked uh asked AI to help you out, help me out. And I'm not gonna put it on till I get permission, but you guys feel free to bug uh bug the old bobster here to see his pinup girl. I Mother's Day was Sunday, mom. Grandma were over, uh, Trisha's parents and stuff. Uh and I showed those guys, I says, hey, look at this picture. They I said, Yeah, he won't let me post it. My fucking God. Why won't he let you post it if he put that on to do that? And I said, No, it's they thought for sure that you were like, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:55

Well, you know.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 45:00

I probably would be okay with it.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

Uh I give it a little time to think about it.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

We've uh we it's obvious that I release my inhibitions because you did, you left for this podcast. I mean, Jesus Christ, I was doing the sea lion and you posted a video of that. What are they doing now? What's the big thing now?

SPEAKER_02 45:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

No.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

Because they tend to gravitate away from anything that adults start doing.

SPEAKER_01 45:26

But you better believe when I catch something them kids are doing, you're doing it. Yep. Yeah, you're I'm keeping up with latest trends. You're fun like that. You know. Try to be.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

And you don't mind a little embarrassment per se. A little ribbing? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Yeah. No, I don't mind. Yeah. I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 45:44

That's a part of me that I just can't get into almost blew out a seal. It's a good way to get your eyes all teared up. Almost blew out a seal. Well, you can let them go.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Oh no, no, that's fine.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

We mop the floor later.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

Trying to be courteous of the listeners here.

SPEAKER_02 46:06

That's what it's all about. A lot of people are having issues.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

Mine are bad all year round, though. Sunday morning.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

Well. Yeah. Every winter we decide that.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

Summertime once the air's on or the windows are open, it's not half as bad. But Sunday Trish woke up, couldn't open her left eye. Because she leapt off? That's what a lot of people assumed, which tells you what kind of quality guy they think I am. But no, uh, come to find out after a whole day of investigating, she thinks that, you know, because we're out with you guys Saturday night.

SPEAKER_01 46:46

Yeah, we went to the beer tap partying down. Urban air.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

She thinks she came home, decided to take her eye makeup off, and stabbed herself with a Q-tip.

SPEAKER_03 46:55

Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 46:56

I said, for now on, let the pillow wipe it off. And then you can get the rest of the morning. Yeah. Yeah. So me trying to keep her safe. Yeah. But um, yeah, back to that urban air.

SPEAKER_01 47:07

Yeah. Yeah. So hold on. Most people aren't going to know what urban air is telling what urban air is.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

So urban air is I'm going to grab a chew while you tell them. Yeah. They uh God knows if you're telling a story, I got time.

SPEAKER_01 47:18

You're fucking right. And uh anyway, so they do this urban air festival every year, downtown Eaton Rapids. It's all airstreams. And they line the downtown streets with all these airstream campers.

SPEAKER_02 47:34

Which they're the silver uh sideways soup can. Yeah. They're they're they're cool.

SPEAKER_01 47:42

They're very, very unique. Unique. The interiors? The tier interiors of them are like real wood, real cabinetry, like they're not they're not light.

SPEAKER_02 47:55

Are you buying one?

SPEAKER_01 47:57

Never. No.

unknown 47:58

No.

SPEAKER_02 47:58

I don't see the usefulness of them.

SPEAKER_01 48:00

They're extremely overpriced. They're expensive. I can't say overpriced, they're expensive. Right. Because they're built with high quality materials.

SPEAKER_02 48:10

In Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_01 48:11

Is that where it's at?

SPEAKER_02 48:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 48:13

So they they come here every year, do this deal. The whole town creates an event for it.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

Screwed the pooch this year by moving the date.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

Yeah, so they did it on Mother's Day weekend, which I don't think was a good move. And they were just here in October, but they bumped it up earlier in the year, so there wasn't as many this year as there normally is. Not even more than that. And I think it's because they were just here in October, and it was also Mother's Day weekend, so a lot of people weren't doing it.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

I want to be with my mom. I don't want to be in a camper.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

So I think I think they need to reevaluate that to get more and it and it brings a good amount of money to the town and people.

SPEAKER_02 48:57

It'd be more appropriate if it was Father's Day weekend.

SPEAKER_01 49:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

You know, just it's different. Nobody cares about Father's Day.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Right. But I think I think they shouldn't do it on a special weekend.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

No, they shouldn't. It's like these people that get fucking married on special weekends. Oh. Thanks for fucking my parents. Yes, twice.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

Yeah. And I think everybody can agree with me on that. Except for the people still do it.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Fucking idiots. Um, but yeah, that that uh urban air. Yep. Cool theory. Yeah. Um, you know, after we're on what, episode 32?

SPEAKER_01 49:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

So if you guys listen to us, you know we don't really like to uh intentionally offend people. So I'm trying my best. Whoever puts on the beer tent sucks balls.

SPEAKER_01 49:50

I'm gonna actually have a talk with them people because I happen to know who it is. We're gonna we're gonna get some real beer in here next year.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

Yeah. Give the old Anheuser Busch truck a call, have him wheel over, and you've got us until you guys shut down.

SPEAKER_01 50:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

But that shit, you know, a lot of people I like Yingling flight. It tastes like Mick Ultra. All right, I can drink Mick Ultra in a pinch. So I I got two of them. I only drank one and a half there. Thank God, Julie said, let's go to the bar. Or whoever.

SPEAKER_01 50:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

One of the girls said, let's go to the bar. And I was like, thank God. It was tearing me up.

SPEAKER_01 50:23

It was Miller Light, Coors Light, Yinglings, and Sun Cruiser.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

Is that that orange thing?

SPEAKER_01 50:30

No. Oh, and Sheboygan, I'm sorry. Sheboygan Honey, Blood Orange Honey.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

Are they a brewing company?

SPEAKER_01 50:35

Sheboygan Brewing, yeah. Up north. Um, so I was drinking the Sheboygan because I will not drink Miller Light.

SPEAKER_02 50:43

Did it go down good?

SPEAKER_01 50:44

Yeah, I can I can drink them. They're they're not terrible.

SPEAKER_02 50:46

You ain't gonna drink 12 of them in a night. Oh, God, no. Right.

SPEAKER_01 50:49

No. No, that they're no. But I'm not drinking Mueller Light. I'm not drinking Coors Light. I stay true to the brand. Bush Light. Um so no, I didn't. I I I was glad to leave there too because Yeah. It could potentially be such a good time. They had live live music. They were good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:11

Yeah. Whoever you old guys were that were playing Saturday night, you guys did a good job.

SPEAKER_01 51:17

But yeah, I I I'm gonna have to have a talk with them. Like, we we gotta do something about the Miller Light.

SPEAKER_02 51:22

The beer thing's a killer. Yeah. Yeah. And I, you know, people that like Miller Light, they like their Miller Light. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. But um I pulled that up here, and 85% of American drinkers prefer the Anheuser Busch line over the Miller line. Because it's better. Right.

SPEAKER_01 51:42

So I mean, the the numbers don't lie.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Let's look at where your money's going.

SPEAKER_01 51:46

Right. Now, Bud Light has still got a black eye from the whole God. Do you think they'll ever get over that? I don't think so. But and that's the thing that pisses me off is back, well, I ain't drinking Bud Light no more. I'm gonna drink Bud Bush Light. It's the same fucking kind of thing. You're giving the money to the same fucking people. And the beer didn't change.

SPEAKER_02 52:03

No.

unknown 52:04

No.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

And the motherfucker that did that stupid stunt is gone.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

And I get kind of upset when people will say, Well, you used to drink Bud Light all the time. You gave it up because that tranny? No, I didn't. No. I gave it up because my wife did some investigating and found out that, hey, try the Bush Light, because it's got the different ingredients. Yeah. I think it's gluten, I think. I can't remember. But I got it back into Bush Light, which I drank for years previous until I found I liked the taste of Bud Light better. So I went back to Bush Light. Motherfucker, I have not had the stomach ache, crampy cramps.

SPEAKER_01 52:39

And I was a but I was Bud Light even through the training. And you had said that, and I said, Well, I'll try it. And I did, and I got the same results. So here we are. Alcohol content is still the same.

SPEAKER_02 52:55

Yeah. And these fucking people would have nobody to listen to if you grew up a Miller Light drinker.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Right. Because we couldn't do this.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

No.

unknown 53:02

No.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

No, Miller Light. And all these people, there were like three of them drinking it there uh Saturday night. And I says, You don't find that that makes your mouth taste like you just chewed up a stick of chalk? Right. No, I don't. A few minutes later, like, oh my god, it is chalky. Yeah. I've never thought of that. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

It's like licking a dry asshole.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Yes. It's got that little tang to it, too.

SPEAKER_01 53:27

We're gonna catch some backlash on this one, just so you know.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

We will, because there are a lot of Miller Light fans. But you don't drink your beer. I'm fine with that. But don't don't come to my house and expect me to have your beer. Right. Um, however, I do make a I do keep uh few uh Coors Lights in my fridge because Julie likes those. So uh Julie from out our way. So when she comes over, I'm like, hey, you want beer? And she like ah I said, I got Coors Light. She's like, Oh, okay. Right. You know, so I I will do that. But I'm not gonna keep a collection.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

No.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

No.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

No, I will tell you, my father-in-law, he's a Miller Light drinker.

SPEAKER_02 54:08

Oh, is he? But when he's having people over. Is that why Jason drinks Miller Light? Because he is trying to find his way into the family.

SPEAKER_01 54:15

No, I think Jason's always been a Miller Light drinker. Okay. Yeah, that's just that's just what he likes. But my father-in-law enjoys having the kids over at any time. So he always makes sure that he know he's got in the beer fridge, out in the garage, he's got what everybody drinks.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

See, now that's cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:37

And and I think that's cool as shit, because if I go over there and I go to the fridge, guaranteed there's bushlight in there for me.

SPEAKER_02 54:45

See, that's cool.

SPEAKER_01 54:46

And my brother-in-law Ryan drinks bushlight.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

Oh, he's a bushlighter, too?

SPEAKER_01 54:51

There's there's beer in there for us. The girls come over, there's seltzers in there. All three of them drink seltzers? Uh no. Katie drinks Coors Light.

SPEAKER_02 55:04

Oh, yeah, that's right. But never seltzers, or well, she occasionally.

SPEAKER_01 55:08

Every once in a while she does, but she's she's her go-to's courses light.

SPEAKER_02 55:11

I like a beer drinking girl. Yeah. I really do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:15

And and Kelly used to be a beer drinker, but Trish was too. After she had Lucas, she developed an allergy to beer, and her face turns red and gets all splotchy and all that, so it's not worth it to her.

SPEAKER_02 55:27

Things changed. Yeah. I mean, not only is it expensive as shit to have a kid, but we just had a kid or two, and now you're gonna add the expense of seltzers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:36

I mean, what's wrong with you, girl? I think it I think it's it's an inside job. I think it is too. They fucking shoot them up with something that makes them allergic to beer. Oh my god. Them seltzers come from. Have you ever had one? Oh my god. Yeah. When Bud Light Seltzer come out. Good. I was that's all I was drinking was Bud Light Seltzers, because it's the low calories, no carbs.

SPEAKER_02 55:59

No, though the Bud Light seltzers you're talking about, those are like the cola and the all the flavors. Yeah. Okay, so they're they're flavored, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

When when I still make those? Yeah, but they they kind of went off, I think, with the whole thing. White claw, carbon. Oh, you think that's the white claw is the trendsetter of of seltzers. But white claw sucks.

SPEAKER_02 56:22

Do they? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:23

And I was when I was watching my weight, before I was watching it come on, I was watching it kind of go away. Yeah, yeah. And I was drinking the seltzers because they're five percent alcohol and they're they got good flavors and all that, but is it a good option for weight loss versus beer? I think it's a little better than it's not.

SPEAKER_02 56:47

Five percent.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:48

What are these? Three?

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Four point uh four point one.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

I'll have my glasses.

SPEAKER_01 56:55

I got it, it's four point one.

SPEAKER_02 56:56

Four point one.

SPEAKER_01 56:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:58

So they're close. Yeah. But I've never I've had it's like sips of seltzers, but usually the sips of seltzers that I have are people that say, ew, taste that. You know, watermelon.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

Well, they've already they've already told you it was bad.

SPEAKER_02 57:12

Yeah. Um Ty had uh Bayerstedl had one the other day. Uh we're down there and I forget. I should have wrote written it down in the notes or something, but it was really good. But even then, I don't think I could, you know, I can sit in your backyard and I can drink. Me and you can go through a couple 30 packs on a Saturday if we wanted to. Oh yeah. Seltzer's, it just seems like a belly ache.

SPEAKER_01 57:37

No, not not the Bud Light. Not no, you gotta find the right one. Because I could sit and drink just me and them as I can a bush light. Oh, can you? But then the problem is that extra 0.9% alcohol adds up quick. Ooh, doggy.

SPEAKER_02 57:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:50

You ever get into mixies like when you guys are camping and stuff? Once in a while. Funny story about that. Uh Jason was ready to fucking kill me one time.

SPEAKER_02 58:00

This was just last year, wasn't it? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 58:03

This was years ago. We started off and they they all like to do Bloody Marys sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

You like Bloody Marys?

SPEAKER_01 58:11

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 58:12

The tomato.

SPEAKER_01 58:12

No, absolutely not. I don't like tomato juice. I like tomatoes, but I don't do tomato juice. So when they're doing Bloody Marys, screwdrivers, this guy. Yeah. And you know me. I don't I don't fuck around. Like the first one's good. The orange juice is just to color up the vodka. Right.

SPEAKER_02 58:38

Don't want don't want to look like a drunk.

SPEAKER_01 58:40

Right. And so we were doing them, and then we just transferred into that to fucking beer all day. And I was drinking aluminum bottles of 16 ounces of Bud Light. I used to like those things. Cooler full of them things. And it was it was Halloween camp. We were trick-or-treating. And uh by the time it was time to go trick-or-treating, I was past gone. I I had no business even trick-or-treating. And uh where's that at? That was at uh at camp uh what the fuck's it called? Sleepy Hollow.

SPEAKER_02 59:15

Oh, we're in St. John's.

SPEAKER_01 59:16

Yeah, that was that was when we were going over there every year for Halloween camp. You guys still go there? No, because it got so hard to get into and it turned into a fucking mess. You had to book four weeks in advance and chop out three weeks and you had to play the game.

SPEAKER_02 59:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:29

So we don't go there no more. Um we actually go to uh South Haven to the um Yogi Bear camp.

SPEAKER_02 59:37

Do you guys do any state parks? Not very much. They're a bitch to get into and the website sucks.

SPEAKER_01 59:42

Yeah. But uh boy, I was fucking hammered. Yeah, yeah, to say the least. I was going around jabbing my luona bottle on everybody's ass, you know, being obnoxious. And it was soup night, which is the best night. I'm not a soup person for dinner, but soup night is good because there's like seven different soups in, you know, chili, uh, chicken something, white chicken chili. I mean they they all of it. They're fucking you name it, it's good soup. We get back to the we get back to the campers and everybody had had enough of me. Oh Jason looked right at me, fucking stone cold in his face. He said, You need to go dry out.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

Did he really?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:28

Oh yeah. It was either that or he was gonna fucking deck me. It was it was coming. And I had it coming. I deserved it. So I'm like, You're right. I agreed with him because I was fucking handed.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

What else are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:43

I went into the camper, I laid on the bed, and I was fucking gone. Everybody ate soup. I woke up at like 11 o'clock. Kelly was coming to the camper, I said, Is it dinner time? She said, We already ate and put everything away. I said, I missed soup night? She says, Yeah, you did. I'm like, Well fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:10

So she saw you mixing them screwdrivers. She had to know at the beginning you were gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:16

She didn't see you mixing them. I was over in the camper doing it while she was over in the other camera. So, no, I was I was uh I was out of line. I was way too far gone, and uh it was bad. He says, You need to go dry out. I said, You're right. I walked to the camper, dried out.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:36

Do any of them ever take their turn at getting shit faced?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:39

Uh huh. Or are they all pretty in check with No, I mean it depends on the weekend, you know? Um But even when Jason gets drunk Can you tell? You if you know if you know him well enough, yes, you can. But he's pretty just even keeled. Katie? She gets hammered drunk at the campground.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:05

Yeah, but she's fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:06

Oh god, she's a blast. Yeah, yeah. And somehow she ends up getting me to stay up till three o'clock in the fucking morning, the first night of camping, every single time we go camping, and it's like makes for a rough day the next day, but you gotta push through.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:19

Yeah, she's a hoot, though. I mean sober, she's fawny. She's I don't know, you've never seen her sober. She's nice. One time I got here a little early. Um thanks for bringing that up.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:32

But no, she's a hoot to drink with because we get mom to get drunk every once in a while. Oh yeah. Last year at Halloween camp, we got her, we got her tuned right up.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:44

How about the old man?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:46

He's he gets feeling real good, but he puts he puts a limit on himself and goes to bed.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:51

Really?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:54

Never been good at that.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:55

No, me neither. I don't want to miss enough. I got FOMO.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:00

Although lately, fear of missing out.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:02

Yeah. So I just fucking just stay with it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:05

I've been lately, I've been to the point where it's just like fuck it, I'm going to bed. And that's something new to me, because usually I'm bitching because somebody else is going to bed, but you had enough, you had enough. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:23

Oh, uh speaking of getting drunk and tuned up.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:28

We got some challengers.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:30

Oh, we do. We have a mess of challengers. Now what I'm thinking is we'll find a uh Friday or a Saturday. Yep. And we're gonna do it collectively. Y'all bring your drinking partner and 'cause I we uh there ain't enough time in this earth to do each individual group separate.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:52

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

We'd be we all be at Betty Ford. Oh, me and you will try to put it.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:56

Well, yeah, because we gotta challenge them all.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:58

Yeah, fucking Malachi. You met him once, don't remember him, but this next time you meet him, you're never gonna forget him because he's gonna be the guy that's got his chest pumped out saying, When you're ready to go down, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:09

He's the guy that I'm gonna go put to bed after getting drunk, and I'm gonna go wake him up in the morning because he's gonna be like, Oh man, I can't get up.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:16

Well, I'm worried about him, to be honest. Him and his girlfriend stopped by uh two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:24

And he drinks a little quicker than we do. And the guy gets up way earlier than we do on a Saturday, and he'll go out and like actually work.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:40

So him times he get up on a Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:43

Like six.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:44

So do I.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:45

I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:46

Well, I'll fucking get the whip and I'll start cracking you. Brad, we gotta go.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:50

Six is early, my friend.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:51

I'll throw a fucking blue chew down your throat and get you ready to rock.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:55

Grab me by my handle and take me outside. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:59

No man left behind.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:01

Yeah, so he he could be a challenger, but I think the rest of them will skate right over. 21. Oh 22.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:08

Well, fuck, he's half our age.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:10

Yeah. He's half my age. Yeah, he's less than half my age. Old enough to be his dad. Yeah. Well, so are you technically? Yeah. I'm not scared. We're getting old, but I I think we can beat him.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:23

I know we can.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:24

Because no matter who he picks, his tag team partner ain't near.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:27

Yeah. Yeah. Me and him will be standing there like, what are we gonna do with these two fuckers?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:33

And I might And I'm gonna say, Well, I know I can get my partner up. How about you?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:37

He ain't gonna be able to.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:40

Because his partners go down, they're down, they're out.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:42

Mm hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:43

So yeah, we're gonna have to find a weekend and all this. Well, it might end up being a fall sport.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:48

We'll do it right out here at the campground.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:49

We can.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:51

Malachi, bring your town.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:54

Or your truck camper.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:55

Yeah, he's just that's fine too.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:57

He uh used the truck camper for Julie's birthday. Okay. And uh they'd be in there, him and his girlfriend and stuff, and they'd be changing their clothes.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:08

So might want to buy some blinds for them windows because inquisitive eyes. I saw people staring, that's how I knew about it. I wasn't staring through the windows.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:18

But Lucas will be peeping through the windows trying to check out his girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:22

Might be. Up on a ladder. Yeah, she does. Perfect. And she's nice too. Which you can tell they're you know, they've been together I think five years. And you can tell they're still in that blissful fun thing because she treats them with respect.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:39

They're not married though, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:40

No, no, next year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:45

Does he know what happens when the woman eats wedding cake?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:47

Uh-huh. Everything closes up. Yep. Yep. Um I tried convincing him for fifty dollars a week I'd be like his mentor.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:58

And keep an eye on him. Like hang out with them too a lot, and when she's going off like women do, and he wants to say something, I'll just put my hand on his knee and be like, not right now, bud.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:08

And keep him happy.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:10

He doesn't realize that that's a small price to pay. If you want genuine happiness, he should just start sending that fifty bucks a month to you.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:20

Do you think that there's any truth to that? That a couple that is always happy, one of them is just holding back. Have you ever heard that? Yes. Thoughts?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:35

Uh I think there could be some truth to that.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:38

I think so too.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:39

I do.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:40

Because I think there's really nobody that, you know, and everybody right now is they're looking at, oh, we're like that. No, you're not. One of you's holding back.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:51

You mean like holding back like they're still happy, but Yes, they're happy, no doubt.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:57

They know they have to be more reserved.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:00

Because somebody's got to get us home that night.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:03

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:03

Or somebody's got to be the voice of reason.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:07

Yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:09

I do. I think there's a lot of truth to that.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:12

I do. And thank God my wife is that person.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:17

If you're not lucky, I don't know another man that is, because if it wasn't for her, you'd still be laying in my front yard, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:27

Yeah.

unknown 1:08:28

Well.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:29

Well, with her, I could fall in a shit house and come out smelling like roses.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:32

Pull you right out. That's right. Yeah, Ricardo be mowing around you. Any chance you can come out and help me move Bob, I guess. Yeah, she yeah. It's you know, and they're the everybody's got their goods and bads, but I just I um oh, we've been together for 25 years and we've never fought once. Liar? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:53

You're a fucking liar.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:55

One of you are. If you didn't really didn't fight, one of you's a liar.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:58

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:58

Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:00

Because I don't care. You you get tired of each other. We all do. Yeah. You know, and that's funny too, because she'll say something occasionally, I think you've caught it, and it's just like, you know, fuck you. Where had you said that, it would have been fun in games.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:21

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:22

You know, and it's funny when the four of us go out because I catch all your dick moments, and you catch all of my dick moments. Did you notice that when we're especially when we're in North Carolina? It's like, God, you asshole, what? You know. Do the women do that? Like, yeah. Well, I'm sure they do. But they don't present it like we do.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:44

Right. Because they're smarter than we are. Couldn't be. That's what it is. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:53

Um. What else we got on there? Oh, my block call list. Oh, God. Holy fuck. I'm going to show you that before I leave tonight, but I can scroll. Probably 35 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:08

There's a limit on how many you can block.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:10

I have no idea, but it's not enough, I'm certain of it. But I keep getting these phone calls. A $75,000 loan that you approve for, we can get you in for $399. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:20

I'm sick and fucking tired of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:22

You know. And people stop being so fucking stupid and giving your routing and account numbers. Right. And this shit'll stop. You're not getting $75,000 for $399.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:32

No. No. And it's it keeps saying, well, what you're pre-approved on your inquiry. I didn't fucking inquire on nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:41

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:42

I'm so sick and fucking tired of them. And I wish there was a way that they could stop this shit from happening. Well, I thought they tried years ago. I even went onto the national do not call registry and put my number in there. And don't change anything. Didn't change a fucking thing because it only applies to the people that are doing it legally.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:00

Right. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:01

These fuckers from India and fucking Durka Durka's on the other fucking side of the ocean.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:06

Durka Durka got us in trouble last time.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:08

I don't give a fuck. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:11

But yeah, you know, stop. And if they'd put half the energy into a real job that they do fucking people over, they'd probably be successful.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:20

Yeah, but they're in another country, and that's what they do. And they get these little old ladies and these little old men that fall for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:30

Let me help you.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:31

And I'll tell you what, it's fucking bullshit. I hate that. Because these people have worked their whole lives and saved their whole lives, and some other motherfucker from another country just wipes them out.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:44

And there's nothing that can be done about it. There's no re recourse on it. There's nothing. And it you're taking advantage of these people who don't know any different.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:53

And I don't understand that because you know what it takes to get a bank account, fucking 75 different IDs. Right. You're so security, all this shit. If I was on the computer screwing people, they'd track where the money went. They'd come after me. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:09

So why can't why can't we do something about it?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:12

Right. You should be able to. It all goes somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:16

And I just I I hate it for these people because they're worried that they did something wrong or there's something happening. And these people are 20 some year old people.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:27

Would you call it gullible?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:29

Well, they are because they're they were raised different than us.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:34

Yeah. More trusting.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:36

Yeah, and they don't they don't they're they're worried that something's wrong, so they want to fix the problem. And you they're they're people are taking advantage of them, and I hate that. I love old people.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:46

Yeah, you've said that before.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:48

You know, like like I could sit and talk to old people all day long. I love them. Because they're just such nice, genuine people.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:55

I'm glad you can do that because when we go out on our history show, yeah, you're gonna need to talk to somebody. Oh, I can't wait. I'm excited. That'll be fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:05

I don't know where to be in. What we gotta do is we were to get all the sh uh ideas that we've got completed, uh, we both gotta quit work.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:16

Well, if you motherfuckers listening would give us 33 cents a day, you can go right to the website and pay that.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:22

That's nine dollars.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:24

You could help us nurture old people.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:28

And teach you something.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:30

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:32

You know, old people are cool, they had it hard. My grandma, fuck, they bought that house. They had a wooden sidewalk, led to a shitter shit house. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:40

I mean, you're talking about lived through the depression.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:43

Yeah. A lot of people now fucking go piss out there in that box. Right. You know.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:48

And there's some kids that want to go piss in a fucking box. Because they think they're a fucking cat.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:53

Yep. Kick the litter around.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:56

And we're supposed to accept that.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:57

You know where we need to go.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:58

Where are we going?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:00

We need to go back to that bar that we were at last year.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:04

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:05

I can't remember the guy's name. Oh, the old guy. Yes. We need to go and talk to him.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:12

That would be fun. Yeah. And he'd sit there and talk to us.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:16

We'll get him on the show.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:17

Yeah, I'll have to uh do a little research and figure out exactly where we were.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:23

Um we were down by Pawpaw, weren't we?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:26

In that area. Is there a town down there that starts with a J?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:30

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:31

I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:34

And we're gonna go down, we're gonna sit and talk to him. He'd be a fucking riot.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:37

He was.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:37

He's got jokes for doing.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:39

Oh yeah. Talking about doing his sister-in-law or he mows the yard. Yeah. She sews his buttons on, you know.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:48

Yep, that guy. Yep. So we we need to go talk to him. He would he would be more than happy to get on the show.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:53

Oh, he'd be fun. A couple of guys had a lot of ideas.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:01

You know, you you got a note on here that's been on here for a couple weeks now about Brad embracing technology.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:08

Oh! I love it. Um here around the studio we gotta talk to the internet supplier because right now I'm just spinning. Uh huh. And when you start to fall in love with technology, you kind of need the interweb to help you through your fix. But anywho, so y'all heard of NFC. It's near field communication. Yep. And um, I got a free business card from this company, Blink, with a Q. Um, and it's kind of cool. You whoop, and there it is. Yeah. And they make bracelets, keychains, and all this shit. So it's kind of cool how it all works, but like um we've said it a hundred times on here. Fuck, we could barely get the microphones to work the first time we bought them in. That was a feat, and now like I'm fucking around with those websites, blah, blah, blah. I'd love it. I love that shit. Um, I just well wish there was pay there.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:10

I think what what uh started that note was the blink thing because you sent me my blink card. Yes. And I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Oh my god. And they're like, you're like, oh my god, you fucking idiot. How do you not know what and so I'm like, well, I clicked on it and it's not doing what it should be doing. And you're like, well, when I get to the studio this afternoon, I'm gonna take a look at it. You're probably just fucking dumb.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:44

Settle down, grandpa.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:47

Exactly. And so what I'm what I want people to know is Lo and behold, you got here, you looked at it on my phone, figured out a way to make it so it didn't work.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:00

Oh so I looked like an idiot.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:03

Yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes it's okay to eat crow, Brad.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:08

It was uh shocking to me because I thought, this fucking old idiot. How does he not? And then when you showed me your phone and uh the realization came in really quick. God, I'm glad I shut up when I did, because yeah, it was totally different. Yeah, we fixed that. Uh-huh. Yeah. Um, yeah, well, sorry for treating you like a lesser technological Was that an apology? Yeah, half-assed. Don't take a full one from that.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:42

Well, you uh you're really doing good on these apologies lately. Oh, I am. I like it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:48

Uh the Brotherhood's been calling me out on stuff, so I I try to do like you say, do better. And uh we're getting there.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:59

Main thing is we we worked through it, we figured it out.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:04

And we we learned from it.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:05

But June 6th, we've got a fucking kick-ass motorcycle ride. Route's already been planned. Oh, yeah. People are gonna be excited for what we got going on. We're gonna hit some good roads, we're gonna hit some curves, we're gonna hit some bars, we're gonna end up at Turk's Tavern and get some dinner. I think there's a 50-50 raffle coming up on the room.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:28

We're gonna sell some tickets throughout the day. Yep. You want to buy them? You just you know it's an arm length for you know, reasonable.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:36

Yep. Uh we got some giveaways. And uh then after that, we got the paintball coming up. I'm excited. That's gonna be really fun. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:49

But for both of them, for the bike thing, text the goddamn number, tell us you're coming.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:55

Go on the website and contact us and tell us you're coming. However, you want to do it. Mail me a letter. Let us know. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:02

616-528-8293.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:06

Almost got that memorized.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:07

Yeah, you gotta let us know so we can uh provide accordingly. I've been in talks with all the stops that we're gonna stop at. They need a hard number on how many people they gotta accommodate so they know what how much staff to have in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:19

Do I bring in more beer? Do I bring in more coffee? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:22

Yeah. So um, but that that's gonna be a riot.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:26

And not taking the fun out of it, but it is gonna be a little bit like, hey, finish your drink, whatever you're drinking, we gotta go. Because we gotta stay somewhat on schedule. A schedule.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:36

Um, but yeah, we really gotta know, so please, please, please let us know. Um, you can even do it through Facebook if you want. Um, and then the paintball one, that's gonna be a lot easier because you're paying for it, so you gotta go on there and we'll know you're coming.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:49

But go to the RSVP can fee page, go in there, send the money over, lock your spot in.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:57

That way you're you're and get ready to get peppered.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:59

Yeah. Pop up. It's coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:04

Yeah. I've been doing this for a week now.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:07

Yep. Yep. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:09

Have you been doing that on Tresh or Oh yeah, yeah, practice somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:13

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know I'm hitting the trigger, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:18

So lots of big things coming up. We're probably gonna talk to us about a golf outing. If you if you would be interested in a golf outing in the fall, let us know. Let us know. Because that would be fun. I think that'd be a blast.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:31

Um, you know, uh join that podcast page. I invited you to that on Facebook. Yeah, and all these people, their uh their concerns to me are like minuscule. Like, wow, really? But um I put a comment on, you know, what do you do to engage with your followers? And I said, actually, we got a bike ride coming up, we got a uh paintball thing. I said, We're looking for more shit to do. Just and it's not just to get more followers because that ain't gonna community involvement. Yes. We're not gonna get more followers from inviting the people we already know. Right. But it just kind of like, hey, but we want you there because it's yeah, it's fun. You know, and uh they all thought I lost my fucking mind.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:12

Really?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:13

Yeah. God, really? You're doing stuff like that? All I can do is get through a half hour once a week, once every other week, recording myself. Well, then you're doing it wrong, because it should be fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:23

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:24

It's not a job.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:25

No, fuck. I love doing this.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:27

Yeah, if it was a job, we wouldn't be doing it because but yeah, so and like the the June 6th thing. Don't have a bike fine, get in your car, get in your van, get in your truck. Just come along. It's fun. Yeah, come along. Hit the stops.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:41

You can sit there and talk shit, and you can be like, oh, you remember back on episode whatever it was, you guys were saying this, you guys are fucking dicks for that.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:49

Yeah, you're right, you're right. But we don't want to turn the whole Saturday into an apology uh forum, so right. But yeah, it's it'll be fun no matter what. And yeah, five bucks a gallon, suck it up. You spent money on dumber shit. Yeah. Um, same thing goes for the paintball. Fifty-five dollars. You can already hear people like, oh the butt. But check it out. We're not making no money off that.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:12

You're you're getting three hours of fucking beer drinking and fucking paint shooting. And get to hang out with us.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:18

Yeah. Which everybody's gonna do it. Should be $105, really. Should be. Celebrity time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:25

So well. Get get your RSVPs in. We look forward to seeing everybody on these events.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:33

We I do you think it would help if I put an RSVP button on the uh bike ride?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:38

It's too late to do that now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:40

Okay. That was a good idea you had. Yeah. Yeah. So next time.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:45

But no. I just we're doing this for fun. We're not making a living, we're not making anything off of it. No, no. Because nobody wants to give 33 cents a day.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:54

No. No. Except for four people. Yeah. Yeah. God bless those people. Yeah, God bless them for we do.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:00

Yeah. So um. Thanks to Bush Light for always getting us through these shows. And it ain't gonna be long.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:08

And that little yellow ribbon on there that says Bass Pro.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:11

It's gonna be orange.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:12

And it's gonna say Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:13

Yeah, well, that too, yeah. Yeah with a Harley on the looking show pictures of us riding on the can.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:19

Can they do that?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:20

I'm sure we could.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:21

Harley's hurting, they probably sue him. Well, probably, yeah. Oh, you know what I saw the other day. What? Ha ha We might want to look into this. So roll of 500 labels. I think the price was 1797.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:40

But we can put our logo or whatever on there, and then you wrap water bottles. You know, like you've been to fundraisers where they get their Yeah. No shit. She says that might be kind of cool. Well, they make can wraps too.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:56

That'll go along with our new endeavor we're trying to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:59

Oh, yes, our traveling beer tent.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:04

I think Dexter's really on board with that. Do you think he's researched anything yet? I bet he has. He's been looking into it.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:12

So we've lost a lot of listeners at this point because they thought we were winding down. Yeah. But now we're just kicking back up. We shifted gears down a gear. Anyway, we have come up with this idea, and we didn't. Our wives did. It's a good idea. Yeah. Give credit where credit's no. And they come up with how many events do you go to in these towns that used to have beer tents and no longer do?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:42

I can count 12 without thinking.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:44

Right. So why don't we have beer tents that we go to these events and we set up a beer tent, get the permits, get the deals. Do it legal. Face it. Everybody wants to have a fucking beer tent. But people don't want to put in the work for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:02

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:03

Well, we do.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:05

Here we are. Oh, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:07

We do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:09

Anyway, so we're gonna we're gonna look into doing beer tents at these events that don't have them anymore because that draws a lot of people. People. So if you do an event and you're head of some event in a town you live in, and there's no beer tent, reach out. Talk to us. Because we're coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:31

We we can bring it.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:32

Yeah. We are coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:34

One per weekend, though?

SPEAKER_01 1:25:36

Yeah, yeah. I mean, geez, we can't be in two places at once.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:39

We can't do uh South Haven and then fucking Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:44

Mackinac City.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:45

Right. So yeah, so that's gonna be our new endeavor. Let us know what you think, too, about that idea. Because I think I think it'd be a great idea. Yep. And we're not gonna keep all the money. We'll kick some back to your community.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:58

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:01

One and a half percent back to the church.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:04

And you and I'll be working the beer tent so you get interaction with Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:09

Right. I think that'd be fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:13

That'd be a good time. Yeah, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:15

Yeah. Get a little easy up to put outside our trailer.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:19

Yeah. Sign autographs? Oh man. Oh, yeah, I'll sign your baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:24

I'll sign that. Your boob? Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tongue stamp you.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:29

Uh-huh. Yeah, I think you want a mushroom stamp on your forehead? Fuck, not a problem. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:38

I would love to do that. That'd be fun. Yeah. Different town every week, and we'd be like Bob Seeger.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:44

How are you tight moves? Yeah, I can't remember how the song goes now, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:49

Alright. So yeah. So look forward to the events. We're gonna have fun with them. We have some other things in the works. Uh lots of ideas flow. Get these two, get these two locked down and uh see how the first one goes. We'll probably roll out another event before the paintball event happens.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:11

Oh, yeah, we'll have another big one to admit. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:14

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:27:15

You know what we should do for an event? What? I think it's in September.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:19

Coleslaw wrestling.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:21

Well, I was thinking the hot air balloon festival.

unknown 1:27:24

Remember?

SPEAKER_01 1:27:25

That was such a fucking place at that.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:30

Well, we didn't belong there. No. No. No. But uh yeah, coleslaw wrestling don't sound half bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:37

Yeah. So we'll uh we'll leave you guys with that to think about.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:43

And uh you guys have a good week.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:46

Yeah, absolutely. Please do.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:47

Because it's gonna be a nice one coming up.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:50

Good weekend, yep. So as always, stay positive, test negative, and we'll catch you next time. Goodbye.