Episode 36

Transcript

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You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong. Welcome to the show, everybody. We uh are back at her again this week. Boy, I'll tell you what, for it being summertime, this weather sure as fuck don't know what it's doing.

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Cold? Rain. Rain. Wind. Cold. Windy.

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Hotter. Colder. It's it's it's bitch is bipolar. Mother nature needs to get her shit in line.

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Where are we at? June 18th. 18th, yeah. And uh we ain't had any summer yet. We've had well like three days. Yeah.

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Tomorrow's Juneteenth. Sunday's Father's Day. And then we have Father's Day falling right behind that.

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Who's in charge of the calendar? I'm not sure. Why would they put those two days so close together?

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I don't know.

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I mean, bring up good feelings on the teenth, just to bring in the sadness on Father's Day. I don't know. Ma said he'll be back after he picks up that pack of smokes.

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And skim milk.

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That's rude. Oh shit. That's rude.

unknown 1:24

Yeah.

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Oddly enough, Brunt's having a work boot sailed too for Father's Day weekend. Hey, I'll tell you what, I like to talk about shit that don't run together.

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I like my Brunt work boots. Um so if you listen before Sunday, happy Father's Day to all the all the fathers out there. And uh yeah, hope everybody gets that fresh pair of underwear and socks.

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You know what you're gonna do about Father's Day is on Mother's Day.

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Yeah.

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Father typically they get it get together and they do all the cooking. Yeah. Barbecue. Then on Father's Day, it's like Mother's Day volume two. Have you noticed that? We don't really get a day. No. Um I'll tell you that fucking profile picture I put on our Facebook for Father's Day kicked my fucking ass. Yeah. Yeah, you need to have a few more fucking kids to just try to squeeze in there. Jeez. That's tough.

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Well, and the original one you did looked like you were fathering all the damn children. Almost moved to Utah. You and your doppelganger were in there.

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Yeah, it's uh we need to waste some more water, some more energy, make AI a little bit better.

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Because then it wasn't working for you.

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No, it was not. Fuck. But yeah, the weather's pissing me off.

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Yeah.

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You finally get a nice day. Sweet. And then look at today. Actually, yesterday is kind of fucking shit.

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Gloomy. Yeah. Well, it rained a little bit yesterday, but it was gloomy. Like come on, where's the sunshine?

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Either Hell's Kitchen or it's fucking October 10th.

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Right.

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Yep.

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Yeah, it's not uh it's not being it's not playing fair.

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What do you think is causing that? I got my opinion, but it's unpopular.

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I can tell you what's causing it, and mine's unpopular too.

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Um black fucking panels everywhere, ain't it?

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Yeah, solar panels. Them solar panels and all them windmills that you see out in all these fields.

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Yep. There is a test on that about the reflection coming back up, fucking up everything in between.

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I wholeheartedly believe it. I think it's true.

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Then you got the cloud seeding. Yep. Which a lot of people think that's horse shit.

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I think it's I think it's real. I th uh I th I think it's uh But I don't know why they do it.

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Give me a reason. Why why would they do that?

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I don't I have no idea. I don't know. But I think there's something to do with it.

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Yeah, we gotta get rid of the solar though. Well see you got any?

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No.

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Like anything. No. Battery charger or nothing.

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No, I had a solar battery charger on my dump trailer, and that thing wasn't worth a fuck.

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Really?

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Yeah, it's junk. It didn't charge the battery. You know what charges the battery? Plug it in.

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Assuming you got that hooked up, a lot of people never hooked that up. Well, the three-quarter and the one tons are could they come hooked up. Come, yeah. Yeah, the half tons don't. A lot of people wonder why nothing works.

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Brakes no works! You gotta put that jumper wire on the fuse panel.

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They tell you that when you buy it?

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No. Nobody ever tells you that when you buy it.

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Speaking of trucks, there's a some fucking crackhead from uh St. John's. And he's got a 2026 AT4, which I really like those. Those are sweet, yeah. It's for sale. I think he realized, oh, I can't make I can't pay twelve hundred dollars a month, but ninety-six thousand dollars. Yeah. Is that to get his payoff, or is that actually what you pay for them fucking things? I I haven't looked at trucks in a lot of time.

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Oh, they're that yeah, they're that much. Jesus Christ. Is it diesel?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, they're that much.

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You used to be able to buy a house for a hundred grand. Shit. Not no more. What'd you guys pay for this place? A truck and a half?

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150.

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Yeah. Yeah. You can't even get two vehicles for that. No.

unknown 5:19

No.

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You can barely get one. Yeah.

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I was just like, wow, this guy's on fucking no, that's that's real numbers, unfortunately.

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That's fucking insane. Did you see GM is talking? Uh this could be a farce, I don't know. But they're taking away CarPlay. And in lieu of CarPlay, you can pay GM money to basically give you your CarPlay. Yeah, pay a membership for a month. Well, that I believe, and I know that's true, they're getting rid of CarPlay and whatever. But they are also talking about doing like uh, oh, I guess Saab has done it, Audi's done it. Um not real successful on it. Uh huh. But subscription-based heated seats.

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I've heard that for the last couple years. I haven't seen anything where it's actual true. But yes, I've I've heard that. It's been a couple years that people have been saying it.

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I pay, I don't care if I paid $25,000 for a fucking truck. Them heated seats better work without a seat. Yeah.

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Yeah. Because they're important.

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Oh, yeah. You got the cooled in your truck? Yes. Do those work?

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So it's not it's not necessarily air conditioned, and they used to be called air conditioned seats. Yeah, they were. And then they had to change that because they're not air conditioned.

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Just a fan?

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It's a fan under the seat and it blows, there's little little vent holes all over the seat. It blows the air from beneath the seat, which if you have your air conditioner on and it's cooler down there, it pushes that air up through your seat, which dry your balls out after a hot day. Yeah, it's pretty nice actually.

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Toy Kid eats a fucking candy bar in there and then plugs all the holes. Yes. True. Yeah. So they do work good.

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Oh yeah, I enjoy it. Yeah. You get the most benefit out of it if you're driving on the road and you start getting a little warm and you kind of like get a little bit of like sweat.

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Yeah.

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And then you'd hit it, because then you got your little bit of moisture there, and then you it starts pulling that air up and cold enough to shrink your dick. Well, I wouldn't say that.

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No.

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Yeah. I mean, sure. It's hard to shrink what I already got. Things already small.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

So uh yesterday one of the kids called. Uh I've got one kid that doesn't understand the importance of tires and safety on vehicles, so they just run them until you know NASCAR wants to buy 'em because they're treadless. Well, I had a tire go down, so I go over there and I had to change a tire for her and I bring it to what used to be my favorite shop, Kaisha's. And well the Caixas sold out to Great Water, Great Lakes, Great Something.

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They ain't very great, are they?

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They suck balls, dude. Yeah.

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Do they suck great balls?

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I bet they don't. They probably just look at them. Worthless. I need to add a page. Places we do not recommend.

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Ooh. I got some.

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I bet that loaded up, wouldn't it?

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Yeah.

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Customer service. We've talked about it a thousand times. I'm a customer. You're there to service me. Take care of it. Yeah. And I ain't gonna go into the particulars of these motherfuckers, but I'll never go back there. I gave them three shots since they've changed owners, and they fucked me uh once on the old van, fucked me on the kid's car, and now they fucked me on this tire. I'm done. But where do you go? Your truck breaks down tomorrow. Besides dealer. Do you have a shop?

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Or a mechanic? Not right off.

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No.

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Yeah.

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No, they're they're disappearing. What's your sister's name? Teresa. Teresa. There you go. Had somebody bitching because I chew while we're doing this. Matt talked to her. They talk?

SPEAKER_03 9:28

Yeah. Well, depends on the day.

unknown 9:31

No.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

She doesn't agree with his choice in women. He doesn't agree with her choice of uh speaking terms to them.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Uh I'm not sure what the problem is. They're sometimes they're great and sometimes they're not.

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I mean, you want to have a Jerry Springer episode. We can get both your brothers and your sister on.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Well.

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That'd be a four-hour episode.

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Halfway through it, I can say, oh no, here comes Brenda. Don't worry, fucking Abby. We'll put you in the corner of some chick that's got soft hands.

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Give her a five dollar bill and tell her to get to work.

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Oh. Did Mac ever get his fucking oil change? Maps and shit. No, I know he ain't getting his oil changed.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

No, I I don't know what. I haven't talked to him. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck he's got going on.

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I can see him going in there. Hey man, I'll give you 80 bucks for a receipt since I had an oil change. Warranty purposes. See it for sale. Fucking OEM oil.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

Oh yeah. Um yeah, I don't uh I don't know. Sometimes they just get along and sometimes they don't. They're like cats and dogs.

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That's how me and my sister are gonna end up being.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You know why?

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Why?

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I invited her over for a Father's Day dinner. Yeah. And our Fourth of July fireworks spectacle that we have every year. She's never been. But neither have I. But if you look to the southwest this year when you're camping, you'll see 'em. And she says, We've got stuff to do. There's no fucking way you got stuff to do on Father's Day and Fourth of July. Just no way. I do. Well, you're shooting on Father's Day at Oakill. And then you're doing what on where are you guys camping at?

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Turkeyville.

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You guys need to expand your camping horizons. You go to the same spots every year.

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You should frequent quite a few.

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Yeah, you should change that up a little bit.

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Well, the Turkeyville one's good for the kids. I don't particularly care to be there. Cause I had a bad experience quite a few years back and parking in somebody's spot. Well, no. No. They gave us a spot and then changed it.

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Broke the group up.

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Well, not necessarily broke it up, but I don't like change. And I like it.

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So you were all set up, rug out, fucking grill burned. So you weren't even there yet. Well then it wasn't really a change.

SPEAKER_03 12:20

The motherfucker, it was too. I was supposed to have the same spot I had the year before. And I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

And how and how far away were you from that said spot?

SPEAKER_03 12:31

Across the street.

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Why does that matter?

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Because it does.

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You got OCD?

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A little bit.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And you couldn't set the camper up on the other side of the street. The street's what, ten feet wide?

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It doesn't matter. The point is, is we booked a spot a year in advance and then they changed it on me. And I didn't like it.

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Did they tell you why?

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Because they had a seasonal camper that had that spot.

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So you got a guy that's giving them money year round. And then you got a guy that just kind of comes in, doesn't even want to be there, he's just there because it's good for the kids. And you think that guy is more deserving than the guy that's paying year round to be there?

SPEAKER_03 13:20

I think that I had booked mine before he took his seasonal. So that spot was already spoken for. And I think that if you're gonna have good customer service, you shouldn't base favoritism on who's giving you more money. That's like fucking politics.

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Well, that's how everything works.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

Yeah, well, it shouldn't be.

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How did you get that job? Oh, I know somebody. How'd you get that position to vote no on that? Oh, I know somebody. How'd you get that camping spot? Oh, I pay all year round. This weasel dick just pays for one weekend. You know. I think they're in the right to do that. They changed your address. They didn't send you to the other side of the fucking park.

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I don't like change.

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So where are you at this year?

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We've been in the same exact spot that they switched us to for the last five years.

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Turns out it's okay.

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No. I'm still mad. Do you still get mad? Pulling that motherfucker every year, and I get fucking glare at that camper, and I'm like, that motherfucker right there.

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What's the lot number? I'm gonna see if I can get it and put a tent up.

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I don't even know.

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Get it for me this year.

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No.

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I want to reserve it next year.

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You can fuck off. Morning, Bob. Fuck you, Brad. I'll bag my camper over your fucking tent. How about that?

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So speaking of that, uh wifey, she she wants to take the kids out tent camping because that's what they all like.

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That seems like a terrible idea.

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And I said, We don't have a tent anymore. Well, we can get one. Okay. So she's looking at this, and I said, You know what, you want to take them somewhere for the weekend. Why don't we take them to Cedar Point or Michigan Adventure? Well, Jesus, all right, so that's $65 a ticket. And I said, Yeah, so that's like $260 for four of us. Yeah. And I said, I'd have that into getting a new tent.

unknown 15:16

Yeah.

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And then you gotta get away.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Yeah. And then you gotta pack the fucking coolers and all that. Camping, whether you do it in a fucking camper or in a tent, is a very expensive weekend away.

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Yeah, you spend a boatload of money to live like a fucking poor person.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you can't get away from it. You know, it's Pina Colada song.

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If you look Pina Colados, that one?

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Yep. Dumbest fucking song out there known to mankind. Very popular. I'll tell you why.

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Well, you fucking just power shifted gears on this.

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We left High Inks Hillside Campgrounds last week on Saturday night. Which was a good time. Yeah. We had to go home, we had shit to do the next day, and we're leaving, and you know, wife turns that song on, and that song immediately infuriates me every time I hear it. Why? Oh, thank you. I'm glad you asked. Shows me you're still listening. I thought you were just gonna dive in because you're so fucking boisterous. Alright, so this guy, he's sick of his wife. Probably ain't getting enough at home, probably ain't having as good a time as they did 30 years ago. So he puts an ad in the paper for somebody that likes pina coladas, likes dancing in the rain. Likes fucking wherever.

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Don't get caught in the rain.

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So he goes to this restaurant and he sits down waiting for his blind date. The chick that answered the ad. Turns out it's his wife. Oh, she likes pina coladas. She likes getting caught in the rain. She likes doing it anywhere. And he says, Oh my god, I never knew you liked pina coladas. And I never knew you were being caught in the rain. No, you know how fucking pissed off I am that you put an ad out, first off. Second off, I'm answering your ad because I am interested. And then when I get there, it's you. Now who's wrong in that? You know, they're both in the wrong. He's trying to get a fucking simple fucking blowjob for the evening and then maybe get drunk. And that whore bags. That song, yes.

unknown 17:42

I was tired of my lady.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

Tired of my lady. Yeah, we all get there. Been together too long.

unknown 17:49

Like a worn out recording.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

Like a worn out what?

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Recording of our favorite song.

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Yeah. Huh. So if you listen to it, they're both cheaters.

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And my question is It wasn't him putting the ad in there. She put the ad in there.

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Okay, so I got that flippied.

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Yeah. Yeah. So she's the problem. Okay. What a fucking skink.

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You know, and how many times, how many dates has she been on since that day that came? How many penny coladas has she had, right? How many penises has she ridden in? Penis coladas. Yeah. So there's a whole song. All these women love that song.

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Because they're all cheating whores.

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I'm glad I didn't have to say that myself. I set up for you. Yeah.

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He read the ad.

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Yep. He got a little spark of interest. I do that with reels.

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Yeah.

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Ooh, yeah. She's a boy. Yeah. I'm 31. Nothing wrong with me, and I can't find a man. If you think I'm good enough, hit like.

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They're doing that for the likes, Brad. They have a lot of men after us.

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Is that why?

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Yeah.

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Huh.

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Yeah.

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Well, good luck convincing me to give you four dollars to look at your pussy. There's four million fucking women out there. I'll tell you to do this thing.

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Yeah, that's another thing. Who's paying on the goddamn internet for that shit? Not me.

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Not me. I'll take my free shit.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

I thought about it. Posting or paying?

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Oh. Would you ever, because they do pay dudes to in front of a camera.

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Can I borrow the tripod when we're done?

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I'd do it in a second.

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I would too.

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Yeah.

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I'm doing it anyway.

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You can give it from here down.

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Yeah.

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Because I don't need people seeing this. Yeah. Saying, oh.

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The only problem is my luck. It'd be a bunch of fucking I think it is. Queers. I think it is. And they're like, oh, we're chubby chasers. Look at that hefty fella. Stroke it, Daddy.

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Which you know what? You can't think about it. That's four dollars perfectly.

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Their money spends just as good as anybody else's.

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Yep. And I ain't got a problem with it.

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No.

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No. Have you seen the thing where chicks are now like armpit?

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Uh-uh.

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How does an armpit does not turn this guy on even a little bit?

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That'll send my boner right to the ground.

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Yep.

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You could have the best rocking body, and as soon as you go whoop and the armpairs there, a motherfucker. It goes so soft so fast, it turns back around and comes out my butthole.

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And then looks at you like, what the fuck?

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Don't ever show me that armpair again.

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I don't like that's disgusting. It is disgusting.

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You know, that ain't far off of a fucking hairy box. I don't know.

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They say it's coming back.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

Oh. Well, any of the porn you watch, it is.

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Yeah. I don't mind a touch of gray, but I don't want a big ol' I don't want it.

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It stings. Yeah, I don't care how clean you are, it's gonna smell pissy.

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Yeah, it does. It does.

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You can't, I mean it's hair. Holds on to it.

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Collecting all that moisture and talking about a perfect spot to grow mosquitoes.

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Or crotch crickets. I mean yeah, I I hope that one might say it's a flavor saver, but no, it ain't.

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No, it ain't. It's disgusting.

SPEAKER_03 21:33

No.

unknown 21:36

No.

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Waxing.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

Oh yeah. That's where it's at.

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You think that's where it is.

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That's where it's at.

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Yeah.

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Because you don't get the five o'clock shadow down there.

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No. No, no. The stubbies.

unknown 21:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

You run your tongue across that and it's like somebody just fucking mopped the hardwood floor.

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Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

Sometimes you get going so fast on you, you take a bite. out of the lips just to hang on so you don't go past it. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

Oh fuck. Yeah. Um how did we get on the oh because the cheating bitch on the Pina Clodice on yeah.

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That horror.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

How pissed would you be if you're gonna go out and get some strange and you get to the red robin and it's Kelly sitting there. What the fuck? Yeah you know do you duck out at that point and make her feel bad about herself that she can't even set up a blind date? Or what would you what would you do? I don't know. Seriously.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

I don't know. I'd probably fucking burn the place to the ground.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

I'd get the fuck out of there. I hope she didn't see me because that'd be weird. Or you know what I'll do? I'd call you up and I'd say Bob you got about 10 minutes get over here to the red robin and then me and you'd walk in there together and I'd be like hey babe me and Bob just came over here for a burger and a beer. What are you doing here? And I'd turn it into a big fucking scene. Yeah. Yep you expecting anybody? I think that's the route I'd go.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

Yeah. Well if I ever got the call I'd be fucking hammered on I gotta do is say Red Robin and you know what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

I don't think we have to worry about that though.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

I don't think so either she she hides it better than that I was gonna say we've got better women than that but oh that too Jesus Christ Jesus Christ I got a long summer coming last night you know we were talking about it being colder and stuff. Last night I go to bed and my burlap girl's back she left me at the end of February while she's back. What in the shitting hell it's cold. Are you cold often me?

SPEAKER_03 23:52

Yeah some it go comes and goes. Not I mean not I'm not always cold. Is Kelly cold? Uh she gets cold a lot easier yeah yeah I think it's a woman thing I think it's hormones I think it's the vile shit they have in them for blood well anything that bleeds for five days straight and don't die has got something to be worried about.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Put a band aid on her that's something else I used to do a lot back in the early days of my phone sex and I want sex. It didn't matter if you're bleeding or not. Everybody's gonna get the red wings now I won't it's not important to me now. It's although buddy uh I don't know if he's a listener I used to work with him Kevin Hogue from St. John's a few years older than I am and uh came home from prom got up in the morning went downstairs his dad's sitting there eating breakfast Kevin sits down and his dad looks at him and says how's prom he says good he says getting a fight you know exactly where that's going yeah he uh went to town on old girl yeah and she should have you know any self-respecting girl would tell you probably not now you think maybe he just didn't care I for much drinking and stuff that I've done I think I'd always care. You've done that been there oh done that grab the string and rip it out and go to town with my teeth you would though I probably would I know you would I know you would oh fucking make me hurl there is everything about it's different the smell the taste gotta be way different. Well you just don't insert the tongue in you just beat around the bush I don't know about all that oh shit do they ever just little finger do hickey and see what the at some point growing up you think they see like what's that taste like I don't know I've never shot a wada come in my own face no and I wouldn't ever no not even accidentally yeah no god no that's food no uh uh nope not today no how about if she is giving you a little blowjob on the way home came up for a kiss and kind of got snowballed a little bit well provided the truck's going about sixty and you boot her out the fucking door that's probably what would happen I don't think I'd stop for it I'd just get out but we're still moving I know you don't snowball anybody that's that's just disrespectful. I believe his name was Jeff Rose and that happened to him I couldn't handle that.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

No that I mean that's just not cool well enough with the sex talk.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

Yeah god damn change gears yeah could you drive a stick like that?

SPEAKER_03 27:27

From the wrong side?

SPEAKER_01 27:28

Yeah if we went over to Europe you think you could wear is the clutch still on the left or did they do they flip everything?

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Well I don't know I'm not sure. But I've shifted the truck from the passenger seat while somebody else is driving. Yeah successfully pretty smoothly it's different but yeah you can you can do it never had to do that it feels we it's I mean it's kind of weird but I'm left handed so I maybe my adapted to it a little easier.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

Oh yeah because you are Lucas left no your brothers or sisters left nope my mom your mom is hereditary? I have no idea what's it like to be wrong your whole life I mean the teachers had to look at you like I'm not wrong. Hold it with this hand retarded no did they ever try to switch you no I think one of the grandkids is left handed which I don't give a shit you're left handed right handed but no I've never had anybody are you a big hook writer?

SPEAKER_03 28:32

No no I'm not I write something Oh you write normal then I don't know how people like that is there a reason why I don't know no if you write a lot you get a well I don't because I keep my hand below what I'm writing so you write up there and then you move down and you move down so you're not that that's why they get it because they roll their hand around they're trying to see it probably quill pen days though you had a had an ink stain on your handraphy pens.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

No speaking of quill pen days that's history and uh you got any history for us this week?

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Well you know I've had some positive uh results a lot of positive comments on the Michigan history tidbits but I had one the other day and said I was listening and I you gotta quit doing that Michigan history shit. I couldn't stand it. It wasn't funny it wasn't worth listening to and then what really did it for me was when Brad spit that nasty fucking chew in that water bottle that was disgusting and I was like you know who it was yeah who was it my sister oh thanks for the support nothing like family ISIS well all you had to do if you didn't like that part is just fast forward a couple seconds and we'd have been done with it and we went on to being funny.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Here's an idea listen to it. Yeah maybe you learn something yeah about singing sand or thirty two hundred miles on the coastal she hurt you.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

Well it's on a brief hold.

SPEAKER_01 30:30

Okay. Next week I'm coming back um I did look up something today. Yeah um one of the things is let me find it here it's right here. Oh my god you should have been prepared for this it's Michigan law set in nineteen thirty one that it is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison for a man to seduce and corrupt an unmarried woman isn't it better to seduce and corrupt an unmarried than it is a married yeah well because then you're committing adultery which is probably a whole nother crime well that'll put you in hell kinda but yes I think that is also a crime I go to heaven who am I gonna see everybody I know it's probably gonna do a little time and the at least the in-between if you if you somehow make it to heaven you're gonna have a whole new line of friends that you ain't never seen before it's gonna be weird um oh fuck yeah that that's kind of crazy like aren't you supposed to go after how do you get it yeah how do you get a unmarried woman to be a married woman if you don't seduce and corrupt her right I don't know what corrupt means a little stink finger well I mean what what is their what is their rationale of seduce? I don't hello yeah I mean hey baby you want another drink yeah d depending on how she is what if she seduces you that's what happened with us yeah I was an unmarried man seduced by an unmarried woman I could put her in jail for five years oh but I won't I wouldn't do that if I were you comes out on years five years and a day you're fucking dead yep but yeah I don't know I don't understand some of that law so in 1913 you can't be drunk on a passenger train was that during the prohibition nineteen thirteen I don't know what the year of the pro prohibition was I should know that but I don't should call a grandma and ask her boy I'll tell you one thing I'm getting tired of already political ads are they bad I don't watch normal TV they've been bad it like at work in the morning we we have the TV on and waiting for our morning meeting and it's like blah blah blah blah blah blah paid for by blah blah blah and it's like just governor this time right and all that well governor's coming up um but of course you got all the people that are blaming Trump for this blaming Trump for that so be it but like why are we spending and wasting so much money that could be put into good things oh yeah you're talking like the ads and and I'm not I'm not blaming one side nor the other or the middle people that never get voted for.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

Right.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

I'm not blaming any sides I'm just blaming the system and we spend and spend and spend and spend you got a lot of fucking people that don't have that money to spend that would be very good in those positions.

SPEAKER_03 34:01

Right. So many millions of dollars on these political ads that all they do is just bash the other person I think it should be a hard hard rule in political campaigns that you cannot make an ad bashing the other side make an make a positive ad on what you're willing and can do and make it realistic.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

You can't just say oh I'm gonna cut this and well motherfucker you don't have that power well you got that guy that's trying to go and he says he's gonna cut out income tax and he's gonna cut out yes 4747. Stop telling me how you're gonna what you think you're gonna do. Tell me how you're gonna how you're gonna replace that money. Right. And he's also the same one that says he's gonna come in and doji Michigan like Yeah you're gonna audit every penny. And you know what that might not be a bad deal.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

Ooh I can point him in the right direction to get started to where there's a bunch of waste.

SPEAKER_01 35:01

I'll bet you can I guarantee I can and I don't see nothing wrong with that either problem is when you advertise like that you're cutting yourself out of the vote of a lot of people that know they're the problem I agree I agree with that. So it's like you're kind of hurting yourself.

SPEAKER_03 35:18

I just I just can't stand the negative campaigns. And for example here in our area here Tom Barrett is one of our congressmen and all year long there's been this these ads coming on TV about because of Tom Barrett we can't afford pickles we can't do this. He cut Medicare he cut health spending he cut this he cut that well first off I happen to know somebody that's that works for him and I asked for an explanation about this and I got a very good explanation and it's not that he voted to cut it he voted to get more money for the Medicare and all that stuff but they don't want to talk about that he voted to get more to it he only voted to get so much more to it. And then and they wanted so the other side wanted let's just for easy numbers the other side wanted a hundred dollars more and he voted to give fifty dollars more that's not even close to the number question he voted to increase it. He didn't he didn't vote to increase it but he didn't agree to increase it as much as what they wanted.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

When you have that though okay so they trash talk him for that trashing him why doesn't he come out and have a positive thing and say hey listen up what I did you know what I mean? So like you can play off of their bullshit you can but I don't think that gets as much attention as the slander exactly and the and I think he's got more class than to stoop to their level is what I think. Unfortunately squeaky wheel gets the grease a lot of times it does and that's how we end up with the pile of shit that we currently have.

SPEAKER_03 37:23

Right I don't like either side to be if we're being completely honest I don't I think the government's fucking everybody every chance they get and every fucking penny they get.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

They are and there's some good people that are in the middle thing you know like they're not on either side. They'll never get that you're wasting your vote if you vote for them. Yeah you know and voting for me is turned into I'm voting for this guy or girl because I don't want this guy or girl to win. It's more of a defense you know and I think we should just go back to the day where there's scales at the town center and we all go put a rock on there and the heavy side wins.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Make sure you get a bigger rock.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

You know you gotta do something different. And then no matter which side wins oh the fucking voting machines are fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 38:13

Right.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

Come on yeah there's always an excuse no matter who it is there is I will tell you I've seen the diesel start to come down finally yeah everything's kind of tweaking down but then it jumps again. You know I can't wait for fucking groceries to come back down. Groceries need to do something. Fuck paper tall don't get me started on shit tickets.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

That shit has gone just crazy I can't even buy a quality piece of shit paper to wipe my asshole.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

No. And you sit there and you try to do the math all right 15 rolls equals 85 rolls.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

Wait a minute babe come here I got 16 rolls that equal 112 well motherfucker toilet paper math will hurt your head it will and and everybody that's listening that's done toilet paper math they're shaking their head yep things these cats are right.

SPEAKER_01 39:08

That makes no fucking sense no no God no it doesn't but then again look at the paper towel okay so Miss Bounty comes out she just spilt a dozen eggs and a fifth of fucking whiskey on the ground and she rips off that one little square she wipes that whole fucking mess up we can have the kids in here now.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Bullshit there is no no but if you dropped a couple dozen eggs and a fifth of whiskey you just put yourself in the porehouse you did I'm sorry Christmas dinner's closed oh man um fuck the turkey groceries gotta come down they do but the pigs keep getting uh more expensive that used to be good cheap meat you you know what I do like though I like that you can go and you can still get farm fresh eggs oh yeah which are so much better.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

Oh the yellow in them. Yes they're the golden yellow yes like the sunrise yeah and you get the the sh the eggshells are thick different color I used to feed mine clam seed a clam shell. Orea? Yeah huh they pecked at that shit that egg you needed a hammer.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

You can still get farm fresh eggs from a roadside stand or a you know somebody you know that's got chickens or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 40:27

Still you can still get it for two bucks a dozen. Make sure you say still because once the government figures that out and they're gonna fucking tax probably blow the people's chickens up.

SPEAKER_03 40:36

But you go to the store what's what's a dozen eggs at the store anymore.

SPEAKER_01 40:40

Oh it gotta be four or five bucks I imagine anyways.

SPEAKER_03 40:44

I would rather have free range fresh farm eggs. They're happier than ones that are sitting over in that fucking herbrush mega mega fucking pole barn over there stuck in the thing going it's cold in here I wish I could grow feathers.

SPEAKER_01 41:03

Yeah and then they shit out them little tiny Yup that pisses me off when you get a fucking box of eggs and they're all different sizes. Yeah. And the thing I like about the the uh come buy ours out of the fridge or the cooler for people is the double yokers when you get them to say that's exactly where I was getting ready to go that like when you get a when you crack an egg and it's a double yoker you like feel like you got the golden ticket. You just saw a double rainbow on your way to work today's gonna be a good day. Yes yeah now with the double yokers yeah I've had a lot of them when I had my chicken farm but I never separated the double yokers and the yolk or the egg white I've always been curious and I'm sure somebody can answer it if you cannot is there more egg white in a double yoker egg?

SPEAKER_03 41:54

I do not know the answer to that. Curious I think you get less egg white I think you get less egg white more yolk.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Which is fine I I like the whole egg.

SPEAKER_01 42:05

Do you eat them disgusting ass eggs that they just kind of sizzle for a minute and then you dip?

SPEAKER_03 42:11

Yeah over easy sunny side up. I cannot but I haven't been eating bread lately and so I I've I've shifted gears because I like a sunny side up egg.

SPEAKER_01 42:27

Which is what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_03 42:28

Yes okay but then I soak it all up with my sourdough toast I'm not eating the bread no more so uh I prefer to have my eggs a little more done so it's like a it's like a thicker yolk and just kind of just a little bit of ooze out and you can scoop that up with the egg white.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

Yeah I make those for the kids I I call them fried eggs. I don't know what people call them but they're the almost to the point where they got rid of the yellow you know it's not so liquidy. Yeah. Um I'm scrambled or omelette I I don't I like my eggs cooked.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

I can't do scrambled eggs unless there's a shitload of cheese in them. Like I need as much cheese as there is egg.

SPEAKER_01 43:05

See that's how Trish is the it's the texture for me.

SPEAKER_03 43:08

I'm not too much I'm not a texture person ever but eggs scrambled eggs if they don't have much cheese I can't do them.

SPEAKER_01 43:15

I don't like them running either cook them fucking things no no runny's fine. Really? Oh yeah that might be your texture problem.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Try cooking 'em well no I don't have a problem when I'm cooked I don't like the texture of scrambled eggs without cheese in them. It feels like you're eating a bunch of fucking foam.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

But yeah when you have your sunny side up yeah you eat all the loose skin around the outside.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

I eat everything.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

Isn't that texture the same as a scrambled egg?

SPEAKER_03 43:45

No.

unknown 43:46

Really?

SPEAKER_03 43:46

Not even close. Really? Nope not at all.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Well I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. What? One fucking sunny side up that I'll throw away 'cause I don't like the juice and then scrambled and I'm gonna just eat the outer edge.

unknown 44:00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

Of the sunny side up and see. I don't I think you're foolish. Yeah. I think it's just something in your head. No, I'm not. Brenda didn't know how to cook fucking scrambled eggs back in the day, and it's something you carry with.

SPEAKER_03 44:11

I just don't I don't like them.

SPEAKER_01 44:12

It's like eating like So what do you eat and we go to a fucking breakfast buffet? What do you eat there? Over easy. You ordered Oh at a breakfast. Yeah at a breakfast. Oh, a buffet. Do you skip the eggs?

SPEAKER_03 44:22

Um I get 'em, but I mix them up with like the potatoes or shit. So so there's different types of things.

SPEAKER_01 44:30

You're making what do they call that? A bowl.

SPEAKER_03 44:32

Basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

Yeah. Those look good. A breakfast bowl? Yeah. Yeah. I've never had one. I don't like all my shit touching.

SPEAKER_03 44:40

Oh my god, you're one of those?

unknown 44:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

I sit down, uh, that's how she puts my plate down. My meat's right here. I eat my meat. Spin. I eat I go around. I I and uh when I see people at the end, no matter how they eat, and they shovel all that shit together at the end, like they're eating a big casserole.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

That's what it's supposed to be.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

You eat your milk when you do have a bowl of cereal? Do I drink my milk? Yeah, or do you think?

SPEAKER_03 45:08

Yeah, I yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 45:09

Yeah, you eat your cereal out of there, then you Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

A lot of people don't do that.

SPEAKER_03 45:14

You're right, I noticed that.

SPEAKER_01 45:15

That's weird.

SPEAKER_03 45:16

It's part of the breakfast. Yeah. It's part of the cereal.

SPEAKER_01 45:19

And the milk tastes so much better, depending on.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

Because it's cereal flavored milk.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

Yeah. Give me some raisin bran.

SPEAKER_01 45:26

Yep. With sugar.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Yeah. Fucking Wheaties. I always wanted Wheaties because there were sports heroes on the bottom.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

Doug Flootie?

SPEAKER_01 45:35

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fucking Wheaties taste like shit, dude. You gotta put sugar on that stuff.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

You know what I really like? Frosted mini weeds.

SPEAKER_01 45:45

I do like the frosted mini weeds.

SPEAKER_03 45:47

But unpopular opinion. I like my cereal a little more soggy than crunchy.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

If I hear it crunch, it's gotta sit for just a second. Correct. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 46:01

Yes. So, like you get your frosted mini weeds and you and I fill that fucking milk all the way up to the brim of the bowl, and then I just start pushing it in, pushing it, and getting all that in there. You see the little air bubbles coming up because it's taking it all in. Yeah. Until the air bubbles stop, I'm not eating it. No. Oh. Because then your your wheats get soft and you're frosted a little bit. Yeah. And then that's that's where it's at.

SPEAKER_01 46:31

Remember years ago my cousin oh saw he spent the night and he saw that Ma had grape nuts. He pours himself a big old bowl of grape nuts. Kid ain't ever had grape nuts a day in his life. You could tell by all the cereal he dumped in that fucking bowl. Mama says something to him about, geez, sure you want that much? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love grape nuts. Milk touches that fucking shit, it expands times 10. He was eating grape nuts for about 14 days. Your oatmeals, uh your uh I like oatmeal. What's that chocolate shit that looks uh cocoa wheat? Is that what that's called? You know what I'm talking about? It's mix it with milk. It's like an oatmeal, but it's not an oatmeal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:29

I like you don't like oatmeal?

SPEAKER_01 47:31

No.

SPEAKER_03 47:32

Oh my god, you make it so nice little bowl of oatmeal and you pour some sugar all over the some brown sugar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

I watch the wife do that all the time. She might throw a berry in there or two.

SPEAKER_03 47:42

Yeah, brown sugar in your oatmeal's good. Yeah, I I do. Now I know all my brothers like brown sugar.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

Special happy father's day to that man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:54

What has he got? 14 fucking kids? Yeah.

unknown 47:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:58

Pop quiz, asshole, name them all.

SPEAKER_03 48:02

I can.

SPEAKER_01 48:03

Can you really?

SPEAKER_03 48:04

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

Wow. In order. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:08

That's pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_03 48:09

Yeah. I mix a couple of them up sometimes, but it happens.

SPEAKER_01 48:13

How many end in Miqua?

SPEAKER_03 48:15

None.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

None?

unknown 48:16

No.

SPEAKER_03 48:21

None.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

Oh fuck. So we're listening to that damn Pinha Clada song.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

And she says I don't know why she thinks I'm such a dirtbag. She says, like you've never thought about cheating on me. No, I haven't, dear. I am a morning dove. I'm a penguin.

SPEAKER_03 48:47

Well, I don't know where this is going, but I'm listening.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

That she didn't know either. Oh, what the fuck's that supposed to be?

SPEAKER_03 48:53

Please elaborate while I get us another beer.

SPEAKER_01 48:55

I said. I like the penguins, the morning doves. I believe the Canadian geese, them dirty bastards, do it as well. But I mate for life. Exactly, Bob. Yeah, I I had one mishap, got that one out of my system, and now I'm stuck. I I don't think like that. And she boy did we have a talk the rest of the way home. She thought I was full of shit. But you got two morning doves out there on the wire. This happened, true story, and I still resent my sister a bit for it. I got a BB gun for Christmas. She went out because she was bound and determined she's gonna get a bird before I do. She shoots one of the morning doves right off the fucking wire. Right into the old breastbone. Boom. Thing hits the ground, she drops the gun, goes running off crying because she killed the fucking bird. Well, what did you think was gonna happen? And secondly, now what's that poor man gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 49:58

He can't go get another morning dove. No.

unknown 50:01

No.

SPEAKER_01 50:01

Life is over. He may as well just and I did. I saw him standing at the barrel, and he was taking his little wing trying to hit the hit the trigger on that red rider. Couldn't reach. But you may as well just down yourself now. You know, so she left that poor guy the rest of his life. I don't know how long a morning devil lives, 20, 30 years. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 50:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:25

Fucker never flew again. He's down on the ground hoping a cat would get him, but no, it never happened.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

He jumped out of the tree. Yeah. And his instincts kicked in and he had to flap away.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

I mean, what a shit thing to do. Dolphins, they ain't like that. Fucking as a matter of fact, if you go swimming with dolphins, you better watch your asshole because they are a bunch of rapists.

SPEAKER_03 50:47

Really?

SPEAKER_01 50:48

Dolphins? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:49

Huh.

SPEAKER_01 50:50

Yep, mallard ducks, same thing.

SPEAKER_03 50:52

Really?

SPEAKER_01 50:53

They will jump on a flock of women, bite them in the back of the neck, and look it up sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

Well, we always have two mallards. We always have two of them out here in the pond.

SPEAKER_01 51:01

Boys, girl, boys. Boy and a girl.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

They're always together.

SPEAKER_01 51:04

Do you think they're mate for life too?

SPEAKER_03 51:05

Maybe they maybe they do. I don't know. Maybe some do.

SPEAKER_01 51:08

I don't know. But yeah, them fucking Canadian geese. They can go fuck the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

I hate them sons of bitches.

SPEAKER_01 51:14

Yep. Keep flying. You're almost to Mexico. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 51:17

Yeah. Yeah, no shit.

SPEAKER_01 51:20

Yeah. But uh so yeah, that's that's I I brought it up to her like that, and she just I'm her little morning dove now. I whistle at her every morning now. How's it sound? I can't I can't whistle. Can you whistle?

SPEAKER_03 51:38

Uh yes and no.

SPEAKER_01 51:41

What I always wanted to be able to do was that.

SPEAKER_03 51:43

Oh, I can't do that. No, how do they do that? I don't know. My mother-in-law has it down. She's like she's a good whistler. Oh, yeah. She can fucking do it. Really? I can't. I don't know. I don't know how people do it.

SPEAKER_01 51:57

I don't either.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

I couldn't whistle most of my life. I've gotten a little bit better lately at it. I don't know how. Oh Jesus Christ, we're gonna get a tutorial here. No. That I just I'd just recently been able to do it that good.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

That's not bad. Yeah. Can you snap your fingers? Next time you see the wife, ask her to snap her fingers.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

Oh, she can.

SPEAKER_01 52:24

No? Yours? Yeah. Oh, she can't? Trish cannot. Oh. Next time you see her. Put on a song that requires a little bit of snappy.

SPEAKER_03 52:32

Well. What really helped me learn how to snap my fingers was the song. Snap your fingers. But do you stare? You can do it all by yourself. Let me g let me get do it. Do it to you, give it to you? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:46

That's old.

SPEAKER_03 52:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:48

Boy, you listen to the unedited uh version of uh From the Window to the Wall.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Sweat dropped down my balls.

SPEAKER_01 52:55

That's a dirty song.

SPEAKER_03 52:56

Yeah. We saw them.

SPEAKER_01 52:58

I was mystified.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

We saw them in concert at Rock Country last year, which was a year ago this last weekend.

SPEAKER_01 53:04

Yeah. And I thought it would be coming up. I'd be seeing people like all disgruntled at this year, so they moved it to August. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

Yeah. Um. I don't know why, but my mind just jumps around a lot. Uh that Mason Plein from St. John's. Uh have you met Dan and Mickey yet? Uh I don't know if you haven't. Doesn't sound familiar. Mickey's her uh or his brother or sister. Mickey, Mickey. And he just got signed with the uh Kansas City Chiefs. No shit. So I gotta talk to Mickey. I need you to allow me to ten minutes of Mason's time to have a sit-down with him because uh I don't know what his contract is, but I will uh get the offering plate out and we'll double it if he'll kick Travis Kelsey right in the fucking balls for me. Yeah. Sunday during warm-ups. Just act like you're a punter, bud.

SPEAKER_03 54:00

I was voting for Mahomes.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

All right, well, I think we can double down and you can get them both. Yeah. Actually, Mason, if you don't mind. Um, if you uh Does Mason listen to us? I hope he does. But I'm thinking what he needs to do when he gets over there to Kansas City is he needs to wait till the uh first string is in a meeting, go out to the parking lot, bang Taylor, turn around, wipe it off on Mahomes' wife. Got a new sheriff in town, bitches. Winning. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 54:35

I that would be great.

SPEAKER_01 54:37

I'm glad he got signed on with a good team. The kid, I I've only met him a couple times, and this was years ago, but he's a damn good kid. I hope he does well in Kansas City. It's just it I damn it. I just I can't stand Kelsey and I can't stand Mahomes. Oh, I hate them too. Yep. Um so I hope he does good there. I hope Kelsey fucking trips over a loose shoestring, blows his fucking knee out, and Mason gets to take over for him.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

Right.

SPEAKER_01 55:02

Um, and then when Mahomes throws you a ball, fucking just let it biff you, set it down, fucking. Don't even catch it. Yeah. And we can get the backup quarterback in there, and then you guys can run on fire and go to the next Super Bowl. Fucking Mahomes and Kelsey sitting on the back. You got it all played out right there. I did. Wow. I would love to see something like that happen.

SPEAKER_03 55:22

What was this kid's name?

SPEAKER_01 55:23

Mason Mason Pline. Mason Plein. From St. John's. He's uh 6'7, 260 pounds, tight end. Yeah, isn't that weird? Yeah. Big fucking kid. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. And if we're ever uh find ourselves in Kansas City during uh the NFL season and we start some shit, I would uh advise not starting shit with him because he'd probably kill you. Oh yeah. So we'd want him on our side.

SPEAKER_03 55:48

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_01 55:50

When we go up and start putting our fingers in the chest of Mahomes and Kelsey, we're gonna need some big boys to help us out.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

Well, come with the front, oh why are you messing with me, man?

SPEAKER_01 56:01

Yeah, pretty cool that he he got there that far. A lot of work.

SPEAKER_03 56:05

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 56:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

I I love seeing local kids make it somewhere. That's you know what, finally that's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 56:14

Yeah, he was with Ferris for a couple years and he was with another college, a smaller college, I believe. I don't remember their name, but uh it's just nice to see local kids and then especially the small school ones. Yeah. You know, you know, you didn't have to spend 200 grand a year sucking Saban's cock to play football.

SPEAKER_03 56:31

That's always good to do right. Well, that's like here at Eaton Rapids. We got um we had a kid grew up in Eaton Rapids all his life, and and uh he uh his name's Caleb Fish, and he's a phenomenal college wrestler. Which I think he's I think he's graduated now or else he's maybe this is last year coming up, but um he come right through the program at at Eaton Rapids and Does he c still come around? Yeah, he he'll show up and uh he'll come back home and he'll do a little meeting and all that with all the kids from where he wrestled and uh and put on a little class and teach the kids a couple moves or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

Yeah, that's cool.

SPEAKER_03 57:14

Yeah, you know, and that's like you know super super humble, super nice guy.

SPEAKER_01 57:18

With that mason, same thing. Kids are just genuinely nice guy. Yeah. You know, and it always you know are most of these guys are getting into the pro sports, or most of them do most of them start out nice? You know, or they just think they're God's gift.

SPEAKER_03 57:35

No, I I think I think a good portion of them probably still remember where they come from. But as you go on and you got every Tom, Dick, and Harry pulling at you every which way, you gotta do this photo shoot, you gotta do this interview, you gotta do this commercial.

SPEAKER_01 57:49

That part would drive me nuts.

SPEAKER_03 57:50

So then they they I don't think that they want to just forget about everybody back at home, but I think that they run out of time to give back.

SPEAKER_01 58:01

Any of that stuff, an actor, any of that stuff. I don't want to have that level of popularity where people where you can't just walk into a bar and sit down. You know?

SPEAKER_03 58:12

Right. Uh I mean three months from now. It's tough enough for us right now. We're probably not gonna be able to walk into a bar without somebody saying, Oh my god, it's bobbin bread.

SPEAKER_01 58:22

You know what?

SPEAKER_03 58:23

What?

SPEAKER_01 58:24

I don't think you're wrong. But it would be hard. Because then everybody wants your time.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

Yeah. And you only got so much to give.

SPEAKER_01 58:34

Yep. And sometimes you just wanna, you know, everybody gets on Eminem because he was a dick for a while there when people would see him in public. But you know, get off my shit. Let me eat. Then, you know. Yeah. Trying to have mom spaghetti. Yeah. Which we we gotta go down there. I don't like spaghetti. Okay, you can hit up uh I think there's a grilled cheese on the menu. Oh, perfect. Yeah. Um David Andrews, the news guy.

SPEAKER_03 59:00

Yeah, he goes everywhere. Fuck yeah, he does. He leaves reviews on everybody's food.

SPEAKER_01 59:03

And he took a picture and he was in front of mom spaghetti, and the pitcher had the menu board in there.

SPEAKER_03 59:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:09

Fuck, it's like twelve bucks. You get spaghetti and uh four meatballs.

SPEAKER_03 59:13

You can't beat Well, I would hope so. It's the cheapest fucking meal to make.

SPEAKER_01 59:17

Well, yeah, but you go over to uh Cajinos in Grand Ledge.

SPEAKER_03 59:21

Well, that's different.

SPEAKER_01 59:22

Yeah, well, fuck. Do I want the prime rib or do I want the spaghetti?

SPEAKER_03 59:26

They got good food there.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

They do, but man, it's so loud in there.

SPEAKER_03 59:31

It is very loud in there, yes. I will I will agree with that one.

SPEAKER_01 59:34

And like I was talking about Red Robin earlier, I I really enjoy their burgers. I do think they're good.

SPEAKER_03 59:39

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

But that's another place I won't go to because it's so fucking loud.

SPEAKER_03 59:43

It is loud, yeah.

unknown 59:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:45

I don't I don't love loud places that I'm trying to have dinner at.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

Favorite, favorite restaurant, all-around restaurant, that you could go just sit down and everybody you brought with you. You don't have to say, are you feeling like Mexican? Are you feeling like Italian? Are you feeling like a steak? You just know that this place has everything. And it's all pretty good. You you got a place like that?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

I'd have to think on that for a minute. Do you?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:09

I you know, I don't know. I like the corner landing out in Ionia. They got a little bit of everything. I don't think I've ever been there. Um, it's pretty good. We ate breakfast there once, or kind of breakfast there once. Uh Did we? Yeah, I'd forget where we're going. Uh me, you, the Zelmers. Um met out there on 66. And uh by the uh old pilot 19 across from the old scale house.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:33

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that was good. That was real good. I know exactly what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:37

I don't remember what the event was why we were all together there, but I think we were going on a bike ride. Might that might have been. Yeah. No, that that was very good. Um a lot of people like uh what's that one over there in uh Lake or right on the lake? Buddy's beach or oh, the bowling alley there? They got a bowling alley? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:54

Yeah, but I don't mind going there.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:58

It's all right, but um I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:02

I So there's a there's a place if you're headed north on 127, yeah, between Ithaca and Alma. You get off the highway at his, I think it's called Polk. Polk road. Polk Road. Yep, you get off the highway there, and you head west.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:27

Back in towards town.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:28

You head west, and the first road you get, I think that's old 27.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:32

You take it right on there and head north on old 27. You're going down, and it's on the right hand side.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:39

Before you get back to the highway again. Yes. I know exactly where you're talking about. Is that good?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:43

JJ Ruby's. Their breakfast is phenomenal, and everything else they have looks really, really good. And I've been there a few times, and I'll tell you what, I have no problem going back there at all. The lady that was our waitress, I think, is is the owner or one of the owners. Sweet lady, real funny. Obviously, when we go to places we joke with whoever's taking care of us. Jokes back, gives the shit back. Like, I mean, it was it was an awesome, awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:21

Nice place, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:22

Yeah, oh yeah, it's real real clean inside, real nice. Um and if you're into pies, holy shit, they got one of them glass containers. Oh yeah. It's got like six levels of pies.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:34

Buy a slice.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:35

I don't know how you choose which one to get.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:38

Oh, that's easy for me because I'm really picky with my pies.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:41

No, that that place is awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:43

If you're why have you never taken me there?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:46

Well, I don't know. Good question. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:49

I'd invite you up there, but you'd say, oh yeah, because it's in the direction of your house.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:52

Well, maybe next time we go on a bike ride, we'll go there for breakfast. I've had I've had steak and eggs from there for breakfast. I've had um have you had their lunches and stuff? No, I've only had breakfast there. But I've seen other people at lunch and it was really, really good looking.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:08

So I got a new place in Lowell that I really like. It's been there for years. I've driven by it for years, never thought much of the joint. And uh, we went there the other week. Bobby Seuss, very fucking Bobby Seo's Roadhouse. Ooh, delicious. Huh. It was really good. And I, you know, Trish says, Oh God, we should bring Bob and Kelly out here and we go for a ride sometime. Well, yeah, we should. My problem is, is I've brought you guys to a lot of restaurants that were really good until you guys were with us.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:40

And they were not.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:41

They were not.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:42

And so that makes me feel like not even that I'm picky. Right. But even you guys said they were they it wasn't good.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:50

So I don't know if it's you or if they changed their menus, but I'm kind of afraid to bring you over to Bobby Sue's because that's I don't want you ruining another restaurant for me.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:58

B-O B-Y or B-O-B-B-I-E. Uh Bobby Sue makes me think a lady.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:03

You know, the chick has been over on the tables, showing off a little upper thigh, like this. Oh. Yeah. I'm already in. Oh yeah. It's good looking table artwork, but they got an outside patio there. You probably fit about 40 people back there. Really nice. Nice. Um, and that's something else I'd like to see more restaurants do. Get us outside. I like sitting outside.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:28

Yeah. Well, and I think a lot of a lot of places have really upgraded to their outdoor seating patio type stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

Yeah. And I, you know, but then you get your falters there too. They all of a sudden they go out, they buy all these heaters. Because we're gonna sit out there in November. I don't want to sit out there in November.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:48

No, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:48

Did you ever sit in one of them clear globes?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:51

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:52

Is that kind of fun?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:53

That's cool. They're warm. Yeah, it's wintertime, they're warm.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:56

Not dripping on you though?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

No, no, not at all. Uh Bad Brewing in Mason has one has those out there.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:03

They got regular beer? No. I'll never make it there, though.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

I know, I understand. Um where else?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:10

Gotta be a nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:11

Oh, there's I think there's a bunch of places.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:12

But they're all brewery, aren't they? A lot of them are, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:16

And why can't you go to one of them places just get a normal fucking sandwich?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:20

Oh, you know that that just got well, we were talking about that last Saturday.

unknown 1:05:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:26

Right out there. All these breweries, their menus, they try to be super fancy. Like, cool, that's cool. You brew your own beer, you got these exotic names for your beers. Great. Why do you have to fucking church up the menu so bad that the normal guy can't even fucking read the thing?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:48

No, they cannot.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:50

And everything's gotta be this fancy shit. Like, just because you brew the beer doesn't mean you gotta have this exotic menu. Have some fucking cheeseburgers and fucking french fries.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:00

I'll sit there and drink your pissed beer.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:02

Because you got good food.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:03

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:04

Yep. And I don't like the fancy shit. And speaking of last weekend, I gotta get this out. I can't believe I didn't bring it out earlier in the show. Oh yeah. You know Dexter.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:13

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:14

Buddy. You know Dexter.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:18

You know Dexter.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:20

Made me very proud, very happy last week with all of your emotional support you were giving me.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:26

Oh my God, yes. He was great to you.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:28

Yes, he was. And he wasn't even drinking that much, so you can't falter it on the alcohol. All you can say is good decisions. He knows what's right and wrong. So thank you.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:40

I mean, you were like, oh my God, Dexter, you're the only one that sticks up for me. The only one that builds me up. You're the only one that sees my side of the story. You're the only one that listens to my whole story. Yeah. Well, when you start throwing a temper tantrum, I just sit and pretend to listen.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:01

If Dexter were to walk down, I might put my foot right between your legs and give you a little push. Go get beer, son. Yeah, it's kind of nice when you get somebody that uh sees things your way. I understand and doesn't try to make excuses for the others that don't. Nice to see that there's still stand-up men there.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:26

One person.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:28

One person. Yep, me and him against the world. Thought Bob would be here to help you. Oh, he is, but he's out there checking his monopoly fucking goal. He'll be with us in a minute. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:41

Oh. It was nice to have that little bonfire on Saturday. It wasn't a big group of people, but it was nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:47

Randy seems like a decent guy. Oh, Randy's great. His wife seems pretty cool. I think if she was boozing it up, she'd come off the wheels, but I don't know for certain.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:57

Um So Holly likes to she likes to booze it a little bit. They got their place up north that they go to, and it's close to the beach, so they'll they'll go to the beach and sounds like a nice little setup up there. Yeah, yeah, they they do have a nice place there, and uh they can just drag their wagon right to the beach and sit there all day and have some drinks and all that, and that's what I need. Moseybag.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:25

I need a wagon. Okay. For what? For like them beach days. Usually I got the kids and the wife just load me up with shit to carry.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:37

Oh, well, your kids They bring a lot. They bring a shitload of stuff. And then they leave, they walk away and expect everybody else to pick it up.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:46

And you know where we went wrong?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:47

Huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:48

We picked it all up.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:49

Yeah. Should have left that shit right there on the beach.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:53

And told one of the 342 cops they had there that day, hey, go tell these kids take care of their shit. Yeah, they littered. Yeah. Was it this past year or was it the year before when uh my whole family locked me in the van and your wife was trying to save me?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:06

Year before. It was 900 fucking degrees out. I mean, it was hotter dog day. If we're talking real numbers, it was it was 98 degrees.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:15

It was.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:16

Not like the band either. And uh Brad's in the back of the minivan trying to trying to change into his clothes to be out on the beach, and the kids were so excited, they already had their shit set up, they were already gone, and they walk away and they had the key fob to the van because we were on the bikes, the kids had the vehicle, and they went click, click, and no windows down. It was like the poor dog you see at the Walmart parking lot locked in the car when it's so hot out. He's he's panting, freaking out, trying to get out, can't open the doors.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:54

Kelly, bless her soul, put her hand on the glass so I could put my hand on the glass and get some of the cool that she had out there through the glass.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:04

There was no cool out there either. No, Kelly, don't break the window. I'll survive. So then we had to track kids down, get the key fob, come let dad out of the van. Oh my god. He was he was well, you we need damn near need to take you to the hospital to get an IV in you.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:23

I know. Dehydrated. Jesus Christ, you lost 13 pounds while you're in there. 20 minutes. That was hot. And that's always fun too. We gotta take a look at the calendars. We gotta get some shit squared away with a lot of stuff. Yeah. Because I'd like to go out there for that again, but uh I think there's a conflicting issue. There is a conflicting issue with that. That's uh called the golf outing.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:45

Oh yeah. First week in October or August. Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:49

So we might miss it this year.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:51

But you know what? We'll make up for it somewhere else. Yeah, we will. Because that's what we do. We adapt and overcome.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:56

Adapt and overcome.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:58

AO Speaking of A.O., what's that crazy bitch doing now? Who oh, that fucking hot, dumb twat that got into the government. She was a barmaid.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:11

Oh, AOC.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:13

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:15

She's working on her new green new deal.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:17

She should start an OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:19

She probably has one.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:22

Could be. I don't know how to look people up on that.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:26

I don't either, but I'd check it out. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:28

She had one. Yeah. Even with the horse faced over by a little bit that she's got. She still likes. Yeah. Throwing some wine in the water.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:43

Yes. I think that'll be a fun time.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:47

So I gotta get with him, go over that. Then we gotta get our calendars together after that date is set to set the fall bike ride. Correct. And then uh fuck. Then we're shoveling snow. I mean you don't have much summertime.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:02

No. No, I I you know when it used to be the summers were longer than the winters, but I think it's reversed.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:08

Uh yeah, yeah. Winter just keeps holding on. Yeah. I mean, how how long into spring did you still have that Arctic wind?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:15

Right. You know, and then like today we had frickin' it's it could have almost snowed. It's seven o'clock in the evening right now, and now the sun's finally out.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:25

Yeah. Uh it does that though this this weekend every year. That car show we have in Westphalia. Shit weather uh every m every year in the morning, and then here comes the sun.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:37

So it's the same weather, just like the same fucking cars every year. Oh my god. You know and people get just juiced about that thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:44

I'm surprised by how big it still is because yeah, I mean, you want to see a 69 Mustang, I can tell you go stand out in front of the old telephone hall because it's right there. Right. Yep. Uh yeah, I haven't been in the last couple, two or three years. It's a big thing, but it got ruined by the cop presence for one. Um, the other part is these guys are coming into town at six in the morning. Of course they want to wheel out by seven, eight o'clock at night because they've had a long day.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:13

All day, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:14

You know, when they used to show up at noon or so, it was a party that went on till midnight.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:19

Is it just one day?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:20

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:22

Why wouldn't they do it on a Saturday instead of a Friday?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:25

I think because they don't want to have it too uh I'm trying to say it nice because I'm from that area. Uh-huh. But I think a lot of your older citizens.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:40

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:42

I think that's part of the reason why it changed too. You know, a lot of them put string up. Don't park by my yard.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:47

Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:48

Oh my God, these cars doing burnouts. It's ridiculous at nine o'clock at night.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:52

Charge the motherfuckers 20 bucks a car to park in your yard and make a profit off of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:56

Yeah. You know. And, you know, bring it's being that it's an all-day event now, bring some more shit in there. Set up an area where they got fucking uh the bag throwing thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:06

Uh they got carnival rides for the kids?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:08

No, you know, set up shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:10

Do they got a beer tent?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:11

Uh no, but you can walk all around town drinking.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:14

Yeah, but once you walk past town and get to the cars and there's not a beer tent.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:18

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:19

What about a mobile beer trailer?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:20

I know. Dex.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:23

Dexter, we're talking to you. Moneymaker.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:27

Losing out a lot of money right there.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:28

Yeah. And we'd even work it. You could you could deal with Bob and Brad with the beer trailer.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:33

Yeah, we should have gone up there.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:35

And guess what? We're not gonna sell out of that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:38

Craft beer. Or malt liquor.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:42

Or Miller.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:45

Oh yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:46

Or Coors.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:48

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:48

Although the whole town's bushlight drinkers, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:53

They are. They are, but we could do a little bit of Miller to play off on all the Millers that are out there. Like, look, the beer's got your name. It's only six dollars more.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:03

Yeah. Pay a premium to drink that fucking beer. You forgot to put your phone in airplane mode.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:10

I did.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:12

Um, yeah, so if I could read my watch, I'd know who was calling. Maybe next year.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:18

We put together the beer trailer.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:19

We put together the beer trailer. But then some some duds are gonna be like, oh, you guys can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:26

You're taking money away from the local establishment.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:28

Yeah, the bar owners are gonna fucking get together against us and be like, you can't have them guys putting a beer trailer out there. It's gonna cut into our profits.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:35

I'll get with the priest. We'll shut the bars down then. So you guys let's all both stay on the our own side of the sidewalk and be nice to each other.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:44

Yeah. There's a hard line, you do not cross it. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:49

But they uh yeah, I mean, I'm I'm glad it's gone this many years and stuff, but it's just it's kind of but it probably is a lot of the same kind of thing. It is every year. And that's what I don't get about like car shows, anyways, in general. Yeah. Is yeah, nice Corvette. Oh, wait. Nice Corvette.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:08

Yeah. So if I was gonna do car shows, I want to go to ones that I haven't been to that area.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:16

Like say we're out of town and there's a car show pops up. Yeah, let's go check it out. Because guarantee I've never seen one car here before.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:23

Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:24

I've seen same year, same model cars, but not the same car. But when you go to the car show and it's the same old duffer sitting next to his original frickin' Pontiac Le Mans. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen it. It's cool. I respect it, I appreciate it, but I've already seen it.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:43

The zip is gone.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:44

Yeah.

unknown 1:16:45

Right?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:45

You know, for as much as I like motorcycles. I've never been to a motorcycle show but once. Really? I don't I don't get into it, you know. You got your 25-inch big wheel, then you got your 33-inch big wheel, and then you got the guy that had some fucking kindergarten class paint his bike and he thinks it's custom, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:10

It's well, it's custom.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:13

Um I don't know. That that doesn't turn me on either. No. No. I mean, it's cool to see it once in a while. Some people are avid car show people.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:24

Oh, yeah, that's all they do.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:25

It's it's not for me. No.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:27

No, it might be different if you had an old, you know, 66 Mustang, and you and the old lady cooler a beer with cruising out to a car show, and then you're hanging out there with a bunch of your buddies that have the like like-minded. Yeah. You know, yeah, it's probably different for them.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:44

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:46

You know, car club.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:49

But like, like they did the power tour. I don't know if they still do the power tour.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:53

I remember.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:54

But those were all badass cars that traveled all over the place during this power tour, and like they were like hot rods and shit that got with it.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:03

Pretty cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:03

I'm more into that.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:04

That I'm more of the performance end. Yeah. Like that Camaro you got, I don't give a shit that it's number matching all original. You put an LS1 in that bad boy? Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:16

Um speaking of shows like that, I just had another thing pop in my head that I gotta I gotta get Trish on it and figure out when it is, if it if they're even coming this year. But it's uh I think last year they went to Saginaw, Bay City, the big ship show, and it's all the old wooden pirate ship type.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:37

Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:38

That I'd be into that.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:39

Yeah, I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:40

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:41

Would I go two years in a row? Yeah, probably not.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:43

No. Um so you know, you you this conversation sparked something for you to think about that. I brought something to my attention too, which I was thinking about this. If you and it's not cars or boats, well, if you could go to a concert, any concert, doesn't matter if the person's gone or if it's an active artist, whatever, if you could go to a concert, any concert you could ever imagine, what would you what would you go see? Who who would you go see, rather?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:21

Um Well, I would like to see the young stones, you know, when the Rolling Stones were younger. Okay. But I think if I had to pick just one, I would hit up Woodstock. The original.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:36

Ooh. That's tough to beat.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:38

I think I would hit like the original Woodstock.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:41

Could you imagine being there in that moment?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:44

Dude. The one they had, you know, the the second coming, that was a fucking mess.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:49

A bunch of fucking idiots that were just there trying to make money and cause problems. But that that, you know, they brought in all them people. That would have been something. Do you know anybody that was there?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:03

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:04

I don't either.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:05

But man, that party. I mean, people were smoking hash, getting fucked up. And I bet if you just whipped your dick out, you're getting pussy. Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:23

That's reason alone.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:25

I mean, I had one in mind, but it ain't it it might have changed. What were you thinking? You know, I would love to go see. And you're gonna be like, oh, this is boring, but I would love to go to see I got two if I can if I'm allowed to do two.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:46

Oh, yeah, I'll take two because I got another one on my cooker.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:49

Jerry Reed.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:52

Oh, geez.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:54

And Conway Twity. Those are the two that I really would I would have loved to be at one of their concerts.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:02

Jerry Reed and Conway Twity.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:04

Yeah. Those are my two. They're both epic two. Yes. So I don't get that opportunity.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:09

Oh, I thought you were talking like a combo.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:11

No, no. Well, God, if the two of them were a headlock that'd be Yeah. Winning.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:17

Fuck yeah. You're gonna make fun of me. Owen John. The piano man. I would love to just He's got a lot of good songs. Tony Dan's uh Oh yeah, I don't know. I think I think Woodstock, though. I think that's it. That'd be tough to beat Woodstock. You're on the country music thing. Did they ever have any big festivals like that? Not that I know. Not that I'm aware of. They had FarmAid, but that was more a rock show.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:52

Yeah, not I don't I don't know the country ever did any like big bashes like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:56

You know, and then you look at like back in uh Metallica Poison Guns N' Roses. Them fuckers would pack stadiums. Oh yeah, yeah. You don't see nobody doing that nowadays. You know, but if somebody were to do it and bring in, say, 30,000 people, I think it would I think the only person that's got enough in his tank to do that, I think would be Morgan Wallen right now.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:26

Oh, he could do it, yeah. He he could for sure do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:29

But I don't I can't think everybody else that could pack a stadium like that right now. Um, that kid's got songs ten years old that are good.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:41

Yeah. Chris Stapleton, I think, a couple years ago could be.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:44

A couple years ago in his prime. Yep. Um yeah, that uh it's funny because I I listened to Morgan Wall on channel 64 on the LLXM right now. I kind of gotten into listening to that a lot. And uh they had a little quip from him the other day, and they said, you know, hey, how do you pick a set list? Is it the same every concert? And he says, no. He said, I don't I don't do the same in every concert because why would you come again? Right. He's right. Yeah, and he said, so I uh I I come up with my set list, and he said, When I first went on my first tour, my manager told me you need a set list. Band needs to know what you're playing, you need to know what you're singing, and he said, So I'm writing down all my favorite songs, all the songs I want to share with everybody. Then my manager comes to me and he says, Morgan, you can't have a four-hour show.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:34

So then how do you decide?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:36

Yeah, he said, that's the hardest part is what you cut out. And I I don't care who you are. Every concert I've ever been to, I hope they play this song. Yeah. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, and it's just like, oh fuck you, I just paid this money.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:51

Well, prime example, when we were at Rock the Country last year, Nickelback was there, which I love Nickelback, I think they're fucking awesome. They get a lot of hate on them from a lot of people. I don't understand why.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:03

I don't either.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:03

I really wanted them to play something in your mouth.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:06

And then they not play.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:08

They did not play that, and I was like so bummed.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:10

Yeah, it does. It kind of takes a little wind out of your skin.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:13

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:14

Yeah. Um, but yeah, I don't know how they do it. It's because we all like we'd we'd go through a fucking, I could pull up on Google right now, bands or singers, and me and you are gonna have some of the same. We'll have a lot where it's like, oh, that's your favorite song. Well, this is mine. You know, yeah. It's funny. And you know, like he said, he says, why can't he play for four hours? You know, if he wants to go out there and play for four or five hours.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:43

These people paid their money. If I want to play, let me play.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:46

Yeah. Fuck your curfews, fuck your rental times. Right. Like, I'm selling this motherfucker out. Let me do my thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:53

Yeah. If I want to play for four hours, I damn.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:55

These people are paying multiple hundreds of dollars to do these tickets. Let me give them the show.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:02

Um Acresure, it's a new uh concert place, kind of like Pine Nobbits over in Grand Rapids. They open this year and they're a hit. Fucking, they're they're killing it. Well, now the town folk are bitching because of the sound, the noise ordinance. They need to cut that off earlier.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:24

What is wrong with you people? This is bringing bringing so much money to your town.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:29

Yeah. It's the same thing like I was just saying about the town, the older people in town that are bitching about the car show.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:34

Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:35

This is one day I think you can stay up late one day, because look at all the fucking money that's coming in.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:40

Yeah. You know? You might miss church because you were up a little late. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:45

Big deal. That's the great thing about being Catholic. You can show up next week and say, sorry, Lord Jesus, I missed last week, and he's gonna be like, Hey, no problem.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:52

Lord, hear my prayers.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:54

Yes, amen. You know, it's uh I hope when I get older, well, I I kind of have a little bit uh old in me now, because God, this neighbor kid that buzzes by on his dirt bike. And some some I usually don't mind it, but some days it's just like settle it down, you little fuck. But we were all there once. Just go out and have fun.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:22

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:23

You know, let 'em be, and they do something stupid. Well, hopefully they're okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:31

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. But don't do it stupid again.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:35

Right, right, yeah, learn from it.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:38

Learn.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:38

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:42

Well, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:45

Let's wrap it up.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:46

Yeah. So we're gonna check out here.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:50

Yeah, yeah, because it's fuck 7 35, and we're supposed to be at that bar for the get together at eight.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:57

Oh shit. Well, we better get in. So next week we'll be back. And as always, stay positive, test negative. Goodbye.