Episode 37

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:01

You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many tapes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong.

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Good afternoon, everybody. Um here we are. Bob, Brad, again. Um, I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos because I've been researching some stuff, and uh scary. I'm gonna try something here.

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Okay.

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Smash it.

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Smash it. That's what they say. Yep. Uh follow, like, dislike, even some of them uh things have down thumbs. We'll take those two. We just need attention. Um and if you really, really like us on the website perpetuallywrong.com, there's a little slot there that says help pay some bills. Click on there, throw in your bank card, debit card, credit card number. Uh borrow uh mom's if you need to, but throw some numbers in there. We'll take it.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

I mean, when and by help pay some bills. We we need to keep making sure we got some of this ice cold American flag, bush light.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Did you see that? Yeah, I did. I bought one of these last week. I was pretty impressed.

SPEAKER_00 1:23

Um, you know, it just it think of it as buying us a drink. Yes. You're not paying bills, you're buying us a drink. You know, I saw the other one. So we can sit here and talk shit and make you laugh. Carload of bitches driving in a car. Uh-huh.

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There's a van. Windows were all painted. It's my bachelorette party. Buy me a drink. Venmo, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Yeah. How many? How many people, girls, just decide they're gonna go on a girl's night out and they put paint all that on there just so people will buy all their drinks for them for the night?

SPEAKER_02 1:56

I guarantee it.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

It ain't even a bachelorette party.

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Right. And they probably paid their rent too off all that money.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

Yeah. Well, I mean, if I was going on the road and I saw that car driving down the road with all that painted up, and three out of the six girls in there just went, whoop, showed me some titties. Venmo. I'd Venmo them some money.

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In a second.

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Yeah.

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Yep. But just going out and ignoring everybody and just being in your little group that don't deserve a drink.

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Right. I don't know you.

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Right.

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Why am I buying you a drink? Um And these people might say, Well, we don't know them. Why are we buying them a drink? Well, because you do know us. Because you're you get to us at our personal level right here on the show.

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October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, almost July.

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Yeah.

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That's 10 months.

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Yeah. We have in we have opened up to all of you.

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We've tried to help you with relationships.

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Which we do a good job at.

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Um self-help, self-awareness. Yep.

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Yeah. Um what to not buy or spend your money on that's a bad product. Yeah. What to spend your money on? Product reviews. Yeah.

unknown 3:12

Yeah.

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We should bring that more into it.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

I agree. Um I'm gonna review this push light right here.

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How's it taste? Cool, refreshing?

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Crisp and clean.

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That's made with Michigan corn, you told me last time we talked about it. I didn't tell you that. Yeah, you told me it was Michigan corn. Because you read the can and you said don't set yourself up for another highlight reel. Just uh Okay, you're right. I didn't say it's probably good. Uh-huh. You know, but I always thought it was Iowa corn.

SPEAKER_00 3:45

You know, I guess I do remember that part.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

I do like the flag cans. Yeah. It beats the fuck out of Bass Pro. Those are awesome. And what were we doing for Bass Pro? What did Bushlight give Bass Pro money?

SPEAKER_00 3:56

I'm not sure what the partnership was all about, but they were doing something, which was cool. I thought the cans were cool.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

Now, this is for farmers, right?

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Yep. It says it right on top for the farmers.

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Oh, yep, right there. You got eyes. I didn't bring my glasses.

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Fucking letters are giant.

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The farmer is.

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Yeah. For those now.

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Um speaking of farming.

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Yep.

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Driving down the road today.

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Trying to loosen your load?

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I'm yeah. Seven moment on my several. Seven. Seven. We've been through this. Yes, we have.

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Let's try again. Don't set yourself up for a reel.

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Anywho, I stuck behind a tractor, so we're going slow, which gives me sometimes I bitch.

unknown 4:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:38

Other times it's kind of like a nice sightseeing adventure. Right. Saw a sign today. 79 acres for sale with 19-acre lake. Now, does that mean I'm buying 80 acres or 60 acres and there's a 19-acre lake? Or is there 79 acres with a 19-acre lake?

SPEAKER_00 4:57

I'm calling it. If you're buying 79 acres, 19 of those acres is the lake. Our water.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

That's that's a life-change of value. But that's kind of how I took it too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

So really I'm getting 60 acres of usable.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

Correct.

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Unless I swim like Michael Phelps. I don't know how I'm using that 19, but.

SPEAKER_00 5:22

Oh, speaking of Michael Phelps, did you just see in the news about the Olympic skier? Got busted on drug charges? One of ours? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

No shit.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Yeah.

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What'd they get caught with? I didn't find no.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

I didn't see what I didn't read the article. I just saw the come across the news the other day, but I didn't um I didn't really pay attention. I was probably playing Monopoly Go or something. You still playing that a lot? Oh yeah. Every day? Yeah.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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I gotta get back into it.

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Multiple hours of the day.

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Sent me uh email the other day to bring me back. They're gonna give me a fuck ton of rolls.

SPEAKER_00 5:58

Brad, we miss you. Come back.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

Yeah. So I might get back into that. Um did we bring up the whole follow subscribe thing? Yeah, we did. Yeah, you covered that. Yeah. Yeah. Just a reminder.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

Smash, smash that subscribe and like buttons.

SPEAKER_02 6:14

You know, some guys are really good at the YouTube videos. And I've been watching a lot of reviews. Um and it's so funny how in depth some guys are. And that's the shit I want to know.

SPEAKER_00 6:30

Right.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

I don't I I can look at this and see what it is.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

I don't I want the details.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

How'd you get to that point? How did you do it? What what parts did you use? Yes. What uh where did you source the parts?

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Like the guys that put all that shit on there too. Yeah. Like if you're looking for this, it's you know it's posted in the links below. Yeah, which is pretty cool. Yeah. Um, speaking of that, though, kind of got me thinking. Uh tires, oil, tools, guns, uh fuck, folding chair.

SPEAKER_04 7:00

Right.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

Anything. Yeah. How do you because I think we kind of get it as we're growing up. Um because uh what I'm gonna go buy versus what you're gonna buy could be two totally different things. Not based off of the quality of the product, but just what we're used to.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

You know what I mean? Right, yeah.

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So, like, you know, I'm a rigid guy when it comes to tools, and I used to be DeWalt, and then I got into rigid because um oh, they I they got a lifetime warranty. I haven't bought drills, batteries, saws all in oh god, since 2008.

unknown 7:42

Right.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

We've had them go bad and I just bring them into Home Depot, they give me a new one. So that's a sweet deal.

SPEAKER_00 7:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

Um they're not necessarily better than like really if I was gonna if I was a young kid starting my collection now, I'd go with Milwaukee just because they've got truckloads of fuck. If you can plug a battery into it, it's for sale.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

Yeah, yeah. They they they have the market covered when it comes to wide range of rules.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

So, and like my tires, I've been buying BFGs for God price since as long as I can remember. There's probably better tires out there. I know there's cheaper tires.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

Yeah, there's a lot cheaper tires.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

You know, but I've always liked them. So I never give anything else a shot. Oh, that's what I get. I buy them every three years, give it to me.

SPEAKER_00 8:32

And see, I'm a Cooper tire. I've been buying Cooper tires for as long as I know.

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Remember how you got into it? Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

Not really. It just I think it was our local tire shop. They were a Cooper tire dealer, and they had them and they were good. I bought a set, and then I've always bought them since. Yeah, yeah, it's uh I don't like change. No. No.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

And what really burns my ass is when you're buying.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

Like I I come across it this year with the bike tire. I was Dunlop American Elite. Those I know how they wear in, I know how they stick, I know everything about them, I love them. And I played hell finding a replacement for my back tire this year because Dunlop stopped making those. They're making American Elite too. Everything I've read said, yeah, they fucking suck their garbage.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

But is that a bunch of people that don't like change are saying that? Right. I don't know. Or do they have experience?

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Yeah, that's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

And you can't just go onto a Facebook page in a group you're in and ask a simple question because every motherfucking group, and I you know this just as well as I do, every single group that you get into, you get a guy that gets in there and he asks a legitimate question, and you got ten cocksuckers that run their mouth to the one guy that's willing to that has the knowledge and wants to help. I mean, you're on a page that says in the name of it, you know, yes, help, you know, whatever the whatever you're you know, whatever it's about, whether it's motorcycles or grills or whatever, but you always have more assholes that want to have some smart ass comment to say or make a joke on there than you do. Just give a good answer.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

You know, uh well, had that on my uh Silverado page. Um those two sevens, they suck a lot of oil. Court of oil between oil changes. Everybody knows it. And this guy comes on, he just bought it from his dad, and he wants to know, is that normal? And all these guys are giving him shit. Change your oil at 3,000 miles and you won't notice that it's burning oil. Just get rid, you know, change it at 3,000. I use am's oil. Change it at 3,000, I use mobile one. Well, if you're changing your oil every 3,000 miles, go to fucking Dollar General, save the money and buy the cheap shit. Right. And I just said, you know what, I change mine every 5,000. I said, uh, used to be Am's oil. I said, now I'm using Mobile One. I've tried Castrel. They all, it doesn't matter, it all eats the oil. So I said at 2,500 miles, I pop the hood, I dump a cord in, close the hood. I don't even check it anymore. I know what it's doing.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Oh, yeah. Well, Jesus Christ, wait until you blow that motherfucker up or start blowing the trash talkers. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

You know, motherfucker, you know, why do you does everybody need an opinion on an opinion?

SPEAKER_00 11:31

Right.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

If you don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 11:33

And nine times out of ten, that same motherfucker that's typing that shit would never have the balls to say that to somebody in person.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

That's what burns my ass the most.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Yep, is if you can keyboard it, you should be able to say it. Yep. And if you can't, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_00 11:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

Um, I do like the boating pages though.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Um I do for the pictures. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

Yes. But some of those uh girlfriends slash wives do not need to be portrayed. And what amazes me is the amount of beached whales you see in a thong bikini.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

And you got 40 motherfucking dudes. Oh, that's a hot bitch. That's a hot bitch. Then you put somebody that's not model hot, but decent looking. Yeah. No likes, no comments. It's like everybody is just thriving on a big girl, nothing wrong with a big girl. But when you're a gigantic girl, there is a board, there is a line there.

SPEAKER_00 12:30

You know how you tell if a woman is too big. When she sits on your face and you can't hear the radio no more. That's when she's too big. That's your gaze. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

Give her a chance to turn the radio up a little bit, though, just to flutter them cheeks.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

Well, not if she's gonna lean forward and fucking knees go out and drop on my face and break it.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Yeah, I I just I don't know. I think when you put kind of off-the-wall shit out there, you tend to do better than I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 13:06

We put pretty off-the-wall shit out there, and nobody's left.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! Better get this out of the way while people are still listening. Last week I was talking about Mason Plein doing really good, getting signed to the Chiefs, and I uh said he was from St. John's. He is, in fact, from Fowler. And uh I knew that. St. John's came out and I just fucking ran with it.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

Well, we all misspeak every now and again.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

Sorry to the Pline family that all took a moment in the last six days to educate me. I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

Chastise you.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

Yes, one would have been plenty.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

One spokesperson for the family only.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

Yes, next time just send out a group text. He's fixing it next week, guys. But yeah, I got my ass written by him. You know he's from I know. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 13:58

Why would you insult him and say he's from that shithole St. John's?

SPEAKER_02 14:01

Oh my god. Yeah, so I fixed it.

SPEAKER_00 14:06

Speaking of other towns in shitholes.

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You got Portland on your mind.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

So we just played a baseball game in Portland.

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I heard you didn't play on Monday. You dusted them.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Well, we won.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

And I needed fuel. So I stopped at a little fuel station right there in Portland. And I got looking around and I'm like, you know. One on the corner? Yeah, where it's like you got driving the pumps long ways. Like almost like a pit row. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:40

Yep, yep. I like that place.

SPEAKER_00 14:42

Yeah. And so we're pulling in there, and I'm standing there fueling my truck up and looking around, and I just said, you know, this really is a nice town. Portland? Yeah. Yeah. Like it's it's it's got great uh views. It's it's a it's a pretty town.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

It's a Hallmark movie town.

SPEAKER_00 15:05

Yeah, it is, and it's it's really nice. Everything's real clean there.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

The difference is real nice. Hallmark movies don't have a pack of assholes that are dumber in a box of shit.

SPEAKER_00 15:14

Well, you can have a you could have a gold-plated toilet and somebody leaves the shit in there. It fucks the whole thing up. It is a nice town, though. Yeah, but it is a nice town. So, Portlando, you know, you got a nice town. It is beautiful. You guys take a lot of pride in that place, and I appreciate that. But it's still Portland.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

And when you lose a ball game, don't cancel your next one.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Yeah, yeah, that did happen.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

Yeah, but it is a nice town. They just need to work on their uh small town charm.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Hospitality?

SPEAKER_02 15:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

You know. Like uh that gas station you went to, I don't know what it's called anymore. I don't either. It used to be called a sea store. Everybody that was talking about it would say, What's going on at the sea store?

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Yeah, convenience store. C for sure.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

What dictates a sea store versus a party store? Are they the same thing?

SPEAKER_00 16:18

Sea stores have gas.

SPEAKER_02 16:20

That's just common.

SPEAKER_00 16:21

Party stores do not. I only know that from being in the beer business.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

That's uh Sea Store is a gas station convenience store.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Yeah, Speedway is a convenience store. Speedway.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

Yeah, exactly. So Sea Store is a gas station party store.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

Okay. I always kind of wondered that. Because like the Sea Store thing, it kind of didn't get real popular around here. I used to see it out west all the time. South. It's real popular south, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:49

Yeah, and uh yeah, now it's I can't speak on out west because I've never been out west.

SPEAKER_02 16:54

You should get out west.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

We should.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

We'll work on that in 27.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

Because 26 is pretty well booked.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

Yeah, it is. Busy. We've got shit going on. We got the 4th of July coming up. America's 250th birthday. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:11

What do you think they're gonna look like on the 4th?

SPEAKER_00 17:14

I don't know if they'll do anything different or not.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

Yeah, 250 years.

SPEAKER_00 17:19

Yeah. Proud as hell to be an American.

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Most of the time.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

I'm always proud to be an American.

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I'm 90% Ile in that.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

Or at least I know I'm free.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

Yeah, that's that's true.

SPEAKER_00 17:32

Lee Greenwood. Saw him in concert back back when I was a young lad.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

Did you really? Yep. At the Clow area amphitheater.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Did he sing more than just that song? Or didn't know any of them?

SPEAKER_00 17:43

Yeah, I didn't I didn't know any of the other songs, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Yeah, I'm getting another taste of freedom tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

Yeah, going to court to get rid of my last felony. So maybe I'll go from 90% to 95 on my outlook here.

SPEAKER_00 18:01

Baby steps.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

We do gotta do something though. We need some changes. Because every week, whether you know it or not, I'm getting broker.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

You, me, and all these motherfuckers listening.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

Oh. We gotta do something. So what I'd like to see on the 250th birthday is everybody gets a $250,000 check. Ah, that too. That's probably a better way to go. But I'd like to see a whole nother Paul Revere thing.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

Just let's just roll over and say we're done. Don't do it around Pomo, though, because that's where I'm gonna be hanging out and I don't really need any issues.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

Uh careful what you say, you're gonna get uh burned at the cross for inciting a riot.

SPEAKER_02 18:52

Yeah, we don't need that either. But yeah, I mean they did it years ago. And now we're just sitting here saying, huh, oil barrel is cheaper than it's been in years. Well, gas is higher than it's been.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

Yeah. Which it's coming down slowly. But how much of that, how much of that coming down slowly is greed on the all of the gas stations and the politicians and all that shit.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

Being a governor voting year, it seems like somebody'd drive that down. And I bet our gas would be a dollar cheaper a gallon if she could run again.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Or more.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

But she don't give a fuck. She's on her way out. She ain't coming down.

SPEAKER_00 19:39

No, she's trying to collect every penny, scrounds up every penny she can get out of everybody before she's gone.

SPEAKER_02 19:43

Yep, ain't done shit in shit, seven years, so let's make this last six months.

SPEAKER_00 19:48

I don't know what damn road she fixed, but most of the ones I drive down are fucking terrible.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

They are, every one of them. Yeah. And now they're all doing that fucking, what do you guys call that chip sealing sealing?

SPEAKER_00 19:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:59

Oh, I hate that.

SPEAKER_00 20:00

It's like putting fucking duct tape on a broken leg.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

It is.

SPEAKER_00 20:03

I know.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

It's fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 20:05

Um, smoke's coming out as well. Well, what's he trying to say?

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Because we don't have enough money to tear the roads out. No.

SPEAKER_00 20:15

No, or the or the enough people that want to fucking work to build them.

SPEAKER_02 20:18

No, this is true.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

You got too many people sucking the fucking system dry and they and they don't want to work because it's easier to just sit at home and fucking have three baby mamas and fucking collect your paychecks.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

And a lot of uh I think we gotta get a different party in there, because that'll change if we do. Need to take back Detroit, part of Grand Rapids.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 20:47

Get them working. But as far as work goes, I'm going broker every every week because everything's getting higher and higher every every every week. And uh if you look around at jobs and such, three months ago these jobs were paying between twenty-five and thirty-five an hour. Same jobs are being posted again because they ain't getting nobody. And now they're paying 18 to 25. Well, you guys couldn't get them up here.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Well, makes you gonna get them down there.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Right. I don't understand it at all. Um there's a girl on uh Facebook today bitching because she wasn't a waitress, she was uh a customer, and she watched three people over the lunch period walk out without leaving a tip. Well, one thing. How nosy are you? Did you get up and look at their receipt?

SPEAKER_00 21:43

Right. They weren't her customers? No, she was a customer.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Okay, I'm sorry. But for her seven paragraph story, I have a feeling that she did get up and look.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

And it's just like Or she overheard the waitress say, them motherfuckers left without a tip.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

They could have, yep. Um Benefit of the doubt, Brad. So many comments on there. Well, Jesus Christ, have you eaten in a restaurant lately? For what it costs, they don't deserve a tip.

SPEAKER_01 22:10

Well, wait a minute, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

That's not the wait staff's problem. They don't set the prices.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

No.

SPEAKER_00 22:17

So But that goes back to one of our very first episodes when we talked about tipping. And if I buy a steak and you go buy chicken tenders, why and we get it it goes back and forth, you know. Just because my bill costs more doesn't mean I should I should be obligated for a higher tip than what you should. If the waitress had to do the same amount of steps and the same amount of carrying, you gotta base I I'm a firm believer that you've got to base your tip off the service alone.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

Performance-based.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

And if the food comes out like shit, that's not the waitress's fault.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

She wasn't cooking it.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

No. All she was doing was taking the order and being the face of the place. She didn't cook it. If it tastes like shit, but she does everything she can do and make sure your drinks are full and checks on you.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

And apologize because it tasted like shit.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Yeah, even though it's not her fault. She still deserves a good tip because she did all she could do. So that that's one of the things that's a touchy subject. And then people the other the other side of it is you get these people that say, Well, if you're not tipping 25% or better, you shouldn't go out to eat because you can't afford to go out to eat.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Well, I'll tip that 25% if you deserve it.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

If she's good. Or he he is good. A woman usually tends to get more of my touch.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

Yeah, even if she's not pretty. I will still tip tip a woman better than I do a guy.

SPEAKER_00 23:49

Yeah, because he should be all getting his hands dirty.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Yeah, get out there and build something.

SPEAKER_00 23:53

Yeah. Start with a birdhouse.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

Um how the fuck did I do this last week? There we go. Uh need to get my arms up.

SPEAKER_00 24:02

Make you feel taller? Yeah. I'm slouching the chair pretty comfortable myself right now.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Um, but yeah, you guys get what you deserve.

SPEAKER_00 24:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

And if people ain't tipping you and you did a good job, well, I'd motherfuck them all over. Everybody's got a phone. Take a picture, throw them out there.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

Yep. This motherfucker walks into your bar, don't serve him.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

Yeah. He's an old tipping cocksucker.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

I don't have nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

And if you work at the wagon wheel, you can just say, Sally at Oliveras, so you don't get in trouble.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

And we went to the wagon wheel on Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

Pretty good joining, huh?

SPEAKER_00 24:37

You know, we went we met up with you guys and rode the bikes there the one time.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

And it was really good. And the waitress we had was awesome.

SPEAKER_03 24:46

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

We went there on Sunday after our steel challenge, and I ordered a burger. And I know that when we were there the first time, we were like, ah, that's kind of pricey. 15 bucks for a burger. But I ordered a burger again. And I'm gonna go ahead and say that it was probably one of the best or better burgers I've had at a restaurant. It was phenomenal.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

They are good. So but they're expensive. But but you're getting what you're getting.

SPEAKER_00 25:23

But I'll tell you what, I'd rather pay $15 for that burger than $12 for someone else's burger that wasn't as good.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Now I'm gonna take issue with you going there to eat on Sunday. Please do. Sunday was Father's Day.

SPEAKER_00 25:39

Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

And if I had to work on Father's Day because people around us were either too lazy or thought they were too busy to cook their own meals, I'd be pissed. I should be at home with my dad. Well, it's my whole holiday thing.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

I was with my son at a steel challenge shooting competition, and it happened to be right around the corner, and we were all hungry when we got done there. So I suggested we went there.

SPEAKER_02 26:19

And I don't blame you for going out to eat. I mean, they're open, you may as well give them some business. Yeah. But they should be closed. It's a fucking holiday.

SPEAKER_00 26:25

Well, I'm glad they weren't closed.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

Well, you wouldn't have had a great burger.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

No. They did have prime rib there. 16 ounce prime rib.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

How much?

SPEAKER_00 26:34

30 bucks. So price was price was right on that for a 16 ounce prime rib.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

What did you get on? What kind of burger did you get? I gotta ask. Because last time we were there, you didn't you get it with like the peanut butter on it?

SPEAKER_00 26:46

No, I did not.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

No.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

I didn't do that.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 26:49

Um, I just got it with lettuce, cheese, and mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Your basic burger.

SPEAKER_00 26:56

Yeah. And it was it was phenomenal.

unknown 26:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

You look at it close. Those hand paddied? Or they come. Could you tell?

SPEAKER_00 27:05

They sure seemed like they were because they were good size.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

Because I like the hand patties.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

They were good size patties. I mean, it was it was everything I wanted, and it was their ranch. They make their own ranch there.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

Yeah, Trish really loves that.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Their ranch is really good.

SPEAKER_02 27:19

I don't know how you people eat so much ranch.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

Ranch is like for everything.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

Nope, not a fan.

SPEAKER_00 27:30

I don't know what to tell you for that.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Well, no, I mean millions of people like the shit. I just don't understand.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

So that means that you're wrong. There we go, folks.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Another time Brad was wrong. Yep. Yep. Just beat on the poor guy. I think I read a comment from you today on Facebook on the non-ranch page, and I was on there hating on Ranch with everybody else, and then this motherfucker is on there commenting about how we were all wrong. That's what you just did.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

Did he go under an alias? Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

Yeah, Big Bobby H. Huh.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

I know that's not really the alias I used. Which that's another thing. We we talked about it last week or the week before. These Facebook groups that allow you to post anonymous. Bullshit. Get rid of it. All it does is fuels the fucking soft pussies to have a voice because nobody will ever know who they are.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Especially get rid of it. On my voting pages.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

Right.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

Because you know how hard it is to click on your profile picture, find out who you are, then check your Instagram, your Snapchat, and your Reddit to see if you're on all that stuff, and then just see all your pictures. It is so fucking hard. When you're looking for Bob's Bilbo Pizzas. No, that's not your real name, dude. How the how am I finding you?

SPEAKER_01 28:51

Right.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

You know, you're gonna put a picture of your wife out there, at least use a real name so I can see more pictures of her. Right.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

But I mean, it's just this fucking anonymous posting is well, I do it in fear of being retaliated against. Well then keep your fucking mouth shut. Yeah. If you got something to say and you stand behind it and you believe it, you should fucking own it. Stand behind it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

Yep. Yep. Um, I wish they'd get rid of that. I really do. Because yeah, it's as and it there is no way of seeing who that is, right? As far as I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:28

I've tried and I can't figure it out. But it's just like if you got balls enough to say something, you should be able to say it from who you are, not a fucking standing behind a closed door and saying it.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

Exactly. I hate pedal bikers. Right? Absolutely detest them. Go on the fucking bike path that they built for you. We spent thousands of tax dollars so you had a path to ride on. Go ride on that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 29:53

Or get on the fucking sidewalk.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

And you have tires, pneumatic tires, and if you're worried that you're gonna you don't want to ride on the sidewalk because there's walkers, that motherfucker can go in the grass. Yes, it can. It ain't gonna hurt that bike none. Nope. Stay off the fucking road.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

And that's from Bob and Brad, not from Steve and Jim. Yeah. Yeah. You know, fuck. But yeah, the pedal bikers. You know. And they think they own the gun. They look back at you as they're three wide.

SPEAKER_00 30:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 30:23

You don't own the fucking road. How many taxes have you paid to fucking ride that bike on that road?

SPEAKER_02 30:28

Well, that's why I've always said $100 a year. You're gonna pedal that fucking thing on the road. Here's your sticker, put it on the fucking post under your seat.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

And if you get caught without that motherfucker, it's a $500 fee.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

God damn right. Then you can ride on the road. Yeah. But you still better stay on the side of the road. And all the motherfuckers that don't stop for stop signs. We deserve the road just as much as you. Well, then you deserve to make that fucking sign right away.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

Yep. No, you ain't a pedestrian motherfucker. You're in a wheeled vehicle. You obey the fucking same laws as I do.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

Drives me fucking insane. You know, not to take away from the ones that are respectful and they do move over.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

Now, with that being said, they do different bike races, which you were just a part of last week.

SPEAKER_02 31:19

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

And if the if it's a if it's an event, by all means.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

I like to call it a sanctioned event.

SPEAKER_00 31:27

Yeah, if it's a sanctioned event, like the Dell Mac.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

Yeah, by all means. You have every right to be riding on the road. It's your event.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 31:36

And I'm okay with that. And I will give the respect and I will.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

I'll give you as much room as I can.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

Right.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

But just your regular old Tuesday night riders. Yeah. Get the fuck out of the way.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

Um. Canoes, I mean, you go up north, you gotta get a little permit for your canoe to go in the river. Do you? Yep. Uh like the pine, and I think Osables that way. It's all part of keeping the fucking river clean.

SPEAKER_00 32:01

You want to know why I don't know that about canoes? Because I ain't getting in one of the motherfuckers. We're getting you in a canoe before fall.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

Trust me, you don't want to roll over in the winter.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

I'm never getting in a canoe. Ever.

SPEAKER_02 32:13

I'm gonna work on that.

SPEAKER_00 32:15

I'll be looking at that fucking pontoon and I'll be like Taylor Swift. We are never, ever, ever getting back together.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

That's my new project. Everybody says, Dad, Brad, hey, dickhead, you need a hobby? My hobby is gonna be getting you in the front seat of my canoe before this time next year.

SPEAKER_00 32:37

Nope. Best you can do is a tube.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

We can practice on the river so you get a feel?

SPEAKER_00 32:44

No. No. It's not happening.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

How about a shallow river? Nope. How about a swimming pool?

SPEAKER_00 32:51

Nope.

SPEAKER_02 32:54

We stay on this side of the rope. Nope. Really?

SPEAKER_00 32:58

I'm not getting in a canoe, period.

unknown 33:00

Well.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

Huh? Next year, this time, when I post all them pictures, you smiling, leaning forward, saying, I am the king of the world! With a paddle in your hand, everybody's gonna be like, fucking hey, that guy needs more hobbies. He got him in there. I'm gonna figure it out. How about the uh paddle boat? You get on that?

SPEAKER_00 33:22

No.

SPEAKER_02 33:23

You haven't? I've been on it. Just don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 33:26

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Because of that?

SPEAKER_00 33:29

I got a lot of ballast on one side.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

Yeah, sit in the middle. Then you're pedaling everything, but.

SPEAKER_00 33:37

I fucking pedal because I'm gonna get from one end of that pond to the other in a hurry.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

What do you feel about a double bike? Would you ride a double bike? Oh, yeah. So if you'd ride a double bike with me, I think I could get you into a canoe. It's the same thing.

SPEAKER_00 33:50

How about this?

SPEAKER_02 33:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:52

Let's let's start with a double bike and try it out.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

Move on from there.

SPEAKER_00 33:56

And we'll go from there. But I'm telling you, it's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

You gotta have the front on the bike.

SPEAKER_00 34:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

I'm not good at steering.

SPEAKER_00 34:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

And I like to lift my feet when we're going uphill because I get exhausted.

SPEAKER_00 34:08

Well, we'll be rolling backwards then because neither one of us are gonna want to pedal.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Something I do want to do, and it does involve pedaling. And I I'm gonna tell the wife to get on it and figure it out for us next time. Pedal hopper. That uh to the train. Huh? Uh they got train tracks up and down the west side of the state, and you get on like uh uh you remember them old carts where they something like that, except for you pedal. Really? And you stay on the rails, and then you can pull off and you can go to the bar and then you can get back on.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

Like the real train tracks?

SPEAKER_02 34:40

Yeah. Yep. Without what that they don't run trains. I was just saying, what happens when the fucking train starts coming? Fucking ice. Put them up a bucket pedal. Yeah. I think that'd be kind of neat. I've never heard of that. Yeah, yeah. I I gotta I'll have to ask her because she showed me a few times. That'd be kind of neat.

SPEAKER_00 34:56

You know what we should do?

SPEAKER_02 34:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:58

We should do a pedal hopper.

SPEAKER_02 34:59

What is that?

SPEAKER_00 35:00

That's like the it's a wheeled. Oh, like the big picnic table. It's a mobile bar, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

They got them in Lansing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We should do that.

SPEAKER_00 35:10

We should try it sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Seats like eight, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we need, I think the wives will go with us.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:17

Okay, so one, two, three, four. We need four more people. Yep. The first four to go on the website and send us a note. I want to go, I'm in. We'll put it together.

SPEAKER_00 35:29

Yep. Deal.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

Perpetually wrong.com. Contact us. There's several ways of doing it. Tell us you want to do it, and we'll get that going.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

Yeah. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_00 35:44

Oh, and by the way, who the first four people are paying for it.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

Oh, yeah. For sure.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

If we're feeling generous, we'll split it.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Yeah. We'll buy you a drink.

SPEAKER_00 35:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

How does that work? Is there a bartender on there? Or do you bring your own?

SPEAKER_00 35:59

Yeah, the guy that runs it's the bartender. Oh, no shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

That'd be kind of fun.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

I think so.

unknown 36:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:04

We don't want a rain day.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

It's big down in like Nashville and other bigger cities like that, that they do them a lot. But Lansing has one.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Grand Rapids, you see quite a few of them. Um yeah. Something else I want to do.

SPEAKER_00 36:19

What?

SPEAKER_02 36:20

Probably not enough time in the year yet to do it, but maybe next year. I want to go to a Tigers game. Me too. I ain't been to one in years.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

It's been forever for me.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Done the lug nuts and shit, but.

SPEAKER_00 36:31

It's still yeah. Well, maybe if the Tigers start playing better, we'll go.

SPEAKER_02 36:35

Yeah, they gotta tighten that up a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

Well, if they wouldn't have wasted all their money on fucking Verlander for no good reason.

SPEAKER_02 36:41

God, what should we do to get popular again? Let's bring back a washed up ex-superstar.

SPEAKER_00 36:46

And pay him a boatload of fucking money.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

Yep, so we can't afford to do anything else.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

Yeah, that was a dumb fucking move.

SPEAKER_00 36:53

That was a stupid publicity stunt right there.

SPEAKER_02 36:56

Um, when you're outside or when you're inside preparing a steak, a hamburger, piece of chicken.

SPEAKER_00 37:09

I love me some steak.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

What? Do you have your special seasonings or uh what do you call the things that you soak the shit in? What do you call it?

SPEAKER_00 37:17

Brian?

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Yeah. Marinade? Marinade. Do you have a special like that's your go-to? It's on everything you do.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

I do.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

What is it?

SPEAKER_00 37:26

So the one thing, and it's one item that goes on everything. And you can find it at your local ace hardware generally. It's accompanied by by the name of Boars Night Out.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

B-O-A-R. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 37:43

Like a pig. Yep. Boars Night Out, White Lightning. And it's double garlic butter seasoning. And I'm telling you, I don't care if it's vegetables. I don't care if it's chicken, pork, beef, lamb. I don't care what it is. Fish? Yep. Okay. It goes as my base on everything. And it is delicious.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

What am I looking for when I walk in there? Is it like a like a jar?

SPEAKER_00 38:16

Yeah, it's it's your standard clear um, you know, six, six inch by no, it's just straight? Yep. Six inch by like inch and a half, two inch. You're a regular old season shaker.

SPEAKER_02 38:31

Oh, it's a powder. Yeah, it's powder.

SPEAKER_00 38:33

Yep. And that thing, I'm telling you, I found it. I thought, I'll give it a try. And I put it on everything.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

Can't stop trying since.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

No. I was bragging about it, and my boss, he likes to, he likes to barbecue and all that stuff. And uh I was telling about, he said, I'll have to try it, I'll have to look for it. Well, I was at the hardware, doing a little brown nosing, grabbed him a bottle of it, brought it back to the shop, said, Here, here's that stuff I was telling you about. Try it, see what you think.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

By the way, I'm off the next two days.

SPEAKER_00 39:10

Okay. He says, What'd I owe you for it? I said, Nothing. I said, try it. Tell me if you like it.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

Like a drug dealer. Yeah. Get him hooked. Yep. Then start overcharging.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:21

Did he like it? He did.

SPEAKER_00 39:22

He loved it. His daughters, his wife, they all loved it.

SPEAKER_02 39:26

You got me as soon as you said the garlic.

SPEAKER_00 39:29

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

Because my stuff is anything garlic and herb, garlic and butter, garlic honey, anything. I love it all.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

Oh yeah. Absolutely. Now, kind of generic, kinda nothing special. But for Christmas one year, my father-in-law, he gets the three of us boys. He gets us all a little bag for Christmas with stuff that he's thinks. No, it's the gifts. Oh. Um, it's the gifts. You know, he's he puts together this awesome Christmas bag for us, and he gets us all three of the same stuff. It's all stuff he likes and thinks is cool or saw something about it. Which is a neat idea. It is. And he does he does a frickin' awesome job every year with it. And uh so one year he got us a bunch of different seasonings because he knows that we all like to grill, we all cook out, you know, and the whole deal. The Jack Daniels brand, steak seasoning. Oh yeah. Phenomenal. Yep. So when I do a steak, it's Worcestershire sauce on it, rub it all in there. Yeah. And then double garlic butter from Bores Night Out. And then the Jack Daniels steak seasoning.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

That seasoning, you it's hard to beat.

SPEAKER_00 41:06

That they they've got it. They've got it down.

SPEAKER_02 41:09

I used to love their honey barbecue sauce. And if you ever see that somewhere, grab me a couple bottles. Because it's hard to find. Honey Barbecue Jack. Yep. That yeah, I I just bought their seasoning. Uh I usually do uh uh Montreal steak and famous Dave's, and then I couldn't find either at the store. We're on vacation. And I saw the Jack Daniels, and I'm like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 41:36

Jack Daniels, if you please. That's a little David Alco.

SPEAKER_02 41:41

He's dead now.

SPEAKER_00 41:42

I know, but that was a little tribute to it. Um before the Jack Daniels, the McCormick's Montreal steak seasoning. Oh, yeah. Was my go-to. And the Jack Daniels pushes their shit right in.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

Um so we're gonna have a cookout Saturday. Uh got a hundred people coming over. You do? Bring your own dish. Bring your best, bring your best package there. What what what's your go-to?

SPEAKER_00 42:17

I'm gonna have to unzip my drawers. Best package I got. Put a little Jack Daniels seasoning on it. Look that shit off. See what you think.

SPEAKER_02 42:28

What's your go-to?

SPEAKER_00 42:30

Ooh. Like meat-wise or like a side dish?

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Main dish. Meat, chicken, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

Man.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

I can't afford it anymore, but mine used to be brisket. Um, I made that so good. That and uh I used to really like ribs. Oh, I love making ribs. I do a pretty good job. Kind of over it with ribs anymore. It just I used to really like them. Yeah. Yep. Um, brisket is a thing that either you can do or you cannot do, and either you like it or you don't like it. There's not a whole lot of middle ground with the briskets.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

I'm middle ground. Are you? I am. And it's funny you said that because I was just having that same conversation at work today with my buddy Trevor. We were talking about it, and I just said, you know, everybody got on this fad of briskets, smoking a brisket.

SPEAKER_02 43:26

Used to get that shit for a buck fifty a pound.

SPEAKER_00 43:28

It used to, you could give the shit away.

SPEAKER_02 43:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 43:31

And then somebody got on the idea, some influencer, and they said, Oh, brisket, let's smoke a brisket. And then it turned into this whole fucking brisket. Oh, everybody's got to do brisket, brisket. My brisket's better than your brisket. Brisket this, brisket that. And then the fucking can the market realized, oh, these motherfuckers are getting in a war over who's got the better brisket. Oh, that's not $2 a pound, it's $13 a pound.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Yep. I should not be able to buy prime rib. At the same price or cheaper than brisket. But all these grilling shows and Instagram made it too popular. Fucked it up right there.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

Fad. Transform the market.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

There's a page, as a matter of fact. Well, it's not a page, it's a website. And I'm not going to say the website name because I don't want everything I enjoy ruined. But there is a website out there that you can go to to find cool spots in Michigan that are not well known. And the problem with that is I'm going through this list. I went through the first like 20 places. And I'd say 15 of the 20 I've been to I really enjoy. Yeah. Motherfucker, get this off the internet. Because part of the reason I really enjoy it is there's not a bunch of fucking dickwads there. Bingo.

SPEAKER_00 44:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:48

And you putting this out there, you're just fucking it up.

SPEAKER_00 44:50

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

So I mean, I don't know. Everybody says, well, don't you want everybody to enjoy what you enjoy? No. No. They need to find it on their own. Right. And what if you do, hey. Enjoy it with me. Yeah. Because if I'm sitting there enjoying it and you come in there and I'm like, hey, how are you doing? Oh my God, we just happened to come upon this. This is so cool. All right. But if you tell me that you read it on blah, blah, blah.com. Oh, fuck this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 45:19

You should have said dot org to throw them off.

SPEAKER_02 45:21

Oh, I should have. Yeah.org.

SPEAKER_00 45:25

Dot gov.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

That's just HTTP. Why do you ruin shit? You know?

SPEAKER_00 45:35

Right. Hey, can I get that website later?

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Yeah, I'll give that to you later. Matter of fact, look in your uh email, I probably forwarded you a few. Check this out.

SPEAKER_00 45:46

Yeah, but no, seasonings. Oh. Some are really, really good. Some are fucking terrible. They are. You know, another one, another trademarked seasoning.

SPEAKER_02 46:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:01

Is there's a guy, and he's an influencer. He's he does cooking recipes and shows. No. Fuck. By the who? Um there's this guy, and I recommend him to everybody that I know as far as if they're looking for a recipe or they're looking for instructions on something. There's a guy named Malcolm Reed.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

Oh, you've told me about him before.

SPEAKER_00 46:31

He's got an app for your phone. It's called How to Barbecue Right. He's got a YouTube channel, he does podcasts, the whole deal. Um I love his videos for a couple reasons. If you take his video and you do exactly what he says, you look like a grill master. The guy's won numerous competitions. He's well known.

SPEAKER_02 47:01

So he's setting you up so you can't fuck it up if you follow directions. Correct. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:07

The other part about what he does on his videos is he doesn't do a bunch of unnecessary talking. He doesn't fucking just drag it out. His his videos for recipe are probably really like five to eight minutes. He gets to the point. He tells and he's very detailed. He tells you Quick and simple. He tells you how long he's been doing this, at what temperature, why he's doing it this way, but doesn't drag it out why he's doing it this way. And I mean he gets right to it. And I've done a lot of his recipes and have had zero failures.

SPEAKER_02 47:49

Pretty happy with most of it.

SPEAKER_00 47:50

Very, yep. So a favorite in my house, he does one called Monterey Chicken. Puts it in the pellet grill. It's got barbecue, it's chicken breast, boneless skinless chicken breast.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 48:07

Barbecue sauce, bacon, chopped up bacon, and shredded cheese.

SPEAKER_02 48:12

Do you chop up your bacon or do you use bacon bits?

SPEAKER_00 48:14

Chop it up. Okay. Yep. Cook it, then chop it up. And uh that I'm telling you, if you take his recipe and you use it, it's the juiciest bright white chicken breast, tender you'll ever have. Phenomenal. I'll make it for you this summer.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

You you'll have to.

SPEAKER_00 48:35

I will. Now that you learn how to like chicken.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

Oh, yeah, I like my chicken.

SPEAKER_00 48:40

Just don't choke it.

SPEAKER_02 48:41

Except for. Um. Beer can chicken. You've done those? Yes, I love doing those.

SPEAKER_00 48:52

I charcoal.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

Need to figure out a different way of doing my beer canned chicken. And maybe it's the amount of beer that I'm leaving in the can. I don't know. Um did one a couple weeks ago. Oh, I loved it. Perfect. Did one last night, and it was so fucking wet, it was like biting into a sponge.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

Really?

SPEAKER_02 49:12

I was not happy. Did you charcoal? No, no. But neither time did I. The one time it came out really good. So is that the chicken? Or is that because somebody got lazy and didn't drink half his beer before he I don't think the beer, the volume of beer has anything to do with it. You think it's the chicken?

SPEAKER_00 49:33

Could have been.

SPEAKER_02 49:34

I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

Did you buy it from Walmart?

SPEAKER_02 49:36

Meyer.

SPEAKER_00 49:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

Yeah. Which anymore ain't that much better.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

Right. No, I I like doing the beer canned chicken. They got them things turn out. They got great flavor. They're juicy. They're not.

SPEAKER_02 49:48

Yeah, just way too much. Uh St. Louis or Babyback ribs. Answer correctly.

SPEAKER_00 49:55

Either one.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

What's your preference?

SPEAKER_00 49:58

I don't have one.

SPEAKER_02 49:59

Okay. Baby back.

SPEAKER_00 50:02

They got more meat on them.

SPEAKER_02 50:03

Yeah. St. Louis.

SPEAKER_00 50:07

Which I just learned something on Sunday. I was talking to my father-in-law because he did some ribs and they didn't turn out the way he had hoped.

SPEAKER_02 50:19

Did he take the silver skin off?

SPEAKER_00 50:20

I didn't ask that.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:22

Um, and that's a big debate right there. You get on, and it's that just happened on one of the forums. I was just some people say, we've been doing it for 40 years that way, and you can't tell the difference. Yep. Other people say, We'd been we do it, and if and if somebody forgets to take it off, it's the worst ribs I've ever had.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

The quality of the rib, I don't think so. The reason I take it off is because I don't like having that. It looks like plastic. Yeah. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

My whole reason for taking it off is display. Um I've done it both ways. I traditionally always peel it just because when you're learning and you're watching some videos, everybody tells you to do it. Yeah. So I don't know that one's better than the other. But my father-in-law's ribs did not turn out the way that he had planned. And so he's starts doing some digging, starts researching. What did I what where did I the man's made ribs a million times, and they're always good. So was it a fluke set of ribs? Things happen with me. They do. It certainly can be. Uh, some you know, sometimes you do a pork butt, it's got a stall, sometimes you do a pork butt that has no stall. So what nobody knows what causes that. But anyway, he started diving deep down the rabbit hole of ribs and figuring it out, and like he says he got an education. So I didn't know this, and maybe I'm dumb for not knowing this, but if you look at the pig and you're looking at it head-on, and you start looking at how it rounds down like that, the baby back ribs are the highest set closer to the spine. Yep. And then the St. Louis style ribs are the ones down below that. And then there's some called uh spare, spare ribs. They're they're down. Yeah, they're down lower than that.

SPEAKER_02 52:24

Oh, I thought they were St. Louis cut in half.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

So I never knew that about the rib placement. Yep. That you know, you got this much rib, baby backs, St. Louis, spares. I never knew that.

SPEAKER_02 52:41

Yeah, I really that surprises me.

SPEAKER_00 52:43

I had no, I'd never heard of that in my life. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 52:45

Not as that does surprise me.

SPEAKER_00 52:47

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

And he never had.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

Oh, yeah. He he taught me that on Sunday when we were over at their house.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

Yeah, I I I prefer the the baby backs. Just you know, then you get these idiots. Well, they came from baby pigs. They're killing babies. No, they're not, you stupid fuck.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

SPEAKER_02 53:08

They used to have really good ribs. I don't even know. I don't think I've ever had the ribs. I don't even know if they are they existent anymore?

SPEAKER_00 53:14

I think so.

unknown 53:15

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Um ribs are a hard thing, though, to get at a restaurant.

SPEAKER_00 53:20

They are.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 53:24

My issue with ribs from a restaurant is you got places like Texas Roadhouse, or signature fall off the bone ribs.

SPEAKER_02 53:33

They have no business cooking ribs.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

Or you go to some other restaurant that's a you know a ma and pa place, and you get get you some ribs, and you can't even chew the fucking meat off the bone because it's still stuck to it.

SPEAKER_02 53:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 53:46

So there's a happy medium there.

SPEAKER_02 53:48

There is.

SPEAKER_00 53:49

Now, in my endeavor of barbecuing and researching and all that stuff, and if you listen to the people that really know what they're doing, if you take a ri a barbecue competition, you go to and you're in the rib part of it, and you give the judges fall off the bone ribs, you might as well pack your trailer up and go the fuck home.

SPEAKER_02 54:13

Shouldn't have showed up.

SPEAKER_00 54:14

Yeah. Anybody can overcook ribs and make them fall off the bone.

SPEAKER_02 54:17

And that's why they fall off.

SPEAKER_00 54:18

Yeah. Because they're they're overdone.

SPEAKER_02 54:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 54:21

Doesn't mean they're dry.

SPEAKER_02 54:22

No, you can overcook them and they still don't.

SPEAKER_00 54:25

Yeah. Yeah. So if you're in a rib competition and you go and you get that bone and you start biting on the meat, and you can clean the bone off completely, but it didn't fall off, that's where you're supposed to be with them.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

Yep. I don't like the stickiness. Like a lot of people that undercook them. Yeah. Yeah, and then you're trying to pull it off.

SPEAKER_00 54:44

Yeah, I don't want it in my teeth.

unknown 54:45

No.

SPEAKER_02 54:46

Um. Applebee's actually has date night. Very good. Burbanstreet steak. They got very good ribs.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

Do they?

SPEAKER_02 54:56

The one in Ionia. The one in St. John's can't make ribs for fuck.

SPEAKER_00 54:59

Well, the one in Charlotte ain't where the fuck. I think that's the training grounds for all the bad managers. Where's that at? Over by the Chevy Dealer.

SPEAKER_01 55:07

Oh, okay. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 55:09

That's the worst fucking Applebee's I've ever stepped foot in my life. Is it that bad? Yeah, it's terrible. Unprofessional. Just conversations happening between employees and managers that you know customers should ever hurt here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:22

It's and you know what else I don't like about Applebee's? What? Is you cannot get anything bigger than an eight-ounce steak.

SPEAKER_00 55:29

So men can't eat steak there?

SPEAKER_02 55:31

No. Well, their steaks taste like shit in there. They really do. They're terrible. Yeah. I don't know what they soak them fucking things in, but it's probably fucking horse meat.

SPEAKER_00 55:40

But go ahead, I'll get you a bit.

SPEAKER_02 55:41

It could be horse meat. But yeah, the one in Ionia, I really like those guys. Uh they they do a good job. But that's my problem with a lot of uh your smoke shit. Like uh a lot of people love brands out in Grand Rapids. And at one time years ago, Tuesday nights, you'd go in there, 12 bucks, all the ribs you can eat, and they were good. Fucking like chewing on dog shit now. Really?

SPEAKER_00 56:11

I've been to a brand's once. I liked it. It was good a long time ago. Quite some time ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:16

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you know, and then you got uh old Lowell kind of got a big group of them for a minute, uh the smoke houses and stuff. Oh, come get our pig meat, blah, blah, blah. And when you get into that type of barbecue food, I mean, anybody can go anywhere and get a burger. It might not be great, but you can survive eating that.

SPEAKER_00 56:39

Right.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

But I hate when you go to them barbecue joints and it tastes like shit.

SPEAKER_00 56:44

Right.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

Because it's like, boy, that's your worked out of a lot of money.

SPEAKER_00 56:48

That's your claim to fame.

SPEAKER_02 56:49

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 56:49

And you pay for it.

SPEAKER_02 56:50

Yes. Yep. And you should know how to do it. And do not take last night's fucking anything and just throw out the microwave and sell it to me for 30 bucks.

SPEAKER_00 57:01

No. Cut that up and make it somebody's breakfast. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 57:05

Yeah, you just did that with uh what did you just cook that Kelly cut up for breakfast?

SPEAKER_00 57:12

So good. Um well, you know, we've been going to the city limits in Mason. Yeah, getting the prime rib. And uh I I get the 16 ouncer and I wasn't overly hungry, so and being on a diet, I've been cutting back. I had part over part of my prime rib left over. And she uh she made that with my eggs in the morning. Fuck, I don't ever want any other steak with my eggs. But that's not what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 57:47

No, what was the one I was talking about?

SPEAKER_00 57:49

You were talking about uh we went to Buddy's and Holt for dinner, and I ordered the full rack of ribs because I was hungry.

SPEAKER_02 57:59

Yeah, she put rib meat in your fucking eggs, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:01

In my omelette.

SPEAKER_02 58:02

Yep, which sounded weird as fuck. Oh my god, it was delicious.

SPEAKER_00 58:05

So I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

That is what I was talking about. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 58:09

Most restaurants you go to, and you're like, you can get a half or a full rack of ribs, right?

SPEAKER_02 58:14

Get the full.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

Well, if you order a half a rack of ribs at 90% of the restaurants you go to, you're gonna get a third of a rack of ribs. At best. And I was hungry and I thought, I want more than a third of a rack of ribs, so I'm just gonna order the full. Well, when you go there and order it, you get the full. You get the full. Like I the whole shooting match. And uh I was like, damn. I was expecting it to be like two-thirds of a rack of ribs. No, it was the full rack, and they were damn good. They were more on the fall off the bone side than what I go for, but still really good. Really good, great flavor, the whole deal. I ate my half a rack of ribs, brought my other half a rack home, wake up the next morning, she says, You got them ribs in there. What do you think about uh a rib omelet? I says, Well god, that sounds kind of good. So she chopped up all the rib meat off the bones, made me an omelet, egg, cheese, and ribs. It was to die for. It was kidding.

SPEAKER_02 59:24

I would not have ever thought of that.

SPEAKER_00 59:26

Next time I go to Buddy's, I'm getting the full rack of ribs. It was well worth it. It was it was delicious. So, yeah, I'm I was all in on that.

SPEAKER_02 59:39

And to be honest with you, if you just served that to me, I'd eat it. But if you told me it was rib meat, I'd probably because you know how I am, I'd be like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:47

You know.

SPEAKER_00 59:48

But then you'd be like, damn, that's a good omelet. What is what'd you put in it?

SPEAKER_02 59:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:53

Yeah, that's well that's just like um, you know, I'm not I'm not generally a big omelet person.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:02

I love an omelet.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:03

Because I don't like I don't like scrambled eggs very well.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:07

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:08

The texture just bothers me, and texture usually doesn't mess with me much on on food. Something about the scrambled eggs. But if you if you make me scrambled eggs and that motherfucker's as much cheese as as it has eggs, makes a difference. Yeah, I'm all in.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

Yeah, fuck. Have you noticed that this uh this particular summer of 2026? We are if you counted it, we're probably down about seven breakfasts already.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:38

You think so?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:40

I think we're down quite a bit because Well, we're gonna change that. Yeah, we just well, we need the weather to cooperate.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:46

Yeah, it's it the weather's been shit this summer.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:48

It's been a bad summer. Um next week's gonna sweat your balls off.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:52

Yeah, we're gonna be in the hundreds.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:55

See, that's the problem we got, is we're one extreme or the other.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:58

Right. Which we're gonna be at a campground, 4th of July. So they have they have a couple pools there at the at the campground we're at, so it's gonna be hot, but they'll go in the pool and that is a long camping trip. It's about normal for that week.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:19

Is it?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:19

Yeah, yeah, it's generally about how long we're there.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

I mean, Jesus Christ, when you're there and they've already mowed twice, that says it might be time to move on.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:28

It ain't that long. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:31

Yeah. I hope you get moved back to the other side of the road this year. I I called them.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

No, no, I'm in my same, I better be in my fucking same spot.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

I said, can you just move him across the road? I will pay whatever he's paying times two just to bump them.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:47

Then you ain't even gonna show up.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:49

No, probably not.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:50

No, because you got your big 4th of July fireworks display coming up.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm waiting for the check to come in from Groundwork Solutions. Have you ever heard of them? No. Services? Groundwork services. Services I have solutions, no. Yeah, I got them on board to send a check.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:04

Well, they're the ones that bought us this uh 30 pack a bush light for the episode tonight. Well, that was kind of but Do you have your fireworks purchased yet?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:16

Not yet. I gotta go out tomorrow and get some because I'm a coupon buyer.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:19

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:20

And as I get coupons, that determines not only where do I go, but what I buy. Like uh, for instance, I gotta run over to Phantom because I've got my coupons. Uh you buy one at 269, you get two free. Oh. My other coupon is buy one at 199, get two free. Then I got a 99, get one free. Well, then Pro Fireworks. I love Pro Fireworks. I got their thing for 60% off of everything. Yep. So I got to go over there, fill out some shit. But I don't buy them all at once because after you buy them, then later places will send you more shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:01

So before we dive into the fireworks stores, you you keep calling them coupons.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:12

A lot of people call them coupons, and a lot of people call them coupons.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:17

Coupons.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:18

I was raised calling them coupons.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:23

You really sound out the U in coupon.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:26

But it also makes the C sound like a Q.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:29

It does.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:30

So where did that get done? Because it's it's like 50-50.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:37

Yeah, it is. It is.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:38

And if you look at the word.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:41

Looks like cop.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:43

It looks like coupons.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:45

Coup. Coop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:47

Like a chicken coop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but everybody I ever was raised around call them coupons. So who's the dumb motherfucker that started one or the other? Way back in the day, because this has been going on for years.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:03

It really does. There's a lot of shit like that too that really makes you wonder.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:07

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

Yeah. Um, you got your S adders. Going to Walmart.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:12

I love doing the S adders. Going to Myers. I'm an S adders.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:16

Are you?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:16

Yes. See, I just added the S on the adders. They're tired.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

Oh. Yeah. So I it's the Miners. I'm going to the Myers. No, I do say Myers. Because I'm going to Miner. Don't oh, that don't sound bad.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:31

But it's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:32

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:32

But you had the S it's wrong. I'm going to Myers.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:35

Menards is Menards, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:38

Yeah. Yeah. Yep. But the Walmarts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:42

Targets.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:43

And then the fucking idiots that started calling it Target. Come the fuck on it. It's Target.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:49

Yeah. Yeah. And I wouldn't spend 50 fucking cents at a Target.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:54

I don't like Target.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:55

I hate Target. Nope. Fuck that place. Coupon, coupon.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:59

Now you just got me thinking about the coupon coupon.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:01

It is about a 50-50 on how they say it. So.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:05

But anyway, now that we got that out of the out of the way, talk about fireworks stores. Um I went in last week to the fireworks store. To Pro, right? Yep. To Pro Fireworks. Walked in. Everybody was happy to see you. Saying hi. If there's anything you need, let us know. I mean, they customer service there was great.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:30

Phenomenal. It was. I would say.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:33

And uh you walk in and they said, everything with a white tag is 60% off today. And I'm like, oh, sweet. Oh yeah, you picked a great day to come in. Well, I'll bet you if I went in there tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:49

Everything with a blue tag is 60% off.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:52

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:52

There's only they gotta change it a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:54

So we walk in there, doing our thing, looking around.

unknown 1:05:59

I

SPEAKER_00 1:06:00

I know, and you know, and everybody else knows that those places thrive this time of the year.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:07

Oh fuck yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:08

And they make all their money this time of year.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:10

Right now. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:12

And it just you walk in there and there's always there's always a sale.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:18

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:19

And it's like it reminds you of Art Van Furniture is no more. But every week they would run a fucking different sale and call it a different name sale every fucking time. And it was always the same deals. Or very close.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:35

And it's like, no, you your shit's not on sale. You've got the price up here and you discount it to here, which is the normal price anyway. Because you you think I'm too stupid. Yeah. So they they try to like suck you in. Oh, if you don't buy today, prices are gonna be up tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:52

For instance, like the coupon I got. Buy one at $269, get two for free. Why don't you guys just sell them for $80?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:03

Right. Because it doesn't make the customer feel like they're getting a deal.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:08

I know I'm not getting a deal because I know you probably paid $2.99 for them. But I'm playing the game.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:13

You know that.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:14

Most people are like, oh no shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:16

We gotta buy it today.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:17

We gotta, we better stock up today.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:19

Yep. And some people will goddamn mortgage their fucking house, dude, for fireworks.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:25

Yeah, which stupid. I'm I like fireworks, but I'm not into them that big.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:31

Yeah. Um may have lost one of our uh main uh contributors to our fireworks show, though, Sean and Kayla. Been doing it for, I don't know, four years with them. And this year I'm pretty certain she's bailing on us.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:49

What the hell?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:50

To go to Mackinac City to watch their fireworks. Well, she doesn't have to be there to support. Oh, this is true. Kayla. Drop off a couple boxes and we'll call it good. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Miss you, but hey.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:02

This isn't like a raffle at the at the show where you have to be present to win. Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:08

Yeah. I'll take pictures of people going ooh and ah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:12

Yeah. And I'm sure half the fucking jack offs there are going to be videoing it. Like, isn't that weird, too?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:20

Drives me fucking bonds.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:21

Why do you video record fireworks?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:24

Yep. And well, there you brought it up. Now I've been holding back from this every time we get into concert talk. Take a couple pictures, fine.

unknown 1:08:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:37

But you don't need to video yourself for 15 minutes dancing 500 yards from the stage. Right. Right. Just take a picture and put in the comment we saw. Kid Rock.

unknown 1:08:49

Good.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:50

Good kid.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:50

He's an American badass.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:52

Yep. But I don't need to be there trying to scroll through shit watching 30 minutes of his concert.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:59

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:00

Fuck, I was there. Yeah. You know. You were born free. Any regret at all on not doing Taste of Country this year?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:12

No. It hasn't even happened yet this year.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:14

It's August. It's in August.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:16

And I don't regret it because they fucking tried to take advantage of the people. They didn't. Yeah, engouged everybody on the city. Oh fuck. We can't sell them.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:25

We better start cutting shit back.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:27

And then they start dropping the price out. Well, if you could have dropped the price out, should have been dropped when you why wasn't it feasible for the for the people to begin with? That shit pisses me off. That's just like we talked about Black Friday deals. If you can sell it that cheap and make money.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:41

Oh yeah. Did you ever shop at Coles? Yeah, I love Kohl's. Do you remember when you'd go to Kohl's and at the bottom of your receipt it would say, You saved $1,240. I just bought one pair of jeans. How did I save that much?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:57

No, no, you put the retail price so fucking so high, and then you sell it at the normal price, and then you tell the people, oh yeah, you saved $300. Well, no, I could have gone to the fucking store down the road and spent the same money.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:10

Let me ask you this. Go ahead. Because you're a gun enthusiast.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:16

Now, you know, I've really been looking. Yep. And okay. Tires. I go buy a set of tires, and he says it's going to be $1,200. I know no matter where I go, it's going to be about $1,200. Yeah. Okay. Well, anything. Uh fucking these goddamn mic fucking microphone things. $70. No matter where I look, they're about $70. Yeah. The gun market is what confuses me. Brand new. It ain't used. It's brand new. And how is there a hundred and fifty dollar swing in price?

SPEAKER_00 1:10:50

Because you get some places that do a shitload of volume. And they will take all their profit up out of it. Except for a little bit. Because they know that they're going to sell a hundred of these guns and make ten dollars on that.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:14

Kind of like Terry used to do with cars.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:16

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:17

Which he no longer does.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:18

But so that they they they require a lot of buyers to buy it. So they'll they'll they'll have the product and they'll they'll sell a bunch of it and just cut their profit way out of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:32

Now is that place gouging you on everything else then?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:37

I think they just base everything they do off of high volume.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:40

Because I I tell you, I have never seen that much swing in one product. It's blowing my mind to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:51

Well, and and a lot of it is your online retailers. Because they're not handling the product. You order it, they got a warehouse they're set up with, and they just say, Oh, we need one of them shipped here. And they and then the warehouse ships it to the So they're are they all working out of one warehouse, kind of? You think? A lot of gun a lot of your local gun stores work out of like three warehouses. And there's this big conglomerate warehouse that's got all the guns in it.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:22

Oh, I imagine out of the say, say, three dealers working out of one warehouse. I gotta imagine then the dealers' prices are different based upon how many they're pushing.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:32

Yeah. If I'm dealer A and you're dealer B, and I sell five thousand guns a month, and you sell five hundred guns a month, I'm getting a better price from the warehouse than you are.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:43

But at the same time, you don't need to sell them cheaper.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:46

No, but if I do, then that keeps my five hundred dollars. Keeps your five thousand right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:49

Yeah, because it it has amazed me over the last course of the last couple months. It's like, how the fuck can these because I've never seen any other product in the world that different.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:00

Yeah. So just that's that's what it is. It's volume, volume based.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:06

Because uh, well and the same thing should happen for cars, except for they're greedy. I mean, La Fontaine, the new guys in town, they're the new guys in the state, they're everywhere. Yeah, they should buy all rights, fuck, they should be five grand cheaper than anybody else on a new vehicle. But they're not, no. No, you know, so yeah, just little things like that just kind of amaze me sometimes. Like, oh, how the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 1:13:33

Yeah, you know. Right. Yeah, no, I I and and the part that just pisses me off the most is all these manufacturers or warehouses, you know, if you can sell the shit cheaper on a sale, you should. Why can't you sell that price all the time? Make people make things more affordable for people instead of being greedy.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:55

We don't need a sale then.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:57

Right. Everyday low prices.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:59

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:02

Walmart, Walmart.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:03

Was it Walmart? Okay.

unknown 1:14:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:06

Do they still say that? I think so. I don't know. I think yeah, I mean, Jesus Christ. It's you know, sweatshirts, hoodie, 80 bucks. That's fucking ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:19

Oh, it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:20

It really is. It's a $45 product at best.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:24

But then you go to their outlet store of that manufacturer and you can buy the shit dirt cheap. Yeah. Because it's old stock.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:30

That's yep. Nobody wants that old one. Right. Well, I'll take the old shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:35

Ladies.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:38

Used up.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:45

Yeah. Yep, there's nicer ways of saying it, but yeah. You know, Brad will take an old grilled cheese angel. What about yours? There's this thing that's uh it's on Netflix, the writings of a psychopath.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:10

You're probably too close.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:13

You know what? In the camera.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:16

It looks like artwork.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:18

It looks like too big. It does look like artwork. Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:29

At first in the camera, I saw boobs.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:32

Yeah, that's because that's what that is.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:34

But then if you turn it. It looks like a ghost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:38

Well, who's the psychopath now? I didn't mean to pick. Go ahead and keep coloring. I might be able to sell that for something later on.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:44

Yeah, you got it all fucked up. Remember how I had it. I like the I like the doodle. Doodle. Scratch. Yours is just so Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:55

Triangly. Triangly. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:01

So uh help myself. We got the fall motorcycle ride coming up. We haven't picked the date yet.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:06

No, but uh it's gonna be soon. It's gonna be September, late September, or real early October, probably.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:13

Oh my god, don't do it then because all the motherfuckers have cried, oh, it's gonna rain on this spring ride. Oh, it's gonna be too cold.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:19

It's gonna be gotta pick a date for that sometime soon.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:25

You guys are a bunch of pussies.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:28

Yeah. Hey, I know at least we're gonna have seven.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:34

Yeah. Because they're not pussies.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:36

No. They showed up. Oh, that fucking kid, uh Kurt.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:40

He uh I was going through TikTok today and he put together kind of a flashy video. I have to see if I can pull that up.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:47

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:47

It was kind of yeah, like, well, hot damn. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to pull that up.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:54

Where are we on TikTok? Are we still got the band?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:57

Yep. Getting uh absolutely fucking nowhere on it. They stopped replying to me, but we'll get there.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:06

Maybe we'll start our own platform and call it Tactick.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:12

That's funny. That was unrehearsed. I wonder how much it would cost to do that. I don't know how.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:20

We'll look into it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:21

Yeah. Wouldn't that be cool?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:24

Hey Dexter.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:25

Yeah, we're gonna need ya. You know.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:27

Since you shit the bed on the beer tent.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:30

Yeah, get us a web. What do you call that? It's not a web page. What do we have? App?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:38

Get us an app.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:40

Yeah. Yeah, that would be kind of funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:44

Yeah. Oh, have you seen this new app called Talk Tik? Right. Way better than TikTok. It's got full frontal nudity.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:52

We could do that. Yeah. Because it's ours. Because it's ours. We can do anything we want.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:56

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:58

If you like frontal nudity or behind the nudity better.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:03

I like all nudity. But I like frontal because then it shows the boobies.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:08

Yeah. I kind of like the I don't know. I like boobs. Teach their own.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:17

God, if they would have put a pair of them on the back.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:21

And the front?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:22

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:23

That'd be amazing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:24

Now your friend's not bored back. They're just holding hips.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:27

Or if you got them bent over while you're plugging them, you can still play with a set of tets and see what you're playing with. Huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:35

That's a good idea.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:37

Hey Jesus, can you take care of that for us? Be a bitch getting a bra off, but it had to be sports bras only. Oh, it would have to be. Because that'll hold it all the way around.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:51

God, some chicks look really good in sports bras.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:53

Some don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:54

No. Yeah. There is such a thing as too fit. They call themselves fit. I call them anorexic. Yeah. You know.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:05

Well, you get some of them girls that are like super, super fit.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:10

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:10

It looks like they got a penis.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:12

Oh yeah. Yeah, because it's. Yep. And I don't like the fucking on a girl.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:19

Oh, like a big muscle bum? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:21

Yeah, no, that's that kind of freaks me.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:23

No. No, because then you feel like you're fucking jacking off to a dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:30

Oh, don't forget.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:32

It's in my bank.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:33

Before you leave.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:34

Oh, yeah. I got a package.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:35

Speaking of jacking off. Ryan, thank you again. Um I was gonna, for all the good deeds you're doing, I was gonna offer to take you out for a night of drinking. Bob told me you didn't drink.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:48

Well he doesn't drink much.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:49

I know Bob does, and I do, so we're gonna offer you a night to drive us around. Let me know what you think about it. Wouldn't that be good for him?

SPEAKER_00 1:19:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:59

Yeah. He'd learn a lot. Or teach us something.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:05

He might teach us something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:07

He got a girlfriend again yet?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:09

Nope.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:10

We got to get this matchmaking service going too.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:12

I know. We really do.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:14

He's a good dude. Too good of a dude just to waste.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:18

He's a good looking dude. I ain't no queer, but he's a good looking dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:22

If you had to do one guy from work, would you pick or Ion or you go with Trevor?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:26

I'd jack off.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:28

Alright, if you had to jack off with a guy from work. Just curious.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:32

Any of them. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, you'll be like. I'll be done in three seconds. You ever find out who shot on your toilet? No.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:41

No?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:41

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:42

I'm pretty sure I know who, but probably the guy with the stain on his pants right about here.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:50

Fucking sick motherfuckers. Jesus jumping.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:54

Well, anything else you want to touch on? No. No.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:58

I think we can uh we can wrap this up. Let these folks uh enjoy their either they were on their way to work or they're on their lunch break or they're coming home from work or they're sitting in their garage drinking beer. Or they're back road and drinking beer.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:10

There is one thing we gotta fix and mention. What's that? Is we have been getting a lot of stuff. Oh, we're Memorial Day week, and you guys promised us the wives. Ain't our fault the weather didn't cooperate.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:22

It ain't our fault, the wives didn't cooperate. Yeah, so we gotta Don't put this on us.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:26

By fall.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:31

My pen died.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:33

Oh here. Use mine.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:36

I got another one. I got I got a whole bag of them. Okay. You should give them out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:41

Anyway, we're gonna wrap this up. Let you guys get out of here. Um, and we will uh catch you next week.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:48

Yes, we will.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:49

Hopefully before the fourth.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:51

Well, it's gonna have to be because you're gone.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:53

Yeah. So everybody enjoy the rest of their week. And as always, stay positive, test negative, and we'll catch you next time.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:02

Bye bye.