Episode 38

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:01

You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moves, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong. Welcome back, everybody. We took a little break off for the holiday. We were busy doing a long week celebration of the United States of America for their happy birthday.

SPEAKER_00 0:27

The cool kids say yee ye.

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Yee ye, yep. 250 years of American badass tradition. So we didn't get to get a show in last week, but we're making up for it this week.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

How was the camping?

SPEAKER_01 0:41

It was great. Very, very hot.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

Air conditioner keep up.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

It struggled. I mean it it ran the whole time, but it uh on the hot days it it was it wasn't cool in there by any means, but it was it was pretty cool. Comfortable. Yeah, yeah. At night it you know it cut it once the sun stopped beating on the camper, it it made a big difference and we were slept good.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

So what color is the roof to on a camper?

SPEAKER_01 1:06

White.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Well that's supposed to reflect it, right? White reflect black absorption.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

A fucking UV ray is a UV ray, it's gonna heat up whatever it's touching.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

If you put mirrors up there, would it reflect it away and keep it cooler?

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Probably.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

When you camping next time. Find out so I can get mirrors ordered.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

My problem with that is along with them just like them goddamn solar panels, I start putting mirrors on top of the campers to reflect it, and we're gonna have fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Oh, yeah, there'll be a rainstorm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

And I'll be the asshole at the campground.

SPEAKER_03 1:46

Huh.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

I'm kind of curious now.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

Yeah. Um we should get a government grant.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

You guys had quite a uh 4th of July six fireworks extravagant long fireworks nonstop.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Nonstop. Boo, boom, boom. Every shot was a grand finale.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

It wasn't it was nice. It was very nice.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

You know, I think I would rather, and this is probably the unpopular opinion, and guess what? I don't give a fuck because it's mine. It's the only one that matters.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

I would rather have good steady boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, for a shorter amount of time than the way some of these people draw them out and do boom 15-seconds.

SPEAKER_00 2:29

I'm glad you said that because I like a steady show. Yeah. Ricardo said, I think you might have lit them a little too quick. Motherfucker, what do you know? Your country don't even have a goddamn 4th of July. He said it was great, it was nice, but I think you were going just a little too fast. Well, I'm in the entertainment business, not in the fucking Right. You know.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

I just like the campground we go to, they do a phenomenal firework show every year. And they do. And they they they spend a lot of money doing it. It was 45 minutes long.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

That's a long fucking time.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

But there were pauses, you know, a 15-second pause. See, you don't pause. So then people are like, you know, they get going and do that, and then they have this pause, and everybody's like, waits, and they're like, well, is that done? Well, there's no grand finale.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

Do they do it for a cliffhanger?

SPEAKER_01 3:22

Like I think so.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

But no.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Look, motherfucker, I'm there to be entertained, not I'm in suspense.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Yes, and I like them to keep lighting up the sky once it starts until it goes and then you know it's done.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Was that the sound of the grand finale?

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Oh, it was way better. Yeah. Yep. Only had one this year blow up and about take my legs out, but you get that every year. Uh fireworks built on a Friday or whatever their weekend is over there. Right. I don't really know. Yeah. Um, so yeah, yeah, that was that was fun. Uh, did a brisket on the following Sunday, fed everybody the old uh graduation food on Saturday just to clean out the freezer.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

Yeah, thank you for eating all that, because it did. It cleaned up some freezer space.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

It was only two months old, so no worries. Right.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Almost two months old. Yeah. Wow. Um I do have one thing that I was not happy about. That happened over the 4th of July weekend.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Talk to me.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

All right. So let's pretend we're uh higher-end celebrities than what we are. We are. I'm, you know, hey, Bob, Jesus Christ, can't believe people are taking airplanes, places, and stuff. They gotta save our world, they gotta save our environment. Oh my god, Bob, you know what we need to do? We need to get more gun control in this fucking country. People getting shot all the time. And then get that bitch of a football player, get married to him, and have fucking armed guards at my wedding, and all the motherfuckers that came to that said wedding came in on jet planes and fucking running in with their goddamn Tahoes, sucking gas a hundred different ways, with armed guards. Two of the things she preaches against.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

Huh. Fuck that bitch. So what you're telling me is it's not okay for all of you to have something, but it's okay for me to have it.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

That's how I read it. Huh. And then she bitches too. We should have open borders. They're so good. Fucking bunch of anchor babies and shit.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

What if what if a border jumper came and tried crashing her wedding? Would she accept them?

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Better give that motherfucker a beer and a piece of cake. Doubt it. But she won't. No. She wouldn't even know about it because they shot him three blocks ago.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

Right.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Yeah.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:43

Puts up a big fucking banner to cover up all the windows so nobody can see inside the fucking fuck you. All this shit you preach, and then that nimble squat motherfucker, you know. I I don't blame him. His ball playing days are coming to an end.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Well, he's gotta have new new for uh fortune coming.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

Yeah, so I don't blame him on that part, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

That's just like all these anti-gun politicians that are trying to take away all of our gun rights, they're doing the same fucking thing. Oh you think that they walk down the street without armed security buyers?

SPEAKER_00 6:24

With their two and a half inch uh folding pocket knives to keep them safe?

SPEAKER_01 6:28

No, they don't. They got guards with them everywhere they go.

SPEAKER_00 6:31

Exactly. Because that's what keeps you safe.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:34

Yeah. Although Virginia, they got their shit back.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

Yeah. Yeah, I saw that.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Who who pushes all that? Like the senators want to shut it down. Is it other senators that bring it back? I mean you really don't know how a law becomes a law.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Well, they gotta vote on it. Right? If that's even legit.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Here's a check. Okay, thank you. Yeah. You know. Um you know Bert Kreisher, the guy that does everything with a shirt off, loud comedian. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a TV show. It's only six episodes long, but uh kicked that out over the last night. Yeah. Or two. And it's actually just funny enough to be entertaining.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Is it Kirshner?

SPEAKER_00 7:24

It might be. I think it's got a might have an M. Yeah, I don't know.

unknown 7:29

Kirchner.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

I don't know. I'll have to look it up. But he kind of inspired me, and I was thinking about one of these days we're gonna do a topless show. He gets a lot of fans by doing that. No shirt. That's kind of like his.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

I just wish it wouldn't have been quite as hot. And I'm not bitching. I'm not bitching about the heat because I'd I'd rather have the heat than the freezing cold.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Today, borderline. Yeah. A little breeze would have done today perfect.

SPEAKER_01 8:17

Yeah. And then it's been humid. Real humid.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

So that kind of sucks.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

I don't like that when it starts to get sticky to breathe.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

Well, I really struggle with that because my allergies are so bad and I'm dealing with it right now. Like I got all the pressure in my face.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

Frisches are too.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

What's it all from? I don't know what what it is right now. I mean, fuck everything's growing. So but yeah, I'm eyes are all cloudy for my contacts and all that. So it sucks.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

So I'm glad I don't have it that bad.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

I'm glad you don't either.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

That'd drive me nuts. Um looking at the upcoming weekend, uh I put together a little bike riding route. You know, all the kids are busy, so you know, I figured, hell, we may as well do something Saturday, Trish.

SPEAKER_03 9:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:03

She says, let's go for a bike ride. Call a couple of your buddies. And I said, I will. So I I went through all this work yesterday of planning this route, sent it off. I didn't get one single reply. Not a single reply. Not a single reply. Well, then I guess you don't have no buddies. Did you hit send? I I did.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

And then I resent it today to make sure that it went through. Did you get any responses today?

SPEAKER_00 9:29

Oh, yeah, finally.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Yeah. That was just you being a dick. But a response is a response.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

In my defense, I answered yes. I'm all in. Looks great. But my thumbs didn't do what they're supposed to do when I told them to.

SPEAKER_00 9:49

I understand. So that'll hold up in court? No. Sometime when I go to court and I she said yes in her head. Her thumbs didn't. So what were you busy doing? I heard you had uh some shit going on in the repair shop.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Well, at work, we were busy outfitting a truck and it was hot and sticky. You get a different job. No. Still working there? Yeah. Huh. It's just one of our winter maintenance trucks.

SPEAKER_00 10:19

I heard I'm dot and busy using the same sentence.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Jesus Christ. Anyway, so I was busy at work yesterday. All day. And I was miserable. I was hot. I was tired. My pussy was bleeding.

SPEAKER_00 10:33

How's the bag doing? Staying dry or you getting chafed?

SPEAKER_01 10:36

No, it's it's good because I put deodorant under there.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

Even in the hundred degrees?

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Oh yeah. That helps. Yeah, absolutely. Um but then as soon as I got home, I got a little issue going on with my brand new pole saw. It's not brand new anymore, it's two years old, but it's more or less brand new because it's hardly been used. And it just not right.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

Won't start, won't you?

SPEAKER_01 11:03

No, it starts. It doesn't stay running good. And I can attest to that maybe being a little gummed up. I can look past that. But when you extend the fucking thing all the way out, chain disengages from the drive, and then you can't cut. Last year, you figure it out when it happened, I took it into the shop and bought it.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

Who'd you take it to?

SPEAKER_01 11:30

Well, we're not gonna bash them yet.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

No, not yet, but who'd you take it to?

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Our local steel dealer.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Saw shop. That's where I bought it. Took it in and said, hey, this thing's you extend it out. Drive shaft disengages, something's going on with it. I need it. Got shit to do. Dropped it off, they called me, say, yeah, it's good to come pick back up. So I pick it back up. And I didn't need it for that particular what what I needed it for was then done, so I didn't need it any longer. And then I go to break it out. Because over the 4th of July weekend we lost big pine tree here.

SPEAKER_00 12:11

You uh should always just check it when it comes out of the shop.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

Well, you're right, I should have.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

You should have.

SPEAKER_01 12:21

But anyway. So I go to use it. I got some limbs way up high. So I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm gonna extend this bitch out. I'm gonna and instead, I extended it way out, stuck her up there, gave her the old fucking throttle. No chain. I'm like, those motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Chain on it?

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

You close it back up, it works fine. So the shaft is not engaging when at full extension. So either Sounds like you need a ladder. Either the guy that put it together at the dealership missed some parts along the way, or the manufacturer missed something along the way in it. So needless to say, it's gotta go back. Still under warranty, so I'm not gonna Oh it is. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fix it myself because it's under warranty, I'm gonna let them fix it.

SPEAKER_00 13:26

I had a buddy do that once with a chainsaw. He said, uh, fucking under warranty, I'll have them fix it. Yeah. They got it in there and they called him and asked him who uh who fixed it. Or attempted to, and he said, Nobody, the fucking thing won't keep running. I'm bringing it to you, it's warranty. Well, they can tell by all the threadlock that's broke free that somebody was in there. And I went, Huh. So they told him, Eat shit. Well then he ended up taking it over to the Ace dealer in Grand Ledge.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:58

They warrantied it. It was just that particular shopper being dicks.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

Well.

SPEAKER_00 14:03

So remember, you've always got choices.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

Correct. And they were the last ones to touch it, so they can fix it. And they should. If I don't fix it, boy, I'm gonna cause a scene in that dealership. I'll probably video it so we can get a clip on it on the Facebook page.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

If you're gonna throw a fit, you should.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

Boy, I hey. When are you bringing it in? Friday? I'm not sure. I got a lot of shit to get done tomorrow. Oh yeah, tomorrow's Friday. Yeah. So I'm gonna We'll see if we get enough work done. Gotta drill some post holes for a deck on a pool tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

So I cut some trees down out back there too, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm a busy beaver. Not enough time to do it. And then I get chastised for not responding on a fucking text.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

That takes two seconds.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Well, I didn't have two seconds to give.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

Well, you could have just set the phone down and said, Hey Kelly, after you're done responding, go ahead and respond from my phone too, just so he knows that we're both paying attention. And then she turns and she says, Oh, I didn't respond either. Yeah. So now I gotta call around now that I know you guys are going, and I gotta change all my reservation plans because I had tables for two. The fuck you you didn't call anybody. I said, Looks like it's just gonna be me and you, babe. She says, That's the way it was for a while. I guess we'll go back to it. Then I called Eaton Rapids, make sure the power was on. I thought maybe your phones just didn't.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

Well, we did lose power in that storm over the 4th of July weekend. Um and then that's another thing. Whoa, here's just throwing shit at you.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

Um remind me, I got a question to ask you about your 4th of July community. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Um we get a notification from consumers.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

Power's out.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Power's out. Okay. Well, not surprised.

SPEAKER_00 15:57

But don't give a fuck because you're not here.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

Right. Um get a text back a little later. Your power's been restored. An hour later. We're still working on restoring your power. Well, what the fuck is it? Is it in or is it out?

SPEAKER_00 16:15

What was it? Did you know?

SPEAKER_01 16:17

Well, we did lose power. I don't know when, but we did lose power. And so then we she gets a text from the neighbor lady saying, Oh, one of your big pine trees blew down by your driveway.

SPEAKER_00 16:31

I got a pole saw.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

I didn't, it wasn't me, it was Kelly. So we're packing up, come home. Obviously, I'm coming home. I'm planning on gotta get get the camper parked, gotta get the generator out, get the power, and then I gotta deal with this tree. But I don't know where this tree is at. Is it across my driveway? Do I gotta stop and deal with the tree first? I don't know. So we get home, pull up, it's halfway across the driveway. So I say we'll snake by. Get parked, go in the house. Clearly it's dark.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

The power's still out.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Well, that, and we ain't been home, so even if we had power, it was dark.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

And according to consumers, we're out of power. You look at the outage map, we're out of power. Get in the house. Looking around, like, all right, well, let's get a plan together. Let's figure out what we're gonna do here. And I look down the hallway, and there's one of those little tiny night lights plugged in the hallway. And it's on.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Solar?

SPEAKER_01 17:41

It's in the house in the dark hallway. No, it's not solar. Okay. I says, hey, we got fucking power. She says, No, we don't. I says, There's a fucking light plugged in right there and it's lit up. I said, we got power. Boy, you'd have thought that it she'd never seen lights in her life before with electricity in a house. Boy, every fucking light.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

I can't believe that you guys would just walk in the house and not one of you would just hit the fucking light switch.

SPEAKER_01 18:09

Well, we were out of power. Didn't the garage light come on when you open the door? I didn't you can't open the door if you don't have power, I didn't even try.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

You didn't even try. No. So you you just straight up gave up. I'm ready to die.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

No, I was just ready to get out of power. Ready to get the generator.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

So so we uh fucking Wednesday generators still running.

SPEAKER_01 18:28

No. So of course we got power mic. Sweet. Well, when we got home, and maybe this might have been why we didn't try to check any lights. We got home and you could hear the next door neighbor's generator running. So I'm like, yep, no power. Well, we were the last house on the road that had power. Everybody else down the other way had power.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

Still out. Oh, they still are.

SPEAKER_01 18:53

Yeah. Well, no, they got it now, but they didn't at the time, so I'm like, well, got lucky there. That's good. Yeah, so that was good.

SPEAKER_00 19:02

I'll have to clean your freezer out before I leave because you don't want to eat that bad tainted meat.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

Well, no, I think we're only out of power for like 24 hours.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

Oh yeah, I wouldn't test it.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Yeah, I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

It's a lot of meat in that freezer.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 19:17

Um what were you gonna ask me about uh Oh, about your community?

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Yeah. Okay. So I'm part of the uh Eaton Rapids Nosy Neighbors Club.

SPEAKER_02 19:31

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 19:32

And July seventh, about six a.m., they started posting that somebody was missing since 1 a.m.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 19:41

You know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

Yes, I saw that.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

Um a lot of people were worked up about it. He's been missing since 1 a.m. Well, back in my younger days, I would be missing for seven days and there wasn't a panic. Um, if you call the cops and you say I want to file a missing persons report, they gotta be gone twenty-four hours.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Right.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

This guy could have just got with some skank check, because he's a normal dude, he's not retarded or special or handicapped or anything like that. So what was the big concern about the dude missing just out having a good fucking time?

SPEAKER_01 20:18

I don't know him, never met him, know anything about him, but I mean, maybe he was on a bender with a couple hookers.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

Well, after I didn't get a response to my text message after six hours, I almost got on Eating Rapids nosy neighbors and see if I was missing? Have you guys seen these two? Has not responded in six hours. I mean, we got to back the state of the emergency quota up a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

You know, I I wish you would have taken a picture of me and posted it on there and just said, hey, has anybody seen this guy? He's been missing for six hours.

SPEAKER_00 20:57

Damn, I almost did. Because I guess that's warrants an emergency.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

Right.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

I mean, I don't know what the dude was doing, if he was having fun or if he had a broke down fucking car or whatever, but I'm glad he's all right. And dude, next time you decide to go out and let somebody know. Yeah, I hope somebody lets you just enjoy it.

SPEAKER_02 21:17

Right.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

You know, fucking his phone was probably blowing up. Oh God, he just let the let one.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

At that point, the phone probably went dead. Everybody calling him.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

Yeah, so that's not always a good maybe he just wanted to break from everybody. And I wouldn't blame him. Yeah. All them nosy motherfuckers acting like that. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 21:37

With their fake ass fucking names.

SPEAKER_00 21:39

Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

That's I still think that needs to be shut down. It does.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

We're we're beating a dead horse here to keep talking about slightly pornography uh pages I follow. He uh the admin finally put an end to that.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

No, good.

SPEAKER_00 21:54

Yep. He said no more fake names. There's a fake name, you're out.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

See ya.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Wouldn't want to be. I like.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

Yeah. Taking a stand.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

God damn right.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

That's what we need. We need more people taking a stand for what's right, not what's wrong.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

And you know, I think it's all because of the 250th birthday that got everybody jazzed up. Like I'm gonna be tough now and keep putting the banhammer down, uh I guess we need more of them holidays.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

Yeah. Well, you know, and obviously it was a very significant year. Oh, it was for us 4th of July.

SPEAKER_00 22:27

You're gonna be alive for the next big one? No 50 years. No. You could be. I doubt it. 91? No, no, no. Never know. No.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

But you know, so if you're a true American red, white, and blue, love your country, this should have been a significant Fourth of July for you.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

It was. And I'm glad you said it like that. Yeah. Red, white, and blue. Yeah. Driving through Muir the other day. Lions. And these people have these birds set up, and it's blue, white, red. And the fuck, put your birds out.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Well, they probably did it from looking at it. Still wrong. Or looking behind it.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:13

I'm gonna give them I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

They might have been coming the other direction.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

They were face on the road and said, oh, red, white, blue. Well no. Depends on which way you're driving the road.

SPEAKER_00 23:24

So them birds should have been painted a half.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 23:28

So no matter what order they were in. Correct. The only one that could be painted complete would be the white one.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Yeah. They didn't think that thing.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

I never gave that a thought, like maybe they were going to be aware.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

If you're going one way versus the other, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:40

Because when I came back through it was right.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

So don't be a dick.

SPEAKER_00 23:44

Yeah. Sorry, Lions resident. I love your birds.

SPEAKER_01 23:48

And Lucius.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Yeah. Lion tamer. Um. Yeah. So uh I uh thing I like about Fourth of July, too. What's that? Is no matter where you're at, you're on Facebook, you're on Instagram.

unknown 24:06

Oh Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

No matter where you're at, all the red, white, and blue bikini pictures. Oh yeah. Oh, buddy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

I typically like the ones that are like the teabags. Oh, yeah. That are red, white, and blue.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

And she's like looking for fish over the edge of the boat. Yeah. Did you see that same picture outside? I think so. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Your algorithm's fucked.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

It is. It is. I'm trying to do better.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

We uh we got invited over to dinner on uh Sunday to the Zelmers. Because we're they knew we were coming home and all that. Oh my god. He had this big ol' hunk of beef ribs, and I mean that motherfucker was big. He put it in the smoker and then made cowboy beans. He says, Well, don't worry about figuring out your power and all that. He says, We got dinner covered. Get on over here.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Kelly, turn the lights back off.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Yeah. We went over there, hung out, and he did he did them beef ribs in a smoker. And the cowboy beans in the smoker. They were on there all day.

SPEAKER_00 25:27

Delicious.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

That's an understatement. Them motherfuckers, that oh my god, that meal was excellent. I mean, juicy, tender, just mmm. I almost want to stick my pecker in it. It was so good.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Did you screenshot the thing about your power being out from consumers?

SPEAKER_01 25:46

No.

SPEAKER_00 25:47

You should have.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

Why?

SPEAKER_00 25:48

Because next time you're kind of hungry, send it over to them and say, Jesus Christ, you believe this? Hey, we're out of power. Can I get a dinner?

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Preferably beef ribs. Yeah. No, those, I'm telling you right now, that was that was excellent. And those cowboy beans. You big baked bean eater? Oh, yeah, I love baked beans. But I'll tell you what, those things are the they were good. Very, very good. So that was nice.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

Have some beers too? No.

unknown 26:18

No.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

In fact, no. No. You're not gonna believe what I'm about to tell you.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

Lemonade.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

No. Saturday. I did not have one drop of alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 26:32

I was trying to leave Saturday alone.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Why?

SPEAKER_00 26:36

I called you. No, no, that's fine. Go ahead. Well, 11:30. On Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

It was 1215, actually. Was it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Okay, so I called you Sunday at 12.15.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 26:50

And I was surrounded by fans in paparazzi.

unknown 26:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:59

And I get a ho? You doing? Sleeping? I almost didn't answer that. I almost shipped my pants. I said, What is this guy doing in bed already? Were you just burned out from the week?

SPEAKER_01 27:13

It was a long, long week. Um, a lot of heat. And I drank plenty during the week. And then we had to be up early Saturday morning for a two-gun competition. And it was hot and I was tired. And I got back to the campground about five o'clock. And we just I just nothing sound to drink. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:43

Oh, I get there sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

Sat around, waited for the fireworks, did those, and I said, Well, I really want to get up early and get the hell out of here. Because I'd like to get home and get the freezer's cooling back down because we're not no power. And so I just figured if I didn't drink, like get to bed decent, get up.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Be a better day.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

That's responsibility one-on-one.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

Yeah, that was that was the deal. I did a lot of my birthday American birthday celebration during the week. Building up. I didn't need to do it on Saturday, too.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

I got the point across.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Yeah. So no, that was that was the deal.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

Um I we do gotta nail the waves down. Yep. We gotta get them on here because I've got a list of about 20 fucking names of people that want to come on. Uh-huh. And they want to spend some time with us. They said it doesn't have to be for your whole hour and a half. Let us come over there, have a couple beers, um, we'll talk. And then uh we'll go. They just they just really badly want to have a little guest spot.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

And that's all fine and good, but I got a little uh reservation.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

Like Indian?

SPEAKER_01 29:03

No.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

No.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Like pushback. They all wanna hang out with us, they all wanna do stuff with us.

SPEAKER_00 29:15

We can get them to buy in.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

But none of them that you're talking about showed up for the first annual bike ride. And none of them RSVP'd and signed up for the paintball. So what I'm hearing here is that they want to get famous on our coattails being a guest on the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 29:47

That's a good way of saying it.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

So I'm trying to do this in the nicest way possible. But you guys can all go fuck yourselves. Because when we put the things out there, you don't want it. You want it, you're almost like Taylor Swift. Oh. You want it when it's convenient for you.

SPEAKER_00 30:07

Write a song about that.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Malachi. I'm talking to you. And whoever else is in your list.

SPEAKER_00 30:15

There's uh there's a stout list. And I think you're right. Earn your space.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

Yeah. So, you know what? That just gave me an idea for another web page. What's that? Gonna put together like a little application thing.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Yeah. And then you'll have to go there, fill it out.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Mm-hmm. Why you should be.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

What can you bring to the table?

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Yeah. What do you have to offer?

SPEAKER_00 30:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

Because right now we do just fine.

SPEAKER_00 30:50

The offering plate's out there and it's not filling up.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 30:54

I like that idea.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

Fuck them.

SPEAKER_00 30:55

I'm working on that too.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

It's time to pay your tithes, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 30:58

That's right. Any of my drivers are listening, don't call me tomorrow because I got my side job going on. Got a flat tire. Go ahead and sit there till I'm done. Yeah, call somebody else. Yep. Check the website. When the application page is live, you can give me a call. Oh shit. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

So yeah, we we had that two-gun competition.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

Yeah. I gotta ask you how they score on those, because I think to help you out a little bit, they need to start scoring it like golf, where you get a handicap.

SPEAKER_01 31:30

I agree. And I think you I think we're gonna implement that.

SPEAKER_00 31:34

So then you can come in. Yeah. How'd you do?

SPEAKER_01 31:40

Uh not worth a shit. That's what your answer's been on the last couple. I got my shit pushed in pretty bad. Um not sure what what I had going on, but I didn't perform real well. And uh Lucas kicked my ass. So I got some work to do because I'm done with him beating me.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

The gun? The man? The nerves?

SPEAKER_01 32:08

It is one of 100% the man.

SPEAKER_00 32:12

100%.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Yeah. My my guns are phenomenal. They're they're ready to route.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

How about the ammo?

SPEAKER_01 32:19

It ain't the ammo.

SPEAKER_00 32:20

What are you shooting? 140, 124? 124. 124. Maybe uh everybody is getting out for the big celebration of the 250th and they packed 120 in there. That'd throw your game off. That's how fine-tuned you are, I believe.

SPEAKER_01 32:33

No, I I got a lot to cover. Are you that bad? Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm not that bad. Um but I think I get excited and get in my head a little bit and uh and then the wheels fall off.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

Pull one off before your turn. A lot of track people do that.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

You know, if I could have a couple beers and knock the edge off, just two.

SPEAKER_00 33:02

So you're saying your gun fighting is a lot like your bike riding.

SPEAKER_01 33:08

That's exactly what it is. Could you have two? Probably not.

SPEAKER_00 33:15

Zip zero zilt?

SPEAKER_01 33:17

Yeah, I mean uh you that would be frowned upon pretty bad.

SPEAKER_00 33:22

So do you ever see anybody around there sneaking a no. No? No. Yeah, then I probably wouldn't want to be there first.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

It's not gonna be that guy. So no.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

But it would be set up a goddamn two gun. Course. Uh-huh. Run through it. Yep. Like you do. And then sit down, have two or three beers, and run through it again. It's not a competition. It's just you and your targets and whoever wants to be there. And see. You should. You should set one up and do that. Because if you are better, then maybe you can go to the board and say, hey, this is my time. This is my score. It's over. You've seen me. I get my chip pushed in. Yeah. Yeah. This is me after a six-pack. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 34:12

They're going to think, well, you're a fucking alcoholic. The insurance company is never going to go for this. And in fact, we'd appreciate it if you never come back.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Well, you don't want that.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

No. No.

SPEAKER_00 34:28

Huh. You can't tell me that Jesse James got off that fucking horse and shot motherfuckers, Billy the kid. Completely sober. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

They were drinking. That's why they were such good shooters.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

Because they had her steady.

SPEAKER_00 34:48

Look for it on page six at perpetuallywrong.com. Two gun drunken shootout. I bet we get some motherfuckers sign up for that.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

I don't know that I want to be around with other people drinking.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

Well, we stay back.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

Until they turn around.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

Oh, yeah, we don't want that sauce. No. That's probably why they won't let you drink, because you some people probably would take it to an extent that it's not allowed.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

Because they got no self-control. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Yeah. So uh being that you can't get liquored up then, what's your other get go-to game plan?

SPEAKER_01 35:24

Just train more and get better.

SPEAKER_00 35:26

How often are you shooting now?

SPEAKER_01 35:28

Once a week.

SPEAKER_00 35:30

Not enough. Bump that up to twice.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Yeah. Those are rookie numbers.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

Yeah. So I mean at the point you're firing five hundred dollars and shells down the old lane, you should be getting pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Well, and I got a couple modifications I'm gonna do to my rifle. And I think that might help a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

Bringing in a shooter.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

I mean that would help a lot. No, just just need to do more. Um that was only my second two-gun competition.

SPEAKER_00 36:02

Which uh out of the two guns, which gun are you better at?

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Rifle.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

So are you good enough where if you tightened up your handgun end of it that you'd be better, or do you got to tighten up both ends?

SPEAKER_01 36:16

Uh they both there's always room for improvement. Oh, always. No matter what you're doing. Um matter if you're having sex or I bear I beg to differ.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

If we could plug these into the phones, I'd call the wife right now and she would say, No, Brad is about as good as a man can get. Like Joe. Yeah, yeah, she'd fight you on that. I don't think you can get any better, and if you can, I can't handle it.

SPEAKER_01 36:44

So you gotta brainwash as you're telling me.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

Well, it's just everybody before me sucks so bad. Well, you know. You know, that's what I always look for. A girl with little hands and a bad sexual past.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

Well, and that that just goes to uh my o I always say that when a uh when you really want to impress a woman and make her fall in love, you gotta eat that motherfucker like you ain't never ate it before. Oh yeah. Game on, and you can't get rid of them.

SPEAKER_00 37:22

Problem is, and they grow to expect that every time. And I quite honestly do not have the stamina or the care or the really, I just don't care to be that good all the time.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Life's full of letdowns, so that's you're you're teaching them at the same time.

SPEAKER_00 37:38

The other night I got off of her and I turned around and fuck, she poured a five-gallon jug of Gatorade on me. I did so good.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

You won the championship.

SPEAKER_00 37:48

I did. Keeps it in the closet.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:52

Um, so did you ever talk to these other cats, like the guys that are doing really good at these things? Like, are they just non-stop out there shooting? Or is some of it luck? Some of it natural?

SPEAKER_01 38:04

No, it's it's they've trained a lot more. When we're we're new to this competition stuff.

SPEAKER_00 38:10

So you're still learning how to do it all.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

Yeah. And um, so the other thing is, is I had one stage that I just totally bombed it.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

And you can't recover, can you?

SPEAKER_01 38:26

Well, that was the last stage of the day. And I bombed it really bad. So if you gave me a respectable score, I would have placed much higher.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

So looking at this, the guys that finish below you, there are some that do, right? Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:50

There there's there's plenty.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

I didn't want to jerk a tear out.

SPEAKER_01 38:53

Yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 38:56

Are they new to it too? Because if you talk to the guys that are below you and they've been doing it a while and they still suck more than you, that's a self-esteem builder.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Yeah, and and and I am performing better than guys that have got much more experience than I do.

SPEAKER_00 39:12

So is this something that goes through the winter too?

SPEAKER_01 39:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:16

So it's year round.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

Yeah, it can be.

SPEAKER_00 39:18

Uh so you just need to I got a whistle at home. I'll come over train you.

SPEAKER_01 39:23

All right. I'll take you up on that.

SPEAKER_00 39:24

Yeah, I'll blow my whistle, you do two breweries and shoot a target at 56 yards.

SPEAKER_01 39:29

Yeah. Perfect. All right. Boy, them motherfuckers better look out next summer because I'm coming. Got my coach with me.

SPEAKER_00 39:38

God damn right. Yeah. Coach can drink, right?

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

All you want.

SPEAKER_00 39:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

Till you get aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 39:45

If I don't stay hydrated. It's uh. Do you prefer that over your other, I don't know, you call a league?

unknown 39:58

What's that?

SPEAKER_00 39:58

Your other shooting competitions. The steel challenge?

SPEAKER_01 40:01

Yeah. Oh, I'd take two gun over steel challenge any day of the week.

SPEAKER_00 40:04

More fun?

SPEAKER_01 40:05

Way more fun. Um because you're you're actually running around, like you're you're moving. It's not standing a steel challenge, you just stand in one box.

SPEAKER_00 40:17

Two gun, you're you're moving.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

You're moving and grooving.

SPEAKER_00 40:19

You guys got a treadmill here, or I gotta bring my own when Tranny comes with that. Well, we'll get you a fit as a big one. That might be where you're losing it. Well, actually. But you're down 21 pounds. I am. I am. Did you show the world?

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Yeah! Um, I've actually seen videos where guys that are into like this shit big time, they get on a treadmill and they care they hold weights, like the like the regular plates for like bench pressing on.

SPEAKER_00 40:55

They'll hold them out like they're holding a gun.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Like they're holding a gun, and they're actually walking on the treadmill in their stance, turning around and then walking backwards, like doing the whole deal. Maybe that's what I need to start doing.

SPEAKER_00 41:09

It might help, yeah. I mean, like anything. You look at these guys that are really good, they are doing some absurd shit.

SPEAKER_01 41:15

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

To get good.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

Yeah. The only way you're gonna get better is to work harder.

SPEAKER_00 41:19

Do you really have that much time?

SPEAKER_01 41:21

No.

SPEAKER_00 41:22

You know, that's what sucks.

SPEAKER_01 41:24

But what do you need? 35, 40 minute stops to do stuff like that, and then you're building all these muscles of what you need for the gun. So, yeah, I'm gonna start I'm gonna get the treadmill tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

I'm good.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

Not today.

SPEAKER_00 41:40

And then when you know, when you're at work and you're carrying guardrail, carry it like a fucking rifle. Yeah. Get off the other end, Ryan. I got this bitch. That's right. 13-foot fucking gun. Here I go. Yep. You get used to hauling them around.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

You know, that's how Rocky did it. He's punching fucking slabs of frozen beef. He wasn't scared. No. He wasn't even. He didn't have all the electronics and shit. So.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

Speaking of TV stuff. Yeah. Movies, not movies, but um. Have you watched all the Dutton Ranch?

SPEAKER_00 42:11

I don't like it. No. Nope. Why? Well, for one, I can't stand that bitch's fucking attitude. Beth? Yeah, there is not one woman in this world. And if there are women in this world that act like her, it's because they watched her on TV and thought it was a good thing. She is such. I can't stand her. I just can't. I and what's his name? Rip. Rip. Rip, what the fuck are you doing? Rip her fucking skank heart out of her chest and bury her in the back 40 and go find a woman that actually cares about you and loves you. She does love you.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

No, she doesn't. She's not a skank. How many people has she fucked on the show?

SPEAKER_00 42:55

We don't know because we only see a glimpse of their weeds.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

How many people are they show told like portrayed? None.

SPEAKER_00 43:03

I don't know. I didn't like her when she was in Yellowstone.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_00 43:08

No, if they would have brought well, can't even say that. Um, what's her brother's name? That was the DNR cop state game guy. What's his name? Uh you know who I'm talking about. It's not Jamie.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

Jamie was the other guy.

SPEAKER_00 43:23

Jamie was the one I like.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Um start with Jay?

SPEAKER_00 43:26

Uh, I don't know. Blondie. But they gave him his own show. And have you tried watching that sack of shit?

SPEAKER_01 43:32

I watched every bit of it.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

Oh my god, that's awful too.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

That was overdone.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

It was overdone. Unrealistic gunfights. Overdone.

SPEAKER_00 43:42

But yeah, we tried the Dott and Ranch, and I I've been hearing more and more people saying it's good. So we might swing back to it and give it another shot.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

We watched it all. It was good.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

I just don't like her.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

Well.

unknown 43:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:55

I don't want to tell you. The building blew up in Yellowstone. That was a good exit stream. Strategy for her character.

SPEAKER_01 44:02

She is the character. People love that.

SPEAKER_00 44:06

I don't. It makes these women feel more empowered. Well, empowerment's good, but you can't act like a fucking bitch to get there.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

Well.

SPEAKER_00 44:15

You don't let a guy hold a door open for you. Let him buy you a drink. Let him fuck you in the ass. Yes! You know, a woman is supposed to be caring, compassionate, and understanding. And she checks none of the boxes.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

She's supposed to be a lady in the street and a freak in the bed. I heard that on a song.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

Is that the case? I'd like that if that were the case. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:45

That was Usher.

SPEAKER_00 44:47

Oh god, that's old too.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:50

I never liked him. Never once liked Usher. Something about him I just don't like.

SPEAKER_00 44:57

There's another one that I don't like. Um that fucking happy guy.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

I'm happy. Oh, happy, happy, happy.

SPEAKER_00 45:08

I don't much care for him.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

Yeah, I can't. I know who you're talking about. I don't.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

Yeah, but Usher, I didn't ever understand what the big draw was to him. Um you got the uh oh fuck. He's older and dirt, but he still looks young and everybody still likes him, and I can't remember his name, so I'm not even gonna bother continuing this conversation because I ain't worth a dog fuck here. Um Pharrell Williams, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Yeah, I I never liked him either.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

No. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 45:44

Um went down to visit the in-laws there in town this time of year. And they had uh America's greatest, you know, Simon Cowell's on the show. American America's got talent. Guy, there you go. Yep. And so Fia Vergara is on there. The outfit she had on the other night. I might start watching this show. It was. Just a little black bando. Uh-huh. She's she's my age, Bob.

SPEAKER_01 46:17

Yeah, well, she looks better than you do.

SPEAKER_00 46:19

Way better than I do. Yeah. I mean, if you can run on that treadmill a little close to the bar, I might be right behind you running too. Because I need to get in better shape. Or she'll never want me.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Your bank account won't allow her to watch.

SPEAKER_00 46:37

Oh, fucking bank account. 33 cents a day, folks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:41

Um and Brad could have a chance with Sophia Vergara.

SPEAKER_00 46:44

Oh, Nikki Campbell, you remember her? Oh, she's QSAC now. She uh sent a message the other day and she said, Your new pay thing isn't working for me. Huh? And I said, What are you talking about? It works. So I slammed a dollar through there again to make sure it works. Yeah, it works. And she says, No, you guys keep saying 33 cents a day, and I'm trying to set it up to take 33 cents a day. Do a dollar a day. Yeah. So she's you know, she's still doing it on the uh buzz sprout, which God bless her. But uh I would have laughed if I would have seen that every fucking day, 33 cents. Oh, so funny, you know, thinking about it, but at the same time, if I was the person giving 33 cents a day, I'd lose my fucking mind seeing 33 cents, 30 days a day. Really? Red bottle of you? Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

Oh, I'd I'd do it and chuckle.

SPEAKER_00 47:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:39

Oh, that's fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 47:40

Oh fuck yeah. So we gotta schedule some time to get up to Hubbardston, drink a few beers with her and hubby if he uh he's around. I don't know if she allows him to go out much or not, because I never see him with her.

SPEAKER_01 47:56

We gotta go down to the shop, see the boys at BCR too.

SPEAKER_00 47:59

Yeah, we do. Yeah, I get over there. I gotta take a couple laps in one of them little cars.

SPEAKER_01 48:04

Yeah, yeah. Right around the driveway.

SPEAKER_00 48:07

Yep, that's all I want. Tear it up. He sell his house yet?

SPEAKER_01 48:11

Uh nope, but I think they got an offer on it just uh the other day.

SPEAKER_00 48:15

They're gonna take the offer? I don't know. People are weird like that. I got a couple friends trying to sell their place and they got offered 15, 20 grand less than what they're asking. They said no.

SPEAKER_01 48:27

Well, you know the market's fucked up because lately you put a house up for sale for say 150, which good luck finding a house for 150. But say it's 150, it ended up selling for 180, 190 because they get in these bidding wars. I know if I don't over-offer, I'm not gonna get it.

SPEAKER_00 48:47

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

Real estate market, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 48:51

Well, if I'm selling something, got a number up here, that's what I need.

SPEAKER_01 48:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:56

If you get over that, fuck it. Right. I'm getting rid of it. I'm not gonna hold on to it in the closet.

SPEAKER_01 49:02

Right.

SPEAKER_00 49:02

You know?

SPEAKER_01 49:03

Um You're finally gonna come out of the closet?

SPEAKER_00 49:05

Yeah. Ha ha. Um. Shit.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

Oh, that was a good thought.

SPEAKER_00 49:16

Yeah, it was too. You should have heard it.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

I was hoping to.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

I've been dreaming like a motherfucker too. I don't know what's going on, but the last Do you remember your dreams? Three weeks. Um, I do in the morning, and I should get a journal so I can write down my dreams because a lot of times there's something that happens that I want to tell people about.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

Hey, you got a phone pewter right there that's got a journal on it.

SPEAKER_00 49:37

I could probably talk to her. Say, hey, Siri.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:41

Right down the stream.

SPEAKER_01 49:43

And she's like, oh, well, absolutely, Brad. That was a wonderful dream. Did you think about me naked?

SPEAKER_00 49:48

What does she what do you think she looks like? In your mind, what does she look like?

SPEAKER_01 49:51

Oh, she's sexy.

SPEAKER_00 49:52

Is she? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

My mind, she's big old set of boobies on her. 120. Long, straight, dark hair.

SPEAKER_00 49:59

Speaking of big boobies. I saw a meme the other day. It's uh as a husband and wife sitting on the couch. Uh-huh. And he's looking at her and he says, Hey babe, if you lost your feet in an accident, would you still buy shoes? And she says, What would I need shoes for? I don't have any feet. And he said, Then why are we wasting all this money on bras? Oh, I laughed harder than I should have. That's hilarious. Oh, I thought so.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

What uh so we got the motorcycle ride coming up that we're doing. It's just it's not it's not an open invite, so don't everybody fucking jump on your bike and start heading over.

SPEAKER_00 50:46

Right. Right. Easy. Yeah. It's not till the fall, bitches.

SPEAKER_01 50:50

Um we got that coming up this weekend. That'll be fun.

SPEAKER_00 50:53

That will be fun because god damn it. If I look at my miles and smiles this year versus last year, we are behind.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

Very lopsided. Yep, we are.

SPEAKER_00 51:04

Yeah. Matter of fact, Blue Water Cafe fucking sent me a goddamn Facebook friend request and said, Where are you been?

SPEAKER_01 51:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:11

And uh where are you and your loudmouth friend Ben? I I hope you noticed too that this weekend I am not requiring you to travel all the way.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

I know. I know. We're going a whole different direction than we've ever gone.

SPEAKER_00 51:26

Yeah, Kelly said tonight, I didn't know your bike went east. I said, Oh, you settle down now, girl. Oh, yeah. All the way up in the thumb.

SPEAKER_01 51:37

We got a golf outing coming up soon for the fundraiser.

SPEAKER_00 51:40

Two weeks?

SPEAKER_01 51:41

Is that when it is? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 51:43

It ain't the 18th, is it?

SPEAKER_01 51:45

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 51:46

Oh. Well?

SPEAKER_01 51:48

No, it's before that.

SPEAKER_00 51:49

No, can't be. Next week's the 18th.

SPEAKER_01 51:53

No, it's in August, Jack.

SPEAKER_00 51:55

Oh, it's in August? Yeah. Oh, good. Then I got plenty of time. We got a ball game next Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Also, not an open invite.

SPEAKER_01 52:03

Lancing lug nuts.

SPEAKER_00 52:04

Yeah, uh, and what is the stadium called now?

SPEAKER_01 52:08

Uh Cooley Law.

SPEAKER_00 52:09

Is it still Cooley? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:11

No, I think it changed.

SPEAKER_00 52:13

Oh, Jackson National, probably.

SPEAKER_01 52:15

Yep, it's Jackson something.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

Yep. Uh the Lansing Lugnuts, thank you all for overpaying your car insurance, health insurance, and home insurance. So we can afford to sponsor a ball game. Fuck you, State Farm, Geico, Progressive, all them fatherfuckers. If you didn't overpay them fuckers to be on your commercials, we could all afford insurance.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

Yeah. And I'll tell you what, and this is this is being petty. And you can call me fucking Richard because I'm the pettiest motherfucker you ever met. But it irritates me. And all the people local listen to us, they'll they're gonna understand it. All of our uh listeners abroad or out of state. We have a minor league baseball team called the Lancing Lugnuts.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

If you go and look them up and you look at their mascot, it is the furthest fucking thing from a lug nut.

SPEAKER_00 53:16

Do they still have the big purple dinosaur?

SPEAKER_01 53:18

Yeah, I think he still comes around.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

But is that the big lug? Is that who you're talking about?

SPEAKER_01 53:25

No, I'm talking about well, I know I'm talking about the actual logos.

SPEAKER_00 53:31

Oh, what is the logo?

SPEAKER_01 53:32

It's a fucking bolt. A bolt? A bolt.

SPEAKER_00 53:36

They let a woman design that. She didn't know the difference between a bolt and nuts.

SPEAKER_01 53:41

They should be called the Lancing Lag bolts. Because it's a fucking lag bolt that they're their mascot is. Is it really? Basically.

SPEAKER_00 53:49

I'm gonna have to look that up. I didn't realize that.

SPEAKER_01 53:51

Look that up for me. It's frustrating because it's not a lug nut.

SPEAKER_00 53:56

No.

SPEAKER_01 53:56

It's a fucking bolt.

SPEAKER_00 53:58

Oh, I did not. Has it always been that way? Yes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

And I'm I'm irritated with it. I'm being petty.

SPEAKER_00 54:06

No, not necessarily. What's the white caps logo? Are they a white cap? Yeah, they are there a wave. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Straight from the shores of Lake Michigan.

SPEAKER_01 54:18

Huh. What does that look like to you?

SPEAKER_00 54:22

What the fuck? That's a 516 fucking lag bolt.

SPEAKER_01 54:25

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:27

I never noticed that.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

Not a lug nut.

SPEAKER_00 54:30

How do we fix that?

SPEAKER_01 54:31

I don't know. But whoever did it needs to be fucking slapped.

SPEAKER_00 54:35

I never realized that's a crack of horse shit.

SPEAKER_01 54:39

Right there.

SPEAKER_00 54:41

That's two fucking lag bolts. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 54:45

So I take I take a little issue with that.

SPEAKER_00 54:50

That's probably why Cooley doesn't run the show anymore, because they had a bunch of fucking wannabe lawyers that were gonna sue the lug nuts.

SPEAKER_01 54:56

Yeah. Could be, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 54:58

But they call that dinosaur big lug. I'm gonna call him big lag. Friday, you listen to me.

SPEAKER_01 55:03

The dinosaur is not big lug.

SPEAKER_00 55:05

Oh, he's not.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 55:07

Well, who's big lug?

SPEAKER_01 55:08

The lug nut. The lag bolt.

SPEAKER_00 55:11

Lagbolt. What the fuck? Small wonder kids nowadays don't know their fucking ass from moving on the ground.

SPEAKER_01 55:17

Right. What are we teaching these kids?

SPEAKER_00 55:18

That you can be wrong and still be right. Still be right. Now are we uh we still uh direct to the tigers or are we St. Louis or you know?

SPEAKER_01 55:30

No, we're not Tigers.

SPEAKER_00 55:31

Whitecaps are, right?

SPEAKER_01 55:32

No.

SPEAKER_00 55:32

No?

SPEAKER_01 55:33

Toledo Mudhens.

SPEAKER_00 55:34

Oh, and then we go to the Tigers. Yes. They take out the Mudhens. Yep. So that's uh Baseball's a tricky sport.

SPEAKER_01 55:44

It is.

SPEAKER_00 55:45

You got A, AA, AAA, you got minor league, you got you got a thousand different leagues. I mean, if you want to play baseball and you're not playing baseball, you must really fucking suck. Right, right. Because I mean, that's a sport that I probably should have gotten. Either that or golf. Because your career can go on forever.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

I've seen you golf, your career ain't going that far.

SPEAKER_00 56:07

No. You should see me hit a baseball. I mean, you lob it at me. I'd whack that motherfucker, but if you're gonna throw some heat.

SPEAKER_01 56:16

After last summer watching you try to run from the lasso, I don't think your base running's up to par either.

SPEAKER_00 56:22

No, that's why they all gotta go out.

SPEAKER_01 56:24

What's the wrong way? This motherfucker's getting on base if he gets a home run.

SPEAKER_00 56:29

He's gotta breathe at first.

SPEAKER_01 56:31

Can I get a pinch runner? Motherfucker, you hit it on the park and just run the bases.

SPEAKER_00 56:35

Holy fuck. That's like 66 feet at a shot. Yeah. 66, 132, 196, and 66 more to get home. Yeah. Poo.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Somebody get the oxygen ready. Brad's gonna need it.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

We're gonna have a leg race before the end of summer because I think I can beat you. What? It's gonna be length, not speed.

SPEAKER_02 57:01

Oh, you're fucked.

SPEAKER_00 57:02

No. I can I can walk 75 miles.

SPEAKER_01 57:08

Might take me 15 days?

SPEAKER_00 57:12

You bet it takes longer than that. Probably. I walk uh what is that? That's uh 2.7 miles down to the corner and back. And Trish goes out there, she does it in like 20 minutes. I go with her and it's about a 47-minute show. But I'm uh relaxed walker. I like to see what's going on.

SPEAKER_02 57:36

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:37

Yep, horse around a little bit. Um Yeah, I can't just get up there and just fucking here I am.

SPEAKER_01 57:45

Speaking of walking, I did him a good deed the other day, last week. Um obviously.

SPEAKER_00 57:52

Oh, is that the old man that you picked?

SPEAKER_01 57:54

Yeah. Super hot out. Super, super hot out.

SPEAKER_00 57:57

What episode are we in?

SPEAKER_01 57:59

I don't know, thirty eight.

SPEAKER_00 58:03

About the 28-minute mark uh in episode 37. You can hear the story.

SPEAKER_01 58:08

No, it's 57. 58 minutes, actually.

SPEAKER_00 58:11

No, no, this was in last week's episode.

SPEAKER_01 58:14

We didn't do an episode last week.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

The week before that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:17

I didn't save the guy then.

SPEAKER_00 58:19

The guy that was changing the tire? No. Oh, this is a different guy? Yeah. You got a thing for old men. So help anybody change the tire? No, he was changing a tire and you gave him a ride home. No, I didn't. You're setting yourself up for a video clip. I I will take this one, motherfucker. Yeah, you helped an old man. You gave him a ride home. No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 58:49

Not recently, I sure as fuck didn't.

SPEAKER_00 58:52

Every now and then I'm hunting around for uh TikToks, YouTube's, Instagram shares. I'm like, God, I am fresh out of material. Then God just parts his loving hands and says, Brad, let me give you a little something here.

SPEAKER_01 59:06

Yeah. I did not give anybody a ride home with a fucking tire. And I'm gonna stand on that soapbox and fucking preach it. There was something. Anywho. Last week, last week, on Tuesday, we did not do an episode last week. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There was an old guy sitting leaned up against the guardrail in the 95 degree weather, and I was on my way home, saw him leaned up, I said, Oh fuck. I hurried up, whipped around, went and uh checked on him, said, Hey, are you alright? Oh man, I might have overdone it today. I says, Well, get in the truck, turn the air up, got him in the truck, took him home, got him safe.

SPEAKER_00 59:59

What minute mark are we at?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:01

Uh 60, 5960. Um, anyway, so he says, Yeah, I might overdone 78 years old, out there walking all the time. I see him walking most days, but it was just unbearable heat. So I I got him home and got him up to his house and you know, helping the old old duffer out.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:25

Was he thankful?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

He was very thankful. Super nice guy. He says, I think I'm gonna take tomorrow off. I said, I think it's a good idea. Yeah. So while you go on your little tangent and fucking what you're gonna do, I'm gonna go get us a couple more beers. Well, because you can't keep your story straight. Yes, I can!

SPEAKER_00 1:00:44

Oh my god, I cannot wait for this. This is gonna be so much fun for me. I will. Oh my god. Um so uh when you went to the doctor a while back, did you happen to uh did he give you like a memory placement test?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:14

I haven't been to the doctor in four years.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:17

You should go. This is this is not for showmanship here, this is for buddy to buddy. We gotta get you in.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:25

For memory ship?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:26

I think yes. Memory ship, memory. Um it it it's it's what's in your brain that helps you remember thoughts.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:36

I think you're getting a little Alzheimer's. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. I just if it was diagnosed, then I'd know how to handle you. And when you get diagnosed at a doctor, you're not only helping yourself, but you're helping those around you so they know how to deal with you.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:53

Now you're starting to make me fucking question myself.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:56

Oh, I I I wouldn't question yourself. Because I mean, I could be wrong. I've been wrong before.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:02

I don't recall helping anybody with a type.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:10

All right, Billy.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

I did not have sex with that woman. Or that old man.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:15

That's why you're so winded.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:19

He flipped that console up and said I'd sit right in the middle. So the air conditioner would blow better on me.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

You suck bastard. No, I I didn't help anybody with tire.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:34

There's something to it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:36

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:37

And when you're wrong, I'll make a video of me being wrong.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:41

That's never gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:42

I've apologized so many times on this goddamn show, it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:46

It hurts, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:47

It does hurt. It's not fun. Because I mean, you got America and 33 countries that see that we're wrong.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:55

I'm never wrong.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:56

Oh, two. Um, when you go to sign in to Buzz Sprout next time, uh use info at perpetually wrong as the email. Okay. Because I tried adding a user and somehow it changed changed it all. So good to know. Yep, the guy can put some pictures on a web page, but he can't figure out. Yeah, so yeah, that's good to know.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:22

Um boy, summer's almost coming to an end.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:25

Well, we are officially uh getting darker earlier.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:28

I know I hate that already. Doesn't that irk ya?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:31

Nothing worse than getting up in the dark to go to work and coming home in the fucking dark.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:36

Yep. And pretty soon winter time it'll be all of that.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:39

Where can I pack my bags and move to in America that it's still light from say 6 30 in the morning to nine o'clock at night? Is there anywhere in the world?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:53

Doesn't Alaska do that? Like parts of the year? Parts of the year. Like it's daylight, like almost always?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:58

Yeah, and then it's dark.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:59

And then it's dark almost always for another part of the year?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:02

I mean, well, yeah, we can go south and stay warm, but can we stay. Do they have longer days, I guess, is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:09

I don't know. I don't have an answer.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:10

I don't either.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:11

If you're listening and you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:13

Let us know.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:14

Let us know.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:14

By all means. Um I know like if you get down like Costa Rica and shit, they're on the equator, so it's always warm. But I don't know about the sun if it's always if it's light, like long days.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:26

Right. And I don't know that either. But like Hawaii? Yeah. It's like 75 degrees, 80 degrees all year round.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:33

Does it really rain every morning?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:35

Rains every afternoon when we were there.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:37

Yeah. For like 15, 20 minutes. Then stops.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:41

Then it's a nice day again. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:44

Sun comes back up, life's good.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:45

You know what that is to me? Oh, rain's coming in, time to go take a nap.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:50

30 minutes later, you're ready to party. Refreshed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:55

Would you go back there? I would go back there in a heartbeat.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:58

Would you ever go there to live there?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:00

No.

unknown 1:05:00

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:01

No. Um. It's nice. It's beautiful. But to live there long term, I'd I don't like I could spend like a few months there. Could you? Yeah. But to to just live there, I don't know. I like it here. Got everything.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:22

Yeah. But you also like the snow.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:26

I like the snowmobile. I don't like the snow.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:29

Yeah, it's but we're we're not we're closer to winter than we are to summer, I feel.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:34

Unfortunately. I think you're right.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:37

When I was 10 years old, summer felt like it was a whole year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:44

And then you had winter.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:45

And winter didn't seem like it lasted that long.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:47

No, no, it did not.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:49

So I don't know. Getting old sucks.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:55

Everybody says you're golden years, you know, like the old people, not me and you yet. How is there golden? You mean it's gonna get better? Your body's broke the fuck down. Right. You're on a fixed income.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:08

Yeah. Social Security ain't getting it.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:11

No. How did it get better? How are them golden years?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:14

Maybe that's the people that plan and re and save and retire.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:18

Which you can't even do that anymore. You can't do that because you gotta eat.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:22

You got to drive to work.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:24

Oh, boy, big news. I seen a couple senators are uh trying to uh push the state. You want to get a fucking budget, we're gonna bring all our state workers back to work. Did you see that today? Just saw it on Fox News and uh WILX earlier today when I was scooting through the uh Facebook. I read it and they said, you know, we got a lot of empty buildings that we're paying for, and we gotta bring these people back.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:50

And then you read further into the article and they say, Oh, you know, but we'll probably have to give them a raise so they can afford the gas.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:58

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:59

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:00

Get me started on that. Because them motherfuckers are working from home and they're banking the fuck out of their leave time.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:07

And they should be banking their fucking money from all the shit they're saving by not driving it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:12

Yeah. In fact, they've gotten a raise by being able to work from home for so many years. Don't get me fired up on that off the phone.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:19

And I don't know this for a fact, but I'm betting that they probably get a little bit of a bump in their check once a month, once a year, once every week. I don't have for power and fucking uh cell phone. Yep. So fuck you guys. Go back to work, you bitches. Yep. And you know what? I'm just gonna put this out there for them senators because I know one of them listens to us. And you push your plan through. And these state workers say, no, we'll quit. Let them quit. Give me a call, and I'll bring you a 30-man crew. Yeah. That will be happy to show up every day.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:51

More efficient.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:52

Yes. And us 30 guys will do the work of 102.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:56

Yeah. I agree.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:58

So there.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:59

That's my open application to the state.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:02

Oh, that pissed me off when I read that. And then we might have to bump their fucking pay. That is 4140 aluminum.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:13

I'm impressed. Yeah. You don't need that treadmill. You need to back away from the stack of weights. There's another one holding the fucking up there. I use that for a paperclip. Go ahead. Yeah, that that really burned my biscuits. We're gonna have to give them something. No. No, they've been saving for six fucking years.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:31

Yeah, yeah. And building their leave time up. And I'm gonna tell you right now, some of them motherfuckers that work for the state that work from home or remotely or whatever the fuck you want to call it. They're going grocery shopping.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:44

Like, yeah, they are. Fuck. Don't even it's called a trigger, folks.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

Yeah. And it was a hair trigger.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:54

Yeah, but that uh yeah, no. No. The rest of us have been doing it, you can do it. You can fucking suck it up and do it at what you're doing it at.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:03

Boy, I just had to put brakes on the boss lady's car. Oof. I hate, absolutely hate working on street vehicles. I got a lot of time and a lot of experience working on race cars.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:20

They're so much more fun to work on because everything's simplistic.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:24

Made to come apart easy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:25

Quick. And there's not all this extra bullshit. Now, granted, on a brake job, that's pretty basic, pretty easy. But you live up here, everything's got salt, everything's got rust, everything come apart really well. It was an easy job. But I just fucking hate working on streetcars.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:49

I I feel ya. You know, I don't know. And I did the brakes on the front of the truck a couple months ago, and you pull two pens and fucking pads fall out, you slap them in, you put put two pens in. Beautiful. Easy. I gotta do the kids' van this weekend. And yeah, that just I've done them a couple times because the wife she rides more on the brake pedal than she does the gas pedal.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:10

That's where I was going with it.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:11

Oh, yours does the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:14

There is not a woman in this fucking world.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:18

Hold on, this is the segment I like to call Bob pisses off the better halves.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:23

And I'm talking to every one of you fucking broads out there.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:27

That's a lot of them. 51% of our listeners are broads.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:31

These women think that they drive goddamn race cars. They gotta wait till they get all the way to the fucking stop sign of fucking on the brakes.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:44

Did you not see that red octagon coming up? Well, get off the gas.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:50

If you weren't looking at your fucking hood pins or your hood ornament or whatever you want to call it, huh? And you were looking far enough ahead, you'd have known, hey, we've got to slow down here in a minute. We've got to stop. Or these women drive the same fucking route every single day of the week.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:12

They know they put the stop fucking gas pedal through the floorboard for 30 seconds, get off of it, and slow down for the stop sign.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:19

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:20

Why do they drive like that?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:22

Every woman I know is harder on brakes than anybody else. And I'm gonna get my ass kicked for staying saying all this. But you're right, you're not wrong. Hey, hey, if I'm lying, I'm crying, and I ain't shed a fucking tear.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:36

So they all say they drive better than we do.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:45

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:45

That's what they all say.

unknown 1:11:47

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:47

They don't. I'll take that fight all the way to the end.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:52

Brakes constantly.

unknown 1:11:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:55

My brakes are squeaking. Well, maybe if you got off the motherfuckers once in a while. They'll squeak. Holy shit. And you know, like doing the van this weekend, I got it in my head. I gotta stop. I gotta pick up four lug nuts because I gotta get rid of them goddamn fucking well, they call them nuts, so people can't steal shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:15

Oh, the key. Yeah. Key ones.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:18

I hate the fuck out of them. And um, I don't know. The kids had the van for about six months. Trish had it for about five years. I've changed them brakes probably about every 14 months because they just fucking grind the fuck out of them. Well, mine ain't that bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:38

So I guess I guess I'm gonna go ahead and retract just a touch? Just a touch.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:46

But man, these broads are just you get in your truck, you haul a camper, you haul a trailer. You can still get 60,000 fucking miles out of a set of brakes. Minimum.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:57

Yeah, I'm still on my original brakes.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:59

Yeah, and you're at what?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:00

Hundred? One almost twenty?

SPEAKER_00 1:13:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:04

And that's a heavy duty, it ain't even no fucking light brakes.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:08

If a woman was you driving that, you'd be on your third set of brakes. Guarantee you. Yeah. Yep. It drives me fucking bonkers. And you know what else drives me nuts? What? Ring, ring, ring. Hey, what's happening? You never call me during the day. Car's making a noise.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:24

Well, what's the noise?

SPEAKER_00 1:13:26

Well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:27

What's it sound like? Well.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:31

Where's it coming from? You know, what the fuck? Take a moment. Think about it. Pick a corner.

unknown 1:13:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:41

Something. Well, it's just not right.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:44

Well, no shit. That's why you're calling me.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:46

Yep. Give me some information. You know, I call you, Bob. Bob, every time I hit the brakes, I get this high-pitched squeal, and the steering wheel shakes left to right like it's just like a moth head, just going crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:04

Okay, well, we know it's in the front end because it's through your steering wheel.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:06

Oh, okay.

unknown 1:14:08

Huh.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:09

Maybe we'll start there. Give some information. Yeah. Yep. Um, it drives me nuts. And then they get mad at you because you're asking questions. You know.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:20

Well, I'm trying to diagnose it since you're not going to do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:22

Right. But they yell at you then, because now why are you asking me so many questions?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:26

Well because I need to know the answers so I can figure out what the fuck's going on.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:31

You want me to go to AutoZone after work? Or do you want me to go to the dealer and get a new fucking car? Because it's one or the other. And from your information, we may as well go buy a new cooking car.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:41

Because it's about to explode. But I can't make mimic the noise.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:45

Yep. That fucking drives me nuts. But when you get right down to it for all the things women do wrong, there's not a different person I'd rather be sleeping with. I mean, I only got another choice. See that thing I shared on Facebook the other day about uh Donald Trump should just uh pretend to be a woman for a week.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:10

Oh my god, everybody love him.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:11

So then, yeah, either they gotta love him or they gotta admit that it's false. And you are not. You can't be trans.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:19

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:20

I think you should do it. I agree. And why don't he do it? Fuck it. I missed Trump for a week. Well, Dems, what are you gonna do now, you Lib Tard motherfuckers? You gonna admit it's a farce or are you gonna go right along with it and he's our first woman president?

SPEAKER_01 1:15:34

I think he should.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:35

I think that motherfucker should do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:37

Put him in a gown and throw him. Sorry, George Washington, you're stepping aside because our first woman's going on. That's right. Yep. I I think he should. That would be awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:47

I would people would lose their fucking minds.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:50

You can't because But they would. Yeah, I know they would.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:53

And they'd come up with some fucking stupid analogy of why he's doing it and why it's wrong and this and that. He's mocking the transgender. Well, everybody should be mocking the fucking transgender because if you're fucking transgender, you're fucked up in the head. It's a mental illness, it's a cry for attention, it's a fucking fake. You are born with a penis, or you're born with a vagina, and that's the end of the fucking story.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:18

Done. Hallelujah. Where's the aspirin?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:25

Jesus Christ. It's so fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:28

It is. It is. People are fucking dumb as fuck. Oh, you see your boy Donald Trump, he made two billion dollars last year. Where'd he make that at? And all his businesses. Okay, well. So he's smart. So he's smart. Sam Walton does too, or whoever the fuck's running the joint now. Yeah. You don't bitch about him. You know, I don't.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:50

Fucking Nancy Pelosi sure made a fucking mint while she was in there scamming the fucking stock market.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:55

Yeah, didn't her husband just get in some shit again for driving drunk or something? Was it heard something like that? Yep. Stupid motherfuckers. Oh yeah. You know, and if I'm that goddamn fucking rich, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:10

Yep. Somebody driving fucking.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:14

We'd end up crashed. That dumb motherfucker, too. What are you thinking, dude? Maybe go back to the black women because the white ones ain't doing you no favors. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:31

Is he still with the original chick that fucking walloped him with the golf club? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:36

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:39

Well, a quick Google search will tell you that. Yeah, search that. You keep talking.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:42

I'm what a fucking idiot. People are just stupid, dude. You know, hey, I'm playing for the Dallas Cowboys, just signed a $10 million two-year fucking contract, and oh, well, it was fun at the bar that night. I didn't mean to get out my gun and shove it down that stripper's throat. No, you dumb fuck. You know, all these people just fucking away good shit. I don't I can't comprehend it.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:11

According to Google, no Tiger Woods is not still with Ellen Nord Nordegren.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:19

The woman involved in the 2009 golf club incident. Who's he with now? Um he's with one of Trump's daughters.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:26

Nah.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:27

Yeah. I haven't read that yet, but I'm pretty sure that's why that's why he was on the phone with him when he crashed.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:37

I did not know that.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:39

I'm trying to find that out for us right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:44

Well good for him, I guess. Yeah. Let me see. Them Bush daughters, I always wish they would have gotten into Playboy.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:52

Yeah?

SPEAKER_00 1:18:52

Yeah. But they never did. They thought they were too good for.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:59

Yeah. Tiger Woods is dating Vanessa Trump. No shit. The former daughter-in-law of U.S. President Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:07

Daughter-in-law, so who is she married to, Eric? I don't know. I didn't know any of them boys were like yeah. Sure ain't Baron. No. No. He's he's gotta be fucking 20-ish now.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:22

I think he's late teens. Oh. Yeah, I mean the former daughter-in-law of President Trump. So Trump hooked him up with his ex-daughter-in-law? That's kind of weird. Says Woods and Trump originally bonded over golf and their children as their kids attended the same school in South Florida and are both competitive junior golfers.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:50

So I don't know. That's all I got. That's interesting. Wasn't good enough for my son. You want seconds? Here you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:58

I mean, I had no idea.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:02

Yeah. Yeah, I think he should go back to black, probably do him some good. Better cooking than that.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:09

If he gets if he went black back to a black woman and she got pissed at him, it'd be more in a golf club hitting him in the head.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:17

Drag that motherfucker through Walmart, beating the hell out of him. Yeah. I always liked him though. Tiger? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:25

I didn't. I never liked him.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:27

No?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:27

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:27

No. I always thought he was a good good cat.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:30

He's a good golfer. I just never he got too much hype. I I guess maybe I don't I don't like people that get a lot of hype.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:38

You remember? I think his name was Bubba James. He got into Motocross. He was the first black guy to get into that.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:43

Yeah, I know who you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:45

I can't remember his name. Yeah, I don't think it was Bubba James. No, that sounds made up. Sounds completely. Bubba Stewart? No. No, he raced Stewart. That's the race car guy. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I can't even. I think his last name was Stewart, though. James Stewart. James, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep, that's exactly what he's doing. He was pretty good too there. Yeah. Um. Uh Michael Jordan.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:06

Oh, Michael Jordan was the goat.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:08

I'd like to meet him.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:11

I don't think he's as nice as people make him out to be.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:14

Probably not.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:15

So one of these days. We're gonna go find some famous people.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:22

You found me.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:23

Well, I did.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:24

I found you.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:25

And we made each other famous.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:26

Yeah. We weren't famous when we met.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:28

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:29

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:29

Just a fucking beer roller and a goddamn chicken carrier. Yep. Um, yeah, I don't know. Fucking why didn't you like Tiger? You think he just I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:40

I just because I think everybody else liked him.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:43

I like to go against the green.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:45

Oh, I've noticed.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:46

Like, everybody's like, oh, I like that. I'm like, it's not for me.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:51

Um I've been wife's been looking up. So she shows me pictures and stuff. My new husband? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, I'd go with that one. What's his name? Ken? Yeah. He treats you right, dear. Yeah. No, of like uh bars and places to go hang out. Your wife sent me a couple texts the other day about, hey, we should go to these places too. So they're both doing it.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:20

There's a lot of fun looking places. The problem I've got with a lot of these quote unquote fun places is they don't really look like they're mining your style places. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um we went down to Detroit and we went to that container ship fucking restaurant bar.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:43

Yeah, yeah, kind of neat, but it wasn't really my cup of tea. Type of people.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:49

Yeah. It was more hipster.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:52

Yes. Yep. And I look like shit and skinny chicken.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:55

We're not hipsters.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:56

No. I can't even grow a beard, dude. Can you grow a beard? Like a big woolly mammoth one if you wanted to.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:03

I don't have the patience or the fucking time to deal with that.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:07

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:08

Well, you probably could because you're furry.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:10

I'm sure I could.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:11

I got enough hair on my ass, I could weave an Indian blanket.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:15

That fucking you badmouth Malachi earlier. Yeah. That fucker has got a full on alpaca on both cheeks.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:25

Does he?

SPEAKER_00 1:23:25

Oh my god. I don't know how fucking it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:28

You know what I you want to know what I took from Malachi's phone call the other night?

SPEAKER_00 1:23:32

Huh?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:34

That he is not one on, and I mean this, and I don't mean it to be offensive.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:43

Is this Saturday night's phone call? Yeah. Because that wasn't Malachi.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:47

No, Malachi was on the phone. Was he? Yeah. Oh, did I give it to him? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He wanted to go to the phone. You gave it to him, and this is where I'm going with it. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:54

Yeah, I see where you're going. Yep. I forgot about that part.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:57

He is not in control of anything. Especially his household.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:10

Well, he's just starting his household, so I think the whole reason he wants to spend more time with you is so you can show him how to get a grip. Are they married? No, they're getting married next year this fall, I think.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:25

We should be the DJs for it.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:27

Oh, he would do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:31

But I think he really wants to get some of your because you know he sees how I get bossed around, pushed around. Yeah. And he's starting to get a little bit of that from his timid dog. Yeah. So when she I think you should offer a goddamn class.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:46

During the phone call, I was trying to talk to him, and I was talking to him, and then next thing you know, I'm talking to her. Oh, because she stepped in and she took over and she started vouching for him and telling me, oh, this and that, he's this, he's that. Listen, lady, go make him a sandwich during our phone conversation, and I'll talk to you when we're done.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:14

This explains a lot, because I was missing in that part.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:17

Yes, you were.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:18

But now I know why. I understand because after he hung up the phone, he uh said, Brad, can I pick the next song? And I said, You can. And she took the fucking phone. It was, I need you now. He was like trying to send out a signal that he needed you. But I wasn't there to listen to him. No, he needed somebody to show him the ropes.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:42

So, Malachi, I'm gonna give you a one-off advice right here. It's time to nut up or shut up. You need to take charge of your household. Because if you don't do it now, you'll never get it back.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:56

I can detest to that. Or attest to that, yes. So you should. You should offer a if I put some flyers together for a um Bob Hyank relationship, six-hour class on Saturday, lunch included. $110 per person. It's like an $80. $80 per person.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:19

I want to give a discount. I want these people to feel good when they leave.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:21

Right. What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 1:26:24

I'll do it every Saturday.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:26

I bet we could book the class.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:28

Weather permitting.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:29

Oh yeah. Because I think a lot of fucking young men they grew up in the social media area with the uh Beth Dutton's of the world, and they think that's perfectly normal and acceptable. I mean, next thing you know, just getting ran over and taken advantage of. Right. You can't piss without pissing all over your cage.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:53

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:56

We'll we'll start I'll I will gladly put on a class.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:59

I'm gonna check into the legals on that to make sure that we can uh do that without getting in some sort of trouble.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:07

Why would we get in trouble? It's freedom of speech.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:10

Yeah, but I don't know if you can charge people for a class for something that you're not really. I mean, you do it well.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:18

I got 41 fucking years of experience. Don't tell me I'm not well, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:23

Well, you know, I'm just saying. I don't know. We'll have to we'll have to check on that. Because I would love to. I can sit there and I can hand out the um business cards and I can hand out water while you tell these kids.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:40

You will not be handed out a fucking water. There will be a chick in a bikini walking around passing out water drinks to show these men what they could have if their woman don't act right.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:54

Can I at least follow her around just kinda ogle?

SPEAKER_01 1:27:57

Well you're gonna supervise.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:00

Bend more when you hand them the water. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:04

Why did you bring a two-piece bikini?

SPEAKER_00 1:28:06

So I'm got it. Where's the one piece? Fuck it, Bob. Huh. On the uh even Saturdays, we teach the men your advice. And then on the odd Saturdays, we have women's class where we teach them how to open and close dishwashers, preset heat in the oven, and treat their men right.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:31

You're in charge of that class. We got both ends of the world marketed.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:36

We are going to build, we are single-handedly going to take the divorce rate right down.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:43

To nil.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:44

Well, no, no, no, because they're still stupid people. Oh. They're going to fuck it up.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:48

Think we can get it down 20% though?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:51

I think we can drop it at least 10%.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:53

And if we save 10% of the marriages in our area, fuck yeah. We are doing a public service.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:00

We are at that point.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:01

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:02

Yep. Huh. I'm going to work on that. I hope you do. Yep. God, can you imagine Saturday morning at 9 a.m.? Just staring at the room, and you're like, all you useless fucking men. And then you go into this next speech.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:20

Fucking podwhackers.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:23

We would. Fucking governor probably call us and be like, God, you drop the divorce rate of Michigan like nobody's business.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:29

You damn right we did. Yeah. Because we care. That's right. Because we care. And we want love to live. That could be our slogan.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:40

Want love to live.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:42

I like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:43

I come up with that on a fly.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:45

And I could sell those signs for $59.95 every other Saturday, and they could bring it home and put it up above their couch.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:51

That's you're being your price gouging there.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:53

$39.95. All right. One on the house.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:58

$19.95.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:00

$19.95. Buy one, get one.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:03

Do you have her merch put up on the website yet?

SPEAKER_00 1:30:06

Not yet.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:07

What the fuck have you been doing?

SPEAKER_00 1:30:10

It's been a busy couple of weeks. I've been getting beat up in the courtrooms.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:15

We got shirts. We got cancus. Would it be improper to give her a shout-out?

SPEAKER_00 1:30:21

Do you think she listens?

SPEAKER_01 1:30:22

Who?

unknown 1:30:24

Martin.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:27

Who? Josh Martin.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:29

Oh. No, she don't listen where a kid does.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:33

Cade, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:30:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:34

Cade? Tell your mother thank you from the bottom of my heart.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:39

Anispecker.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:42

Mention my name. She'll know who I am, and I mean genuine thanks. But at the same time, that girl looks like she could be smoking hot. Oh yeah. Shoo. What's that kid doing? Is he playing bow and all of it?

SPEAKER_01 1:30:58

I'm not sure what he's up to.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:59

I don't see him in uh any of uh Hoogie or Ashton's fucking videos and shit anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:06

He's working for Hoogie and Ashton.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:08

He is.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:09

So uh well, they're out partying on the boat. That poor motherfucker's mowing.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:12

Yeah. Huh.

unknown 1:31:14

Huh.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:14

Good to be a business owner.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:16

I should hire him for me.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:18

You should.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:18

Yeah. Offer him double what them cheap fucks are paying them.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:21

I bet it wouldn't take much to double that.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:25

Do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:26

Then you get every Friday off.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:30

Huh. Nah, he needs to be supervised.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:33

I think he probably does. Yeah. God dang.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:39

Well, I think we can wrap it up for today.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:41

Hey, thanks, Ryan. I got a bottle from Bob that you gave him. Okay, now we can wrap it up. All right.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:47

Well, sorry we missed you guys last week. We'll be back next week.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:52

Better than this week.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:55

I'm just going to go ahead and say it now. Yep. I'm not promising anybody. Yep. Because we've only got like 2% listening at this point right now. We're going on a bike trip on Saturday. You're going to bring that. I may bring the mobile studio.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:09

I'm going to bring the extra microphones.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:11

We might just make something happen.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:13

We are. And the wives will be on it for at least a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:16

We'll see.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:17

Because they gotta it'd be the perfect time to do it, Bob. Yeah, I think so. Because they gotta be cool. Yeah, because otherwise they can walk home. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:23

I'd like you to think. Yes. All right. So we'll catch you on the next one. As always, stay positive, test negative. We'll see you later. Bye bye.