Episode 42....The Wives!

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SPEAKER_01 0:01

You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong. Everybody, this is the show that you have been waiting for. Everybody's been bitching. Everybody's been saying we're gonna quit listening if you don't give us the wives like you promised.

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We should have done this on a Sunday.

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! So, here it is. This is the wives episode. I would first like to introduce my beautiful wife, Kelly. With an eye. With an eye. Aye, aye, aye. That's right. And then we have Brad's lovely wife, Trisha. Hello. So here it is. This is like makes me think of one of those MTV shows where like the truth comes out. Lil Maury. That too. Like, you are not the father.

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Oh my god, this is when I find out that the Mexicans not really.

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Do we have to do this tonight?

unknown 1:05

Yeah.

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So planning on that, Brad.

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Yeah, yeah, it's right back here. So here we are. I hope you guys enjoy this. Please. This is gonna be.

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If you ever showed up enough to let us talk, we'll speak our piece.

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Wow, I was trying to give you a big introduction, and this is the thing. Sorry, thank you. Then I give her an intro. I feel honored, Bob. Thank you. Yeah, at least somebody appreciates me around here. Because that motherfucker don't. How'd that feel?

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I've never had her appreciation.

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It was it was felt really heartwarming. Yeah.

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So tingle a little.

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So this this is tonight's show. This is the is it episode 42? It is. And it's episode 42, The Wives. We're finally there.

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So here we are. Alright, so let's get started.

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Yeah, go ahead. What do you have to say for yourself?

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All right. Well, I'm gonna bring up one thing. Last night, God, we were over at uh I'm not gonna say their names, they know who they are.

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Uh Dan and Jenny.

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Oh, she's just like you, man. Alright, yep. So, anywho, we're over there, and they were talking about when they met, and says, uh, yeah, I was nervous on my first date because I didn't know what people like. You know, what do the kids like these days? Bush, no bush. So she called like six friends. Do I shave it? Do I leave it on? Well, I'm hearing the story, and all I'm thinking is you're gonna fucking put it to them on the first date right there when you do a wedding wing.

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But so, do you how do you guys keep up with that? Yeah, say say you leave us, yeah, which would be the dumbest thing you ever did. Oh, and you go back out on the market. Would it though?

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And you're going out to my life decisions.

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You're going out for your first date. Are you planning on getting railed? Or are you planning on I might kiss him on the cheek?

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Did we buy a six-pack of hanes or did we uh get out the good ones?

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I always wear the same one.

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I do.

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Wear the same underwear every day? No, no. Can you repeat the question? Are we answering if we're leaving you or leaving on the first day? No, you're not leaving. Can we repeat? Foolish.

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You know what? I just realized we're not even five minutes in, are we?

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Uh three.

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Three minutes in. And I just realized how much me and you jump tracks. Because they can't even keep up. Yeah.

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Oh, I can keep up. I just wanted you to clarify.

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Clarify. Um, what question should we have?

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See, you don't even know the question. Whether they're leaving us or what they're going to do on the first date. Yeah, what are you going to do on the first date?

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Like, are you looking for somebody that resembles us?

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Oh, God, no. No.

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Maybe the part of this thing from if we left you, why would we go back to that?

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I would say whatever the opposite of you is, that's what I'd go for.

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So uh fat, ugly, and broke.

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Exactly.

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Queer. She said opposite.

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Yeah.

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You guys brought the bag of jokes.

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We did. Yeah. Kelly did. We learned it from you.

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Do you guys feel a little weird that you know there's 40,000 people staring at you?

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Not at all. Not really. No.

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Well, that's because they're used to being around us who are world famous.

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We were at the bar tonight, and that girl came up and said, Oh my god, it's Bob and Brad. Yeah. I think she's talking to Kelly, but we were there. Yeah. Sounded like Bob and Brad.

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I do believe she said, Oh my god, it's Kelly. She did.

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And you hang out with Bob and Brad? Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm married to one.

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Yeah.

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And then she said, I picked you for something totally opposite. So, all right, what do you guys want to talk about? I mean, anything and everything. I I forgot my iPad, so my notes are upstairs. Um, how about this? You're laying there. And uh your mate is down there. Oh no, no, no, no. We're just gonna Yeah. It could be down there, it could be jostelin, and you say, Oh my god, I'm gonna come. Why does the guy always speed up and wreck it?

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They don't realize that happens.

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You don't realize that happens. So when when we're going to Poundtown, no, because I usually come. If I say I'm gonna come, I'm usually I might hold it. No, no, no. He you you misunderstood the question.

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These questions are so hard.

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When we're going when we're going to What I see is on the back of my baseball card, it says come percentage, 99%.

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Bob's undefeated in our house.

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Oh, that's right. I am undefeated. So what he's trying to say is if we're if we're just pouring the coals to you and we're and we got some rhythm going on and whatnot, and you say, No, don't come, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he misspoke.

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That's totally why don't you say that? Okay.

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Because he misspoke. I misspoke. So when a woman tells a man, no, don't come, like that's like an instant accelerator. Yeah, like it's game over. Like if you say, No, don't come when they're there and they're fighting the urge as bad as they can because they're trying to make it last as long for you as they can, and you say that, it's like somebody flips a switch. We say that on purpose.

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Baby flip switch to make it over. I'm ready to go to bed. No, baby, don't come. That's how that works, right, Kelly?

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I feel completely defeated right now.

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I mean, you know what?

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There's one asshole right now listening to this saying, these dumb motherfuckers, and it's your brother Mac.

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But that that is a true thing that whenever you're speeding into mess up. When a woman says, No, don't come, like you, there's no way to hold that back.

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No.

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It's impossible. And and every one of you man, men out there, you're fucking if you disagree with us, you're a lying motherfucker.

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Maybe that's what you should have said when we were at Rock the Country last year when you were ready to go for a walk, and Bob was game over the game over.

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Instead, I get uh Trish, come look at this.

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Trish come.

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That's this weekend. It is. It is, and not even sad we're not going. Not even a little bit. They fucked the people. Just a little bit? I'm not sad at all.

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I'd like to see Aldean and Kid Rock again.

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And we had so much fun, but we're not gonna replicate it. They they fucked the consumers by jacking the prices up on the camping and the tickets and the whole nine yards, and uh dis disappointed.

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And you know what? I'm not gonna lie. It's been over a year because it was earlier last year.

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It was a year.

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And my credit card still doesn't have room for a beer.

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Not there. That was really expensive.

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Yeah, but it was fun.

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It was a good time.

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Um, I saw Hoogie got a girlfriend. You follow him on Facebook?

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I do. Yeah, I saw you did. I just saw a post today, actually.

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Yeah, their uh concert.

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At a concert, yeah.

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I mean, I assume it's a girlfriend. It they just said we like going to a concert together.

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Could be a tranny.

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There was a picture of him with a girl. Well, I know that, but how do you know it's a girlfriend? Oh, really? Or is that just a friend? Oogie, phone in, let us know. Yeah, I'll see. Yeah.

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What do you mean?

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Inspiring minds want to know.

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And she tells me she's just how's that going?

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A friend. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You you got what I need.

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You say he's just a friend.

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Okay, I gotta ask you too. Because I never get to talk to Kelly much. This one's for Kelly.

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What?

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When you guys are on the bike, I got a lot going on back there. You do.

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You never see it because you're always in front of us until she falls asleep.

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But when we get up to the stop sign, uh-huh. Would you prefer the the driver chauffeuring you around would just hit that volume down button? Or do you like it the way it is? What'd you say? No!

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I mean, there's sometimes where I wonder why the volume. I mean, it's right there on the thumb.

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I hear you guys a hundred yards away.

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Yeah. Or like we pull into a gas station and it's like and then I'm like, oh god. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, but I have no control over it.

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So oh no, you can't control the gas.

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Yeah, I have controls back there, but I for her for her speakers. That's my speakers.

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Yeah.

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But I'm gonna tell you right now. But I do sometimes wonder why why we don't turn it down in more appropriate times, but I don't ever question it. But thank you for putting me on the spot.

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I am a relationship mender. Can I so I like to break it down and then mend it?

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Huh? That's where we're going to. Because like your fit, your hands are right there, right? And the it's right on your thumb. So, like, I mean it's pretty much. Can you not reach it?

SPEAKER_01 10:01

Oh, yeah, you should be able to hit that. So can I can I defend myself? Of course, it's your turn. It's your turn until I overspeak. So go ahead. Often. Um that is by design that I do that.

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You like it that way? So you don't have all of this?

SPEAKER_01 10:17

No. I like it. No, that's not why. Okay. You're not trapping me. That's entrapping me. I I like to do that because of the sole fact that generally every time that we're that it we are riding, you're there, and I know that it pisses you off something fierce.

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That might be why.

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That's exactly why I do it. It drives me off. It is the only reason.

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How many times do I tell you? I wish that motherfucker turned that down when he gets up to the stop sign.

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Every time. And that's exactly why I do it. And there's no other reason that I leave it up that loud, other than the fact that I know it pisses you off, so I do it just because I'm inside just giggling like.

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Why do you think that pisses me off, though? Because it's something that shouldn't.

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It shouldn't, but it does, and that's why I do it, because I like to piss you off.

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It's irritating as fuck.

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So now that you finally broke and brought it up, because I've been waiting for I've been waiting for this moment. So now that I know that, and I've I've won, I will start turning it down.

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I should have said something years ago.

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Yeah.

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Because I remember, fuck, I had, I think it was six boxes of chicken tenders, two boxes of apple fritters on my two-wheeler. Yeah. Pushing it through the door, and this motherfucker rolling a keg. His earbuds are so goddamn loud. Oh my god. And I said, dude, get your fucking deer out of the way. And he just looked at me like Van Hammer.

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Yeah, man. Yeah. Because you guys met before. This is the story about how you guys met. Is this how this is playing?

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I was actually listening to Eminem. Yeah. When it happened. And I was like singing and dancing with my keg and wheeling around.

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He was trying to get in the same cooler and I was backing up. And he's like, why does this motherfucker keep backing his ass up?

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Then the song changed and it was like, hey, big girl, but I get up. And I was like, oh, he can hear my music. He likes it. Huh.

unknown 12:10

Huh.

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You done with your chair over there? Oh yeah, what's going on?

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He's kind of like a marriage.

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He's kind of like a car alarm.

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He is. No, me. No, I'm like a barking dog.

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You are like a barking dog, but more like you're loud but very useless amount of information. Everybody just kind of looks like.

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Usually I say a barking dog. We've been, it will be 15 years of wedding bliss.

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How long have you two acted alike?

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Oh, yeah. I mean. Huh? You have to admit it.

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If I close my eyes, whether you want to or not. And I could put you or her through a voice changer so it was similar voices. I wouldn't know which asshole I was talking to, to be honest.

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Did you just call me an asshole?

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I think he did.

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A little bit.

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Okay.

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Do we want to talk about your imperfections?

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Oh, I have none.

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Oh, yeah. Popular will tell you that Brad is so funny, living with him must be the funniest thing in the world.

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Oh, can we go? Can we tell that story? Yeah. Can we tell the story about how sad you were about being funny? Oh my god. Go ahead. Okay.

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This is the best Brad story. So Brad and I went out with uh the sister-in-law or my sister-in-law, his sister and brother-in-law. And we had a few drinks, and we get home, and we're sitting in the garage watching the girls play, and Brad's sitting in the corner. He says, Trish, come sit on my lap. I said, Okay, Brad, I'll sit on your lap. I know, isn't it cute? And so I sit on his lap and he looks at me, all serious. Trisha, you just don't know how hard it is. How hard what is, Brad?

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That's dick you're sitting on the bottom. You just go.

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I was thinking, right? No, I'm sitting on his lap. So that's what I'm thinking. No, it doesn't go that route at all. No, Trish, you don't know how hard it is. What, Brad? Being me. Why is it so hard being you, Brad? Well, when you're as funny as I am, and people just expect you to be funny all the time. Do you know how hard it is to be funny on command? It is so exhaustive. Oh my god.

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You know it.

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Explain it to us, please. Yes.

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Alright. So if I were to You cried over this?

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Oh my god, yes. No, he was on the most in tears.

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I had a dribbler.

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Yeah. You were that emotional. He compared himself to Robin Williams. It's what? He compared himself to Robin Williams. It's hard. That's why Robin killed himself. It is. Could it be funny?

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Did you ever say it because it was hard being? Did you ever see that quote from Robin Williams? The the hardest part is no, it's great to make people laugh, but it's hard when they don't see how hard you're working to make them laugh.

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Something like that. Something like that.

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Basically saying my life is shit. And but I get joy out of making you laugh.

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He's a hundred percent right.

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Yeah. Um it sucks. We try every week.

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Yeah.

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And goddamn, thank God to Dan fucking Richards because he laughs his ass off at every episode.

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At least somebody does.

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We got one guy that we can count on.

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So I'm gonna I'm gonna argue that with you. You can. I appreciate Dan. But you know, Ryan, my buddy Ryan I work with. Yeah, Dick Pill. Yeah, Dick Pill Ryan.

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I like him.

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He uh he talks about all the time. He's like, man, I listen to you for 10 hours a day at work. He says, and I still listen to every minute of every episode because I love listening to it.

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Which is insane, because if I listen to you, that's why like we joke around about working together. One of us would be fucking dead. Yeah, we'd laugh to death.

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I do have to say, most times when we're all together, right?

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We are pretty funny.

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Yeah.

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Kelly's face hurts because she's laughing so hard. Yeah.

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Um, thank you for bearing that burden of being funny for the rest of us. People say we can enjoy it.

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How do you think Jesus felt dragging that across you town? I know.

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Yes. Don't compare yourself to Jesus. Oh, we're like second and third. Yeah, I mean I mean we saw Trump last week.

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Next guy we're gonna see probably be Jesus.

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Yeah. Yeah. Bob almost did this weekend.

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What'd you do?

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At the golf outing. Oh I was ready to push him in the pond, knowing all well that he can't swim. Yeah.

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Yeah. I was and she took my boat coat before she pushed me in. I was uh I I made the mistake of getting really drunk Friday night. And went to bed at 3 40 in the morning. Pause and entertain me just a bit here. Yes.

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Who were you drinking with till three in the morning?

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I will not say you are you that's the second time you've tried to entrap me.

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Go fauci on it.

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I played the film. Big things for the back of cheers to that. But anywho, you were drunk. Anyway, a family member of mine got me really drunk.

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You are direct family.

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In-law.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yep. And 3 40 in the morning we went to bed. Having to be to the golf course at 8 a.m. We didn't make it.

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Oh, you didn't?

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8 15, 8 20, somewhere in there.

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It was like 8 30. What 8 30?

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Anyway. Needless to say, I was still inebriated getting to the golf course. And instead of slowing my roll to a pimp stroll, like I was told. Nope.

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Nope.

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Started pounding the beers.

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Couldn't figure out why he was slicing every hit. He even what am I doing? What am I what am I doing? Uh I don't know.

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Do you remember the whole game? None of it.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

No, I remember the whole game. I don't remember much after the game.

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How much after the game do you not remember? Like seventh hole after the game? That's weird that we played six holes.

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No, he fell asleep leaning on the counter, and I said, Why don't you just go take a nap? I don't need to take a nap, like a four-year-old. And then everyone else in the room read the room and was like, Yeah, I'm gonna go lay down. I think I'm gonna take a nap. So then he conceded and said, Yeah, okay.

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So then I do remember going to the bedroom and taking a nap.

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I was never so happy to see him pass out.

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And when I took that nap, I took it real serious. I mean, I took it very serious because I started sleeping at four in the afternoon, and I did not get out of bed again until seven o'clock the next morning.

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Poor Kelly over here. It was perfect. Ringing the sheets at the end.

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What time did you go to bag, Kelly?

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Uh, not till like 12 31 o'clock. Oh, well. All the people that he invited over showed up. Well, you know, when you sent that well, okay, I told you not to. Yeah, no. Hey, get your asses over here.

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She says, Are we going?

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And I said, Are we loading up the wagons and the maxing, or are we just staying home?

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If he texts me back, we'll hook up the wagon, we'll head over.

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I should have an automatic text.

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Oh, you should have. While I was sleeping. You're gonna have to start doing that.

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Yeah.

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I did go check a couple times to make sure he was still breathing.

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And didn't piss the bat.

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And didn't piss the bat. That's good. Because he was there for so long, I thought for sure that's what was gonna happen. He didn't piss on the floor either, miraculously.

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Uh I was drinking a lot of bushlight, and then I made a drink called Transfusion, which is a golf drink. Good. Tasted like dirty asshole. It was gross. Great.

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I'll never make amazing vodka and ginger ale.

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Ooh.

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Ooh.

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Everybody else. I gave that to you. I found it on the interweb and made it in a gallon jug, and I forced it upon everybody.

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That was for you, Teresa. That's your sister's name, right? Yeah. And uh just when I chew.

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So everybody else really liked the drink. I was not a fan.

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But you drank it.

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But I did. Because I was drunk and stupid.

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Luke Skywalker never wanted to fight his own dad, but when it came down to it, he did it.

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When push comes to show.

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Yep. So Do you think uh Chewbacca's got a big dog deck?

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Probably.

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Or a human dick.

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Probably a dog deck.

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He's a big hairy guy in Star Wars.

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I feel like if he had a dick, wouldn't you see it? Because it'd be in front of him and he's a big tall motherfucker. Do you see a dog's dick every time it runs around the arc? But the dog isn't standing up.

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If it was, you wouldn't see the red rocket.

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Right. You'll see the package.

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You didn't think that one through, did you? So aside from all of us belittling each other. Do we do that?

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You guys do a very good job.

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I was at work today, and we use pencils to write down a lot of our paperwork stuff at work.

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Number two?

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Yes.

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Number one let it is not good. It won't read in a computer.

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Right.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

So you gotta scan your paperwork?

SPEAKER_01 21:26

No.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Why the number two?

SPEAKER_01 21:28

That's just what they buy. But when is the last time you used a modern day number two pencil? And this is for everybody. It's probably been a while. They're kind of obsolete, outdated.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

I'm a big gel pen guy.

SPEAKER_01 21:45

The kids for school. We'll get to that here after this part. Yeah, I don't Does Lucas use them?

SPEAKER_03 21:51

I don't They have them at school.

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Yeah, I don't know. Are they the clickers like you run out of line?

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They have regular girls.

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I'm talking straight up yellow. Yeah. Wooden.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

I used to do that just so I can fucking get it shorter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

Yeah. So we use number two pencils. And they're empires? They are a staple brand.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

And I'm gonna tell you right now.

SPEAKER_02 22:13

What I pay in taxes, we could get you empires.

SPEAKER_01 22:16

Well, I don't know if it's brand specific, but I have a huge bitch about these number two pencils. Why? Because I remember doing arithmetic back in the day.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

And you could write a lot with a freshly sharpened number two pencil.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

All the way down to the nubbin.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

Yeah. And it would still write pretty decent. These ones, these staples brand ones, and I don't know if it's them or not, but you you write two words, and the motherfucker's half dull, and it's smearing the lead all over the place.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

You wanna know why? Why? I'll tell you why. Tell me. That's why I stopped using number two pencils. The graphite that we used used to come from fucking Shepherdsville, Idaho. This is true.

SPEAKER_04 23:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Shepherdsville, Idaho. That's a big graphite.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

Company, mine.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

Okay. And like so many other things that we're running out of, we're running out of graphite. So the graphite nowadays in a number two pencil, number one, two, but nobody uses those, is mixed with iron and some other oxide, something that ends in oxide. And I think that's probably why you're having the problems that you're having.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

So it's not as stout as it once was. It's not stout. Because there's less graphite, more I think.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Escobar would have came up here after he stomped all over that coke, he wouldn't be who he was today.

SPEAKER_01 23:39

Correct. But I was bitching about that at work today. I'm like, is it just me or do these pencils not last for the fuck compared to what they used to do?

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Do me a favor, too.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

What?

SPEAKER_02 23:49

You go to work tomorrow? Yep. Get a pencil. Yep. Write something down, some bullshit. Flip it around, try to erase it. Tell me if it smudges or if it erases it.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Yes. I can already tell you that because I I fuck up. I'm like, oh no. And I turn around. And the erasers, the erasers are like a fucking trying to use a goddamn car tire. There's no s no softness to them no more. Did you just say you make a mistake? Yeah. First time.

SPEAKER_04 24:13

Wow. Did you hear that, Kelly?

SPEAKER_01 24:15

I thought I was wrong once, but I was just confused.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

Well, yeah, but you can't erase anymore. No, because it just smears. No. Well, how about uh them them blue erasers? You ever had any good luck erasing ink?

SPEAKER_04 24:29

No. No. That's dumb.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

That's what they told you it was.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

They didn't. It didn't work. It doesn't work.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

Ever. Yeah, you two went to college.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

Didn't work then? No, no. So yeah, I just I I just didn't think I could be the only one having any issue these issues with these number two pencils.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

No, it's the graphite count. Um, something else, too. Uh you grew up kind of poorish like I did.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

These two. Yeah, whatever. Oh, you want another doggy? Here, Daddy, get you a lion. But anywho, um remember what a big deal it was if you could get a four-clicker pen. The blue pen.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

I used to like the four clicker pen. All the colors. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

Did you ever have a very big one?

SPEAKER_04 25:10

Like ten colorful colors. That's what I'm thinking of. Oh my god, amazing. Hey, hey, and then you tried. They were scented.

SPEAKER_01 25:19

Spoiled.

SPEAKER_04 25:20

Four clicker?

SPEAKER_03 25:22

Ten clicker.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:24

And scented. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

You never had a ten-clicker pen?

SPEAKER_02 25:27

No. Show me.

SPEAKER_03 25:28

Oh my god. You were amazing. I'm gonna get you one for your phone.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

Oh, hi, me and this pussy bitches in school had them. That fucking thing's gotta be as thick as a cock. It was big.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

I mean it was big. Well, I'm I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Easy pouchy.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

Yeah. I got a 62 clicker here.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

Hey, um, I think you should look at the camera and make sure that the lighting is good on it. You may have to adjust that. Because we're we're out here on the uh patio doing the um doing the show tonight. We we changed locations. Oh, I I remember seeing those. See? Remember? How's it looking? Well, now now if you're if you're one of the viewers instead of the listeners, Brad's fucking everything up like he always does. I do occasionally.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

Yeah, I just brought the brightness right back into it.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

Perfect.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Hey, uh, any chances anybody remember how many takes it took us on sound quality to get these microphones working tonight? 48. Yeah, 48 tries. Because Brad's like, oh no, you just plug them in and you go.

SPEAKER_02 26:33

That's what Amazon said.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

Amazon said, plug it in and you go.

SPEAKER_04 26:38

Here's the multiple color clicker pen. Yes. Those were amazing. They were. Them are not poverty pens.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Oh, he's showing he's showing the audience.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Who has enough money when they were growing up to afford one of these? I do not know.

unknown 27:00

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

Only the daughter of a only the daughters of a jewelry builder and a GM worker could afford them pens.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

Sounds about right. Huh. Yeah. Yep. You poor deprived.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

My dad was just a poor weld driller. Remember putting bread bags in your boots before you put your boots on? It's the only waterproofing I ever had.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

I had moon boots. I was just gonna say I had moon boots. You didn't need the bread bags. You way out kicked coverage.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

If we were lucky, we'd get a nice bright yellow pair of galoshes.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

Oh yeah, look like a fucking duck.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

But you know, it would you guys wouldn't have anything to complain about.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

No. No. We wouldn't. Well if we were equals. You know, you two have known us long enough.

SPEAKER_04 27:49

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I also say that when him and I met, I had only ever been to Disney World once, and now he has been twice. So he can quit complaining now.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

Because the man has to work extra hours just to high afford your high maintenance lifestyle.

SPEAKER_04 28:06

Yes, he has to work extra hours. He has a wife who makes good money so he can go.

SPEAKER_02 28:10

She hasn't. She didn't tell you you're wrong, so you're right.

SPEAKER_04 28:14

I just told you I was wrong. Yeah, I was right. Did you hear that?

SPEAKER_01 28:17

Yeah. I just told you I was wrong. Yeah, that you were. That's what you said. That's what you said. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

Um Kelly.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

I think it's really funny that you live with all these women. You think you run the show, but really you're just the guy doing chores complaining in the corner.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

He's the guy cooking. Don't let him fool you, Kelly. He does not do chores. But he does a lot of complaints in the corner. He does a fair amount of cooking, and I will I will back him on that.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Yes. Yep. Every night. Before that.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

So you do a lot of cooking, but you're the pickiest motherfucker I've ever met. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

That's kind of why I do the cooking.

SPEAKER_04 28:54

I don't have I ever told you about Brad and the spaghetti. Well, you I know you make enough for the county. Yeah, he does. And he thinks that if you don't pour 10 gallons of spaghetti sauce on the spaghetti, the spaghetti's no good, right? Okay. So then we go to Ma's spaghetti. Is that what it is? Um we eat the spaghetti sandwich. And guess what? There's hardly any sauce on the spaghetti sandwich. Oh my god, it was the best thing he's ever eaten.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Didn't tear my guts up or nothing. Because it wasn't loaded with sauce. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

So now why do you load your spaghetti with sauce? Well, wait, because now guess who listens to me and says, hey, we don't need that much sauce. Huh. You think?

SPEAKER_02 29:34

Made it last night. Minimal sauce.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

No issues.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

Yeah. That blonde motherfucker in Detroit selling it.

SPEAKER_04 29:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

Yeah. Well, you come over to Dad's spaghetti next week when I open up.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

I feel like if it was ever once green, if it ever had any vitamins, if anything has any sort of texture to it, Brad doesn't like it.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

Yeah. You're out. Okay, so I had this buddy, Bob. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 29:58

What's your Bob Thalen thought? Because tonight you ate a Calzone.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

And I really struggled with that. When Brad eats pizza, he takes the pizza. He takes a fork, takes all the toppings off the said pizza, and eats just the toppings, and then occasionally eats some of the pizza crust.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

But not all of it.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

But not all of it. Tonight, the I can't even explain it. The Kelzone, he ate in the way it came on the plate, in its entirety, dipped it in pizza sauce. The toppings were on the inside of the crust. What the fuck's the difference?

SPEAKER_02 30:36

Did you hear her say something tonight?

SPEAKER_03 30:39

I couldn't stop watching you eat that calzone. I was waiting for you to open up the Calzone. Honest to God, this is what I was experiencing. I thought for sure, I'm like, I heard you order a Calzone, and I'm like, I'm so confused. What's he gonna do with this Calzone? And then you just ate it. Knife and fork, you just ate it the way it came on the plate. I've never seen you do that.

SPEAKER_02 31:03

If I would have known that you were watching me so close, I would have touched that Calzone and I would have opened it up like the grilled cheese episode and just fucking licked everything right out.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

I couldn't turn my hand. I had to observe before I could critique. If you would have known I was watching you, you would have eaten it differently.

SPEAKER_02 31:20

It's kind of weird, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 31:21

It varied.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:22

So remember when we went camping with your mother and we're eating the colour.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

I met her tonight, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 31:30

And we're eating, was it the tacos first? We're eating tacos, and the tacos taste a little sweet. And I was like, this is interesting for a taco. So the next night we have sloppy joes and we're eating the sloppy joes. And I go, Oh my god, are we eating the taco meat on Top Joe's? By God, we were! And she goes, I thought nobody would notice.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

And I said, I think you were eating sloppy joe meat in your tacos.

SPEAKER_04 31:59

So yeah, so sloppy tacos, and it was taco, whatever, sandwiches. So Brad and I go out west and we stop at this was it Taco Joe's Taco Joe's?

SPEAKER_02 32:10

No, Taco Johns.

SPEAKER_04 32:11

Taco John's. And we're in line. And by God, if they do not have sloppy tacos, oh my Diana! Took a picture, and they had the taco taco sandwiches. So we took a picture and I sent it to Diane and I said, Oh my god, you were ahead of your time. She knew. Oh wow!

SPEAKER_03 32:31

She could have had a restaurant, didn't even know it. It wasn't. Alright, what were you gonna say about Rick Thalen? Bob Bob Thalen, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Okay, so he he's pickier than me. No way. Yeah, he used to buy spaghetti sauce. And I remember being over there at his place one night, and I said, Oh, you haven't spaghetti tonight? No. And he dumps it in a co uh colander.

SPEAKER_03 32:50

Yeah, I was just gonna say, strains the tomatoes out.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

Yes. And he lets it sit there for a whole fucking day while he's at work dripping. Just so he can get rid of anything that is a minor chunk. So I have some weird eating habits, but I ain't crazy like that, dumbass.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

Okay. I don't even know what to say to that. Yeah, that's interesting.

SPEAKER_02 33:12

That's a lot of work. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 33:14

Except Brad will make me sit and pick all the carrots out of Ditty More beef, Sue.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:20

What's wrong with the carrots?

SPEAKER_02 33:21

Oh, yeah. If you like Ditty More carrots.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Vitamins, texture, all the stuff. Anyone that came from the ground. No. That's good for your house. He basically eats like a 12-year-old kid. You're giving chicken nuggets. Do you like chicken nuggets?

SPEAKER_02 33:33

Nah.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

No, he does not. But you'll eat Taco Bell. Yes. What is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_02 33:42

That's not even beef, that's fucking kangaroo. But that fucking Taco Bell in your tometown is kicking ass. No. Right up till the lettuce episode.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

That was the dinosaur.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

Well, it ain't kicking any ass on account of me supporting the colour. Yeah, no, I haven't been there yet.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

No.

unknown 33:58

No.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

In fact, uh Sunday we were coming home from I need to look up something on there. We were coming home from golf lessons on Sunday, and we had to run through town, and I said, Hey, you want to stop at Taco Bell? She's like, Yeah. And uh I said, Well, they got them $3 steak burritos.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

All of them are good.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

Well, I went right past it, stopped at the part store because I had to get brakes for my truck, got home and I'm like, man, I'm starving. She says, I thought you were stopping at Taco Bell. I says, I ain't going to that motherfucker. She knows better than that. I wasn't even drinking. And I still wasn't drunk from the next day because I slept for 82 hours straight.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

True.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

So did you feel better? Like, did you feel refreshed? No.

SPEAKER_04 34:44

Well, because did you enjoy yourself at the party?

SPEAKER_03 34:46

Yeah, I did okay. Yeah. But when you pass out when you pass out, that's not like real sleep. That's like thanks right. That's all that you just wake up. Yeah, you just wake back up still tired. You're awful quiet over there, Bob. What are you researching?

SPEAKER_04 35:08

Well.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

He's over there adjusting on the camera again. People are gonna be watching this driving down the road in their Tesla, and it's gonna be on their screen and it's gonna flash right away and crash their fucking car because they don't have the rainbow road turned on.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

You know, I saw Frank tonight that we came over here. Frank the tank. Haven't seen him in a while.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

He looks like he's down a few pounds.

SPEAKER_04 35:34

He does every summer. He gets down a couple pounds.

SPEAKER_01 35:37

Frank is this yellow lab.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

Instead of a kitchen table, now he's a coffee table.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

Exactly. Yeah. Is that what you mean? Yeah. Frank is a yellow lab that's the size of a frickin' baby calf.

SPEAKER_04 35:48

He really is. A short baby calf. Yeah. That motherfucker. Yeah, short little dude.

unknown 35:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:57

I almost got this guy.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

Oh my god. What are you doing now, little lady? Fucking around. You could engage in the conversation. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 36:09

So this is can you believe summer's almost over? When's Lucas go back to school?

SPEAKER_03 36:16

August 24th?

SPEAKER_04 36:17

I think that's Lac C2. Monday. We got one kid left. Two more years. Hey Trish.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

Oh my god. There's something in here in the notes about you should write for the news.

SPEAKER_04 36:29

I should write for the news?

SPEAKER_01 36:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

Oh my god, what should I write?

SPEAKER_01 36:32

About Dan and Jennifer and their mysterious find in their backyard. Oh highly obnoxious range.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

Yeah, Dan and Jennifer. Not sure I want to go over there.

SPEAKER_01 36:46

I'll deal with it. Deal with it.

SPEAKER_04 36:48

I I think that uh I think their house might be haunted now. Haunted? I think so. Or at least the backyard. What happened? Oh, you know, they're on a golf course. And Friday afternoon. That is the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

That's not when you don't yell when you're on hole four. You yell when you're gonna hit somebody yell four.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

But what if you are on the road?

SPEAKER_04 37:10

Fall four!

SPEAKER_00 37:12

Four on hole four! Four to four, that's me.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 37:19

It was a commercial.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

Explain.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

Oh my god. Trish was telling a story.

unknown 37:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Yeah. Trisha tells the story. Trish, my wife should work for the news. She really should. The liberal news.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

Welcome to the conversation. The liberal news. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

Just then. My buddy Dan had somebody die in his backyard. And just leaves it at that. And looks around for shock and awe. Oh, what, really?

SPEAKER_04 37:46

Yeah, I believe I told the whole story.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

After I prompted you.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

No, you did not. I said, it was a golfer. No.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

It was hot, he died.

SPEAKER_04 37:54

No, that's not what happened. I said, I believe the golfer was going onto their property to get a golf ball.

SPEAKER_01 38:00

Retreat.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

Had a heart attack and died in their yard, is what I said.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

You know, back in the day, Mr. Sherwood was my English teacher, and he always said you need to put details, details, details. Yes. And so you took that to heart, didn't you? Yeah, I did. And that's why my stories are so long. That is exactly why my stories are so long and drawn out, because I put every detail. And a hill to tell detail.

SPEAKER_02 38:28

Mr. Sherwood, if you are not good, I'm coming for you.

SPEAKER_01 38:32

Well, his son was my math teacher a couple years later, and I'm sure he's still around. So maybe I need to reconnect.

SPEAKER_02 38:41

You should.

SPEAKER_01 38:43

I won't tell him where I won't tell you guys where he lives if I make contact with him. Do not.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

I will beat the fucking detail right out of him. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 38:53

Yeah. That guy.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

So what'd you do all day today, Brad? Well, I woke up at seven. Bobby called me, and well, we got to his second birthday by noon. You you nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_01 39:07

So don't take I like to put the details in my story because I want everybody to feel like they were right there with me. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

But if they trail off halfway through, so then they miss the thing.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

When you motherfuckers interrupt me. Everyone is.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

So I think we need a thing that is you start telling a story and then just like wave your hand or something when I need to start listening again.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

You should be listening the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 39:31

Well, I do.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

Like a staples button.

SPEAKER_04 39:34

You just nod and wave, Kelly, nod and wave. You know what I want?

SPEAKER_02 39:37

What? I want an honest answer. What's better? A detailer or an assumer?

unknown 39:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

Detailer. Thank you. I'm gonna agree with that.

SPEAKER_04 39:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Because I want hard cold facts.

SPEAKER_04 39:50

I know where this is going.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

Where's it going, Trish?

SPEAKER_04 39:52

Because you think I'm an assumer.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

You have more assumptions than anybody has ever assumpted to have.

SPEAKER_04 39:59

It's because I've known you long enough that I'm pretty sure my assumptions are 99% correct.

unknown 40:05

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

And 99% of the time that she assumes they're correct? They're fucking wrong. No, they are not. They are.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

No.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02 40:13

So, um, tonight.

SPEAKER_03 40:15

Lucky for you, she does assume. That's probably why she's been around this long. Oh, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

She assumes it's gonna get better. She had detailed guy. She would know it ain't getting no better.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

You know what she should assume? The position. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

And I like it when they do this.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:38

Fuck me, Daddy.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

Ain't nothing better than that.

SPEAKER_04 40:42

Really? Because I do assume the position, and I just say, get it over with. Let's go. Come on. That's the problem. Get it over with. Why not? Yeah. Because we're not a piece of meat. No, we're not. But you want to be a piece of meat. No, we've got a lot of meat. No, no, don't set say.

SPEAKER_03 40:59

You want to be a piece of meat. Really? Actually. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. That's the problem. You know, if you give all these shout-outs to all these people that listen to every episode, and I've listened to every single one, every single time.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

I personally stopped listening because I hear it in the.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

Did you assumed it was going to be the same?

SPEAKER_03 41:16

No, I've been hearing it for 20 years. Gotcha, bitch. But there are specific episodes. I could go to the I could go to the Spotify. Chapter and find the ones that say that you actually want to be a specimen or a piece of meat.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Totally different circumstances. Right.

SPEAKER_03 41:37

Ha. What the hell? How do you turn that on top off?

SPEAKER_02 41:41

In my bed, I want to be a piece of meat. No. In my bed, I want to feel like uh you're wanted. Spartans. You know.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

What?

SPEAKER_02 41:50

They came in, they won, they conquered. Oh, baby.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

We were born in the wrong century. What the hell are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 41:58

And where I want to be. If I didn't spend all my fucking time cleaning, I could shine my armor.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

Cleaning what?

SPEAKER_02 42:10

What is the last oh that's cleaning cleaning?

SPEAKER_04 42:14

Yeah. Okay, go on. You want to be a Spartan. Yeah. And how long does it cook take to cook a meal?

SPEAKER_03 42:22

Well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 42:23

I mean, in the grand scheme of a day.

SPEAKER_02 42:26

Oh, where's she going now?

SPEAKER_04 42:27

And cleaning the whole house from one end to the other. Takes me about probably 10 hours, right? To like really deep clean the house. So in a week, you're cooking dinner. How long does that take?

SPEAKER_01 42:42

Oh, 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

An hour a day? Yes. No, because I clean up too.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

Brad, can I borrow her for about 20 hours?

SPEAKER_00 42:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Okay. You need a clean house? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

Deep clean house. Oh my God. You're the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met.

SPEAKER_01 43:00

See, this is why I need to put the details into it. Now it makes you sound like a dick. So now I'm going to give the story again. Let's put detail in here.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

I'm already not listening.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 43:11

Because you're talking about emotion.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Oh, you know what you didn't do? She said wave if I gotta listen.

SPEAKER_01 43:17

Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, here you go. So, Brad, is there any way I could borrow Trisha for 20 hours? Because Kelly works so hard at her job and is so exhausted by the time she gets home, she doesn't want to fight through the deep clean of the house, and I would like her to be able to relax while Trisha goes through and deep cleans the house. Okay. Do you see all the details I added in after I do? And it makes it in my original story, but I get yelled at for too many details.

SPEAKER_04 43:49

So why can't you two help out with the deep cleaning of the house? Oh, I'm sorry, just run a fucking vacuum.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

When's the last time you changed a water heater, motherfucker?

SPEAKER_04 43:58

Boom. We haven't I had to change the water here. I don't know when's the last time anybody fixed the wall in my bathroom in the shower.

SPEAKER_03 44:07

Are we just where we're going with this conversation? Just asking. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Gloves are off. You know what? Gloves are off. Gloves are off. All right, I'm gonna say this. And he's gonna say this.

SPEAKER_04 44:16

You gotta give me time.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

I'm just gonna say this one time. We can take the gloves off and we can go any road you want to. You know why? Why? You didn't say why. Why? Alright, now that I got everybody's attention.

SPEAKER_03 44:28

You gotta leave.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

Yeah. Why? Is because we're doing this over at Brad's half of the uh Bob and Brad residences. Yeah. So she gets pissed, I get pissed. We we walk 20 yards and we're in our bed.

SPEAKER_01 44:46

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

Showered, clean, hating each other.

SPEAKER_01 44:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

You guys gotta drive now.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

Let's do.

SPEAKER_02 44:56

So we can. I had gloves on. Just threw them. Let's go. Let's get ready to rumble. But in all honesty, every couple, I don't care who the fuck you are, every couple thinks they do more than their partner. I don't think that.

SPEAKER_04 45:16

I don't think I do more.

SPEAKER_02 45:17

You suck-ass motherfucker. I'm so close to home, Bob.

SPEAKER_04 45:22

You are so full of shit, because you do think you do more, and you say it very often.

SPEAKER_02 45:27

Okay. What bothers me? Saw this on a reel the other night. Trisha. Lay your arm upon the table. So this reel said when she's really mad, but she can't go to sleep without touching. And she's got her middle finger right here on his arm. He is uncomfortable, so he needs to move. And she does this. Grabs it, pulls it over, puts her finger back on there. That's how vindictive women are.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

Yeah. Yes. Because if you're mad at me, well, I don't know why, because I've never given you any fuel through the fire. But be mad.

SPEAKER_01 46:12

I got another one.

SPEAKER_02 46:13

I'll take it.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

How many brake jobs have these two ever done on their own vehicles?

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Well, I'm very few, but uh I tend to do the brake job before the brake pad falls out.

SPEAKER_04 46:26

Yeah. Let me tell you, I can tell him for two years the brake pads are going out, and then he finally decides to change them.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

How many wheel bearings have these two brads changed in their vehicles? Okay, so those are three.

SPEAKER_03 46:37

Is that what we're going to count right now? Three?

SPEAKER_01 46:39

Those are just off memory. Three things.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

Three things that you've done in the last, what, six months?

unknown 46:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

It's the freshest, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

Yes or no?

SPEAKER_01 46:47

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 46:48

So three tasks that you've completed in six months. One, two, three. Hey, can we put the gloves back on? You did a water heater. You replaced a water heater, which super appreciate that. Also, you benefited from that, correct?

SPEAKER_02 47:03

Yeah. No, he likes cold showers.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

Break job, my car. Yep, have to get back and forth. To drive your kid around, also benefited from that. Actually, you know what? The benefiting doesn't even matter. Okay? Three jobs you did, right? Unless it's social security. Three tasks. Three complete tasks. Are we all in agreement on this?

SPEAKER_04 47:19

Yes, we're in agreement.

SPEAKER_03 47:20

Okay, those same days.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

Sorry, bud.

SPEAKER_03 47:24

That same day that you replaced the water heater.

SPEAKER_02 47:26

You took a hot shower.

SPEAKER_03 47:27

I got up in the morning, made you breakfast. Did I not? No talking. Yep. Did I make your son breakfast?

SPEAKER_01 47:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 47:36

Did I work all day?

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 47:39

Did I take your son back and forth to school? Our son back and forth to school?

SPEAKER_01 47:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

Did I make you lunch? Yep. Did I make him lunch? Yep. Did I make dinner? Uh-huh. Did I clean up the dishes after dinner? Sure did. Did I make sure that there was food in the refrigerator for lunch and breakfast the next day?

SPEAKER_01 47:56

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 47:57

Once the water heater was repaired and there was hot water to the house, did I do laundry? Uh-huh. Washed, dried, folded, put away. Yep. Are we still talking? Do we want to go to the wheel bearings and brake job? Bobby, your shit means nothing.

SPEAKER_00 48:09

As a matter of fact, bearings and brake job.

SPEAKER_04 48:15

Bobby just went to the bottom of the pile.

SPEAKER_01 48:18

And here I come, coming right up. I'm fucking climbing out of this hole. No, you're not. Because I'm going to tell you.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

Not that day. Does it make a difference if you use hot water or cold water when you're mopping?

SPEAKER_03 48:31

I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:35

Where are you going?

SPEAKER_01 48:37

Oh. Um. Yes, you did a lot of those things.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

A lot of them or all of them?

SPEAKER_01 48:44

There's a difference. Well, I think you embellished a little bit on a lot of them or all of those things. All of them. I'll give you that. You did all of them.

SPEAKER_03 48:52

Do I do all of those things? Yes. On a daily basis. On a regular basis.

SPEAKER_02 48:55

You know what I'm pitching right now is one hell of a TikTok right here. Yeah. How far are we in so I don't have to look for it?

SPEAKER_01 49:01

49 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 49:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 49:02

Okay. But yes, you did do all those things. And you and you always do all of those things. And I'm not discounting anything about any of that. But if I knew how to do laundry, and if I knew how to do dishes. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 49:22

Can you turn on a washing machine?

SPEAKER_01 49:24

I'd turn that motherfucker on. But it's got a lot of buttons and a lot of knobs and a lot of things that I don't know what they do.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

So you want the simple back done.

SPEAKER_01 49:32

Even that wouldn't work. Correct. But I was out there sweating my balls off in the 85 degree heat, changing those brakes. Sweating.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

If you pull out in the basement and make it so much.

SPEAKER_01 49:48

If you put the hard work in a chart. Oh, a ratio. Yes. You would never match. Maybe one job that I did would still never match the frequency of all the jobs.

SPEAKER_02 50:06

And all your jobs were like You've seen the crazy hot matrix, right? Yes. I am going to make a thing.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Because Bobby is on that scale.

SPEAKER_02 50:17

Work versus Frequency. Frequency. I'm going to call you on that.

SPEAKER_01 50:24

No, no, no. Don't yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:27

He doesn't want the frequency.

SPEAKER_01 50:28

Yes, I do. Because I'm going to be the motherfucker on the whiteboard with you, and we're going to be doodling it up.

SPEAKER_00 50:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

And there's going to be a lot of upset women that come to the realization of the truth.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

Yeah, that it doesn't even out.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

Because my sweat. When I did them breaks the other week, I was out there. Remember? And you looked at me and you said, Jesus Christ, how are you going to get all that sweat off of you?

SPEAKER_03 50:54

This is the biggest line of bullshit I've ever heard in my life.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

Really?

SPEAKER_03 50:58

From my end.

SPEAKER_02 50:58

Oh, you've had to hear better.

SPEAKER_01 51:00

What she's saying is if bullshit was music, you'd have a full brass band. That's what I'm getting out of here.

SPEAKER_03 51:07

Well, he says work hard, play harder while he's over two.

unknown 51:11

Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

Yeah. Yeah, that I lost you there. I was on your side right up until then. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_01 51:19

Nope.

SPEAKER_02 51:19

Work hard, play harder. He does play hard.

SPEAKER_03 51:22

Yeah, but does the work part even equal out the play part?

SPEAKER_02 51:25

Oh no, work a little, play really hard.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

That's more like it. That's how you get energy to play hard. Well, yeah, you don't want to burn it out at work.

SPEAKER_01 51:33

No. No.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

But I get what you're saying. Don't give me the dust there. That girl. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 51:41

Well, you know, you can only take so much for so long.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Okay. What can't you take anymore?

SPEAKER_04 51:47

I'm standing up for Kelly. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 51:49

Well then I'll get on my soapbox.

SPEAKER_03 51:53

I'm just saying, if you take the frequency.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

The frequency's gonna kinda do it. It's gonna skew it every time. It's going on.

SPEAKER_03 52:05

I make breakfast, lunch, and dinner every single day.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

This is the same thing.

SPEAKER_03 52:09

So I don't every single day. I clean up the dishes from breakfast, lunch, and dinner every single day. I do every article of clothing of laundry. Wash, dry, fold, put away. For everyone in the house.

SPEAKER_01 52:23

Hold on, let her finish, and I'll tear into your ass next.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

Oh, have at it. I do all the cleaning, all the cooking.

SPEAKER_04 52:32

At what point do you just say no?

SPEAKER_02 52:33

Do you clean the pans? Like after like she cooks, so you clean? What pan? No, no.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

No, I do uh what part of all the cooking and all the dishes did you not understand? Brad, shut the fuck up. I am your questions are stupid.

SPEAKER_02 52:47

I I am kind of.

SPEAKER_03 52:49

I didn't stutter.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

Impressed a little bit. By who? Well, I mean, Abe Lincoln got rid of this.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

He got rid of slavery.

SPEAKER_02 53:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:01

Yeah, okay. This is like legalized slavery, slavery.

SPEAKER_01 53:04

No, this is a this is a very good jiving relationship, is what this is.

SPEAKER_02 53:11

Well, and oddly enough, for all the offset of work balance, you guys do get along really well.

SPEAKER_01 53:18

Yeah. Yeah. Because he disagreed with you. Yeah. We do get along. I I I have said it podcast after podcast after podcast. I love my women. Over and over. I outshot my. I respect how strong women are. And I'm not discounting YouTube broads.

SPEAKER_02 53:36

Except I don't really like the really like the literal strong women, the ones with the big muscles.

SPEAKER_03 53:42

I don't like that. No, that's gross.

SPEAKER_02 53:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:44

So if you don't, then why would you make a big deal about three fairly simple tasks for a strong, stretch willing, able-bodied man like you to complete.

SPEAKER_02 53:55

You ever broke a 15 mil caliper bolt?

SPEAKER_01 53:58

I would love for you to know how simple of a task it was to change your wheel bearing in your car that was rusted on there so fucking bad you couldn't get it off. I'd wear a sweatband when I'm out there if people didn't. I had to use the fucking plasma cutter to cut the shit around it just to get the You got plasma cutter? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 54:16

Lucky for you to have all those tools and all that know-how to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01 54:19

Thanks to you, dear. I wouldn't say that. That was both of us.

SPEAKER_03 54:23

I'll give you that.

SPEAKER_01 54:24

No, it's a team effort. Right.

SPEAKER_03 54:26

So don't say thanks to me. Amen.

SPEAKER_04 54:28

When did I ever hear that? This is getting deeper. I know it is. It's it's gone. Okay. But anyway, let's quick.

SPEAKER_02 54:33

Can we just clear the air for one minute? Yes. Because I got a question. There we go. And oh. I want to start right here, and then I'm going to go to you and then you. Okay. No interruptions. Nobody. We'll finish up with me. Okay. Nobody gets to say anything while that person's speaking. When he gets it out of the way and he says, go ahead, Kelly. And then Kelly's going to say, when she's done, go ahead, Trish. And when you're done, you're going to say, go ahead, tell us what's right. Um. One piece of marital advice, marital, that you would give to a 20-something couple that's getting married. You're talking, you're talking to the guys. You guys are going to be talking to the women.

SPEAKER_01 55:26

I can only give one? Two. I'm fine with two. Can I like wrap it?

SPEAKER_02 55:31

Yeah, you can give as many as you want.

SPEAKER_03 55:32

Can you give a lot of detail?

SPEAKER_01 55:34

It's my time, so yeah. Good interrupting. Oh boys.

SPEAKER_03 55:39

Wave your hand when it's my time.

SPEAKER_01 55:43

All right. You need a blanket. How old is this young lad? Twenty-something. Twenty-something. Four. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 55:48

Pay attention to the details.

SPEAKER_01 55:50

Yes. So first things first, you gotta keep your pimp hand strong. Because if they get out of line, you don't ever hit them in the face.

SPEAKER_02 56:01

You don't ever unless they like that.

SPEAKER_01 56:05

You smack them on the ass. And you always give compliments. And even if it tastes like shit when she's cooking something, you eat it, you shut up, and you wash it down with some cold bushlight. Or water. Or tequila. Or vodka. Or whatever it is you want. But always give compliments, even if they're not needed. And listen to what they have to say when they talk. And be compassionate. And I rest on my face. I mean my case.

SPEAKER_02 56:43

Alright. Now we're not gonna we're not gonna just jump to Kelly right now. We're gonna answer to Bob's. What do you think? Is that good? Was that was that if he was giving that valuable information to your son, would you accept that? Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 57:04

I feel like giving compliments is nice. It is. But if you're giving compliments while she's doing all the work, it's not very meaningful. So you should share the workload and you should both be complimentary. Kelly? Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_01 57:23

Am I gonna get a rebuttal on this? No, I'm not gonna be able to.

SPEAKER_04 57:28

That's fine, but I'm just saying I got you, you got me. You should share the workload. You should pay share the Okay, what's Brad's?

SPEAKER_02 57:41

Was that good?

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Is it my is it my turn to give my marital advice? No, it's your turn to speak on his marital.

SPEAKER_02 57:47

Was that good marital advice? Pouchy.

SPEAKER_00 57:53

Shit.

SPEAKER_02 57:56

The compliments, you can't go wrong. You haven't been pardoned, so you need to speak. Oh, that's right. Yeah, and then you're pardoned, and you still give that fuck. What the fuck? Fuck him. But uh the compliments go a long way. I'm gonna agree with you on that all day long. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 58:11

But you did say compliments even if they're not needed.

SPEAKER_02 58:15

Well, yeah, like I don't really know what that means.

SPEAKER_03 58:17

What that means.

SPEAKER_02 58:17

Can I elaborate? Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna get into that.

SPEAKER_01 58:21

If you're just standing in the kitchen doing something and be like, well, you look really nice today. It wasn't it wasn't needed provoked unnecessary, but it was a hey, I just want you to know, you look really good today. I'm thankful. And I appreciate it. Okay. Or, you know, you're just doing your regular, you're putting together a salad, and you're like, I really appreciate what you're doing. It's it wasn't needed, it wasn't provoked, it was just an unnecessary compliment. It was just gay because that is gonna make you feel good that you're appreciated for what you're doing. Thank you. So as you expressing your feelings, yeah. Yeah. Yeah in a compliment. I think that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 59:07

I think that's cool too.

SPEAKER_02 59:08

All right, Kelly, what's your uh marital bliss advice? Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 59:16

Learn to bite your tongue.

SPEAKER_04 59:22

I agree with that.

SPEAKER_02 59:23

And you know what? That's not bad either.

SPEAKER_01 59:25

I agree with that.

SPEAKER_02 59:26

I do too. But that goes both ways. Because sometimes you get a button pusher. I my buttons can only be pushed so far. So I go.

SPEAKER_04 59:46

Yeah. Interesting.

SPEAKER_02 59:48

And then we get to bed. You've been pushing my buttons all night.

SPEAKER_01 59:53

Was that your only advice, or did you have more to you wanted to add to that? That was my advice.

SPEAKER_02 59:57

That's pretty solid.

SPEAKER_01 59:58

Hey, that's I got you, B. Okay, Tricia, I believe it's your turn. It is. Yeah. You got anything to say about that? No retort? No, I I agree with her. Okay. I I a hundred percent agree with her. You ready for this, Cal?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:12

This is a whole different show than what our people are accustomed to. This is kind of funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:17

Hopefully, most of our new listeners started this episode. How are we doing on the battery? Oh, we're good.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:23

Okay. Go ahead, Trent. Are you ready? Oh, fuck me.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:26

Run. And don't work back.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:33

Okay. Do you want to start me to start on it? I want to start with one thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

Go ahead. Let's let the cackling die down a little bit. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:50

I'm gonna be a hollow.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:56

I'm gonna hold on to that. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:02

She held on to that dick with that much enthusiasm.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:11

Alright. So you say that. You got anything real to put into the story? Because you say that, but you could not live without this.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:22

Okay, alright. I said, I'm still crying. Um I say that because I don't think the next generation of people or the generation of people that might be watching this has the stamina to put up with all the shit we've all put up with. So you put up with stuff because you love somebody and you make it work and you keep going. I'll agree with you. And I think that most of the younger kids don't, if they're 20-something, well, they don't know how to work, right, and they don't know how to put up with it, and they don't know how to work through it, and they don't know how to so just run. Just go. Because they aren't gonna put up with the shit that you need to put up with to make it work.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:10

I mean, in all reality, I think, yeah, people give up way too, way too easy now. And you know, that really isn't the way.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:20

No. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:22

Um everybody's got shit, everybody's gonna be.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:25

Well, your parents and my parents have been married 50 years. Yep. How long have your parents been married?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:31

40, 40 or 41.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

And look at all the shit they have gone through.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:37

I mean, we're this generation, they'd have been married and divorced three times by now. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:41

Well, they may be six months.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:43

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:44

And there's no commitment anymore. No, it's all about and I I don't know. I'm not 24, so I don't know. But I think a lot of people are married on the basis of what can you give me?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:55

Yeah, how is this gonna benefit me?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:57

Yes, what can you give me?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:59

All right, Brad, it's your turn. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:02

No, no, no, no. Bobby didn't get to retort yet.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:04

I did not get my rebuttal.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:05

On what? Only. So it's just kind of a matter of run.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:09

Oh. And she's speaking to the women. Oh, yeah. Am I understanding that correctly? Yeah. Yeah. So, you know what? I agree 100% with what you said. Run. Because if you don't run and keep that ass in shape, you're gonna get pushed down the fucking road. Uh-huh. You could be funny too. Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:35

You're gonna be running down the road.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:38

My favorite is Brad bitching at me every day, every morning. Why you gotta get out of bed? Why you gotta get out of bed and exercise? Why are you doing that? But then he turns around and says, Thank God I keep you in such good shape. Thank God I make you look good. You say that? Yeah, he does.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:55

I don't say it like that.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:56

But I mean, what's what's like what's the difference? Like, I'm getting out of bed to take care of myself, and you're bitching at me, but then you turn around and say, Thank God I make you get out of bed so you look good.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:07

But you know what?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:09

There's like a rhetorical thing right there. On a serious thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:13

Isn't that rhetorical?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:15

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:16

From the heart. Yep. Brad and I are very fortunate to have two very beautiful women.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:21

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:22

Lovely.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:23

For the most part.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:24

Yeah. They they got their moments like tonight. You think you're saints? No, but you know. But we appreciate the two of you. Yeah, without a doubt.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:38

You and I meeting and becoming friends. Yep. And then sitting in the office one day and going, oh my god, are we married to the same man?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:48

Little did you know we already were friends. God didn't do that. Who knew?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:53

God didn't need to put them all.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:55

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:56

Yeah. Wow. All right.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:56

What's your marital advice? Well, first off, it seems how we're flashbacking a little bit. I would all get out of this. I'm gonna come to it. But one of my favorite C O M E. Don't come. When we were talking back and forth the other day about our future plans that we've got coming up shortly. Uh-huh. I'm not gonna say it out loud. Yeah, yeah, I got it. And you said uh you're obviously working because your texting was a little off. Yeah, it's usually from my watch.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:26

No, it's usually from my watch and it's a little strokey.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:28

What is their cabin made of made of? What I think. I fucking hate you.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:38

What did I say though? What did I mean to say? Hey, where is it at? Where is their I don't really know?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:45

Where is their cabin at, I think, is what you said.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:47

But it's yeah, I usually do it from my watch. What did I say? Because you said that, and I did say I fucking hate you.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:56

Um then you went back and edited it.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:00

Well yeah, because I noticed.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:03

Because we were trying to figure out a campground.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:06

Yeah. Too much dead air. Yeah. You gotta be faster on your phone. I'm here on my marital advice, son. Yes, please do. We'll we'll we'll we'll circle back to that.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:18

Yes. I said, do you know what their cabin is?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:23

And you said, probably made out of wood, and I said, I fucking hate you.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:30

Well, I mean that was a fair. I mean, I don't know, fucking brick. Um anywho, I would have to say that you gotta be tolerable and forgiving, but never too forgiving.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:51

I am not tolerable of your tapping feet.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:54

I was about to say the same fucking thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:56

Or forgiving.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:57

Remember when you took my fucking pen? Yeah. Yeah, don't do that on my feet, Uncle.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:01

So also, tolerable is not the word you want. Tolerant.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:04

Tolerant.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:05

Yeah. So start over.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:07

Okay, we'll give you a redo. We'll give you a redo.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:11

Okay. So what you gotta do is you gotta ask yourself why you bought the ring. Because you guys are gonna have problems. All these fucking people that say we never fight. They're lying sacks of shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:22

Yep. Everybody does.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:23

So when you and if they're not fighting, one of you is a fucking liar.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:29

Or they're both fucking other people.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:30

Yes. Yep. So you gotta. I'm gonna put my feet flat. Oh, you got to sometimes look back and say, Why did I buy this crazy bitch a ring?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:44

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:45

And think about it, because sometimes it does take a little thought process to get you there. But she's not different. She's what you made her over the years.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:57

100%.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:58

You know?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:59

So if you're bitching that she's changed, well, dude, you changed it.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:05

You did this.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:06

Yeah. And it goes both ways, you know. Yes, it does. The women do that too. Um I mean, when I met him, fucking viral, full of fucking energy, ready to rip God's ass right off this earth. He's gonna 15 years later, I remeet him, and I'm like, God, you seem docile. And he says, Well, she told me I gotta calm down. But I love her for that. And I says, huh.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:31

Or if Bobby Kelly would have shit. If you two would have met Brad 15 years ago.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:39

No, I think I'd have liked you just as much.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:41

I mean, you would have gotten along great.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:43

I feel like you'd have a different take on Brad. But Brad grew up a lot. I don't think I made you more docile.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

Oh, he's not. Not that I brought you out of your show. I think Really? If I'm being honest, I think that Were you more reserved? I was. Were you really? Really? Yeah, I was. And I and I'm not gonna disagree with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:04

Like a lot?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:05

Not a lot. You were shy.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:08

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:09

I wasn't shy. Bobby was shy? I wouldn't say I was shy. I was shyish. I was I was well, let's cut to the fucking meat of the potato here.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:21

I was shy with you because the minute I saw that picture of you, I was like, I'm gonna have her. And I was trying to play it on the very safe side because I did not want to fuck it up and make you think I was some kind of fucking dildo. Jack off. So I played it cool because I didn't want you to be like, I ain't giving him the time of day. Huh. Were you? But once we become a thing. One.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:58

Then you let it all hang out.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:00

Well, no, you you allowed me to express myself enough. Allowed you to become a fucking dildo. Yeah, wait a minute. I commend you. Yeah, pretty much. So so no, you allowed me to be amazing. I'm comfortable with myself and with you that I could be who I really am. And I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:22

That was nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:22

I heard what she said. Um I'm gonna rebuttal on your comment. That's true, though. I'm gonna rebuttal on your comment. Oh, I like it. We're allowed to do that. Yep. And you made the comment of what's changed, and really why did I buy the ring, and nothing's changed, really. Blah blah blah. Right. Blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:46

And uh so you of all people are gonna blah blah me away.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:53

You're gonna blah blah blah. I'm gonna point out I'm gonna point out something, and and every man and every woman that's honest with themselves. Oh, if they say I'm lying, they're wrong. 100% wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:09

Brad, when you're editing, put heat of the moment. Yes. Okay. Making myself notes.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:15

Because I'm gonna tell you right now, everybody makes the joke about when a girl gets down to the altar and is smiling. Oh, because it's the last blowjob she's ever gonna get. They eat that wedding cake, and the wedding cake is this got this stuff in it that makes them quit sucking dick.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:31

I know where you're going, and I agree.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:33

And I'm not gonna get into our juicy details. No. Put the span of the period. The spectrum, yes, if you will.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:45

From one end to the other.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:47

Most couples that blow jobs take a back seat once the wedding's over.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:58

Yes, they do.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:59

And tell me I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:01

No, I can't.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:02

People, tell me I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:04

I should put a poll up.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:06

Yes, you should. Nobody adds them, but I can't that's one worth voting on.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:11

Right. I can always see me and you on there.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:13

Yeah, well, I know where my vote's at.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:15

But yeah, that part of it. Y'all gotta keep the spirit up.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:24

Hmm. Even if you suck start the spirit.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:28

In other news, where was the last place that cooler was that you were getting these drinks out of?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:32

Yeah, some sand on yours?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:33

Yeah, I got more. I've been grinding my teeth over here.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:38

Notice how the subject is shifting gears really fast. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:43

I got more sand in my teeth.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:45

I'd love to give you some rebuttal.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:47

A lot of gravel involved. I'd like to give you an answer to your blowjob question. That might be one of the ones that I forgot to rinse off.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:57

I don't know, our audio went scrap.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:59

The kids to the beach.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:01

It's crunchy.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

Yeah. But anyway. You want a new one?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:04

That was that was my rebuttal.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:07

You know, my grandma.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:11

I love your grandma.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:13

She pulls her dentures out when she has blowjobs?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:15

No, but she has some amazing stories. I don't. No.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:20

I'm going to hell for that one. Yeah, you might.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:23

I'm sorry. Um. Alright, I'm just gonna throw it out there. Nobody ever thought I'd say this. But I think blowjobs are overrated.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:38

Yes. You mean you get a good one. It's like going into Value City and buying the fucking store for a buck.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:46

Right. When you get it from the girl with no teeth.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:48

But when you get the ones where they just don't have the care, thoughtfulness, kindness behind it, it sucks. It's just like you don't want to be doing this, so why are you doing this? What are you all gone about?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:04

Nothing. If you don't think that couch is comfortable, we can move the love seat.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:09

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:13

Alright, well, something else I'd like to do occasionally.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:18

Is flip up the middle seat in the truck. You don't have a middle seat. No. You got a console. Yeah. But every once in a while I'll see these people driving down the road and trying to loosen their load. Yeah. Got a seven minimum on several. Seven. Seven. Seven. We go through this a lot.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:36

You guys have been over this numerous time. We should write this down.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:39

No, I don't need to write it down. I write every time. Yeah, I'm going to but you see them, and like they just left the ice cream shop, and they're both sitting in the driver in the middle seat. Every now and then I'll flip up my middle seat. And she gets in the truck and she's like, whoa, who did this? And she puts it right down. Wouldn't kill you just to slide over here.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:02

Be chummy. You're not even talking about a header. You're talking about just sitting next. Just sitting there. Like back in the day when we had regular car pickup trucks and the girl would sit right next to you. Yes. I'll drive down the back roads if you want, so you nobody sees you. Well, I'm yeah, you don't even need a blow job. You just sit over next to me, like if I put my armor on you, cruising. What's up? Rub on the thigh a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:27

Yeah. Yeah. Well tickle.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:29

Yeah. We can't do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:30

Like, what am I?

SPEAKER_01 1:15:32

No, because it always turns in that I'm lawning more.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:35

If you were eight inches shorter.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:37

It always turns in that I'm wanting more. Generally.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:40

Oh my god. See, that's your problem, Trisha. You're always worried about what does he want? What does he want? He just wants some compassion and love and to feel wanting.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:49

No, he doesn't. But there's so much more that goes into that.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:52

Oh, there is.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:53

Right? So, actually.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:56

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:57

I'm glad you brought this up. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:00

Well, so I mean, you texted me and said, Brad, bring this up tonight. And I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:05

Don't you agree that all of us, I guess I shouldn't just direct it to Trisha. Okay. But do you agree that for men versus women, sex is way more emotional for women than it is for men. Yes or no?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:21

No, because I cry every time after.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:23

You're so shot on.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:25

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:27

You're so full of shit. This is an honest question. Like honest. It's more emotional, more. I don't know what emotional, I need another word.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:36

No, you're right. I don't need emotion.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:38

It's right. Yeah. You just need it done in there and you're moving.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:42

It's more a feeling for men than it is women.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:46

So I will agree with that.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:47

This is where women struggle, and men don't see this part of it. Because if we have some sort of stupid argument after work or into the evening or whatever, as a woman, I can't just shut that off and turn that piece on to be ready to have sex with you.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:05

Because your shoulders are different shaped. Your guys' shoulders slouch down a little bit to hold the chip.

unknown 1:17:10

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:11

It's not a chip, but that means so much. So, like, no. When I look at you, I'm like, no, I don't even that's no, you pissed me off. You whatever happened, you made me mad, whatever. I can't just flip that switch off and turn the sex switch on. But it doesn't work that way.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:30

And as for men, we want to fuck it up. Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:32

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:32

So then where do those two things mean? Those two things never meet. Here's always the thing that gets me is men just want to be like, we just want to fuck it up. So when I say, okay, I just fucking do it. Oh no, if you're gonna do that, I wouldn't do that. I don't want to do that. We can't win. Jesus Christ. Because what I always get is because I want a 20-year-old whore that can hop her ass all over the bedroom. Well, I'm 47.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:06

I do not. I do not happen. I don't want a 20-year-old whole.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:12

You missed a few mornings that you didn't get her out. Yeah. Do better, Brad.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:19

I don't want a 20-year-old whore because it's gonna last 30 seconds, and then she's gonna be like, that's all you got, and I'm gonna be another emotional wreck on top of that. Not wrecked.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:30

I don't think I can keep up with the little fucking bad thing. But you are right.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:34

I can't just shut that off. If you pissed me off, you hurt my feelings, whatever it was, you said what you said, you did what you did, I can't just shut that off. And to be honest with you, I'm a pretty fucking strong woman.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:45

We shut it off.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:45

Yes. Am I not? We shut it off.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:48

I can't just shut that off like five minutes after we did it.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:50

Right. So I'm sorry that when we go to bed, no, I don't, I that's not what I want. I don't want to fuck it out. I want to go to bed and I want you to apologize to me or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:00

Exactly. Apologize with me.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:02

We apologize through penetration.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:04

Right, and that's what doesn't work is because that's not my type of apology. That's putting out a fucking t-shirt.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:10

That's you apologizing because you think you're giving us a apologize through penetration.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:16

Bob you don't no, don't even put the Bob, just a dash Hank.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:22

Um But am I right? No, yeah. You're right.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:25

You are, but the thing is, is you guys claim to be the smarter. Not smarter, um the better. Superior. Superior.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:40

No. I don't think we do.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:42

So you guys know this. Just say, ah, you had a bad day. I guess I'm just gonna have to ignore it and take one for the team.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:52

Or why don't you just say, hey, I know women work different, their emotions don't work that way. So I guess tonight I'm just gonna have to cuddle instead of trying to get on top of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:01

I tried cuddling, and I tuck my hand into your underpants so my hand doesn't slide. And you say it's a grip thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:08

Brad and I got into a fight the other morning because the only time Brad wants to cuddle, five fucking o'clock in the goddamn morning. That's when Brad wants to cuddle. Brad will cuddle at five in the morning, wake me up out of a dead goddamn sleep, and be like, oh, oh my god, you're so beautiful. Oh, you're so great. Oh, you're so feel me all up. And I'm like, dude, I'm fucking sleeping.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:29

I know you don't have chickens, but if you're dead, you open that fucking blinds at five in the morning, that cocktail.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:35

Like, why can't you do that at 11 o'clock at night? Oh, no, why can't you do that when I wake up in the morning?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:42

Well, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:43

Well, when I'm awake.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:45

You talk too much.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:46

Wake me.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:49

Sometimes it takes us that long to realize that we may have been in the wrong.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:54

My ass.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:55

It does.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:57

No fucking way. It takes you that long to realize, oh, she fucking pissed me off because she wouldn't do it when I went to bed. So I'm gonna fuck her up in the morning and wake her up so she can't sleep.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:07

That's not my intention.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:08

That is never to God. That's where that never one time.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:10

That's not my intentions at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:11

That has never one time crossed a man's mind, I promise you that.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:15

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:17

But you know what?

SPEAKER_04 1:21:20

I'm not gonna go there. Maybe if I got up at 5 a.m. to cook everything. But I don't think that early. I said maybe if I got up at 5 a.m. to cook everybody's breakfast, that would not be a big deal. Hi pots. But I don't get up that early.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:36

I'm gonna get you a big ass wooden spoon. I can stir it.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:41

I'm glad you brought that up, Trish.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:43

Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:44

Because I'm gonna back up about 24 minutes into the show here.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:49

I'm just gonna say our next bike ride's probably gonna be 50 cents cheaper on the barbell than what it is right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:55

Because you're not bringing us. You brought up the comment when she was going on her tangent about how she does this, she does that, she does this, and she does. And I'm not I'm not disagreeing with what she does. You said to me, you said to me, Do you need breakfast? Do you need lunch? Yes. I do need breakfast and I do need lunch. That is healthy eating.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:21

No, it does not.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:22

You know that.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:23

Did you know that? Did you know that breakfast stands for break fast? So you eat whenever you break your fast. So people do not need breakfast. Do you know why breakfast came about? Because Kellogg's Kellogg's cereal made breakfast the most important meal of the day. I'm sorry, can you you can agree with me though? I think I did hear that. Yes, Kellogg's made breakfast the most important meal of the day because they got to market it and people would buy their shit. You know where Kellogg's back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:55

I've never seen Kellogg's fucking serve eggs and bacon, okay? I'm just saying You know where Cornflake started?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:01

At the Insane Asylum. Kellogg's, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:03

At the Kellogg's Battle Creek Insane Asylum. Yes, yes, yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:07

And did you also know?

SPEAKER_04 1:23:09

We went up there. No, we went to Travis City. That was actually a really cool. Have you guys been up there? The Travis City Insane Asylum was actually really cool. I'll have one more.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:24

There's no winning with Trisha because she thinks she's always right and she's never right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I went there. I just went there.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:33

Whoa!

SPEAKER_01 1:23:35

You pissed me off. Because I made a point? No, but that's not even that's not even valid. Before Kellogg's was ever invented, farmers would get up every morning and have their breakfast and they'd go out and tend their farm. Do you know that most of them did not?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:51

Yeah, did you know they did?

SPEAKER_04 1:23:52

Get up right away and have breakfast.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:54

When you prove that first and go kill it. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:57

So it took a while.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:58

My wife had to cook the eggs.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:00

Yeah. So no, they did not get up right away.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:03

I don't eat cornflakes for breakfast. I eat eggs and bacon.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:06

I understand special cake. I am just saying that cornflakes were the people that made breakfast a staple that everybody had to have. Can I ask you? People did not eat breakfast for the morning.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:19

What's going on over there? Oh, can I ask a question? Yeah, please do. This is not for the men in the group here.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:26

Okay. Oh, good. I can take a break.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:28

You can take a break.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:31

Shot at it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:32

That's the problem. You keep dragging the problem. Let go of the anchor. Anywho.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:37

You got a hold of the fucking rope, so drag along, friend. Take that. Go.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:43

Would you guys give up what you have going on now to be a 1952 stay-at-home housewife? Husband gets up, he goes to work, he comes home, he eats dinner, he might go bowling, he might stay at home and watch watch fucking that black guy fighting. What was his name? The boxer, Bob. Muhammad Ali? Yes. Because the fight's on. So he'd watch that, have a beer or two, you guys go to bed. Tomorrow, rinse repeat. Same thing. Would you guys go back to the 50s where one income took care of the whole fucking house? And you guys got to stay at home whether you had one kid or 15.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:25

100%. Me too. And honestly, do you know what I would rather have? Alicia and Evan. So Alicia stays home, raises five kids, does her best to keep the house clean, takes care of the kids. Um, there goes the banner.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:42

Um they don't make double.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:44

Evan goes to work, but they share the responsibility. So just because Evan works doesn't mean he gets out of it. But back in the 1950s, a lot of men got out of it because right? So I would love to be nowadays Alicia Novin. Like he goes to work, he makes the money, you still share the responsibility of the kids.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:07

I think it'd be great. I think my biggest thing with that is like my love language is taking care of people. You got what you need, you got everything, I'll take care of all of it. I do all the things. There's nothing wrong with that. And that's that's my love language.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:23

In which you do a very, very.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:25

So if I could just do that and not have to juggle all the other things, 100% I'd do it in a heartbeat.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:30

You know why that changed?

SPEAKER_03 1:26:33

Uh, because the government wanted vote. Because they let women vote.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:37

No, no, no. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:40

Oh. Hold on. That was the most egregious thing I've heard all day.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:49

I'm fairly certain in a podcast, many podcasts ago, you said something to the effect of it all went to shit once they started letting women vote. Yeah. Egregious my ass.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:01

Yeah, I think it's when they I can find it in the chapters on Spotify. They pushed women to vote, they pushed women to work, they pushed women to do things.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:11

The government said we've got 50% of this country not paying taxes. So what we need to do is we need to make these fucking women understand that their value in the workforce. So they got you guys thinking, not you guys particularly, but your sacks, they got you guys thinking that, yeah, I am worth more than this. I'm worth just as much as my husband. I should be working. And you got Rosie of the River fucked it all up. They went through all this, and now you guys are paying taxes. The government just doubled down on their fucking income.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:45

And you know what that tells me? Yeah. That tells me that all these women that think they're so strong, which no, hold on. Let me finish. All these women, Rosie of the River, we can do it. Yes, you've been doing it for fucking centuries. Right. And you're damn good at what you do. You're amazing. Stick to it willed heart headstrong women. And I love that about all the women. Oh yeah. But Rosie the Riveter was a fictitious person made by the government. Yes. Mm-hmm. Because they wanted more money coming in. I agree a hundred percent with you. And then they pushed, they turned, they turned everybody against each other. They did. The sexes. And life was good. Women were happy. Men were going out working, making a living, supporting households, having cabins up north, having nice vehicles, bills were paid. There was no issues.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:45

What do we got now?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:46

The government fucked everybody and turned everybody against each other on that sole purpose of them making more money.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:56

And you look at it, and you know, my grandpa, yeah, he he worked his butt off. But you know, he left grandma with she was sad. Um just look at they had a cat cabin, a cottage.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:11

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:11

Really nice. We're up there every weekend. For you guys and us to do that now, we're looking at all right, let's see if Bob and Kelly and uh God Mitch and Julie and Dexter and Julie would jump in and we could all get the cabin. Yeah, that's the only way you're gonna get it.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:32

God damn timeshare.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:33

Yep. The only way you're gonna get it though, because you can't go out and buy another fucking house. Much less have the fucking time to go up there and enjoy it and mow and you know, it it it it sucks. And like when we were at that thing last week talking to all them important political fucks.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:52

I say that, but you know, the guys that we talked to were decent guys. Very they were but do they even really have our intentions in the playbook?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:04

No, and you know what gets me? I can't remember what documentary did we watch where they were showing all of the waste that is washing up on the shores from the ocean because people are just throwing clothes, and when you look at all all the venues, when you look at Sheen, when you look at Amazon, when you look at all the shit people are buying, and I think for this Timo what ever happened to like grandma took grandpa's old shirts and made quilts, you know, grandma took old clothes and made them into new clothes. I don't know how to fucking do that. You know, like that's gone.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:45

You didn't get a chance or an opportunity to learn how to do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:47

That was like a heart that I think women should have that was lost because of the government. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:55

I know you knew your grandpa and you guys had a good time together. Very good, very close to them. She, after we got together, went and talked to her grandma and said uh Oh, yeah, I did talking to Brad's grandma, and she makes all the she made all the kids' clothes and stuff. Did you do that? No, we just went to JC Penny's. So they got two different lifestyles there.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:19

So Brad's grandma grew up in Portland, West Pua, Westphalia area. So she always made all the kids' clothes from scratch. When her and Bob got married, their first house had rag carpets, one room had electricity, they didn't have a um shower, they had to go to his mom and dad's to take a shower. They had an outhouse. My grandma grandpa, the same age, grew up in Lansing. They had everything they ever wanted. They had plumbing, they had showers, they had and I was like, that's so fucking weird.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:54

Where were your parents at and that?

SPEAKER_03 1:31:56

Were they like I had one set of grandparents in like Lansing area and the other was in Jackson. But my grandpa worked, my one grandpa worked, and my grandma stayed home with 12 kids.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:08

Both grandmas stayed home?

SPEAKER_03 1:32:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:10

Yep. And you know what? They raised families. Yeah. Because they could.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:15

Yep. I mean, yeah, they had a car and a house and twelve kids on one income. Her grandpa worked for the water department. Water department. And grandma stayed home and raised twelve kids.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:26

Isn't that crazy? And that's why Brad's grandma told us if you can afford one kid, you can afford eight. So Grandma Simmons wanted me to have a boy for Brad. We had Alicia and Ella. I had Ava and Lexi. I said, We're done having kids, we can't afford anymore. And grandma threw a fit and said, You can if Brad needs a boy. You can have if you can afford one, you can afford. And I was like, Grandma, it's not the same. No, not even close. If you want to support me, I'll have another kid. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:56

Some checks.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:57

And yeah. And grandma's what? 90%.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:00

Some kids in Africa really don't need you as much as I do.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:03

94 now, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:05

32, yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:06

Yeah. So, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:08

They grew up in a good time.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:09

And I'm not saying it was all fun and shit because they went through the depression and all the whole nine yards. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:16

And I'm sure, you know, you get a drunk husband coming home. There's some predicaments there that you shouldn't have to endure, but you do, and that's it, you know. But all in all, yeah, I think it was a better time.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:31

I think so too.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:32

That's why I like watching Andy Griffith.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:34

I would have rather grown up than than now.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:37

Did you guys hear about us on Saturday? I wouldn't want to be a kid. So it was Saturday. We came down to hang out with mom and dad sitting out here on the porch. It rained all freaking day long. And we sat out here for five hours. Like just sitting out here chit-chatting. I said, Oh my god, this must have been what it was like to live back in the day because you didn't have yeah, all the bullshit. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:05

Well, that whole rant kind of took a spout sour turn. It did. It got a little so my question is Sex in the morning or sex at night?

SPEAKER_01 1:34:20

Sex at night. Then I can have a good night's sleep because I'm relaxed.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:24

Sex in the morning. I'm up, I'm ready to go. Sex at night.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:28

Morning.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:30

Oh my god, we got a turn burning.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:33

Well, it looks like I'm gonna get breakfast now. Sorry, bud. Run through McDonald's. Oh no, it's too slumped. That ain't gonna work.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:41

At least you slumped. Even though my breakfast when I'm done fasting is in the morning. If you ain't cooking me breakfast, you ain't fucking me.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:51

Morning shower or nighttime shower?

SPEAKER_01 1:34:52

Nighttime. Morning. Morning.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:55

Nighttime. Yeah. But I think that might be because of what we do.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:59

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:59

You know.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:00

You work all day.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:01

Have we just had one couple think that we were all swingers?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:06

Yeah, your fucking dickhead friend in the middle.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:08

I feel like there's been more people since then that think, like, why do you four hang out all the time? Because we're like, because we love each other. I know. I mean I've never like I love you, Brad, but I don't want to fuck you out. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:21

Right. I've never been so inappropriately.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:24

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:25

But people are like.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:27

I know, and I'm always like, where did that come from? Why?

SPEAKER_01 1:35:31

That's a today's society thing. Yeah. You can't be close friends. Close friends if you're not fucking some somebody, the other person.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:37

You know what that tells me?

SPEAKER_01 1:35:38

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:39

A lot more motherfuckers are watching porn than they'd met.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:42

That's true. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:44

Because that's where you get those thoughts in your head.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:46

Can I tell you, in the audience knows? I am an avid porn chronic masturbator. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:57

Yeah, I got an alert the other day from FUQ. Is this really true? Is it this many hours?

SPEAKER_01 1:36:05

Guilty as charged.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:07

Verizon Sena.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:09

But this guy's Apple Watch. I think he just fell down.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:14

He sees him. He sees him again. But I've never watched any type of swinger sport. Like that is no interest to me.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:24

I'm sure it's out there. Really?

SPEAKER_01 1:36:26

Oh, it is out there. 100%.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:28

That is.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:30

I don't even know. We're telling us about at their boat slip. There are people that hang upside down pineapples. People let it slip. Yep. And so they thought they were and they got on the boat and they were like, no, we're not.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:46

I swear to God, like, even if that ever happened, I'd look at you and be like, what the fuck, Bran? Like, no. Like, it's just weird.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:53

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:54

The thing is, is it fucks up your whole friendship?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:57

Well, yeah. So why would you do that? Like, I don't even look at you that way.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:00

You know what I mean? Like, to be honest, I feel funny sometimes because you know, everybody's into hugs now.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:07

Oh, I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:09

Sometimes I feel funny giving you a hug. Yeah. Like goodbye. Hey.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:12

Oh, I'll give Bobby a hug any day. I don't feel weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:15

Hugs, not drugs. Right. That's my motto. But that's that's just weird.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:19

But I'll give Bobby a hug and then I give you like I'll give you both hugs. It's not like I just hug one and not. I hug Brad.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:25

Yeah, we hug. And we ain't fucking each other.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:27

Well, and you hug me. Yeah. Yeah. And we're not fucking each other anymore. If you get on the morning thing, so why do you feel why do you feel weird giving Kelly a hug? Yeah, Brad. Yeah, that seems kind of odd.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:37

I just feel weird giving people hugs.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:39

Anybody? But you give me hugs. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:42

Girls. Well, you're married to me. So you get a hug.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:45

Don't feel weird giving me hugs, Brad.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:46

The kids don't. Should we hug it out right now?

SPEAKER_04 1:37:48

Which is odd though, because all of our kids are hug. All of our kids are hug shamers. I'm stuck on a rug. None of them love to give hugs.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:57

I'm stuck on a rug. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:59

Yeah, the girls don't like to give it a bug. Does it feel weird? See, what I think feels weird about it. Look at them patting her back. Why are you patting her back?

SPEAKER_01 1:38:06

A good game.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:07

Yeah, good game, girl. Good game. Oh my god. I'm coming.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:11

I'm coming. Don't come.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:13

She's coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:14

Don't come. Roll your pant legs up.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:16

Okay, what?

SPEAKER_02 1:38:17

Okay. Okay, now hug Kelly.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:22

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_02 1:38:23

I ain't hugging none of these.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:24

Can I give Bob a hug? Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:26

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:38:27

This is Christmas. I gotta figure out what's going on with these hugs.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:32

What are we doing? I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:36

That was like hugging Kelly. I don't know. Yeah. Alright, we're doing Kelly. You were weird patting Kelly. No, I love weird.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:46

I'll pat her when I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:47

But you didn't pat me. And I didn't pat Kelly, and I didn't pat Bob.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:52

After putting some thought into it, I just determined what's weird about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:54

Okay, what's weird?

SPEAKER_02 1:38:56

Is it might not be all girls that I hug that makes me feel weird?

SPEAKER_04 1:39:00

Just Kelly?

SPEAKER_02 1:39:01

The ones with the boobs.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:02

Yeah. That's the thing. Okay, you know what I mean? Yes, that is a thing. It's like, whoa, this feels too close. But it's not. Right. It's because the bosoms are pushing away. Yes. Yes. I totally agree.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:18

So because I have small boobs that there's no disconnect between me and Bob because you're feeling connected.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:26

I've always been a pattern. Trisha, I don't want to fuck you, but there's nothing wrong with your boobs.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:32

Think the bottom. I think it is. I think it's the boobs.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:36

Yeah, because they're like pillows up against you.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:39

Yeah, you're not.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:40

Yeah. Used to it?

SPEAKER_03 1:39:44

What if we figure out some way to hug like back to back?

SPEAKER_02 1:39:46

No, I like that. No, no. Don't get me wrong, I hope the fun hug.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:52

We don't like a set of bosoms pressed against them.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:55

But yeah, back to your whole thing with the swinger thing. I don't understand that. Because no matter what you guys do, eventually. Okay, say we're swinging. The four of us.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:06

Like John Anderson.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:08

I know there is just a swinging.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:13

It might be you, it might be you, it might be you, it might be me. One of us is not going to feel like we're in that group anymore. Yeah. And that's where your problems are going to come from.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:26

I've never felt that way. No, but if you if you get past a certain point, well, she likes his dick more than she likes mine, and I'm married to her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:36

The other day I was watching while you're riding them, and why don't you do that with me? And it causes problems. To be 100% honest, the problem probably would not come from these two ever.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:48

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:48

The problem comes between the dudes.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:50

Yeah.

unknown 1:40:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:52

Because we're. Hey, you port the clothes to her better than I can. Yeah, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:55

And I just find that weird altogether. You two are two of our best friends. I love you both. I love hanging out with you all the time. Do I want to fuck either one of you? No. No. No. Oh, I'm sorry. You want to fuck Bob or Kelly? Which one?

SPEAKER_02 1:41:16

Not all the time. You said we like hanging out with you all the time. Well. Last Saturday, I'm glad I missed that.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:21

Yep. Amen. Me too. But I wish I could have a good one.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:26

When Bob called me on Monday, we were talking. I said, You get a little tore up. And he says, Dude, I ain't gonna lie. I wouldn't have wanted to hang out with me that day either. I said, that's verbatim. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:38

So and it's funny because But in the moment, I was the bad guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:43

I never telling him no one wanted to hang out with her.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:47

Right, I agree with that because she said shit like that to me before, too. And it's just like Fuck you, would you know?

SPEAKER_03 1:41:54

And why is that? Why is your wife always the bad guy then? If someone else told you that, you'd be like, oh yeah, you're right. I should go dry out. But if your wife says that, she's the asshole.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:04

Perfect point. An example here. A couple years ago I watched a friend of mine damn near drown. Everybody in the crowd thought it was funny. But that six gallons of water was just too much.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:18

I did not know that's really.

SPEAKER_01 1:42:25

No, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:26

I happen to be there. I love her. But my chihuahua.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:34

I was a chihuahua. Yipping, yipping, yipping.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:36

Bob bop bop bop. And Bob said, Trish, just get the fuck away from me. And finally I got I caught up to the race and I said, Trish, just back the fuck off. And she did. And me and Bob had a discussion. And it was it was friendly. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm pissed. I'm gonna kill a motherfucker. And I said, Yeah, I know. But it wasn't me.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:59

That was another night that I was never so happy to see him go to sleep. That was a good night. I had every single right.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:06

You know what? Somebody just finally just recently, like yesterday, commented on that Facebook video or the TikTok. So I know we're getting new followers because they're just seeing it. That renewed my faith in humanity.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:20

Not mine.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:22

That was if I could see you like that again, I'd probably say no.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:28

I feel like it might be a good time to wrap this up. Oh, we can wrap up.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:32

Well, first off, don't steal my thunder, because I was about to say that.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:35

Were you?

SPEAKER_01 1:43:35

Oh, I just're an hour and 45 minutes into this. Yeah, I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:40

Oh, Jesus Christ, now people are gonna have to take three trips to work to listen. You know, we gotta do better.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:45

I just want to say thank you, everybody, for continuing to follow along. And we are so glad that we were finally able to get the wives on the show. Yes. Are you though?

SPEAKER_02 1:43:59

Oh, yes. Absolutely. Yeah, this is gonna be our best seller.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:01

You think we're gonna be next to it?

SPEAKER_02 1:44:03

We're gonna be next to it from Stephen King.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:05

And I will say that you guys did a great job because when you get the microphone in front of you, people clam up.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:13

Remember when we started? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:14

We have clams, we didn't clam up.

unknown 1:44:17

Ha ha ha!

SPEAKER_01 1:44:19

Not bearded ones, though, because we don't like that. No, we don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:21

But I'm gonna hit my clam with an extra of salt. Yeah, it's a little harder now because we got the grinder.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:28

Well, thanks for letting us be your first guest. Oh, yeah. Well, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:32

We had to.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:33

Yeah. And everybody wanted it, so everybody got it. And here we are. So thank you for listening. Thank you guys for being on. And we appreciate you guys.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:44

Comment on this. Tell us where the women were wrong or where we were wrong.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:49

I think you need to spend some time on your videos and your little edits and your little snippets and things. I ain't seen shit on Facebook. I ain't seen shit on TikTok.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:00

Okay, people think we quit.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:01

To be fair.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:02

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:03

I uh recently got into a new hobby, so that's been consuming a lot of my time.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:10

Which is what? What's your hobby?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:14

How do I not know it's can you say gun on YouTube?

SPEAKER_04 1:45:17

Oh yes, but I got a new gun.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:19

So that has honestly, because that's something I've been waiting 20 fucking years for 30 years for.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:26

And it's something too, and that goes back. My whole overwhelming obsession with it is because my dead cousin told me when he was still alive. He he he had he had a bunch. He didn't have a license, but he always had one. Yeah, you won't ever be able to get one. I said, one of these days I will, you motherfucker. So I finally got them.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:48

You did.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:48

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:49

So you were exonerated. God damn right. Whatever. What's the word? Fuck you, Eric.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:55

So kind of like this.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:57

You know, yeah, like a sponge. So you motherfucker, I finally got there, and you ain't here to enjoy it. So, but I am gonna. I do gotta buckle down, and I've been getting more shit at work where I've been getting busier, but I do gotta buckle down because I got like six episodes of grade A material that I gotta take clips from.

SPEAKER_00 1:46:15

I think you do.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:16

And I gotta get them out there. And I'm gonna put them out there, Bob. Not in order.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:20

I think you're gonna find good ones. I'm gonna pull one from this episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:24

I'm gonna pull one from uh episode five. I'm gonna mix it up and see if we can't bedazzle the fucking taste buds on all our listeners.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:31

Bedazzle, like the girls' jeans.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:33

Maybe you think every so many episodes you should bring us back.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:37

I was just gonna say, do you think your listeners are gonna want us back?

SPEAKER_01 1:46:39

I don't know. Let us know. The listeners up to them. Yeah, you have a voice. Use it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:47

Of course, more more uh guests. Oh, we're gonna get some more.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:53

We got Zelmer in the rack, we got fucking. We got people knocking on the door to get out of the way. We got Malachi, we got fucking goddamn 250 belly buddy up there.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:02

Malachi is at the bottom of the list.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:04

Yeah, but who's the two?

SPEAKER_03 1:47:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:07

Um, Gary, congratulations.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:09

Mark my words, Bob and Prad will be in the dad bod contest at Mosquito next year. Yes. They don't have a choice in that.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:18

Mark her words.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:19

Even if they think they're not gonna, we're gonna sign them up and then they will be all in their asses. We're gonna get the one time well. Yeah, and here we're gonna throw this out there then. What? Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:30

Dad bod contest. That means somebody's gonna have to start cooking breakfast.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:34

Oh, I cook breakfast every day.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:36

Because I need to get it, and I can't afford to dress here.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:39

You don't have to not get it.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:40

But I was gonna tell them no.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:41

Yeah, we're gonna do it. All right. All right, so thank you for listening. We finally got the wives on here. Hope it was a good show. And as always, stay positive, test negative. Good night. Bye.